RMH
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Jules of Nature
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Peter Solarz
Claire Keane
@theartofmadeline
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
NASA
PR's Tumblrdome
Cosimo Galluzzi
Janaina Medeiros
oozey mess
will byers stan first human second
roma★
d e v o n
tannertan36
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
titsay
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@specifice
Hey how come the truck automatically locks when it explodes and bursts into flames
hey how come elon musk can remotely unlock any tesla vehicle
He ly how come elon musk has access to security footage of you charging your car
do not, under any circumstances, buy a fucking tesla
Dr Ratio and Aventurine in Rota Fortunae, by Megane98, Unnämed/Lucien
I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.
I have never heard of this band. I AM in fact referring to the animal.
But wait, there’s more!
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
It’s voodoo.
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
that’s kinky
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
Dat perspective tho
Honestly this shit is impressive
To the people in the notes: we are holding hands now
It’s that time of the year again
I understand that most of your calls can be resolved by telling the dumbass on the other end to plug it in properly, or maybe turn something off and back on again. But I, an advanced dumbass, have already tried that and I'm afraid it's worse than either of us thought going into this.
Once had an IT guy tell me the only possible explanation was a localised black hole under my desk disrupting the space time continuum, and I've always been obscurely proud of having an error that severe, even though it definitely wasn't me creating localised gravitational anomalies
I once had a computer problem so weird that it was escalated through like 4 different tiers of Apple Care until I was on the phone with this incredibly earnest guy who told me [in the thickest Eastern European accent imaginable]: "Oh my God... This is so strange... Haha!! Oh my God!!! Charlie, I will tell you, I have never encountered anything like this in my seven years of working here! All my days are spent usually helping people with stupid nonsense, but Charlie, you have brought me a PUZZLE! You have brought me a GIFT! I am FASCINATED! Now, I am going to get my manager, but Charlie, I PROMISE you. I PROMISE YOU, I will be back soon. PLEASE, Charlie, stay with me, and I PROMISE I will return to you and my manager and I will take care of you. OK?" and yes thank you i did tear up
You encountered I.T. Poirot
via @p0tato-kn1shes
@bunjywunjy’s tags pass peer review too
Wait, is Orym's bananas high perception a trauma response to not spotting the assassins that killed his husband coming? Is it literally 'Nobody will ever be able to sneak up on the people I care about like that again?'
Like, in my head, I was going 'oh haha, this is Liam trying to make the perfect counter to someone like Vax, someone who can beat a high level rogue's minimum stealth role,' but like... in character? In character this is a man who has decided he'll never let anyone catch him unawares again.
Oh you're absolutely correct. I kind of brushed that one off because I was like 'well yeah, he's a bodyguard, so he's doing bodyguard things.' But also... There's a reason he doubled down on those skills.
Orym, probably:
It really is simple arithmetic: If everyone else survives the fight, he wins. If anyone else dies, he loses the fight. His own survival is only a priority if everyone else is already secure.
Ōkami prototype A (2004) | Ōkami Sequel (2024)
GUYS. ŌKAMI SEQUEL. AMMY BLOOMED CLOVER FRFR.
OKAMI !!!!!!!!!!!!! 💖💖💖💖
The sun will rise again
💖💖💖
Glass bridge with a cracking effect
welcome back Ammy :’)
