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[caffeinatedflumadiddlebutpjo]

I like that there is just… A noticeable gap in the gods’ understanding of mortal children. Like, Zeus really accused a TWELVE-YEAR-OLD of stealing his master bolt and the only justification I have for him is “Well, Hermes stole Apollo’s cattle right after birth so that tracks”

But now I have a theory that the gods don’t really understand how mortal children work and that’s why they’re so blasé about sending them to do ridiculous nonsense?

Like…

Zeus: what do you mean ‘first word’? Why would they only speak one word?

Artemis: humans can only cry when they’re born

Zeus: nonsense. When you were born you didn’t cry. You delivered your brother and then came to me to ask for a birthday present.

Artemis: humans aren’t the same though. They can’t walk or talk for many months. When they do speak it is only in small, short words.

Zeus: ….that’s not true

Artemis: I’m afraid it is

Zeus, under his breath: what the fuck

Later on…

Keep reading

[goldensunset]

some of y’all still can’t recognize the differences between platonic, romantic, sexual, mentor-student, and familial relationships, both in fiction and reality, and it really shows

[goldensunset]

some of y’all still think there’s only one type of love and it really shows

[writersblockandapotoftea]

Didn’t the greeks have five words for love? 

[scottishhellhound]

They actually had 7

Eros: sexual love

Philia: deep friendship

Storge: love between parents and children

Ludus: playful love

Agape: love for everyone/selfless love

Pragma: longstanding love

Philautia: love of self

Here’s a link that goes more in depth into what each one meant.

[orion-the-gatherer]

In honor of Valentine’s Day

[simpingforpjo]

Hehehe

Philia for all of you lovely people

@persephcned @heyimboredtalktome @damhalfblood @sunshinediangelo @randomfandomnerd @seven-halfbloods @erinisbadger @coolpersondsasdfg @captainwaffles @theagendervoid @crzyprsn42 @that-geeky-dude @sipsseawater @justmemyselfandthefridge @bookdragonfanish @cookie-constellation @whatrambles @nikeopolis @all my mutuals *smoosh*

[myreticentvale-deactivated20231]

Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

[maddisonkennedy-deactivated2017]

Couldn’t scroll

[thy-devil-princess-deactivated2]

I don’t give a fuck if this doesn’t suit your ‘theme’ have a heart and reblog.

[just-a-man-in-a-can]

Reblogging again because it’s necessary.

[everything-wiccan]

Keep it going. 🔥🔥

[stallingdemons]

Don’t you dare not reblog this.

[captain-noob-poetry-stuff]

Stop it!

[blue-eyed-country-angel]

;

[acurlygirlamy1]

[elizabethgraves]

I have sharpie’d the semi colon on my wrist many times

[magpie-69]

💜🙏

[thepercyfan]

Continue this-

[thebluebrush]

Don’t u dare scroll.

[natalie-being-the-bitch-she-is]

reblogging bc i care. you should too. idgaf what the theme of your blog is, REBLOG THIS NOW!

[user-with-a-name]

;

[damhalfblood]

;

[sepulchritude]

there’s no such thing as a stupid reason not to kill yourself.

your school sells cookies on thursdays? your favorite band is coming out with a new album? you’re still saving up for that tattoo? there’s still five sodas in your fridge and it’d be a shame to let them go to waste? you want to see the season finale of that show you love? keep living.

your reasons don’t have to be big, if they mean anything to you then they’re good reasons.

[led-sbian]

Yes! Just make something to look forward to

[collectivized-apiary-deactivate]

Okay but this is honestly true.

One of the closest times I came to committing suicide was when I was home alone for the weekend a few years ago. The reason I didn’t?

No one else was there to feed the cat until Monday. 

That’s it. That’s all that saved me. 

[the44thpilot]

See, this is such good advice, because it can put you in the frame of mind that you need to be in to combat depression. Even things that seem little, like, “My plant will die if I don’t water it,” or “I’m the only one that takes out the trash, anyways” are examples of how you’re needed and valuable, even appreciated.

There are people out there that need you and love you. Stay alive friend, because it is so worth it.

[echo-at-the-pond]

This is so fucking true

The only reason I didn’t do it was because my cat would have been so fucking mad at me for leaving him.

That’s the only reason for me to stay alive every single day and I’m so grateful for that 13 pound furrball.

