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milk5-deactivated20260704

let me put this in terms you can fucking understand. our toddler, Falco Mewtwo Martinez, “wavedashed” straight into a “stage hazard” because you weren’t fucking watching him.

jimpluff

Godzilla The Art exhibit in the Animate Shinjuku store (Marui) [x] 8-17-9/8 2024

catgirlbulge

this might be my favorite tiktok i have ever seen. absolute gold through and through

hussyknee

How long have you been on Tumblr?

Over 16 years (before 2010) (toddlers in the dawn of the ant colony)

16 to 14 years (2010-2012) (livejournal and Myspace refugees)

13 to 11 years (2013-2015) (you used to follow thebootydiaries)

10 to 8 years (2016-2018) (era of Russian bot conspiracy)

7 to 3.5 years (2019-2022) (post sex ban to Goncharov)

3.5 years or less (2023–2026) (Twitter refugee)

Voting ended onJul 15

Rebagel for science pls.

railroadsoftware

there will never be a more iconic film scene than the scene where obi-wan goes into a 1950s american diner run by a fat italian american alien to do a weird mockery detective movie about a sleeping dart that he retrieved from a bounty hunter hired by a bounty hunter and then in the background is greedo from the first star wars for no reason. it’s like. that level of film making will never ever ever come again.

deadpowol

tahthetrickster

fallingtowers

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

vexwerewolf

Full Subjectivity Sync gotta have the most jarring tonal disconnect between its lore and its mechanics

Lore: I am one with the machine. Its steel is my new flesh, its wires my new nerves, its reactor my new heart. My veins are aflood with coolant. The edge of a sword kisses my armor and I feel the sting of pain, sharp and clear and cold, driving me forward. I dash forward upon steel legs and strike with arms of titanium. The hot wind of the battlefield scours my shining chest. The many-lensed cameras that are my eyes roll back in blissful anguish. The thrumb of my main gun echoes in my loins. I am an iron god. 🥵🥴😵‍😵

Mechanics: +2 Evasion ☝️🤓