
Janaina Medeiros
Sade Olutola
we're not kids anymore.
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sheepfilms
dirt enthusiast
tumblr dot com
AnasAbdin

Andulka
d e v o n
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Product Placement
YOU ARE THE REASON

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occasionally subtle
Peter Solarz

PR's Tumblrdome
trying on a metaphor
Three Goblin Art
KIROKAZE

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@sleepynightchild
Cannot stress how funny this is to me
That gazebo is so fucked
Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?
Are
you
sure?
idk why you’re confused, that poor gazebo needs help
This has hit my dash three times… that final reblog made it worthy.
I only liked this for the gif
You cannot call for help, you must face the gazebo alone
The gazebo can best any champion, save the noble cheetah
The gazebo can
best any champion, save
the noble cheetah
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
“Alexandria’s Genesis, a.k.a violet eyes (a genetic mutation).
When someone is born with Alexandria’s Genesis, their eyes are blue or gray at birth. After six months, the eyes begin to change from their original color to purple, and this process lasts six months. During puberty, the color deepens to dark purple, a deep purple, a royal purple, or a violet-blue color and remains that way. It does not affect the person’s eyesight. Those who have this mutation will never grow any facial, body, pubic, or anal hair (not including hair on their head, on their ears, noses, eyebrows and eyelashes). Women also do not menstruate, but are fertile”
NO FUCKING SHAVING
NO FUCKING PERIODS
AND I GET PURPLE EYES
WHY THE FUCK WASN’T I BORN WITH THIS
FUCK WHY CAN I HAVE THIS
date of origin: 2013
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Closest match: Scutellaria minor genome assembly, chromosome: 7 Common name: Lesser Skullcap
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maybe 2013 tumblr never really left
musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction
Like to charge, reblog to cast
Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous
Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you
yeah or sometimes you’ll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
26/26
Everybody stop what you’re doing RIGHT NOW and celebrate the last Out of Touch Thursday of 2020
OUTTA TOUCH THURSDAY!
The last Out of Touch Thursday of 2021
The last Out of Touch Thursday of 2022!
The Final Out Of Touch Thursday 2023!
The Final Out Of Touch Thursday 2024!
Toucan discovers a traffic cam. video
Today is the day this toucan discovered a traffic cam
you can only reblog it today
Missed this last year by 50 effing minutes.
Hell yeah I’m scheduling this again.
DPS characters as really strange things in my room.
Neil: Stuffed globe that makes drowning noises.
Todd: A happy/sad octopus that I turned sad once, and my neighbor got hit by a car.
Charlie: Stinging nettle in a pot.
Knox: Bowl of broken off funko pop feet.
Meeks: Welded DNA model.
Pitts: Meat themed rubix cube.
Cameron: 8th grade ceramics class vase that broke my foot.
Keating: Fantasy style map of Ohio.
Chris: Hidden stash of soft shirt tags and bubble wrap.
Ginny: Every single Trolls 2 McDonalds toy.
Jeff: Pink baby shark stuffed animal from Barnes and Noble.
Chet: Desk drawer filled with light switches, desk chair wheels, and roofing samples.
@yourplaceinaugust
I think it shows your true character that when you read this you ignored the concerns and went straight for stealing my DNA model. You're always a real one.
i always knew you were slightly concerning. what i didn't know was that you had a dna helix. which i need
Guys I just watched dps w my bf, I open tumblr and this is the first thing I see. Wtf
You think THATS a denim jacket?
Surely you
Jest
That punchline hit me like a sack of wet mice
Like a sack of what
IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST
Remember this viral post? Wanda and Jamal and her husband Lonnie are the most wholesome people, this story brought tears to my eyes originally and I am crying once more learning from Jamal's social media that Lonnie has sadly passed away.
Rest in Peace, Lonnie :(
Whenever I lose faith in humanity, I remember these four lovely folks and feel a little better 🥺
honestly elves SHOULD be over represented in adventurer groups. like, what, you're gonna live 700 hundred years and NOT do an adventure? not even once? not even on accident?
Elven adventurer who joins a new party every 50 years, starting a new class from level one. Their goal is to get to level 20 in every class before they die.
Elven adventurers who believe that true "immersion" requires not using any of the powers you achieved in a previous class vs elven adventurers who "skip the boring bits" of battles they don't feel like fighting by suddenly revealing, like, lvl 20 paladin powers on their lvl 5 rogue
We have to keep reblogging this so future historians will read it and puzzle endlessly over its meaning
The heavy implication that historical ‘abstract’ poetry that people have been analysing for ages without being able to conclude the meaning could have just been shitpost level in-jokes between poets is sending me.
I love it when the CEO is in stuff
There are too many guys who look like this. I thought this was Adam Savage or Alton Brown or Adam Conover, until I realized this is probably a fourth guy
He's so unique his name doesn't even start with A. He's a bearded white guy with a whole different letter! Diversity!
There does seem to be significant overlap in morphology, behavior, and ecological niche, but is it enough to justify grouping into a new taxonomical Type of Guy?
The research is ongoing...
Yeah we can probably consider the incongruous letter to be a minor mutation that distinguishes him but he's still part of the same breed. Like a murder of crows with one albino crow.
No, I think @samreich will just have to change his name to Amuel.
Well now that you've tagged him he's gonna know that I called him an albino crow
yeah okay ill reblog that
Since the booping has returned, reblog if it's okay to spam you with boops!
I wanna be polite and not spam random people without permission , ,
wanted to share my favorite tiktok
this has a very Vine energy and I like it
Finally the time of year to reblog this again. This video is why my friends and I read signs in bad German accents all year round.
As signs should be read