[frienclzone-deactivated20200512]

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

[systematicsalvation]

Lean your head forward, preferably to knee level, and let the water kind of drain out of your mouth. When your are able to, take deep slow breaths. No heimlich maneuver or physical assists from somebody else should be used beyond this, otherwise you could vomit and escalate the issue. Its about keeping the larynx open. Hopefully this helps.

[flymetothemoo-deactivated202308]

Reblog to fucking save a life.

[no-one-told-you-life-was-gay]

@riseoftherose

[monarchtrix]

Thank you @systematicsalvation I do this too often.

[thebigqueer]

How does Will glow anyway? Does he soak up light energy from the world and store it to use later?

I wonder if Will’s light powers can extend further than just glowing. Can he bend light? Because if he can, then that means that he can probably bend it so that something can become invisible. Maybe he could make lights brighter or dimmer.

[sonofnemesis]

Just to kinda add on to that, if he could bend light, he could also likely refract it. Going with the assumption that he could do all that, does that mean he could make lasers to use against his enemies? Or turn himself into essentially a human laser beam? I think we need to think about this

[discourserealness]

how to fucking flag pedophiles

call me the fucking ~internet police~ BUT I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL TODAY THAT THERE’S LITERALLY A COMMUNITY OF “PEDOPHILE POSITIVITY” ON THIS HELLSITE

THERE ARE PEOPLE OPENLY ADMITTING THAT THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN/CONSUMING CHILD PORN ON THIS WEBSITE!?!??! THERE’S 13 YEAR OLDS ON HERE!!!

so my dudes, how to flag “maps” (minor attracted people aka pedophiles)

1. click “flag this blog”

2. click “this violates tumblr’s community guildlines”

3. click “someone is at risk of harm”

4. click “harm to minors”

5. type “pedophile” in the box

[socialjusticeolivia]

THIS IS GOOD AND ALL BUT PLEASE IF THEY HAVE ACTUAL CP PLEASE REPORT IT TO FBI TIPS,

[excalibelle]

If it’s clear they have broken laws (they post/talk about using child porn, admit to things they’ve done with minors, etc), go fill out a form here ( https://tips.fbi.gov ) to make the FBI aware and bring this filth to justice. Every single one. And if there’s no proof of criminal offense, then go on and flag them, at least then they aren’t here to prey on children on the internet.

[gumsmack-deactivated20180527]

Hi guys I recently had a run in with a pedophile who was posting child pornography, please don’t call the police there’s not a whole lot they can do in situations of tracking unless it’s in your home state! And they don’t have a department that deals with blogs.

Instead call 1-800-843-5678 or fill out a form for cybertipline.com , they reach out within the same day and deal with these assholes all the time. They will contact you if they need more assistance or if they’ve resolved it! The police department redirected me to the hotline and will do so in every situation unless it’s local. Stay safe!

[constellations-and-energy]

WHAT THE FUCK EW???????? 

REBLOG TO WRECK A PEDOPHILE 

[boingovisions]

yes, please report to the fbi or the other place mentioned. tumblr will only delete the blog and all of the evidence.

[tatsumi-rin]

Also use IWF (Internet Watch Foundation/ iwf.org.uk) for mentioned imagery, especially if in the UK. You can even report anonymously.

[trevorr-belmont]

hey y’all, remember this. report if you see it. 

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

I DON’T CARE IF YOU’RE HERE FOR WHAT I POST, REBLOG THIS!!!

[someone-idk-is-here]

This reblog this

[fandomfangirl23]

PLEASE REBLOG THIS! PEDOS NEED TO GET TF OUTTA HERE!

[itsrayyyyyyyyyy]

yeet them tf out of here

[dobbys-simp-deactivated20210701]

"If your friends jumped off a bridge would you" bold of you to assume I'd be invited to begin with

[sonofnemesis]

Bold of you to assume I wasn't the first one to jump

[official-cisphobe]

here’s a random word generator–whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

[fandoms-princess]

@thepotatofan @kurobthings @madmathis18 @go-catch-a-chickn

[madmathis18-deactivated20221203]

@user-with-a-name  @ilikebooks8

[user-with-a-name]

@damhalfblood @simpingforpjo @diangelofangirl

[damhalfblood]

@crzyprsn42 @bluevaldezinator @percyperalta

[echo-at-the-pond]

@sunshinediangelo @bookdragonfanish @paynomindtomyidiocy

[paynomindtomyidiocy]

Imma say it in here cause I’m so proud of it

I got CRISIS omg omg

@theagendervoid , @justmemyselfandthefridge , @upside-down-person

[justmemyselfandthefridge]

@plantedpluto @dam-death-person @sunshinediangelo

[hyacjnthus]

@thebigqueer @my-apollo-gies @ethannku

[nightshade-anura]

@where-nothing-is-tagged @heyimboredtalktome @found-the-secrets-in-your-eyes

[sonofnemesis]

..... War?

