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@smithwessonpro
i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it
bells. i meant bells
don’t do this to me
@theshitpostcalligrapher
OMFG NO BECAUSE LITERALLY
"The Capture of Samson" --Anthony van Dyck, 1630
what the hell
named mcdilda??
obsessed with this guys understanding of how an atomic bomb works
*inhales*
*gently sets phone on counter*
*walks away*
comes back with a sledgehammer*
*breaks phone*
I, on the other hand, immediately hit the reblog button.
what's more fucked up
finding out you're secretly a robot
finding out you're secretly a clone
you're required to participate in this poll btw. i need data
tumblr what is wrong with you first the walrus vs fairy thing and now this? are you saying it's less fucked up to find out you're not a biological organism than find out you're a human created from one parent-twin who is genetically identical to you?
Clone: horror at the lie of your body (for what purpose? how many are there? are they like you?)
vs.
Robot: horror at the lie of your mind and your humanity itself (have you ever actually had a thought of your own, or is everything you are/you think/you understand just created by another person’s brain? whose mind/brain are you?? whose thoughts are in your head?? What does it mean to “think” when you’re only a manmade echo of humanity constructed from Boolean logic loops? Do you even have a soul?)
There’s a CLEAR ANSWER HERE.
clone: you are the theft of another being, inextricably tied by the blood running through your veins they may not have even given to you. you aren't you, you're them, you were made to be them, you're not different, there shpuld not be a you, you are them,
robot: ok well im a robot so show me my blueprints so i can install a sword in my arm to beat up ppl that i dont like. what the fuck ever. can i run doom
Nobody throws shade like a biologist with burning hatred for invasive plants
KILL THEM KILL THEM KILL THEM
Seriously, kill them. install goddamn ornamental cherry trees or something, if you want "pretty flowers" for your city, but get rid of the goddamn Bradford "pears." (They're not even edible!!)
Some local governments have programs where they'll give you a free replacement tree of a native species if you get rid of a bradford pear. It's worth checking out if your department of conservation has something like that.
i love wizards bc they fucking lie all the time. gandalf was like “a wizard is never late he arrives precisely when he means to” lying ass. he was late as fuck. wizards will just say whatever. it doesn’t even matter when you have a big ass hat
vintage color wheel watch // $14.00
“What time is it”
“It’s uh… it’s fuckin’ uhhh… puce”
People being late because they disagreed on whether something was green or blue would be a very real thing.
We will start at half past dignity and have a short break at pensive
We will start at half
past dignity and have a
short break at pensive
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Vultures are holy creatures.
Tending the dead.
Bowing low.
Bared head.
Whispers to cold flesh,
“Your old name is not your king.
I rename you ‘Everything.’”
fun fact!
Vultures are also responsible for keeping diseases at bay.
Vulture stomach acid is so powerful that it can kill anthrax and many other deadly diseases.
So when they consume the carcass of a creature that has died of disease, they actually destroy the disease within it too!
So yes vultures are 100% holy creatures because they not only eat the dead, but protect the living from death.
Lego Swimming Pool Layout
The only white foolishness I condone
I love how he respected the force and threw himself back a reasonable force distance
Actually their technique isn’t half bad!
This is why I love the “Covid is faked” conspiracies. Like really?? You think the WHOLE WORLD is working together THAT EFFICIENTLY?? Even the countries that hate each other? Wow cheers for the optimism
Look up the manhattan project you dipshits
You mean the project where the only reason there was any secrecy was that none of the people had any part of the wide reaching project (Oppenheimer, Einstein, and all the others were pretty much kept way away from eachother) and was almost brought down as a secret in the group by one of the guys being an amateur safe cracker? That Manhattan Project?
The one where everybody near Los Alamos knew that something big was happening, because they were actively hiring during the War?
The one that had so many close calls to they’re working on some kind of bomb that by the time the war was over you had people involved blabbing, to the point the Rosenbergs happened?
THAT Manhattan Project?
The Manhattan project, the one that the editor of a science fiction magazine (I think it was Astounding) figured out was happening because all the physicists who subscribed suddenly changed their addresses to Los Alamos?
That Manhattan project?
We’re talking about the Manhattan project that Kodak had clearance to know about (and even got advanced warnings about tests) because they figured it out when radioactive fallout from the tests contaminated their x-ray film? That one?
And that was still just one government using the fullest extent of their power to try and keep just one secret in a time before cellular phone cameras or the internet. Imagine thinking multiple, rival governments agreed to fake a virus to fool just some of their citizens into staying home from work, while also agreeing to pay billions of dollars to compensate them for it.
s/o to this skeleton babe from 1936
This is a really poignant illustration of the seductive nature of glorifying war but that is a LOOK and she is SERVING it
I've seen Death depicted as a card dealer or other sort of gambler, a guy in a suit, a farmer, a robed apparition, and any other number of things, but this? This has to be the best Death I've seen yet. An old seductress saying "hey kid, don't you wanna die in a trench for a government that doesn't give a fuck about you, just like your dear old dad?" This goes hard as fuck.
"I used to know your daddy." kicks like a mule.
I think the universe wants her to marry steve. Sorry to his fiancée.
I like how it takes 4 highly improbable coincidences for her to say "okay now it gets weird".
I think the only solution is for them to accept that they need to be roommates now. Steve's fiance can still have him, but clearly they are meant to live together. It can be two families in one house.
There are videos of her chatting on the phone with “Steve,” and he agrees that the coincidences are strange. They just ran in different groups at school so they’d say hi and talk a bit when they’d see each other around, but there were never any true friend vibes. Weirdly enough, the guy’s middle name actually happens to be Stephen so he is kind of a “Steve,” and they were born exactly six months apart (May 18 for her and November 18 for him) so each of their birthdays is the other person’s “half birthday.”
Also they both happens to have done the whole 23andme DNA test, and they’ve got no familial connection, like half-siblings or anything. So no, none of their parents were having an affair, which lots of folks have guessed at. I also love that she legit said:
He’s engaged, and she’s happily married with 4 kids.
They saw their chance and by George they took it
Okay but also that poor maintenance guy that just slides the bucket under the cascading waterfall. He’s trying so hard!
I don’t think anyone here realizes how much I appreciate Titanic-based humor
Richard Roxburgh and Kate Beckinsale in Van Helsing (2004)
The best part about this scene wasn’t just that Dracula didn’t have a reflection. She was at a ball with a few hundred other people attending it, and during this dance, there were dozens of other couples also dancing alongside Anna and Dracula. The scene showed that everyone at that ball was a vampire, not just Dracula. And she was the single only human there. It’s so subtly threatening to be surrounded by bloodthirsty killers all dressed to the nines, masked and pretty. And it was such an ingenious way of telling that part of the story, I adore this movie so much.
god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything
