he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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I love how most anime is like âthe oldest woman weâll ever have as a primary character is 21 and youâre lucky if you even get thatâ and then full metal alchemist brotherhood was like âwe are gonna give you several milfs who can kill youâ
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[This idea has been rattling in my brain and I had to share it.]
I know we all love the âhumans are space orcsâ concept⊠but imagine, onboard the new ship theyâve been assigned to, the human meets an actual space orc. A massive monster⊠fangs and tusks and scars and a battle-hardened stare, looming over all the other life forms on the ship in its thick indestructible armour it refuses to remove. It barely drinks, it doesnât need sleep, its massive shoulders are heavy with the terrible things it has experienced. Compared to the squishy & delicate human body, this thing is a walking tank.
⊠Except instead of hating/ignoring one another, the human and the monster start bonding over both coming from death planets. The human is excited to find a life form who doesnât quiver with fear at the vague description of a jellyfish and the monster is ecstatic to meet someone who understands the feeling of being bitten by a quaâlem (cats are pretty close). They sit together and compare dangerous animals and locations as the other aliens look on in confusion and fear⊠oh, you also have dense jungles of deadly hidden predators, boiling acid lakes, tamed predatory killers, and areas with horrendously high and low temperatures? Sick!!Â
It doesnât take long before the two of them become totally inseparable. The human loves not feeling like some kind of crazy outsider and the monster is overjoyed theyâve finally found an equal in this unkillable marshmallow.
Monster: When I was a youngling, a grol-lik stung straight through my armour. The pain lasted for approximately 16 human hours. Human: Oh yeah man, I get that. As a kid I got a wasp stuck in my shirt. It stung me like four times, it was awful, and all my cousins just laughed at me⊠Monster: [using their arm screen to research human courting methods] I see.
Relationships are about helping each other grow and that involves emotional labor on both parts both big and small things. If you know your partner has some sort of anxiety issue or w/e sending âhey iâll be busy today iâll text you when i can love youâ will literally absolve so many issues in less than 30 seconds. But you freaks up here seem to think that caring about someone and catering to them (to a certain degree) is weird and unhealthy. And you wonder why you have no good relationships romantic or platonic.Â
This is so important.
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Dildo Generator
Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a âExtrusion/Revolution Generatorâ âŠ.
Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).
Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here
the time is now
hell yeah
ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda
itâs called the purple ramjet
which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide
shove a vase up your ass
not even jesus could save yall motherfuckersâ souls
i call it the matterhorn
cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through
i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises
of course this is the post where tumblr is like âSeems sfw to me!â
I call this one the Megahorny
Just cram an entire table lamp up there
Me every time this post crosses my dash:
My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.
Plate.Â
Iâd usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I canât fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog
Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-
How you gonna do us like that bruh???
ITS BACK
M U S H R O O M
en garde
i guess this is the long post all the gays are collectively reblogging today huh
Idk how to work it on mobile which makes me sad
This this fucking terrible thing just killed me
I was just scrolling and my friend asked why I was dying and i just had shown them this.
They are scared of me i think
HAHWHWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHESUAIJ
this needs to be on yalls dash
LMFAOOOOOO OMG IM FUCKING DIEING
The humanityâs creative spirit really knows no boundary
The humanityâs
creative spirit really
knows no boundary
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Reblogging this glory for later-
ITâS BACK
The life of Gordon Ramsay isnât an easy one
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102. Naptime
@shapherds-mod-blog itâs you when you nap! :D
Omg 600% xD
The Road to El Dorado (2000) + letterboxd reviews (in/sp)
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hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)
there is delaware (state) and delaware (river)Â
both are equally strange
the state is a tiny little cryptid thing
the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.
the state tries to me more important with its âim the first state!!!â bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.
THATS TUPPERWARE
i thought delaware was a place in ohio? why are there so many things named delaware?
delaware is too powerful
what the fuck
Wait what? I thought Delaware was a store with building supplies. Like paint, wood, nails and stuff?
THATS HOME DEPOT ???
I know home depot, but dude I don't know anything about America mad have never been there. Are you sure there is not a some sort of store called something close to Delaware!?!
.....ace hardware....?
this post has only been around for a few hours but could very well be a world heritage post
but at what cost
This post launched at 8am PST on 12 Feb 2021. The above conversation has happened in 3 hours.
he WHAT? i thought he was from. w. wait. ???
delaware stole the presidents shoelaces for clout and became too powerful
From the UK- and what do you mean Delaware isn't a type of ceramic?
it is now
@hellsite-hall-of-fame is it too early?
Isnât delaware what they make computers on???
software ??
I think they meant Dell Ware, a specific computer type. We had a Dell computer once.
