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Freddie: Rock and roll!!
Brian: NOT ON MY WATCH
How is Freddie putting his whole body into this and Brian is stopping it with 1 (one) leg??
I love that Brian keeps on playing too
Brian May’s legs are powered by his guitar. I thought everyone knew that already.
Freddie: READY TO ROCK
Brian: RESPONSIBLY!
Ummmm fucking yes!?!?!?!?
HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
the first post ever on tumblr
I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK
reblog this because it shows up every blue moon
I FOUND IT ✊
I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL
Who first posted this?
imagine the whole “actor gets too method to play the joker” thing but applied to literally any other villain character
“Jim Carrey pestered real-life animals in order to prepare for his role as Dr. Eggman. When asked for a comment, he simply said pingas”
“Bill Skarsgard has eaten another child. Clearly the next It movie is going to be amazing”
“Bill Skarsgard ate more children than Tim Curry in his preparation, which means his performance will be superior.”
“Jim Carrey has eaten more children than Bill Skarsgard in preparation for his role as Dr. Eggman, which isn’t really part of Dr. Eggman’s character, but now everyone is too afraid of Jim Carrey to say anything.”
“Jim Carrey now demands to be paid in children.”
Healthy to cry
Pyrrha, looking for Jaune: Jaune? Jaune, are you up here?
While looking, she hears soft crying from the rooftop they train on.
Pyrrha, rounding the corner to see Jaune sat on the roof, crying: Jaune! Hey, hey, it’s okay. What’s wrong, sweetie?
Jaune, looking up and wiping his eyes: It’s not-sniff-nothing! I wa-wasn’t crying.
Pyrrha, not buying his bullshit: Jaune, my love, it’s okay to cry. There is no shame in-
Cardin from the doorway: Hey, Jauney boy! What’re we crying about today? You skin your knee? Aww! HAHAHA!
Jaune, lip trembling as he blew out a shaky breath: I-I’m not cr-
Pyrrha kisses his cheek softly, standing up and straightening out her sash - all business: Cardin, you understand it’s perfectly normal to cry, don’t you?
Cardin: Pfft, yeah if you’re a baby!
Pyrrha, crossing her arms: I see. So it’s unacceptable for a grown man to cry every once and a while?
Cardin, blinking at her: Well, duh! I’m a man, and men don’t cry-
Pyrrha: I see, is that you saying that, or maybe a rough father figure who drilled that into you at a young age?
Cardin: …
Jaune, wiping his eyes: Oh no, she’s psychoanalysing him. He’s fucked.
Cardin: W-Well… maybe. Maybe I did grow up with a dad who ruled with an iron fist, so what? Made me strong.
Pyrrha: Did it, or did it make you build this “Strong” wall to keep those emotions hidden? Because Father told you it wasn’t okay to let out a little emotion from time to time. So maybe that is why you bully people, to make others hurt and reinforce that “Strong” wall, because otherwise it’ll break, and you’ll seem weak in front of this team of yours who hold you in such a high regard as their “Strong” leader. Is that about the size of it?
Cardin: …
Jaune: …
Five minutes later:
Jaune, sobbing on Pyrrha’s shoulder: So that’s why I come up here to cry sometimes, because I dunno what to do, and I don’t think I’m good enough, and I don’t know how to tell you that, because I’m scared that you’ll think I’m weak and won’t love me anymore!
Pyrrha: Aww, sweetie, don’t ever think like that. I would think no less of you if you needed to cry, okay? If anything I’d be even prouder of you than I am right now, because you’d be willing to show me a side of yourself that you hide away. I’d love you more for it. Kisses his cheek, wiping the tears away.
Cardin, crying on her other shoulder: Fuck you’re a lucky guy, Arc!
And always remember that guys - and gals. That it is perfectly okay to cry. It has nothing to do with being a “Man” or “Grown up” Crying is healthy. It’s a release. Never ever be afraid to cry. A true man cries.
Snoring
Nora: So Jauney? Does Pyrrha do anything that annoys you?
Jaune: Nah, nothing annoying.
