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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 41
Arthur Lester (Malevolent)
Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs)
Art of Arthur Lester by @bohemobones on instagram
Hey guys I’m. Back
Please vote Arthur my goat. Dazai wishes he could die as much as Arthur Lester does
Im never going to be able to take anyone in Threshold seriously and by the looks of it Arthur doesn't either because. Dude I don't think they can one up what already happened to this guy. Every time someone says anything in threat of Arthur its just way too funny to me. Yes I'm aware that they can absolutely kill him but be SO fr right now. He had a weird gory homoerotic situationship with God's son. He outsmarted The Butcher, one of the most well known hitmen in the country it seems twice and called him a friend by the end of it. He went to the 13th century?? He got the PLAGUE????? dude you can't one up the PLAGUE. He died 8 TIMES. he came back for EACH ONE. And by the end of that he was chill just killing himself to get to the Waylay. He is sustaining a fragment of an eldritch god in his head who is cosmically entertained with his being at this point. No shit he doesn't care about your mob he literally walked under a sky made of viscera and stood in front of an incomprehensible holy obelisk that probably would've made him explode if he could actually SEE it
my hottest take
Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.
guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare
yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it's also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it's a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety
(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)
Then how the haters loved him,
As they shouted out with glee,
"Unholy Drink Cloaca
You'll go down in history!"
You DON'T get this on any other site in quite this format.
Bus card >:((
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 79
Bowser (Nintendo)
Scrub Daddy (Real Life)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
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Elias Bouchard (The Magnus Archives)
Jesus of Nazareth (the bible)
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re listened to malevolent part 39 and. i. i need some more elaboration on this "great find" in egypt noel. what is this
the last one was so tedious to make
i like how they make a whole face
one of my favorite things on the mc wiki
Harm reduction is very important which is why I propose giving Kayne a gun. Now you might say, wouldn't that be worse? He already has a dagger that would be upgrading. But you see, he gave the dagger away and now only has near unfathomable power at his fingertips. A gun would be a big downgrade and possibly entertaining enough for him to accept it for a moment
The same logic applies to all entities by the way. The King in Yellow should've had a gun. Arthur understands a gun. Unfathomable sticks don't work well as threats. But a gun? That's easy. Also I want to see malevolent entities preparing to fight like it's high noon in a western
Somebody suggesting an eldritch space western AU for Malevolent wasn't something I was expecting to find while scrolling my fyp today, but I'm the opposite of disappointed.
Actually, I'm kinda intrigued.
Would you suggest giving John a gun? If you were to give him a gun, would Arthur just be dual wielding guns, or would this be John manifesting?
How would you handle guns with characters like the Dollmaker? Would you give them a gun or just... not?
John already got a gun in canon and convinced a malevolent entity to shoot themself, so obviously he gets a gun. He also has the eyes so either he's taking the gun from Arthur or it is the only part of him that manifests at all times. He gets one to two guns depending.
I'm going to give the Dollmaker a gun because I just can't see them using it. It'd ruin at least one body part (undesirable for special bodies) and they seem to have a whole terrifying do not enter signs as shown via the horrifying amount of human organs strewn about the front lawn going on.
The Witch and Mother Darkness and Horig and Lillith and the Manager and the King in Yellow and Yellow and Lillith and the Wraith and the Creature in the Mines and every other creature Arthur encounters can have one too.
The Trader can have one too. Shame Arthur will die, but I'm sure the Manager will enjoy the extra visit
have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.
they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.
their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.
longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years
toxic flesh
has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.
lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion
largest genome of any shark
eats everything including moose and polar bears
ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you
this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard
just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !
Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!
Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir
I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks
imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey
I Have Softness For You
i have milk for you
Stop.
Cut the baby monkey in half
JUMPING AND TWIRLING AND KICKING MY FEET Malevolent Threshold I love you
You don't know how sickly OBSESSED I am with the fact that The Manager instinctively laughs like Kayne but constantly stifles it. Every time he starts a little maniacal laugh and covers his mouth I LOSE MY MARBLES so bad.
I am going to shred him like a dog toy
Do any of u have decent recipes that are like 5 ingredients (not including spices) and take 45 mins or less to prepare i gotta stop eating sandwiches for dinner
yeah hang on
ignore the title of this google doc because it's a long story but it's a really solid recipe for southwest chicken alfredo
this is a vegetarian potato curry recipe that's about 75% spices; once you get the potatoes in there you can really do whatever you want with it
this is literally just pasta, broccoli, and cheese babey and you can live off that shit for DAYS it makes such a big portion
bro this spinach/pesto/3 cheese flatbread is so fucking tasty bro
also you can make the flatbread yourself it's super quick!!
oh hey I'm eating this white chickpea chili right now, much like the curry it's mostly spices and you can do p much do whatever you want with it
don't let the name fool you these potatoes are delicious any time. not just breakfast.
this is slightly more than five ingredient when you add them together but if you have time and really wanna fuckin treat yourself I recommend these chicken strips + this cornbread + either these potatoes or these buttered veggies on the side.
These are my two favorite comfort foods. They're very easy to make and dont take long to cook.
Garlic butter rice
Orzo mac and cheese (comes out a little bit soupy)
this recipe for gogumabap (sweet potato and rice) saved my life when i couldn't eat hardly anything for a long time. the recipe itself calls for a heavy bottomed pot but you can absolutely use a rice cooker and put the rice and diced sweet potato in together and just let the machine do its thing
If you have a crockpot, I do a really good pulled pork carnitas that is:
Pork - any cut boneless
Onions- chopped anyway you like
Orange juice - about one cup (you can use about 2 tablespoons of the condensed frozen stuff if you have it)
Root beer, pepsi, or other cola soda - about one cup
Preferred chili mix seasoning - 1-2 packets depending on how intense you like your flavoring and how much pork you put in
Garlic - as much as you wanna, specifically smashed not cut
Canned or frozen corn - to your preference
Dump all that into your crockpot in the morning (or the night before) and let it run on low until dinner. Cook some rice if you feel like it, or just serve over tortillas.
bro WTF, I wanna try this just for the sheer shit of it