I thought Delaware was that famous singer they spoofed in Zootopia.
gazelle??
oh i thought delaware was that one british singer lady, you know, the one from chasing pavements
that's fucking adele
isnât delaware that place you go when you die
youre thinking of superhell and all of you are going there
how the fuck did any of you come to the conclusions you all made
we live in america?
I thought Delaware was that food delivery service that keeps interrupting youtube videos with their ads when I'm trying to have a good time
..... are you talking about Doordash???
Isn't Delawere the name of that one girl in the song that goes "Hey there, Delawere"? She's from NYC or something.
THATS HEY THERE DELILAH
Pausing here to point out that op is âdear-AO3âł and now Iâm wondering if Delaware fanfic would be categorized as RSF (real state fic) or AU (alternate unitedstates)
stop i do not want to think about thisÂ
Isnât Delaware that SPN ship that exploded the internet
Everyone on this post:
I love that the âno, thatâs [x]â meme is making a comeback here and only here and nobody has any idea whatâs going on
Keep up the good work, we can make poor OP have a melt down yet.Â
Isn't delaware that one brand of pizza that's like "it's not delivery, it's delaware."
isn't delaware the god of the sea
Isn't Delaware the name of that guy who painted the Mona Lisa?
delaware is that one evil cyborg guy that has a son named Luke and a red laser sword
Thats Darth Vader. Im pretty sure Delaware is that other red-laser sword guy. You know. The one that stabbed Qui-Gon.
what have i created
I usually only reblog older posts, but this definitely deserves to be in every tumblr hall of fame
this post has only existed for 8 days.Â
This is fantastic because it goes great with my theory that Delaware only exists for tax purposes. Like, all the states really only exists for Tax Purposes, but Delaware is particularly fake because back in 2012 I got lost in the Alleged Delaware Area looking trying to get to a family reunion, but every time I pulled over for directions, I would ask what the hell state I was in now, and I went through Mayland, Pennsylvania, New Jersey AND Virginia and I never fucking found Delaware but I did eventually find the Family Reunion and earned the repsepct of my then-prospective- Great-Grandmother-In-Law by saving her favorite grandchildren from a furious oceangoing horse so Iâm convinced that not only is the state a purely legal construct, they didnât even dedicate any landmass to it, or itâs a govât blackzone where the carnivorous horses live.
World Heritage Post
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why do so many animated hugs look like the coldest, most uncomfortable embraces ever?
two people in a cartoon: *hug*
me:
Meanwhile, Stuido Ghibli:
now THATS a hug!!! look at the movement!! look at the the arms and the closeness!!!!!
Can we make this a Studio Ghibli hugs appreciation post?
Like this one! The joy!! The pure happiness and delight!!!
yes yes yes
I miss seeing hugs like these in anime. :'D
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Subtypes of Gremlins
Soft Gremlin :
Heavily edited pictures of toads with pink filters, âšsparklesâš and angel wings
Sanrio memes
Probably has one of those music boxes with the little spinning dancer thing filles with plastic gems, adorable jewelry and little plastic hearts made to look like crystals
Too many plushies
Either the cutest gremlins or the most ferals
Goes from "I am baby" to posting threatenings memes featuring adorable plushies
Friend with the angels and kid people
Kool Gremlin:
Worms on a string and plastic babies
Probably addicted to coffee or energy drinks đ
Collects trash
Screeches to assert dominance
Dyed hair
Possum, rats and raccoons
All of their plants die
Probably had or still have a scene/emo phase and/or does skateboard
Cereals on the floor at 3 am
Friend with the crows, raccoons and possum friends
Forest Gremlin :
NO SHOES
Loves mud
Eats dirts
Worms are cute
Friend with all the animals, bugs included đđ
Room is filled with acorns, pinecones chestnuts, rocks and twigs
BONES đŠŽ
Baths in rivers
Catches the rain in their mouth
Covered in band aids
Cargo pants for MoAr PoCkEtS
Blanket forts
Camping ! đ
Friend with the cottage and adventure/cryptid pals
Ocean Gremlin:
Sea shells everywhere đ
Will pay you in sea glass and sea quartz
Crabs are god đŠ
Doesnât mind the sand in their mouth anymore
Will take you to the aquarium and call every weird animal their child
Watches the little creatures in the tide ponds all day long đ
Licks the salt off their skin
Weird sand castles đ°
Edible algae in their food
Their nemesis are the seagulls
Friend with the pirates and mermaids kids
House Gremlins :
Too many plants đ±
Diys with trash
Are they planting stuff or burying their ennemies ?
