I'm Not Quite Sure

Hello Somewhat Obscure Fandoms

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I'm literally dying. Heathcliff's using a book written by Trump as a guide to becoming an evil mastermind. Like dude. No wonder you kept failing.

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ATWQ Incorrect Quotes but it's from the Ghost Stories Dub

Lemony: A police station! Thank god, I never thought I’d be happy to see one of those things. Hey, put the donuts down! Drop the Krispy Kreme, Serpico! We need your help!

S. Theodora Markson: I’m sure I’ll live a long miserable life of heartbreak and alcoholism.

Ellington: Go get me my coffee, be my bitch.

Kellar: Principals always look like lesbians. *sees a picture of Sharon* MOM?! 

Hangfire: Well, we probably shouldn’t discuss it over the phone. Hey I’ve got an idea; Why don’t you come to the scary isolated payphone on the bad side of town? Alone?

Lemony: Obeying horror movie rules, I’m going to go out alone. You stay here while I go out looking for help. Moxie: Okay... God bless him. Leaving me here alone and defenseless in a cemetery. What a guy!

Jake: What in the fizzityuck is that?!

S. Theodora Markson: God you are four of the ugliest fucking kids I’ve ever had the misfortune of laying my eyes on.

Kellar: Hey, can you guys hear anything? Moxie: You know what I hear? I hear the sound of you shutting the fuck up. Kellar: Let’s see… seven? Moxie: What the fuck are you talking about?!

[ratmans-notebooks]

count olaf if he was chill

based on this iconic post of course

[veryferaldistributions]

Hey, Amazon? I don’t think that’s the correct placement for an ASOUE book.

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the trend "Nice catch Cheer!" "Not my name, Quarterback!"

except it's jackson and matilda and matilda throws the football back with such force that it almost gives him a concussion

[dahliacloud]

i can't mention bigfoot in my the magic misfits fic because it's not historically accurate :( ridley being a ghost skeptic but a bigfoot believer you exist only in modern aus i suppose

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Ridley: Look, Bigfoot totally exists. There's been multiple sightings of him all across the country, and a heck ton of evidence: fur, foot impressions, credible eyewitnesses. It can't all be fabricated!

Izzy: But ghosts aren't real?

Olly: Yeah right...

Ridley: I believe in the facts, not wearing a tin foil hat and whispering into a mirror three times.

[lemonysnicketlibrary]

attn VFD: stanzas in meditation re: ATWQ1

[yourfavpunchesnazis]

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

[yourfavpunchesnazis]

[tnystrk-exe]

HELL YEAH

unrelated but *shrugs*

[im-trash-dont-mind-me]

Addition!

In reblogging this post you promise to love and support all your Jewish, Queer and Disabled neighbours, as they were the victims of those N*zi fuckwits!

[chaos-triangle]

Gladly! I wanna punch a nazi in the jaw, like Captain America did on the very first issue of his comic book series!

[the1andonly-adrienbillcipherfan]

PUNCH NAZIS

IF YA GO TO JAIL, SO BE IT?

[chaos-triangle]

Woo! I don’ care if I’ll go to jail! Nazis deserve a swift kick to their skulls!

[bootleg-creechur]

YES.

[chaos-triangle]

Yay!

[you-get-blinkied]

[lady0ftheunderground-deactivate]

yeah ill reblog

[kittyb0i9]

Yum reblog!!

[spooky-cryptid-friend]

i <3 punching nazis

[strange-cat]

i just watched the first episode of miraculous season 6 and i was thinking about how lila relates to hawk moth (who she's replacing as a villain, essentially) and also how she relates to hangfire and count olaf bc asoue and atwq have been rotting my brain lately.

basically how hangfire and lila are less sympathetic and comedic and could be considered to be "worse" villains than hawk moth and count olaf. and how hawk moth and count olaf have more of a connection to the *main* characters of the series than lila and hangfire do.

i don't know if that makes sense lol, i made a whole slideshow about it (bc i have no life) that i might post here later if i feel like it.

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ok why are you right

like especially when you consider Lila's new akumatization gimmick is her ability to sound as if multiple people are talking at once, and Hangfire's whole schtick is his ability to mimic other people-

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had a dream that atwq got an adaptation and in one scene Lemony and Moxie are staking out a place/spying on a suspect, and Moxie was using a newspaper for her disguise like this:

The newspaper is basically unreadable except for the very clear date printed on the front that said 1873, and the theorists went wild online trying to finally piece together the time period of atwq/asoue until some smug schmuck from the writing team posted and basically went

"Oh, the newspaper Moxie holds in this episode is from the archive, she just borrowed it to use for the investigation they were working on. That paper wasn't published in the year Snicket arrived to Stain'd by the Sea. And that edition had a typo."

and then they sat back in their chair and did a little laugh because spreading disinformation is fun

[foursidecity]

Associates...

