Um, Hello?

Okey, I only have tumblr to look at things I like, so if you looking for something original, you are at the wrong place. Everything in here is reblogged. So yea, don’t follow me.

[modmad]

Duck doodle comics masterpost

(NOTE: all the comics here can also be read on my home website in their tasty full size here!)

MORE ALL CAPS please consider using the above link! tumblr keeps deleting bits of these comics for no reason whatsoever and I can’t keep track of it.

By request (and because I ought to have made one already tbh) a masterpost of all the duck comics I’ve drawn! I’ll add to this list whenever I make a new one so it’s gonna be in chronological order so uhhhh the BETTER DRAWINGS ARE PROLLY IN THE LATER ONES ‘cause they’re the most recent??? ye:

The Talent Show

One For Sorrow ( part one / part two )

Ghost Bunglers

Eavesdropping

The Babysitter ( part one / part two )

Who the Heck is Matilda? (aka ‘A Gal for Gladstone’ summary)

The Sorceress’s Apprentice ( part one / part two / part three )

Dance with Destiny ( part one / part two )

Boating Trip

Night in the Barn ( part one / part two )

Away with the Fairies ( part one / part two )

(bonus random Magicstone which may end up being part of a story later???)

(also this which I don’t know how to describe but someone asked me to put it here)

Witch Hunt ( part one / part two / part three )

Play Time

Light Reading / Under Cover / Shadow Puppet / Head Canon (alternate Ducktales take!)

Contrariwise ( Cover art / part one / part two )

A Kind of Magic ( part one / part two )

Arm Restling

Wild Goose Chase ( part one / part two / part three )

Enough Time to Fall ( part one / part two )

Reflections ( part one / part two )

Deep Water ( part one / part two )

Calisota Dreaming

The Cat Came Back ( part one / part two / part three )

The End of the Rainbow ( part one / part two / part three / part four )

The Beast of Bear Mountain ( part one / part two / part three )

Clock Wise

Plane Sailing ( part one / part two )

The White Balloon ( part one / part two / part three / part four )

The Trial of the Unicorn ( part one / part two / part three / part four / part five )

[tgweaver]

The Late Stake

Starring Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde

An Adults-Only comic set in Zootopia. Be forewarned that this contains both spoilers and lewd / NSFW content.

Click the link for the full comic!

If you’ve already seen the last Tumblr post of this, this includes the new Part 2! Over twice the content since the last post.

As promised, here is the comic in its entirety. I hope it was worth the wait, and I hope you all enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.

I try not to self-advertise, but if you enjoy my work and want to see more in the future, you may consider supporting me on Patreon. None of my art is ever paywalled, so it’s entirely opt-in for support/donations at your discretion. Either way, I will do my best to continue to provide worthwhile content in the future.

Thank you.

[sleapingugly]

How the fuck do you flirt with boys?

How the fuck do you flirt with girls?

[sleapingugly]

What part of the top and the bottom of a carot?

[hawt-me33]

Coming into a fandom late

[baxterdamus-deactivated20130513]

Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck

[valorious]

Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie

[leatherpatches-deactivated20150]

Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war. 

[fauxmoux]

Accuracy at its best

[street-of-mercy]

Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…

[my-reylo]

all of this shit…lol

[nerdsagainstfandomracism]

When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF

[not-so-secret-nerd]

When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead

[jupiter235]

This gets better every time I see it. 

[sageblackrose95]

@fuboos-mess

[inverted-mind-inc-sideblog-deac]

Being in a dead fandom…

[illogicalarchive]

Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one

[erilias]

The accuracy hurts.

[fanfic-yes-please]

Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.

[it-is-bugs]

When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.

[sweetferalbaby]

Being in a fandom meant for kids.

[teaganvamp]

This just gets better..

[hamboj2]

@mi-kleos

[thatcrazysonicchick]

When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you

[knightofbloodcancer]

Fandom hell in general

[morathavictoria]

Yes.

[marvelanimelover]

This^^^ just… ALL OF THIS.

[stop-talking-babe-deactivated20]

Being in so many fandoms that you don’t even know what’s going on

[raise-cain-archived]

THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!

[crochanblackbeak]

Trying to recruit people to your fandom

[kateriverameliawolfe]

Annnnnnndddd it’s back

[ishipwhatiship247]

Being in a fandom which has so many antis

[ravenhilarious]

I’ve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.

[swanqueen-author]

Being in a fandom that actually works together

[commanderunhingedmongoose]

Why is this so true? All of it.

[pillowprincesslexa]

being in a fanbase but all your mutuals suddenly turn into Kpop blogs

[hangingfire]

I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.

