I am a lady, but I'm more of a pervert.

F1 content: @gaslybottoms

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[sceptixfakemon]

im never leaving this hellsite

[sceptixfakemon]

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

[sceptixfakemon]

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[thecolorofthegame]

I know this trophy is supposed to represent a triathlon, but it looks like a cyclist award for attacking pedestrians

[unidyke]

i think about you all the time Natural Bottom

[theweirdwideweb]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[theweirdwideweb]

My legacy on this site I fear.

[viejospellejos]

What the duck?

[humanbeanisnotamused]

[Description: the video is captioned "Find the duck game", and we see several blindfolded women in hijabs groping around an enclosed ring while spectators look on, cheering and laughing . After a few seconds the camera pans so that you can see the duck, who is waddling around, casually yet resolutely resisting capture. Periodically the women collide with each other. They do not find the duck. End ID]

[elvashayam]

#it is a beautiful day in indonesia and you are a terrible duck

tags via @humanbeanisnotamused

[thelatecaptainpierce]

HAPPY EASTER!!!!!!!!!!!

[virtualgirladvance]

youre not gonna fucjing believe this

[the-phant0m-cat]

[8nin]

I love bed. Bed is comfy. Bed is quiet. Pillows are soft. Blankets are cozy. Bed is good

[pixelartpeach]

E—m—d—a—s—h—N—e—c—k—l—a—c—e

[pixelartpeach]

Y—o—u—P—e—o—p—l—e—W—i—l—l—R—e—b—l—o—g—A—n—y—t—h—i—n—g

[seven-oh-four]

needs an em-dash at the beginning and/or end, otherwise the first or last letters will be right next to each other

[pixelartpeach]

϶—O—h—T—r—u—e—ϵ

(added clasps)

[pancake-blogging]

϶—F—r—i—e—n—d—s—h—i—p—B—r—a—c—e—l—e—t—ϵ

[too-many-blorbos]

϶—C—U—R—S—E—D—A—M—U—L—E—T—ϵ

[bees-official]

Cursed amulet necklace that doesnt have a cursed amulet its just the phrase cursed amulet

[sentientballofpeas]

϶—C—U—R—S—E—D—(¤)—A—M—U—L—E—T—ϵ

[pixelartpeach]

϶—T÷h÷a÷t÷s÷A÷G÷o÷o—d—P o

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[teaboot]

Me, talking to my therapist: …there were a lot of children, and I was the oldest, so I wasn’t really a child, I was just a third parent. And I get it, I do, but I still can’t shake off this compulsion to watch and take care of everyone all the time. And I’m not unhappy doing it, but it does make me tired. And I wonder what kind of person I’d be if I wasn't still like this

Me: And I mean, I don’t know. I like ensuring everyone is safe and cared for, and I’m really good at it, but sometimes I just feel like my parents raised a sheepdog instead of a kid

[sudden flashback to when I was 12 and an entire herd of sheep got loose into the front yard and dad sent me out alone to corral them back into their field by myself cause he didn’t want to deal with it]

Me: ………wait a minute

[teaboot]

OH MY GOD

[teaboot]

White rice with plain ground beef was our Regular Family Meal and also the *EXACT SAME THING* Dad would give the dogs when they ran out of dog food

I used to get yelled at for trying to season it

Are You Fucking Kidding Me

[teaboot]

I’m going to bed.

[delgrosso]

A platitude?

[delgrosso]

PERRY THE PLATITUDE!?

[akashicrecord]

call it literally anything else

[immigrant]

this is what happens when we live in such a sick porn rotted world that people cant even see the word breeding in its original fucking context. this is what the word is for.

[akashicrecord]

Actually, the English word "breed" was originally coined in 1631 by King Charles I to describe a no loads refused cum dump event

[arcnoise]

some time ago i introduced the phrase "food pact" to my friends as a shorthand for "i'll go make and eat food if you also make and eat food" and ever since then ive just started incorporating more pacts into my life. stay hydrated pact. stretch break pact. stop doomscrolling and go to bed pact. we need to bring this back in vogue more people should be making pacts imo

[arcnoise]

the best part of this is when you ask "who wants to do a shower pact" and you get a half dozen friends all rolling up saying "the pact is sealed". faustian behavior

[macbethheadband]

I can tell youre knitting with no love in your heart i can see the hateful intentions in every stitch.

[macbethheadband]

[allatariel]

[thjazispixie]

it is like fucking spot the differences with you people

[unexplained-events]

Faces carved into the walls of the Paris Catacombs

[m3n4c3v35537]

Frenchmen be like “this pitch black cave full of skeletons is not scary enough, I must make it worse”

[der-ewige-retard]

[sheprd]

ive done something terrible to my dog

[sheprd]

answering some FAQ's that keep coming up since im starting to get asks about this post: What is this? How did you do it? It's dye, OPAWZ brand specifically. How long did it take? My dog is very good with being handled, but hates to get wet. Because of that, I split it up into 4 sessions across 2 days. Each session was maybe an hour or two of work. Overall, I didn't feel like it took that long. I'm not a groomer, and have never done anything like it before, so I imagine a pro could do it in way less time.

How long will it last? I used the permanent OPAWZ dye, which for some reason I didn't think meant PERMANENT permanent. But I've since been informed by actual groomers that this stuff is so permanent that it needs to be shaved out or shed out because it never fully fades, so this might last a year or more, 6 months at bare minimum. So he'll be a cheetah for... a while.

Why? For fun. More specifically, for Halloween.

Your neighbors must hate you! My neighbors already know about my freak longdog, and all of the adjoining yards are full of houses with children. They all love his spots.

What breed is your dog? Ichi is a sighthound mix, specifically mostly Borzoi, Irish Wolfhound, and Malamute. He is not a greyhound, though he has a little bit of greyhound in him too.

Photoshop? Ai!?!?! I posted a video of him here ->

this wasn't asked but i feel the need to mention, Ichi is also roughly cheetah-sized, so there are a decent amount of people who have to do quadruple-takes before they can tell he's a dog lol here he is standing on my shoulders pre-dye