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@simonsknows
when yuna and david ask them if theyāre going to wait until they retire to come out and ilya immediately!!!! turns and LOOKS!!! at shane to hear what he wants THEN!!!! says āprobably yesābecause he will do ANYTHING shane wants. he is ready to risk it all for him no questions asked he just wants to be with his husband forever
Okay how about Ilya fucking Shane stupid on his back, arms pinned down hard over his head, body over top of him. Asking Shane for a kiss and Shane is trying to lean up, push himself up to give Ilya what heās asking, whatever heās asking always, for Ilya, but he canāt push up past Ilyaās grip because heās being fucked silly and heās all weak from it and Ilya is pouting like āyou donāt want to kiss?ā And Shane is like no no baby noo I want to kiss you pleaseā and Ilya is like ask nicer sweetheart then maybe you can have it and so Shane begs and be-
laughing about the idea of ilya over time being able to predict when shane is going to be brainstorming late into the night and then waking him up about something. shane has A Specific Look when this is going to happen, and ilya knows that even fucking him stupid isn't going to save him from being shaken awake at 3 am to have rapid-fire english happen at him.
someone at dinner is talking about the complexities of funeral arrangements and how hard it is to organize everything when already grieving and ilya sees The Look happening on shane's face at his side and is then just
knowing he's going to get woken up at fuck o'clock tonight to talk about the fully-detailed options of cremation versus burial shane is going to run past him.
the only preparation he can do is to wear his wedding ring to bed so when he wakes up he remembers that he loves this man even when he's yanking him out of a rem cycle to take him through a verbal powerpoint.
the thing about ilya is that he is so funny and beautiful.... and he is so sad.....
@shaneposting and his dad is so hard on him....
I'm also sick and laying bored in bed so who wants to talk to me about Shane and his jealousy #hisjealousy as he waits for Ilya to Come To His Cottage while still being under the assumption that Ilya is fucking other people. They haven't had sex since February and Shane isn't stupid. Maybe they do phone sex a couple of times (Ilya calls him the night Boston goes through to the second round and tells him, "All I want right now is to be inside you, fuck baby" and Shane spins it around his head for a week) but he knows the status quo. Ilya is down in Boston, doing his thing, and yes they are teetering on some precipice. Things are going to change in some meaningful way, even if it's just the inherent way that things change after two people take a two week long sexcation together. They will be closer, they'll have to talk about more than sex and hockey at SOME point. Things will change, and Shane is excited.
He's also so, so jealous of the faceless women that he knows Ilya is meeting in clubs during this playoff push. Even with those bruised ribs--it's never stopped Ilya before. Shane HIMSELF has fucked Ilya when Ilya had a kneecap the size of a softball or a shoulder that had to be popped back into the socket days earlier. He knows that even with two weeks of private Alone Together fun on the horizon, they've made no promises. And Shane doesn't want to look a gift horse in the mouth. So he isn't expecting anything.
But he's just a man.
Ilya always has a mop of frizzy wild curls at the cottage because
They're always in and out of the water ā lake swims, pool swims, hot tub, showers ā so doing his curl routine each time would be crazy when he could be spending that precious time sucking his boyfriend's dick.
Shane's not the biggest fan of how Ilya's styling products feel. He'll tolerate it, but Ilya can tell by his face that the texture isn't his favourite. Less product = more hair touching.
Shane's hands are always in his hair. When they're kissing. When they're watching a movie. When they fuck. When Ilya sits with his head in Shane's lap. When they're napping on the couch together. Shane's hands are usually full of a handful of Ilya's curls.
Shane seems to really like it. One time Shane said Ilya's fluffy hair made him look like a duckling and he's been chasing that high ever since.
He just prefers this version of him that doesn't need to look perfect and be perfect to be loved and adored. Shane never makes him feel lazy for letting his hair get a little wild over summer. He kisses his temples and tells him he's so fucking beautiful.
evil ilya be like ginger ale warm enough
i just looove the image of ilya sliding into shaneās hole and then immediately stopping all movement when he bottoms out. he closes his eyes and takes a couple of deeps breaths and shane is looking back at him like š whyād you stop??? come on baby i neeeeed you (whiny) meanwhile ilya is fighting for his life & also to not blow his load right there and then like pleaseā¦.just give me a secondā¦.
this happens at least once a week years into their marriage btw
How could they not know?
How could anyone have seen this - seen you - and not known about us?
boring really gets ilya going
What's wrong? You didn't reblog my last 38 posts I made in a 2 minute interval. Are you mad at me?
one of my favorite moments in the whole show is in the end credits in the car back from shaneās parents where shane makes his little rawr faceā¦.and initially i was like oh this is just hudson goofing off that they left in but the more i think about it i just love SO MUCH to think about it being shaneā¦.and like the overwhelming joy and happiness and RELIEFā¦..the freedom to finally derp out with the man he lovesā¦.what if we all live
āhows the waterā
āyouāre in itā
āyeah but i want to know how you like itā
something about the most erotic part of what they do being the ways shaneās body can accommodate ilyaās. finding new limits to push. reaching back when ilya fits a thumb in alongside his cock and being shocked by the stretch. four fingers in his mouth and the threat of a whole fist and ilya looking at him like he canāt believe heās real. he already knew he could take a hit but this is the first time heās wanted to lean into one. his body always being a machine and a product but with ilya he actually gets to live inside it, to find out how much it can want, how much it can feel, how much pleasure it can give and take.
its obvious to the centaurs when shane and ilya are fighting. not because theyre arguing and yelling at each other all the time, but because they are perfectly cordial to each other during practice. they dont chirp, bicker about plays, or roll their eyes at the otherās antics. they bring valid criticsm and advice just like they would any other day, but its all perfectly professional.
im imagining theyre doing drills and shaneās like: your speedās good but you could be sharper when turning
and ilya goes: okay thanks for the feedback, you could be more aggressive during a board battle for the puck
shane: will do, thank you
all the centaurs internally: fuckkkk theyre saying āthank youā to each other for correcting their hockey, do we need a marriage counselor?
crucially their fights usually only last a day or two, so one day the centaurs are at defcon 2 trying to force them into a closet to make out up, and the next theyre breathing sighs of relief at shane calling ilya an asshole
cliff: haha roz remember when we used to put condoms on and then try to guess the flavours
shane: what