Pyrrha smiling: Am I a good girlfriend?
Jaune: You’re a great girlfriend.
Pyrrha, smiling proudly.
Jaune: But, umm… well there is one tiny little thing…
…
Jaune, sound asleep snuggling with Pyrrha: Zzzzz
Pyrrha snores loudly into his chest, startling him awake.
Jaune: Jeez, who’s starting a chainsaw at two in the morning?!
Pyrrha, snoring again.
Jaune: Jeez Louise!
Pyrrha, dribbling onto his chest slightly: Nnnoooooo…
Jaune, blinking up at the ceiling, trying to fall asleep again.
Pyrrha, snoring again.
Jaune: Oh my gods! What an unholy noise coming out of an angel!
Pyrrha, mumbling in her sleep: Mmm nooo Jaune, that’s leeeeeeewd.
Jaune, rolling his eyes with a chuckle, burying his face in her hair to fall asleep: Mmm, you adorable cutie…
Pyrrha snoring.
Jaune: … But fuck me that sounds like the garbage disposal goin off!
…
Pyrrha, blushing: I do not snore!
JNR: Umm, yeah ya do.
Pyrrha: W-Well… n-no I … It’s… Well I’m sorry!
Jaune: Okay! Here we go, I can do this. Diaper changing time. Heeeeere we go, little one! *Gagging.* Oh… *Wretching.* H-How!? How’d you get it up your back?! *Coughing.* P-PYRRHA! PYRRHA HELP!
Pyrrha, running upstairs: What’s wrong, oh my gods! *Gagging.* Oh honey, no!
Jaune: Oh honey, yes! *Wretching.* My Mom went through this eight times with us. EIGHT?! WAS SHE CRAZY?! *Gagging.* Oh god it’s on my thumb, tap out tap out I’m gonna hurl! *Running out the room.*
Arkos baby, giggling: Mama!
Pyrrha, eyes watering: Y-Yep! Hello sweetheart, Mommy’s *Gagging.* here!
Jaune, down the hall: What’s the easiest and best part of having a baby? Oh I dunno, MAKING IT?! I’m *Gagging.* calling Taiyang again!
Pyrrha: N-No don’t bother him, I can do this. *Gagging.* Oh gods it’s everywhere!
Jaune: IT’S ENGAGED?! WHOEVER’S CALLING TAI, STOP! I NEEEED HIM!!!!
Pyrrha, drowsily waking up: *yawns* Huh, did I really fall asleep on the couch? *Stretches* Man, I must've been tired.
Jaune, from in the kitchen: *Incoherent talking*
Pyrrha, raising an eyebrow: Hmm? I wonder who he's talking to?
*Pyrrha stands up and sneakily walk to her kitchen*
Pyrrha, walking in: Honey?
Jaune, over their sink: So? You aren't talking huh? Well, we have ways of making you talk.
Pyrrha: ???????????????
Jaune: Tell me now! *Starts to dunk his plate underwater while also cleaning it*
Pyrrha, smiling goofily:........
Jaune, pulling the plate up: Who do you work for?! Huh? Answer me!
The inanimate plate:........
Jaune, rolling up his sleeve: Still not talking huh? Well I have all day. *Dunks/clean the plate again* Just tell me and the pain stops real qui—
Pyrrha, chuckling: Honey?
*Jaune instantly jumps from his wife breaking the silence, slightly tossing the plate in the air before it lands back in the water, splashing water all over him*
Jaune, leaning on his counter to act natural: oh, h-hey sweetie. What are you doing here? Weren’t you sleeping?
Pyrrha, smiling: Well I was, but I kinda just woke up before I heard my husband talking to himself in the kitchen. What are you doing in here?
Jaune, awkwardly: Oh you k-know. Doing the dishes and all. Simple house things and stuff.
Pyrrha: And does simple house things includes talking to yourself?
Jaune, clearing his throat: Well Uh....I may have *ahem* been trying to find ways to entertain myself while doing them so I wouldn’t be bored.