[priory-of-stars]

Being in a fandom when shit goes down and everyone has different opinions

[marianagmt]

When you are in a fandom and don’t care for others people opinion…..even if they are right…(believe me, I have met several of those)

[batbyte-alghul]

Being in a fandom you never meant to join

[tirnel-sutcliff-spears]

I love this. and it’s gotten better

[cartoonjessie]

After abandoning a fandom you’re still a little bit emotionally invested in….

[brit-is-bookish]

All of these are me. Lol

[thehikingastronomer]

Being in a fandom on Tumblr

[julietsemophase]

And it reached its epic conclusion

[isa-ghost]

I CHOKED ON FUNDIP

[van-arts]

HISTORY HAS BEEN ENGRAVED INTO THIS POST

[thefbimostunwanted]

You know you have been a fangirl long enough when you have been through all these.

[plaidadder]

Now we know tumblr is really dead. This post has achieved closure.

[early-baltica]

why do i love this so much? XD

[alberteatsglass]

im literally in tears

[melodythefab]

This post is a treasure.

[boykeats]

hi i love your poetry and your thoughts about christianity. can you talk more about rebel socialist jesus?

jesus is ultimately born from the vastness of need: need for justice, need for freedom, need for equality.

he stood in front of the crowds of well-off, profit-worshiping privileged, told them that a camel will never walk through the eye of a needle no matter how much money they funneled into that endeavor, and then he strode right through that crowd of open-mouthed men to stand on the other side, with the poor, the hungry, the ill, the disabled, the exiled, the oppressed, the imprisoned, the enslaved, the sex workers, and the sinners too. his message stripped bare was this: that the people in power were wrong for treating you like you were less than them, and that the corrupt state they enacted should be dismantled until nothing remains but the ashes from which retribution shall spring.

turning the other cheek? explicitly a command for servants to get their masters to treat them like equals, because lessers were hit with the back of the hand and equals were hit with an open palm. go two miles when you were only asked to walk one? roman law said a jew could be required to carry a soldier’s pack for one mile but one mile only, so volunteering to carry it for another meant you were showing the soldier that you could have power over him.

jesus took one look at the corruption and injustices of capitalism and overturned both the literal and the proverbial table. we think of jesus as an emblem of kindness, and he was that, transfiguring fish into loaves of bread, healing the incurable, blessing the unclean, laughing at jokes, tearing up at sunsets, singing singing singing about grace. but jesus was also a man of color executed by the police force of the day for challenging the patriarchal capitalist structures erected by the state.

‘love your neighbor as yourself’ is unquestionably a socialist teaching. what is more radical than saying that everyone is worthy of god? because everyone means the marginalized, everyone means women, means people of color, and lgbt people, and anyone who’s ever been considered worth less to society because you’re not a rich cishet able-bodied white man. god isn’t for them. they already have all the power and control they could ask for; they don’t need god. god is for us, we who were told we’d never be strong enough to survive, we who sweat at rallies and bleed at riots, we who dance unashamed of our bodies and love unashamed of our hearts.

two thousand years ago the fires of every star got condensed into one man, and that man came to earth as an infant carried in the body of a poor teenage brown girl. he grew up among us and lived our lives so that he could courageously declare that we don’t deserve to be called inferior. and i’ll be damned if i’m going to let anyone try to take that away from me

[tredlocity]

Emmy Cicierega’s Ariel vs Neil Cicierega’s Ariel

[charlesoberonn]

These two creators were siblings the whole time and none of you thought to tell me?

[from-mars-to-venus]

I read this guy’s thesis floating around on the web once that actually stated that the Cicierega family has basically singlehandedly shaped internet culture and are alone some of the most important figures in pop culture but literally barely anyone actually knows who they are. It’s interesting stuff

[normalwizard]

bears have absolutely no right to be as cute as they are. i want to hug them and pet them. big fluffy dogs, supersized

[normalwizard]

this thing is one of the most dangerous predators in north america, is bulletproof, and could kill me in milliseconds without breaking a sweat and just. look at his big ole paws and his big ole nose. his wittle ears. i wuv him

[normalwizard]

human brain: bear will kill you

monkey brain: hehe fluffie

[owlgams]

*monkey brain: bear will kill you

Human brain: hehe fluffie

[jaybarou]

Did they stutter?

[darkestwings]

science: bear will kill you human & monkey brain in unison: hehe fluffyyy

[vagabonds-and-troubadours]

[todaysbird]

[valtsv]

and how exactly am i supposed to find love in a world where no one will say “you have bewitched me body and soul” to me as a pickup line unironically??? that’s what i thought

[depressed-dudewitch]

[mooyard]

Don’t kill your bro kacchan XD

[neko-alice-yami-esme]

All Might: Do you want to tell me how you guys crashed the car?

Deku: Well, we were driving and there was this deer in the middle of the road that Kacchan couldn’t see, so I shouted “Kacchan, deer!”

All Might: …

Deku: Do you wanna tell All Might what your response was?

Bakugou: …“Yes, honey?”

