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[nudesornaw]

if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band

this actually made me cry with joy also one of them is eating noodles

[readsquirrel]

It just keeps going and getting better. *^^*

[involuntaryorange]

Me two minutes ago: “cry with joy? an animation of cats playing instruments made someone cry with joy?”

Me now: (sobs into a tissue) “OH MY GOD THAT ONE IS PLAYING TWO RECORDERS AT THE SAME TIME” (blows nose)

[son-of-a-tenth-place]

CAT PARADE IS BACK

[astolat]

I just saw the duck for the first time :’) 

[dancinggrimm]

Oh god, watch it, please! This thins is like audio-visual antidepressants. it’s so innocent and joyful and uncomplicated, and just the right level of interesting to hold your attention and let you slip into a happy little place inside your brain. This video has stopped me from having panic attacks, I swear.

[simonalkenmayer]

I’m not sure the above are accurate, but it’s cute.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lorileopard]

[gholateg]

home decor brought to you by The Giver.

[cannibalchicken]

[constance-mcentee-deactivated20]

Cephalopods can be exchanged for goods and services.

[laughconfetti]

there are many benefits to being a marine biologist

[oifaaa]

So much respect for which ever mad bastard at dreamworks said fuck it let's actually make a good Puss in Boots movie and not just another pitiful cash grab this kitty deserves better so true

[tamamita]

Reading an article about Jewish and Muslim settlement in Sweden, and this is honestly too funny

[tamamita]

Swede: So how did Jewish people and Muslims settle in Sweden?

Jewish people and Muslims: Your shit ass king owe us money

[wizard-email]

british towns will be called Fuckmouth or whatever and people will just go with it

[wizard-email]

obsessed with this

[wizardpotions]

i literally live 10 miles from shitterton and i can confirm that the council had to replace all of their signs with rocks because they kept getting stolen.

[wizardpotions]

dorset is a beautiful county with lovely places such as shitterton and piddlehinton of the piddle valley

and of course god's most boring town on planet earth, Blandford

they really named this place boring crossing on the river

[theredontbedragons]

Ok, I know Blandford sounds pretty bland - but does anywhere else in Dorset (or the UK) have badgers on their roundabout?

Who get dressed up year round in seasonal costumes??

I think not.

[wizardpotions]

You can't mention the Badgers without telling people that they're bolted to the ground because they get stolen so regularly despite being on a roundabout on a busy bypass

[prokopetz]

To be completely fair, the actual reason that many jurisdictions have laws against shooting Bigfoot is that:

a. Trigger-happy dumbfucks will in fact try to get out of a felony manslaughter charge by claiming that they thought they were shooting at Bigfoot; and

b. Arguing that you were acting under a mistaken but genuinely held belief regarding the situation in front of you is a legitimate defence against most criminal charges, including murder and manslaughter, provided that the belief in question was reasonable at the time.

Basically, the purpose of making it illegal to shoot Bigfoot is to avoid having to litigate whether the “reasonable belief” standard encompasses believing that you saw Bigfoot.

[ctommy]

you didnt put a nametag on your boyfriend and he despawned. sorry.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

Discussion Questions

This post is in lowercase and is missing an apostrophe. Would it be as funny if it used proper capitalization and punctuation? Why or why not?

In order for this post's joke to land, it makes an allusion to a popular video game. What video game does it reference?

Using your answer from Question 2 and the relationship between the nametag and boyfriend, what is the boyfriend implied to be?

[that-catholic-shinobi]

@experimentaldata

Tags that made me choke on my energy drink

[dankmemeuniversity]

[kingscrown666]

This works no matter which slice you start with

[flock-talk]

She has strong feelings about peppers

[wordsonbirds]

I absolutely adore when birds do this. You offer them a thing, but they do the unsure body language, then slowly reach out.... “I said... no... THANK YOU” whip it away! A++

[dretanya]

[beardedmrbean]

boys will be boys

[novas-grimoire]

Are...

Are they burried in snow?!

[beardedmrbean]

Sand I'm guessing, but honestly it could be snow too

[thespectacularspider-girl]

Sand.  You can see the footprints in it.

[maythephorcebewithyou]

[mellointheory]

im actually crying this is so funny

[tango-tekkit]

[cockworkangels]

i honestly think best part of tumblr is making a personal post and it getting zero notes. that’s like hundreds of people side eyeing you like ok i’m not touching that

[warcrimesimulator]

The New York Post is really swinging a bat at a hornet nest by posting this to Twitter

[jaguarthecat]

I SO WANT TO SEE THE REPLIES TO THIS

[miiilowo]

[miiilowo]

tumblr is the root of half the internets trends and memes

[miiilowo]

the curse of being on this website is knowing that shit like cottagecore and dark academia and the obsession with mushrooms and whatnot started on this godforsaken platform and not tiktok

[feralfens]

the mushroom thing started with a fucking shitpost where it ends with "you cannot kill me in a way that matters" "im not fucking scared of you!"

"op what does this mean" "decay is an extant form of life"

I KID YOU NOT

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

[foulserpent]

i want to be a conventionally attractive wealthy skinny ciswoman so i can go on the bachelor and make it all the way thru the competition, and when the guy proposes to me i just like leap towards him and close my teeth around his neck and bite as hard as i can. just absolute animal brutality like shaking his neck like a ragdoll, growling ripping tearing etc, and then before anyone can stop me immediately run into traffic and die so no one ever gets the chance to understand why that happened

[wickedcriminal]

This is why I love tumblr. You just don’t get crap like this anywhere else.

[beeeeniez]

PUFFY :D I made an attempt at a design lol