Pyrrha, raising a teasing eyebrow: So you decided to interrogate our dishes for answers?
Jaune, awkwardly chuckling: Well not the whole time. You missed Timmy The Teacup’s baptism five minutes ago. And if I do say so myself I did a damn fine job at it. *gestures towards their tea kettle* His mother even cried from happiness.
Pyrrha, giggling: Youre just a dork. *kisses his cheek* I’m going upstairs to sleep. Make sure to join me when you’re done. Love you.
Jaune, awkwardly waving: Okay will do. I love you too.
*Pyrrha leaves*
Jaune, resting his head on the counter in embarrassment: It’s a miracle that she married me.
Ruby: I can't swim. I never took the lessons at the community pool.
Weiss: Ruby, you promised.
Ruby: I know. But they wanted to put me in the beginners class. I can't swim with a bunch of five year-olds. They can be so cruel if they sense weakness.
Yang: That's why on the first day you have to beat up the biggest one there.
Weiss: No Yang, that's prison.
Yang: Only if you let it be.
If the crowd is as riled up as I am hungry for a sandwich then we all know this fight is going to be something else folks! The RWBY universe is popping up challengers left and right that Gen:lock and Red vs Blue are both starting to get upset and take their aggression out on an unsuspecting Jaune. Entering the ring today we have the queen of snow, the duelist of ice, let’s hear if for WINTER SCHNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Winter: *Combines swords into duelist sword* Qrow: You sure you want to lose another round to me? Winter: I did not lose our last battle! Qrow: *Flicks sword into scythe* Pretty sure you did, though I was drunk at the time. Winter: *Combines swords into duelist sword* Grif: Jesus lady, how white can one person get? Winter: Your flippant tone will be your demise. Grif: *Draws assault rifle* It’s like I’m fighting frosty the snowman. Julian: *Hologram appears* Winter: Program, shut down and await for update. Julian: No programs here, just an ass kicking. Winter: *Splits weapon in two* Looks like we’ll be doing this the hard way. Winter: *Combines swords into duelist sword* Weiss: SISTER! I’VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH! Winter: Quiet! I am here to test what you’ve learned from your time at Beacon. Weiss: *Takes combat stance* Of course sister. Winter: *Combines swords into duelist sword* O’Malley: Run along little girl, this isn’t the Olympics. Winter: You dare insult my blade?! O’Malley: *Hefts Rocket Launcher* It was either that or your outfit. Cammie: *Walks in and scoops up Nugget* Winter: Your toy is nothing compared to the technology of Atlas. Cammie: *Smirks* You mean the same technology that turned on you when it had a smart phone plugged into it? Winter: *Splits weapon in two* Your bravado will not save you now. Winter: *Combines swords into duelist sword* Ruby: Hello Weiss’s sister. Winter: Did you forget my name already?! Ruby: *Twirls scythe* To be fair we’ve only spoken 2-4 sentences together so, you know….. Winter: *Combines swords into duelist sword* Sarge: I pity you. Winter: You dare look down on me? Sarge: *Cocks shotgun* Not you woman, your wallet. Must cost a fortune to get blood stains out of a white jacket; why do you think I wear bright red armor? US: *Walks in flipping coin* Winter: Leave, before you get injured. US: You’ll need more than your toy sword if you want to hurt me. Winter: *Splits weapon in two* How about now? Cinder: *Geyser of flame appears then dissipates to reveal Cinder* Winter: The thief. Cinder: The toy soldier. Need me to fetch Ironwood to wind you up again? Winter: *Splits weapon in two* A thief and a child, what a surprise. Tex: *Smashes hole in wall and steps through* Winter: Halt! You have damaged Atlas military property! Tex: If you don’t leave right now I’m going to snap that stick of yours in two and jam it into both your eyes. Winter: *Splits weapon in two* Brutish threats remark a simple mind; and hear I was thinking you might be an actual threat. Winter: *Combines swords into duelist sword* Kazu: If you pulled that stick out of your ass you might actually be fun. Winter: *Blushes angrily* How dare you! Kazu: *Cracks neck* I’m surprised you can move with how far it is shoved in you. Pyrrha: *Twirls rifle as it transforms into a spear* Winter: How are you still alive? Pyrrha: What do you mean? Winter: *Splits weapon in two* Do not worry, I shall return you to the grave. Winter: *Combines swords into duelist sword* Kaikaina: Anyone ever tell you you’re really hot? Winter: *Sighs* Only a drunk fool I know. Kaikaina: *Draws dual smgs* Sounds mysterious. Want to invite them over after the match for a three-way? Winter: *Combines swords into duelist sword* Rufus: What is it with your universes obsession with swords? Winter: They are the most effective fighting tools we have. Rufus: *pushes glasses up bridge of nose, Caliban steps in next to him* I can think of at least 59 weapons from my universe that could vaporize you where you stand, but I’m also thinking about what to have for lunch afterwards and that takes precedent. Salem: *Horde of grimm part for Salem to walk through* Winter: So you must be the one everyone is scared of. Salem: Where you are no one to me as your value is as little as the dirt beneath my feet. Winter: *Splits weapon in two* I see your manners have dulled with your age as well.
