Griffin: Which would you prefer? Pamela Anderson body and Garfield head, or Garfield body and Pamela Anderson head? If you had to party down on one of those bad boys, which would you go with? Uh, additional information: The Garfield head is wearing sunglasses.
Travis: Garfield body, suction cup hands or no suction cup hands?
Griffin: Uh, either or. Whichever you- whichever would be more pleasurable.
Justin: Will Garfield's head be into it? Or will he be like, fighting against me wildly?
Travis: Is he being acerbic and biting or is he down?
Justin: Does he reali- Okay, okay. Does Garfield's head on Pamela Anderson's body realize that his very existence is a sin against God? Or is he like into it?
Travis: Does he know that he's a misfit toy or is he DTF?
Justin: Is he like, DTF? Like, ready to fuck.
Travis: And same question for Pamela Anderson head on Garfield body.
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Griffin: I think the curse that put her in this sad state, uh, I think she knows about it. I think she's been aware of it for quite some time. So I think that they have both- They've both been in this world like this for such a long time, and they are just happy to have some companionship.
Travis: Can they hang out with each other? 'Cause that's how you're making it sound.
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Justin: Obviously these two things have been created by science, not God. This is nothing God did.