Drinks too much tea âïž
Collects buttons and ceramic figurines
Sews plushies, clothes and patches wow much talent
Will bake cookies đȘ and eat them all immediately
Weird noises to communicate
Friend with the grandparentcore children
Engine Gremlin:
Collects mechanical parts, wether still functioning or not âïž
Steampunk glasses
Open things to see how they work but canât reassemble them
Metal shinies
Probably does a bit of programming an creates the weirdest things ever
Robots are baby đ€
Friend with the steampunk punky punks
City Gremlin :
Pigeons đŠ! Friend with the pigeon, probably feeds them !
Hehe subway rats đ
Collects trash to turn it into jewelry
Gratifies !
Knows all the cool places, spend their time exploring, knows the subway/bus lines by heart
Can be found outside at 3 am drinking monster and on an adventure
Dressed in flashy colors, all black or in a pigeon color palette
Plants growing in cracks in the asphalt
Can identify the city bugsđ, finds mushroom and moss everywhere
Arson đ„
Possum memes
Geocaching !
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So which one you think I am? XD
House gremlin, Forest gremlin a close second xD
Every true Mass Effect fan can recite this from memory.
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I still want to write the fic where an outsider has all these preconceptions about what the Force is and then goes into a room with a bunch of Jedi who are tearing into each other like bitchy old academics.
âOoh, look at Master Structuralist over here with his ever-so-deep âeverything is attachment actuallyâ readingâ
âI donât want to hear that from someone who calls every new opinion ânew depths of their relationship with the Forceââ
âThe Jedi Order is a social constructââ
âCould you stuff the po-mo and pick up a book once in a while? These arenât new ideas! You are not a pioneer because you asked one question!â
âI think you could all benefit on more reflection on how our rooting in the Force is actually deeply sexualââ
âIf I have to hear one more word about lightsabers being penis envy you are going to be one with the Force immediately.â
#Iâm 100% into this and want annual conferences about the force and what it means to be a jedi#everyone keep asking very passive-aggressive questions after every presentations#at one point a lecturer says âI know this because the Force told me soâ instead of listing their sources and the whole room groans#a scholar who isnât force-sensitive shows up and half of the jedi are like âwho even is this guyâ#a LOT of rage is being released in the force at the same time#the only moment everyone in the room makes an appreciative noise is when the lunch break is announced#a huge debate blows up during the break because someone mentions it could be good to invite a nightsister next year#someone storms off mumbling about heresy and not taking part in this debacle @obiwanobi
yes please I need more jedi symposiums with knights who had different views than consulars who have different views than shadows. Temple-centered jedi versus those who lead frequent diplomatic or medical missions versus exploratory and research jedi who spend most of their time in uninhabited wild space and the outer rim.
There is absolutely no way an organization that large doesnât have factions that understand the force differentlyâmy 15-person philosophy class couldnât agree on a single thing we read all term.
Anakin shows up once, pulls up his PowerPoint and it just says âI am the Chosen One.â
The room immediately turns into chaos.
dear god why would you leave this in the tags
#Obi wan was pissed that his past presentation on Jedi/Mandalorian cultural parallelism was laughed out#so he put Anakin up to it just to send the room into a tailspin#Anakin LOVED it#he got to sword fight an eighty year old snake#and force chuck a dude into a wall#he officially never misses one of these anymore#every year he just goes up and says the most controversial thing he can to get the room to riot#the year after its âthe more midichlorians you have the closer you are to the forceâ#he almost got stabbed by an old monk from the far side of dantooine#for that one#the council keeps letting him speak because itâs way less embarrassing to blame the fights on Skywalker#than admit everyone at an academic conference wants to murder each other#they did get a Nightsister to come to the conference btw#it was very enlightening and everyone liked her#the problem was that Anakinâs presentation that year was#âmaster/student bonds are no different than lovers bonds in the forceâ#and#the Nightsister took REAL offense to that#Anakin is like 30% sure he got cursed#totally worth it for the look on Obi-Wanâs face tho#the Nightsister came back the next year#she brought friends!#theyâre not sure if she did that because they were interested in the academics or if she wanted backup to beat the shit out of Anakin#but the council likes both cases#so they see this as an absolute win!
Yoda was banned and no one will talk about why
It happened six hundred years ago so no one knows but theories range from âhe ate all the snacksâ to âhe personally instigated a duel meant to settle whether channeling the force through combat meditation is more effective than through regular meditation but the duel got out of hand and everyone but him lost at least one limbâ
the truth is that he was never actually banned, heâs just been saying it so he doesnât have to go. he started all the rumors himself
Every time I see something @wei723 has drawn my heart hurts
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âThis whole quarantine is making some of us very happy!â
(Source)
My brand!
Bringing this back
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