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[blackcatgodess]

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

[anayely420]

🙏🏼

[sonsfantasies]

Worth a try lol

[theblizzardsix]

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

[pantspooplover]

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

[itaachiyama-moved]

Okii then!

[blastlight]

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

[cuappatea-deactivated20200216]

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

[dukemz]

It’s burning, as is everything I’ve hoped for whenever I’ve reblogged a post like this

[gone-dw-abt-it-deactivated20260]

I just kinda wanna watch something burn?

[dukemz]

Mood

[rip-paramour]

You guys didn’t listen when I said Bagels hold an ancient and wonderous power.

[teathattast]

Bagel time

[castielismyhusband2266]

I need this

[dwintu]

do it

[robinswraith]

I’m at an all time low I need this

[magnus-chase-rights]

ok sure

[soulful-guy-deactivated20251026]

no loss in trying. so here wo go

[skeleton-deactivated694225]

😌👀

[anxietyfilledvoidfrog]

Its bagel time. I believe in you bagel. 🥯

[aleijaiiiii]

Ok so.

Last time I reblogged this, I was complaining to my mum how I never got to go on walks alone. Then, she legit said to me, “well why don’t you go down to *censored*?” Which she’d never let me do before. I had three hours. In a place half an hour from home. It works.

[thatonepanperson-deactivated202]

I need all the luck i can get

[spiderways-a-vampire]

(*-*)

[literallylmm]

Uhhhh worth a try

[batpeggy21]

I doubt it will work but….

[marsieonlife]

i dont lose anything trying…

[diya-a510-deactivated20200919]

BAGEL

[marsieonlife]

again, YES?!

[marsieonlife]

OK SO I DID THIS ON THE MORNING AND GUESS WHAT HAPPENED AT SCHOOL? 

TWO TESTS WERE CANCELLED!

NO HOMEWORK!!

WE HAD A BREAK OF 30 MINUTES (we normally have a break of 5-10 min)

AND MY CRUSH ASKED ME TO WORK ON A PROJECT WITH HIM!!!

I don’t know how you do it bagel, but you’re awesome!

[sleepy-sho]

Bagel time

[nucleariguana]

guys the more you add text to your reblogs the more time it takes to reblog, therefore stealing our good news

[thunderbutt]

Bagel power.

[pechorinssis]

I need some good news so fuck it

[sir-william-hoe]

Bagel

[vive-la-revolution]

it’s

bagel time

[cappuccyno-inactive]

i trust the random bagel

[incorrectsb99]

I could use some good news now, so fuck it I’m in

[sodamnbored]

The stories of bagel luck in the reblogs are so wholesome. If the bagel doesn’t give me luck, at least the replies cheer me up lol

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[hobbinch]

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

[crystalistrappedintheinternet]

Actually no this is the post of the decade

[tomurakii]

Reawakening this ancient beast of a post for the end of the decade lmao.

[girlcaligula]

Oh my god

[skrytch]

What does “meet in public” mean?

[three-cheers-for-pretty-odd]

what do you mean outside?

[delusionalharmonies-deactivated]

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

[percabethfangirl]

GUYS ITS BACK. REBLOG FOR THE NEWBIES

[calmingthoughtsinyourhead]

I’m just going to leave this here…

[peachymachi]

[fartpenis]

[starlightomatic]

im on mobile, can someone make one that adds “jews”

Done

Cowards won’t reblog this version.

[the-aro-ace-arrow-ace]

[butchfagminotaur]

someone add OCD please

[wilfietheloser]

[brekkerstan]

someone add south asian people please

[rainingpouringetc]

[autistictaramaclay]

support nonverbal autistic people 💞

support hyperverbal autistic people 💞

support autistic people who can talk “"normally”“ 💞

support autistic people who can technically speak but have a lot of trouble with wording 💞

support selectively nonverbal autistic people 💞

support autistic people who are nonverbal sometimes 💞

support autistic people 💞💞

[reallyabitch]

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME: 1. Me neither 2. I don’t care

[silversickles-deactivated202101]

reblog this if you hate severus snape

where my people at

[cheshire-cat-lenalee2]