[sixpenceee]

Sticking tape on a frosted glass makes it see through. Air and glass have a very different refractive index, so if you have a rough glass surface, the incoming light is scattered in all directions, thus blurring the image you see through it.

Tape has a similar refractive index as glass, so if you stick it to frosted glass, the sticky material will fill out the little bumps in the glass. The non-sticky side is practically flat, so by sticking tape to the frosted side of glass that’s frosted on one side, you are essentially making it flat again, and making the glass clear. 

[gayavatarstyle]

I get that being frozen for 100 years is a tough thing to go through but honestly Aang should have used it for comedy more

[gayavatarstyle]

Katara: wow so this is Omashu

Aang: back in my day it was called weed city

Sokka: I’m… pretty sure it wasn’t

Aang: that’s what the fire nation wants you to think

[gayavatarstyle]

Bumi, the second they arrive: welcome to weed city

Sokka: what the fuck

[somethingmissingthiswaycomes]

Imagine them getting stuck in Ba Sing Se and Aang just being like, “I wonder if the sandal pit is still here.”

And everyone’s like, “The what?”

And he’s all, “The sandal pit. It’s where I buried all the sandals of people who were mean to me and my friends.”

Cut to the gaang walking around town, and Aang’s muttering about it being around here somewhere, when suddenly Toph stops and says, “There’s a big pile of sandals about fifty feet below that cobbler’s house,” and Sokka loses his mind.

[logo-comics]

This raises the question of whether Aang is telling the truth or if Toph and Bumi just happen to have the same sense of humor as him.

[shortangrybisexual]

Listen I’m bi as Heck and as much as I love girls, I also love boys? Boys are amazing and pure and liking boys is a wonderful feeling? I never see a lot of posts talking about cute boys so

Some Boy Aesthetics™ I’m in love with include:

Their tired grins? Have you seen a cute boy grin when he’s tired? Life Changing

Sleeves rolled up to forearms is all good and Well but also when they have Sweater Paws in their hoodies or jumpers? Makes the tallest of them seem so smol? I’m lov?

When they run their hand through their hair and it sticks up in places and it looks So Good

Collar Bones

Soft pudgy stomachs they absolutely make me melt

When ya boy gets flustered A++ Bonus points if he giggles Boys giggling is Everything

[itsagifnotagif]

I think this is like the first positive post about boys that isnt to do with a celebrity for ages and it is actually super nice to read????

[dontmakemedothisagain]

More soft boy things:

That small teasing smirk when they say something they know you like

Falling on top of them when they’re asleep and they just very softly go oof

When the jump up some place high and sit and lean down to kiss you

Cuddles their fucking cuddles man

Being entranced by a movie

Boys + Starbucks

Messy hair

They try to be tough. They soft

Boys are so fucking beautiful I love them

[navigator-vhixxa]

This is the truest boy post and there are so many things that make me melt

getting so into a song that they can convince you anything is A Jam

when they get excited over a meal you cooked

kissing the back of your hand

when it’s an unknown number and they put on the Phone Voice

blowing their hair out of the way when it gets long

watching them talking passionately to someone else and see their expression change 3 times a second

when they prank you and laugh real hard but you’re like “joke’s on you because I get to hear your cute laugh”

Boys are super wholesome and good

[buttercupbi]

Some additions:

if you hurt yourself they get super concerned and their voice raises like two octaves when they ask if you’re ok

making reference to an inside joke in a group of friends and covertly glancing at you to make sure you’ve noticed

holding your hand while doing another task

endlessly making fun of you but always watching to make sure you know they don’t actually mean it

turning teasing into super sweet compliments to watch you squirm

[under-the-arch]

This site needs more pure wholesome male positivity.

[ethan---green]

Soft boys are the only type of boy I will ever like (romantically)

[notthe-latte-hottay]

My bi ass appreciates boys sm

[moxiethesimplenerd]

i think that all boys (and people in general) are soft under the right conditions

[justasmalltowngirlsworld]

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[starcrossed-wildfire]

This post is pure. This post is so good. Much like the boys it talks about. 😍💖

[bonneibennett]

- Carl Sagan, Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey

[hgk477]

Bob

Note: HGK477, if you do not hear from me in a long time, post this guide.

I am Bob. It is my job to write guides for those who wish to explore the extraordinary. My job is dangerous but do not worry. I am Bob.

Faes have breathed life into my lungs. Humans have hardened my soul. The Lady of Darkness kissed my forehead. I am human. And I am not.

I have made deals with beings promising all sort of things. A mistake. Sometimes.

In reference to the note. Chances of me being dead: unlikely. Chances of me almost dying: very likely.

I probably need your help at this point. A rescue mission will soon commence. If you want HGK477 to come pick you up tonight and help search for me, reblog this guide. I owe you.

[cherriesxpeaches]

help bob you cowards