[littlemisslez]

RIP Vine †

[my-lil-spot]

THE 1ST ONE.

[terribleplantmom]

I ugly snorted at half of these

[dilfphd]

TOMORROW IS THE 4-YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF HIM DOING IT TO US

National Holiday

[locate-lucky-luciano]

4 years and 364 days ago… It was done to us

[swordspells]

Today’s the day

[aroacedavestrider]

seven years of doin it to us

[havegaysex]

8 years

[souperluminal]

Thinking about a duct tape wizard

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

Hey, you. I... I couldn't help but notice you are having a rough day... May I offer you some snuggie rats in consolation?

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

Hi I cannot believe the sheer volume of notes on this post every time it pops up in my notes. Like fuck it's fucking 3/4 of the way to being one of those 100K notes posts

[manhattan-gamestop]

This video somehow pinpoints my exact sense of humor

[manhattan-gamestop]

I’m gonna scream

[whiskeyismylover]

Friendly reminder to put up your freedom tree so George Washington can give you presents

[shits-n-skribbles]

[kwistowee]

Happy 4th of July x

[she-is-amused]

Independence Day wasn’t the day we became free as a nation.

July 4th, 1776 was the day we declared our intention to be free, whatever the cost.

This day is not about the freedom we possess, it’s about our resolution to obtain and defend our freedom even against insurmountable odds.

That’s the spirit of America: the little guy who won’t back down.

🇺🇸 Happy Independence Day, America. 🇺🇸

[beardedmrbean]

It's time

[sleepy-bebby]

[nyabbycat]

vine legends just randomly popping up on tiktok gets me every time

[kingoftheflood9]

Hey op...oven kid was 7 years ago

Just thought you wouldn't want to know that

[wastelesscrafts]

(Image source) [ID: four black and white photo’s of a person demonstrating how to wear a simple wrap top made out of a rectangle with a neckhole and straps at the sides.]

Easy vintage wrap top

This vintage wrap top design is an easy beginners project: you don’t need a pattern, you can customise it to your own size, and despite lacking stretch it doesn’t require any zippers or buttons.

The top is made out of woven fabric and consists of a rectangle in which a hole for the head is cut. Straps are added to the short sides of the rectangle to tie the top around your body.

There’s a lot of variations on this top: to see examples, check out these written tutorials by Sew What Gilly, Freshly Given, Gina Michele, Sadie the Sewing Machine, The Thread, and Mood Fabrics.

AssunDIY on Youtube also has tutorials for two variations on this top: a rectangle shirt version and a butterfly shirt version.

Given the simplicity of this top, it’s a neat way to use up old bed sheets and such.

Some examples:

(Image source 1) [ID: a person standing in a kitchen while wearing a gray wrap top with t-shirt-like sleeves and a round neckline.]

(Image source 2) [ID: a gray wrap top lying on a wooden floor. The top consists of a rectangle with a hole cut in the middle for the head. Two sets of straps, one thin and one thick, have been sewn to the sides of the rectangle.]

(Image source 1) [ID: a person modelling a royal blue wrap top with large sleeves and a slot neckline.]

(Image source 2) [ID: a royal blue wrap top lying on a tiled floor. The top consists of a rectangle with a hole and a slit for the head, and thin straps at one end of the rectangle and thick straps at the other end.]

(Image source) [ID: two photo’s. Photo one shows a person wearing a wrap top made from a dark blue fabric with white flowers. The top has very wide sleeves. Text: “Free pattern + video”. Photo two shows the same top lying on a white background. It has a drop-shaped neckhole, two sets of straps (one thin and one thick), and round bulging sleeves.]

[the-dragongirl]

I made one of these on a whim out of scrap fabric the other day. So comfy! So fast to sew! Definitely recommend as a casual project.

[kookiechimchimtrash]

[dyrus]

IS THAT A SHARK?

[les-etoilles]

[furrama]

[ghost-coven-deactivated20240127]

if you watch any video today it needs to be this one

[sleepy-bookworm]

I LOVE THIS NEWSCAST AND IM NOT EVEN FROM AUSTRALIA.

[frederick-the-great]

#like that little cage is gonna help ya

[pipistrellus]

Theyre so. Honest

[somethinglikeinterests-deactiva]

idc what anyone says, that was a megalodon

[elodiegk]

As a person from australia that dude always has the best reactions to things. like always. I’m pretty sure it’s the only reason he was hired.

