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If I was going to put the Horrible Goose in a D&D game, I wouldn’t make it some big high-CR threat – it’d just be a regular goose that’s capable of regular goose stuff, with three significant exceptions:

1. It can show up anywhere, even if there’s no reasonable way for it to have gotten there.

2. It seems to have limited ontological inertia. If the players imprison it, it vanishes from its prison when they’re not looking. If they kill it, another goose shows up eventually. It’d be impossible to prove that it’s always the same goose, save for the third notable trait…

3. …namely, that it doesn’t show up in divinations. Like, at all. Predictions don’t take it into account. Scrying on its location reveals an empty room. Spells that would detect it or read its mind act like there’s no valid target present. If the cleric communes with their god and asks about it, their god has no idea what the cleric is talking about. It might take some doing to arrange for the players to become aware of this property, so don’t force it – the opportunity will arise!

There we go. No goofy boss monster tricks, yet it’s guaranteed to drive your players nuts – not even by harassing them, necessarily, but just by existing as they try to figure out what it means, particularly once they learn of the third trait discussed above.

swvevo

luna-forever-1

😂

aenramsden

You have to admire her audacity, if nothing else.

boogabeing

Literally my favourite thing about Rogue One is that it makes the opening of New Hope so funny. Like, Vader has followed Leia from a planet he just blew up seconds ago and pursued her across the galaxy and then she’s just like: ‘I’m on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan’

Vader: You’re a rebel. I just had a fight with your entire rebel fleet and followed you here. Straight from the rebels. Of which you are a part

Leia: *dramatic gasp* rebel? Me??? I was just passing through. Diplomatically. Thought it was a five-space-ship pile-up or something going on there…

hashtagloveloses

death star plans? on my alderaanian diplomatic mission? it’s more likely than you think

captainlordauditor

sunflowerbutch

🥚

crack egg directly into hot pan, scramble while cooking

crack egg directly into cold pan, stir/scramble, then cook

crack egg into bowl, whisk or stir, THEN pour into pan and cook

other

results

Voting ended onMar 31, 2024

coughloop

leopardmask-ao3

Or you use a plastic/silicon spatula?? Or a silicon whisk?? go to literally any dollar store they have shitty plastic/silicon kitchen utensils you can scramble eggs with without scratching up your pans

great-and-small

Now that’s what I call

great-and-small

@rpepperpotshipssciencebros please forgive me for this one

son-of-drogo

I hate this site so much.

belladonnaprice-deactivated2025

hollow-keys

ID: A tiktok of a person saying "What's a word you pronounced incorrectly one time and it still haunts you to this day?" Justin Timberlake stitched the video and replied "Umm, me."

cocksuredness-deactivated202410

It is what it is but like. Can it be something else

the-light-of-stars

not to be overshadowed by the US election results the german government just decided to file for divorce

shiinsei

ich hasse christian lindner ich hasse christian lindner ich hasse christian lindner ich hasse christian lindner ich hasse christian lindner

spatort-spaetzchen

draconym

can we do a chicken poll?

Several people have requested chicken poll, and I agree: it is time. Let's invent a new breed of chicken together.

Chicken Builder 9000

beak

comb

head

neck

body

leg

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )

Voting ended onOct 23, 2024

I will, of course, draw the chicken.

draconym

Why is there a winky face as the last option???? I didn't add that???? What does this mean????

draconym

If winky face wins I don't even know how to interpret what that means. Eyes? Wattle?? Please leave a comment with your theories.

draconym

What does the ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° ) mean

wattle

tail feathers

head fluff

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )

Voting ended onOct 23, 2024

I have a theory

draconym

Might I propose a stegosaurus poll?

Yeah, we need a break from mammals.

Stegosaurus

head

body

legs

tail

plate height

number of plates

thagomizer

Voting ended onOct 22, 2024

As always, I will draw the result.

gallusrostromegalus

Please do not vanilla extract this creature more than it already is. Mel is my friend and I fear that trying to draw it in its current proportions may actually physically injure them.

odin-n-out

I feel absolute rage when i call An Office and have to sit through a 5 minute recording telling me I can just use their website thanks!!! I can’t! Believe it or not I’m a child of the internet age who went on your website and it was shit!! Get me a human person!!!!

odin-n-out

teaandinanity

scribeofpnakotis

any government department: ~you can use our website~

me, 2 hours on hold: I really fucking cannot

weaselle

pet peeve

fattributes

What are you dipping your fries into?

Aioli

Brown Sauce

Chili Sauce

Curry Sauce

Gravy

Ketchup

Mayonnaise

Milkshake

Mustard

Ranch Dressing

Something else!

Plain potato purist

Voting ended onSep 3, 2024

If you vote for something else, please leave a comment telling me what!

#Mayonnaise&CurryKetchup #Pommes Schranke

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

sometimes I remember how on the last day of my high school latin class our teacher had us gather around his laptop to show us latin memes on tumblr and my best friend and I just gaped at each other in abject horror. we couldn’t figure out if our teacher was just showing us memes on a Fun Website He Had Found or if he was a tumblr user for real. but he knew how to navigate it. years have passed but it haunts me. he could still be out here

rawwkingrimmie64

Reblog to help find a lost connection.

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

do NOT do this

langernameohnebedeutung

So it begins....

captainsugaraddict

aldis take dazu:

langernameohnebedeutung

Wenn Australien Weihnachten im Sommer haben kann, dann können wir das auch!

shadow-manor

The rest of the thread is here.

tl;dr: Don’t monetize AO3, kids. You won’t like what happens next.

ratherembarrassing

read this thread. this is by far the most concise explanation of a lot of different issues that i’ve seen in fandom spaces in a while. cosigning both the linked thread and the thread about aus/uk/can law that’s linked in-thread.

billybluboy

AHDHXHEBSG TWITTER WRITERS DID WHAT NOW???? AND PEOPLE PAID THEM????

prof-grace-aspen

If someone has never taken a class that includes copyright law, they may not know this stuff, so I don’t necessarily blame random people for not knowing what copyright is, but like… maybe just maybe it’s something that should be taught????

antifa-stray

mercurywells

Just another reminder, because this always drives me crazy, but even if monetizing your fic was 100% unambiguously legal and protected, AO3 would still not let you do it because AO3 was founded and is supported by people like me who want a fandom community that is completely divested from making money off of fic.

naryrising

Yes, this. Lots of fanworks on AO3 are unambiguously legal. Fics based on Shakespeare plays and fairy tales and Greek mythology and The Great Gatsby and your original character from your D&D game are not violations of copyright, because no copyright applies to those things.

AO3 still doesn’t let you monetize those things on the site, because we don’t want the site to be commercial! Because that’s not what it’s for!

It’s not there for you (generic you) to make money off the efforts of the people who build and maintain the site for free! We aren’t getting paid for the work we do to give you a nice site to use, just like you aren’t getting paid for the work you do to create whatever art you share there. Because fandom is supposed to be a community where we share with each other, and therefore we all benefit.

The deal is, we give you a free, stable, safe platform to host your works. In exchange, you get a site that isn’t covered in ads and tip jars and links to gofundme and “read the next chapter at my patreon”. You get one goddamn place on the internet that isn’t trying to make money off you. And we will defend that space and keep it non-commercial.