[clinging-to-a-plastic-duck]

“That old gimcrack?”

— Moxie Mallahan asked, referring to the single most important plot device of the entirety of the ATWQ series

[spooky-cryptid-friend]

we love and support her “eh, why not” attitude during this whole series

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Lemony: Okay I'm going to steal your statue.

Moxie: Yeah sure go ahead.

Lemony: And I'm going to escape by climbing along a rope connected to the lighthouse, which leaves me dangling well over three stories in the air, with no safety harness. If I fall there is a high likelihood of getting gravely injured.

Moxie: I feel like you could just take the stairs but you do you.

[couldtheycatchkira]

Could The Association of Associates solve the Kira murders?

Could catch Kira, would survive

Could not catch Kira, would survive

Could catch Kira, would not survive

Could not catch Kira, would not survive

Voting ended onDec 31, 2024

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look i love them but there's no way they're (all) surviving

Moxie LITERALLY has DOZENS of business cards with her name on them that she hands out like candy on Halloween

Cleo is a freaking celebrity who is awful at hiding her true identity

Jake would accidentally talk about some important and secret case information while cooking, get overheard, and be dead by the next morning

Ornette would spell out her own name for you if you asked nicely

Associates who might have a shot:

Lemony (Because everyone just assumes that's a fake name)

Pip & Squeak (I don't recall the rules of the Death Note entirely but I'm fairly sure Kira would have to spell Pecuchet and Bouvard, and there's no guarantee he'll learn either of those names bc they always go by Pip and Squeak)

Ellington (maybe??? She does have a fake alias but then again it's an anagram of her full name)

Kellar (his internal overthinking monologue could put Kira's to shame)

Qwerty (honorable mention, technically not an associate, but his chances of survival lie in the same vein as Lemony's)

[anywigwilldo]

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

[vikingserket]

after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me

[whisperrun-blog]

Nothing happened. 

I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE

*throws down gauntlet*

Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.

[whisperrun-blog]

Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture. 

[penandpage]

[dark-ayyyyy-blog]

aight

[sunbeamrobin-deactivated2018073]

OH MY GOD I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

[thornsword]

DO IT

[20053]

WOW IT REALLY IS SOMETHING FREAKING GOOD PLEASE CHECK IT OUT

[warp6]

Okay, if this is a rickroll I swear to…

[warp6]

1) It was not a rickroll

2) It was super awesome!

3) No jumpscare or anything designed to freak you out, so doesn’t need an unreality warning (YMMV, of course).

[captacorn-deactivated20230731]

Suspicious but curious. Curiosity wins!

[agenderraskel-deactivated202303]

attention all writers following me- try this or you will lament.

[viperbranium]

EVERYONE TRY THIS (you gotta go to your on blog to click on it!)

[howlingday]

Let’s do this!

[wowiexist0]

For all my fellow mobile users, apparently it’s supposed to link to this website!

https://zty.pe/

[spooky-cryptid-friend]

im scared but lets do it

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Hot take, but Hangfire's ecofascism could've been prevented (or at least mitigated) if he had access to Minecraft.

[spooky-cryptid-friend]

so guess who just finished atwq and has emotions about it? i do. anyways if you like all the wrong questions or just the snicketverse in general please reply/reblog bc i want to talk to you!!!!

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If there ever is an ATWQ show, I think it should alter one of the major aspects of the books, which is the limited narrative.

Of course, it'll mostly follow Lemony's perspective, but it should also give us insight into other character's lives.

Show me a flashback of Ellington and her father, who is happily making dinner in his socks and making her laugh with his silly animal impressions. Show me an Armstrong Feint who was once seemed like a genuinely kind man.

Show me Moxie Mallahan staring down a nurse who's good with a knife; was she getting scared later, or getting scared right then and there?

Show me Pip and Squeak driving around intriguing individuals who give interesting tips. Show me Jake and Cleo spending time together when the world is still, even if it only lasts for a moment.

Show me Kellar and Sharon Haines receiving a threatening letter demanding they help a treacherous man. Show me Kellar's inner turmoil between doing what is right or doing what will save the person he cares about.

Show me Kit's heist and how it failed, and if maybe Lemony would've been able to change anything had he been there. Show me Ornette crafting two Bombinating Beast statues, unsure of everything but placing her trust into her noble friends. Show me Lizzie finding out too much of the mystery that it made her a problem for the Inhumane Society.

Show me what happens to Stain'd by the Sea after Lemony leaves.

Snicket's version of events have already been explained. Let the others have their chance to share their side of the story.