Babysit
*Loud banging on JNPR’s door*
Jaune, answering the door: Hello?
Saphron: Hey, I have no time to explain but watch Adrian for me! *Shoves Adrian into Jaune’s arms*
Jaune, holding Adrian: What?! Why?!
Saphron: No time to explain! Bye! *Leaves*
Jaune: Wait! Wait! Don’t leave your- and she’s gone. *Awkwardly looks at Adrian*………hey?
Adrian: *incoherent baby noise*
Jaune: Yeah, same.
Pyrrha: Hey Jaune, who was that?
Jaune, turning towards her: My sister, she wanted me to wat-
Pyrrha, gasping: Is that a baby?!
Jaune: What?
Pyrrha, grabbing Adrian: Oh my gosh! You are so cute! *Sits on her bed and starts to play peek a boo with Adrian*
Jaune:………okay. I guess you can watch him then.
*later*
Saphron, now holding Adrian: So thanks for babysitting him, Jaune. I owe you one.
Jaune: Actually, Pyrrha watched him.
Saphron: She did?
Pyrrha: I hope you didn’t mind. He was so infectiously cute that I had to hold him.
Saphron: No it’s alright, hun. Thanks. *Looking at Adrian and speaks teasingly* Did you behaved for Pyrrha, little man?
Adrian: I’m Sowwy.
Saphron, gasping: Oh my God! His first words. Where did you learn those words, honey?
Jaune, looking at Pyrrha:……………………..
Pyrrha, awkwardly:………I’m sorry…….
@ladyvallhalla I know it’s not Freezerburn, but we can’t so no to some Arkos every now and then.
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I can’t make this shit up. Honestly thought that the ad was a part of the post at first.
my things for shinobi at the good omens holiday exchange last year yooo
i noticed she was fond of rose so i tried to include her!! but then i forgot she probably never encountered the weeping angels lol… my excuse is that it’s doctor who so like… what! continuity??! hahahaha (cries)
*sees this post* Oh haha I get it, Good Omens and DW crossover bc of David Tennant- *looks at the timestamp and realizes this post is SIX goddamn years old* …A- Agnes, is that you?
Wait its HOW OLD???
wait what
…
turns out that pack rats (Neotoma sp.) creates these big middens which they urinate on. The urine then crystallizes over time, creating amber-like deposits. Some of the ones found in caves are 50.000 years old and contains intact plant material, allowing scientists to analyse the prehistoric flora.
the dark deposits in the middle are 10.000+ year old crystallized rat piss
what a world
i don't really understand why you would be pro-zoo. like i understand nature reserves and sanctuaries where people can observe from afar, but it doesn't seem right to me when they're locked up in generally small confined areas for people to watch them do nothing all day. idk maybe i'm getting this wrong, and i still really respect you, i just don't understand this. like i interned at a zoo and felt uncomfortable with how small their living areas were and how they had no stimulation
Zoos don’t look like this anymore.
They look like this:
Good zoos do not keep their animals in “tiny spaces” with no enrichment. I’m not pro-roadside zoo. I’m pro-accredited zoo. Zoos are incredibly important for conservation and education.
Are Zoos Necessary?
The Importance of Zoos: Resource Post
Why Zoos and Aquariums Matter: Assessing the Impact of a Visit to a Zoo or Aquarium
Why I Want to be a Keeper
Why I Believe in Zoos
There should be way more pictures of modern zoos so i just add some more
Seriously zoos do so much important conservation work as well I hate when people shit all over zoos as if the animals are locked up and not looked after
The SF Zoo has two sea lions. Now, if you know SF, you know that sea lions are a Thing. They’re all over Pier 39 and various other beaches in N California. In fact, the zoo is near the ocean, so there are sea lions not 200 yards from the zoo entrance. So having sea lions in the zoo seems sort of superfluous.
Except the sea lions are blind. One was found as an adult after suffering a gun shot wound to the face that destroyed his eyes. The other was found as an adolescent, weak and starving because it had been blinded and unable to hunt. So they were rescued and introduced and the zoo built them a nice pool where they can swim and sunbathe and people toss them fish. It’s not the biggest exhibit, or the fanciest. But it’s a home for them, where they’re safe and well fed. Sea lions aren’t the most romantic of animals, but they’re a part of SF culture and a lot of us have a soft spot for the loud, bulbous things. And because of zoos, these two get to live long, happy lives.
Whenever anyone complains about zoos, I think about Silent Knight and Henry.
I think it’s St. Louis zoo that is saving big cats in Africa. Scientists couldn’t figure out what was killing off the local lion population. They were dying off from Canine Distemper. The local unvaccinated dogs of the towns would spread the disease to other animals or have it themselves. When the lions ate the infected animals they would catch it as well. You know what that Zoo is doing to stop this disease? They are going over to those towns and vaccinating the dogs for free. The community loves it and people from other villages comes for miles to get their dogs vaccinated as well.
They also do work with camel populations because the local human population use the camels for food sources the zoos help monitor the camels health.
Another zoo, I want to say it’s the Oregon zoo but don’t quote me on that, is helping female inmates. The zoo works with the female prisons by encouraging the inmates to assist in the breeding and raising of endangered species of butterflies. They plant the specific plants that the butterflies and catapillars need, raise them, and release them. These inmates get noted in any scientific journals that get published. They are giving these inmates a sense of accomplishment and validation.
Zoos not only save species but bring together and assist communities in an effort to save the environment. Zoos, good zoos, are essential to the future and I will fight anyone who tries to say otherwise.
PS you don’t see PETA doing any of this.
I know for some people i ruin my ‘vegan credentials’ because I support zoos, but unfortunately some people just won’t care about animals they’ve never encountered. So I support conservation based zoos in economically stable countries. And those are the ONLY zoos I support.
A lot of people voice concern for the fact the animals are kept in spaces far smaller than their territories would be in the wild. But the reasons for those large territories isn’t applicable in zoos. In the wild they need to have large spaces to find enough food, to stay away from threats and have enough resources for offspring. In a zoo they are given enough food for all the animals in an enclosure, there are no threats for them to move away from and animals are mostly on birth control unless they are part of a breeding program. They wouldn’t feel the need for a larger space because all their needs are being met in an enclosure space.
“The very best moment of my wild Arctic Fox experience from yesterday. Please enjoy with sound“
🎥: Stefan Forster
Australians are just feral British people.
british people are already feral but not in a good way because they fucking suck
A lot of Harry Potter characters don’t suck and they’re all British.
i dont care about joke rolling
…it’s spelled J.K. Rowling and she’s one of the greatest writers EVER.
oh boo hoo cry me a table brit apologist
ahem please go watch Doctor Who
Bloody muggles
henry pothead isnt real
These responses are straight out of fuckin 2014 what with the Doctor Who and J.K. Rowling being a good writer, but this shit happened yesterday???
