Bad Pun Supporter

[startedraining]

[penismage]

“Y— you’ve saved me! Why?”

“..... Monkey.”

“Why—?”

“Monkey! You have shown me monkey..... Mmm.... Monkey.”

[glitterweave]

[123472oodkkxkxkx-deactivated202]

WHAT

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[blueklectic]

Bitch! What?!! 😂😂

[queenstravelingdarling]

90s cartoon really taught us to be toxic AF 🥴🥴🥴

[ferrets-in-a-suit]

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that the world record for the loudest thing ever shouted belongs to an Irish female teacher who shouted the word “quiet” at 121 decibels, the equivalent of a jet engine (x)

[theycallmedanismiles]

DISGUSTANG

[chlmera]

oh my god?

[adistraughtthought]

[questbedhead]

Okay please read this whole article because there is important information in ther, including;

1. She never yells at her students- her record breaking 121 decibel shout happened during an event she’d been invited to. She was defending her title after setting the previous shouting record during a competition at a church camp, where she got to 119.4 decibels 

2. The only reason she entered the first competition was because her twin sister had entered and was about to win with a shout of 119.1 decibels. 

3. They took her to an expert to try to understand how she shouted so very loud and his conclusion was that her supernatural volume was fueled entirely by her need to beat her sister. 

[supreme-leader-stoat]

That’s just how siblings are.

[nicolecoenen-deactivated2016091]

Women Self Defense in 1947

[littlekiwi37-archive]

I’m not sure what’s the best part of this video: the fact that she’s in heels, the fact that she does the whole thing looking like she don’t give a fuck, that chick in the back just exercising and enjoying the show, or the fact that both men and women are observing this and the girls are laughing and the guys look concerned/pensive as fuck as they watch all their tactics get shut down like nothing is even happening.

[slenders1ckn3ss]

… msties is it just me or is this familiar?

[leaper182]

Some of these are moves I haven’t seen before.

[sweaterkittensahoy]

Some of this looks similar to the self defense I learned in a course three or four years ago. It’s definitely got some judo in it (arm bars, throws, fighting to and from the ground). I love this lady. She is rad. I feel like she, much like the rad lady I had as my self defense teacher, would also warn the women that if they don’t think they can gouge out someone’s eyes, don’t start trying because you’ll attack better with something you can follow through on.

[satanstrousers]

crimelords I’m sorry I couldn’t not reblog this for you

[i-feel-fantastic-deactivated202]

The cheerful music makes it even better

[momoeyamaguchi-deactivated20180]

[gahdamnpunk]

BYE

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[kodama2k]

[thefinalpaperheart]

I fucking love this little bit jenny does about football sdkjfhkdsjhfks

[whitepeopletwitter]

[32degrees-deactivated20210303]

[mrbiglong3000]

yeah?? and what of it?? my hands are full and my ass is fat, you fucking wish you were me

[chickenfarmersan]

[yougottabeniceforwhat]

[desiccantdonoteat]

[ewaneneollav]

[hussyknee]

This is the best ad I’ve ever seen. 🤣🤣🤣

[memewhore]

[meme-theft]

[gvq]

[scarlett-the-seachild]

think this has to be one of my favourite headlines of anything ever

[dingusmcdougall-deactivated2023]

The best thing about that article is that there gets to be a point where you’re like surely. Surely we can’t get sexier and less-martyr-y than this. And that point is about a 3rd of the way through the piece.

[nerdjpg]

[gahdamnpunk]

🗣️🗣️ Louder for the people in the back!!!

[maveragical]

He said

“fft-fft-fft-fft-fft-fft-fft-fFT-FFT-FT.”

[gay-thoughts-blog]

PERIODT!!!!