SQLite3

she/they/it

[guidancerune]

how it feels to launch an adobe application

[memingursa-deactivated20250625]

The opposition to the death penalty in me leaving my body when I think about the tech guys responsible for this

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

“It's just a small handful of ibuprofen, and it will help the words fade away."

[galaxywarp]

[thehappysmiler]

[spoony-has-moved-on]

Should be "sorry, not sorry" then. Because if you cared, you wouldn't spread this crap on somepony else's property. So, the only sorry you are is a sorry sack of sh!t. You humans annoy me to no end.

If you did this to my house, I just might break your bucking arm.

[thehappysmiler]

okay

[tamamoland]

[puppybong]

National Alert⚠️

Do U fuck with me

[virtualmosshroom]

sorry i didn't reply to your message i died

[dinsintegration]

[numbtotherhythm]

in my notifications

[thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis]

[neechees]

[strangerfandomfiascos]

[airportrunwaymodel]

[c4ps3p]

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

high comedy

[dretanya]

[daggerdoggy]

i wish i was a boy so that boys would wish i was a girl so they could fuck me is that anything

it's everything. i understand you anon.

[c3rvida3]

How To Tell Your Cat That You Could Walk To His Food Faster If He Weren't Weaving Under Your Fucking Feet In A Beautiful And Intricate Idiot's Ballet

[evilsoup]

how to tell human,,, "ilove you",,,

[myjetpack]

my latest cartoon for New Scientist.

[hometownrockstar]

baby plane very loud

[heated-blanket]

I think what’s wrong with a lot of people is theyr not eating breakfast. They’re starting the day with at most 16ounces of milk with espresso and riding on that until lunch time. What they don’t understand is eating breakfast helps absorb all the excess yellow bile that builds up overnight when they sleep and makes them angry. It’s basic humor balancing

[prokopetz]

I thinks folks expressing incredulity at the quality of the writing and composition in Calvin and Hobbes are often missing the context that Bill Watterson is arguably the most influential sequential artist of his generation. Like, this is a guy who once told the editors of nationally syndicated newspapers to go fuck themselves when they wanted to mess with his panel layouts, and not only did he keep his job, he got his way. He could have had literally any gig he wanted, and he chose to be the Sunday funnies guy because that's what made him happy. He's basically the Weird Al of sequential art.

[fairycosmos]

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

[touching-living-breathing]

That's called being an adult

[fairycosmos]

no it’s called being the bravest girl on planet earth

[jame7t]

like why are mobile games allowed to lie about what they are in ads. wasn’t that illegal at one point

[sanitymakesposts]

nothing is illegal in the CYBER WORLD

[jame7t]

let me out of the fucking CYBER WORLD

[txttletale]

in the grim  cyberpunk future digidykes and robofags are engaged in a constant arms race to come up with new and nastier slurs faster thtan the meghacorps can put them in commercials for neuroyogurt

[animentality]

[quasi-normalcy]