[k9effect]

You non-Aussies are missing out on quality television

[necrofuturism]

This clip got them a cameo in Sharknado 5 lmao

[dorkery]

I love him, he told the Dalai Lama a frankly terrible pun the Dalai Lama didn’t even get. He looked so stupidly excited. I rate him 13/10.

[ezraroach]

There’s only two genres of dogs in medieval paintings and they look like this

[moggiepillar]

i can no longer take any description of a male protagonist seriously if the writer describes him as ‘brooding’

because i used to think ‘oh, that’s sexy and mysterious, etc’

and now i think of this

once you’ve been loudly cussed out by 2.5 lbs of feathers, that word only ever means one thing

[shrikestrike]

This is the kinda brooding i WANNA see

[consolecadet]

#so this behavior basically translates to nonstop cuddling of offspring and vocal aggression towards anything that tries to prevent that #tbh i would be delighted to see male protagonists do just this sort of thing (via starfoozle)

[perspicaciousembroiderist]

I just had to explain what I was cackling at to my roommate. It automatically passes the Laugh Rule.

[roachpatrol]

She found her reluctant fiance, Erstad, brooding out on the rainy moors. 

“Is that a baby rabbit?” she asked, observing his huddled form. 

“IT’S SIX BABY RABBITS AND YOU CAN’T TOUCH THEM,” replied Ernstad, contriving to look twice his usual size and at least three times his usual fierceness. 

“Whoah okay damn,” she said, and backed away. 

[jasmiinitee-deactivated20210610]

i’d read the gothic romance novel of ernstad and his baby rabbits like right now

[jackironsides]

This means that Batman, obsessive hoarder of orphans, is the only dark mysterious character that can be accurately described as “brooding”.

[heywriters]

Batman is the epitome of brooding, thank you jackironsides for bringing this to our attention

[libraford]

Politicians should be paid minimum wage.

[libraford]

They should want to do it because it's a service to their community and the work is fulfilling, not because it makes them money.

[libraford]

They can petition for a raise once a year during their review, but it cannot exceed 25% of their hourly rate.

[dingdongyouarewrong]

since polygraphs aren’t admissible in court because they’re nonsense junk science, a primary purpose they serve in interrogations is essentially using them as a prop to ramp up the pressure on a suspect. it’s all a big performance and no one should ever submit to one if they have the option not to

[memecucker]

Also since cops can lie to you during interrogations about anything that isn’t directly about the law (never agree to interrogation without a lawyer) a fun thing they often do is administer a polygraph and then proceed to inform the suspect that the test says they are being deceptive even when the machine says otherwise. So yeah their function is entirely as an intimidation tactic

[onsomekindofstartrek]

So you know NONE of this is common knowledge among Americans, right? We’re pretty much led to believe that they ARE reliable and ARE admissible in court.

And while some of us know they’re not reliable, most people think, this being the fucking US and all, that they are admissible regardless.

This is going to be news to a lot of people, and good news at that.

[shofarsogood]

Polygraphs aren’t admissable in court BECAUSE they’re so easy to fool. If you put a tack in your shoe and step down on truth questions, you can fool the machine. Hell, you can fool the machine just by hyperventilating in the control questions.

It’s junk science that cops present as real to intimidate people.

Never say yes to a polygraph. Never sign a confession. Always ask for a lawyer.

Oh, and the phrase you need is “I am invoking my constitutional right to an attorney.” That’s the phrase you repeat again and again until you get a lawyer. Cops will tell you that the lawyer will make things take longer–that’s a lie. They’ll say you’re not a suspect–you are. Cops will also pretend that you didn’t ask for an attorney when you did. There was a case where a (Black) man was denied a lawyer because he said “get me a lawyer, dog” and the (white) cops and judges decided that he wanted a dog to represent him. Do not give cops an inch.

I am invoking my constitutional right to an attorney.

[the-haiku-bot]

I am invoking

my constitutional right

to an attorney.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[pun-ishment888]

Heck yeah haiku bot use your rights

[sindri42]

A polygraph is not a lie detector. It’s a nervousness detector, and its use in interrogation is based on the assumption that nervousness equals guilt. This ignores the fact that career criminals and especially politicians/businessmen will be quite comfortable while lying to police, while innocent people will be terrified while telling the truth after being accused of a crime they did not commit, making it all but useless.

Fun fact, my anxiety disorder makes me immune to the polygraph, because I register as the maximum possible deceptiveness value when I say the sun is yellow.