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[bluegrasshole]

i just don’t think shane respects soccer players :/ obviously he gets asked about the world cup and he knows enough about it because his husband is #European so he can give a good enough answer but inside he’s like ugh fucking pussies

[bluegrasshole]

SO funny in one breath he’s like ugh theyre so GAY look at them rolling around on the ground like that (as per @space-bakery) and in the next breath he’s like they’re too lanky they’re not even hot what’s the point and ilya just looks at him oh THEYRE the gay ones. uh huh

[bluegrasshole]

myShane

[honeyybrii]

shane effortlessly defying ilya's internal self deprecation with the most blunt, heartstopping, to the point sincerity is such an important part of their dynamic to me

"but you know me, i'm lazy, so." "i don't know that side of you at all."

"is that what we are going to do? relax?" "i hope so. i would like to relax with you. for once."

"because you like to be bad." "hey, that's not what this is. you and me. maybe it was at first but, not now, and not for a long time."

to the point where it even usurps other peoples interpretations of ilya before he gets the chance to internalize them -

"but, you hate him." "no. i mean, i get that. but no. i love him."

and ilya has that exact same subtly gobsmacked expression every time he does it

[thatonekimgirl]

Heated Rivalry || the full 'first time' sex scene without music

[shanepervert]

myshane off a 1 mg edible he tried for anxiety

[thisishappeningiguess]

after retirement Yuna tries to convince Shane and Ilya into doing dancing with the stars and while she does not convince Shane she does get Ilya to agree so guess who’s that years winner of the mirror ball trophy

[maybe-flora]

it will forever be a little insane to me how ilya rozanov, born and raised in russian, total jock/party bro, father-is-police-brother-is-police guy, somehow has never had an ounce of internalized homophobia in his body. canonically just saw being bi as an extra opportunity for hot sex. started experimenting with guys at 16 and simply never questioned it. and like yeah he’s a top but it’s also so clear that he does not see being a bottom as a demeaning or less masculine thing in the slightest. this man goes on to wear leopard shirts and booty shorts and flicks his hands gayfully and makes gay jokes at his jock colleagues and being tender with other men is like second nature to him and He’s actually the one to makes the ‘oh are you scared of being gay?’ ‘cuz I thought you might be gay when you were sucking my dick’ jokes.

this man this mannnn i want to pick his brain apart with a tweezer

[comingatthecottage]

this is CRITICAL to my ilya thesis. ilya consistently tries to care for his father and brother, but he's not making his life choices primarily to please them, because he knows he never will (probably has also benefitted from always having svetlana's voice in his ear saying "your father is an asshole who would have punished you either way"). my headcanon is that the post-draft gala scene is him finalizing this realization, actually: he has literally just been declared the #1 hockey player in the whole world and it's not enough for his father not to humiliate him in front of a whole room full of people and his new boss! it's painful but he's also just like "oh, yeah, wow, fuck this, i'm gonna live my new life. boston's nice, right?"

he feels like he has to go home and perform his duties as a son but he doesn't feel like he has to actually be the thing they want him to be because it's impossible.

[shaneposting]

if s2 was up to me i would 100% include shane’s centre ice fantasy and i’d set it up like. ottawa vs montreal. they’re skating up for the face off. the viewer thinks it’s a regular game. there’s a whole crowd, two teams, the referees, etc. then they look at each other and they’re both dropping their helmets glove-drop style and making out and desperately taking off each other’s gear and with every layer that comes off there’s another ‘background layer’ lost, like the teams disappear, the crowd noise fades out, etc. the last thing to go is the commentary. the whole thing is narrated like ‘there appears to be a delay to the face off as shane hollander adjusts his helmet and- oh. oh wow. well. that’s unexpected folks. i did not think this game would have many surprises for us but here we are. this will delay the puck drop for sure. i don’t recall this ever happening on- oh good god let’s leave them to it we can’t show that on the broadcast’

and they fuck with ilya standing and holding shane with shane’s legs around his waist (idc that this is not feasible it’s shane’s dream and also mine). scene ends with shane all moaning and Lost In The Sauce with his head tipped back and his back arching and ilya’s mouth on his neck. followed by a hard cut to him in the same position but half asleep in bed like in the book and ilya waking up beside him like 🫪🥵

[shanyushahollander]

‘i wonder how jacob is going to adapt the boxing day fight… i really hope he takes all the toxicity out and especially the part where ilya backs shane into the wall :(’ okay well i actually love that ilya’s been bottling up all his anger and resentment and fear and communicating in passive aggressive eyerolls for months and blows up out of nowhere during a nice boxing day afternoon and then shane responds by saying the nastiest most hurtful most breathtakingly clueless thing he can think of like a cornered animal and then ilya pulls his usual emotional cutoff and tells him to get the fuck out of his house because he’s done with the fight he started now and then shane refuses to leave and keeps repeating the same question over and over again and then ilya straight up has a cptsd rage blackout and realizes in a very visceral and horrifying way how deeply maladaptive his coping mechanisms are because by refusing to acknowledge that he has any needs at all in order not to hurt shane he is now HURTING SHANE <3 like i know it makes both of them cry and have to take a very hard look at how they’ve been acting as partners and people but it makes me happy to get all that catharsis so :)

[senatortedcruz]

[mybloodstream-caffeine]

Every time I think of Vegas Shane stepping into that elevator, hole puffy as hell, smelling of second hand smoke, mouth still tasting like gross vodka, no hot Dom walking him out, no goodbye kissie, no pat on the head for a job well done, and he's ALREADY composing his see you next season :) text, I curl up and start convulsing out of excruciating embarrassment at his raw earnestness,,, SHANE SHANE GOD PLEASE YOU CANT LIVE LIFE WITH YOUR HEART ON YOUR SLEEVE LIKE THIS!!!! THEY'LL KILL YOU FOR IT SHANE!!! OH MY GOD!!!!

[smokingrozanov]

Shane should be wine drunk on a couch somewhere watching How It’s Made while Ilya blitzed as fuck is saying shit like “if I were melting plastic would you be the machine that molds me into a dinosaur toy?” And Shane is near tears like baby. Baby. I need to be a dinosaur toy with you

[sexcromancy]

really crazy that in their first real conversation kip is like "haha its funny that brain damage makes you superstitious :)" and scott is like "i promise i havent had so many concussions that i will end up murdering you crazystyle" like what the hellllll lol he is such an insane caricature of a romance novel predator he is going to Get You kip and it is going to be veryyyy sexyyyyyy

[sexcromancy]

it was so funny to watch people be so bored by this episode when it is quite blatantly doing serial killer x guy who really wants to be serial killed consensually. lol. like this is nbc hannibal but as a romcom tea. but the thing is that fantasy is actually so insanely common in hetromance (which is the lens it is again refracted through here, due to rreid's writing style) that it feels boring and pedestrian. wild

[ilyapasta]

Once he accepts the reality of it Shane literally loves being in love— You can talk to me about anything. You can talk to me in Russian, I want to make you feel better. Come to my front door. Come to my cottage. Let me figure out a plan to keep you. We’ll figure something else out, okay?

[hollanderthoughts]

Shane. Be normal. Just act normal. For once in your life, do what a normal person would do

[yolkylemon]

💪 💦

[shanebug]

lowkey my david and yuna hollander parenting thesis

[knownqueerbaiter]

seven year old shaney trying to be helpful to the other kids at hockey camp and telling them “you should try aiming the puck at the net! that’s what i do”