This lovely piece done by @magsdoodle is based on Ch 6 from the fic Stranger Worlds by author varsavia on Ao3! Steve hops thru universes to find Eddie, & this one's in ancient Rome, where they're Emperor Geta (Gladiator II) and a warrior prince (Finalmente l'Alba) 😍🔥🙌
For the first time in six months, Steve wakes up feeling like everything might end up okay. Like he can stop waiting for the other shoe to drop.
Because Eddie is still holding him tight, breathing hot against his shoulder, gentle and even, still sleeping. But Steve needs to pee, and he’s made it very few days without puking first thing in the morning, so he should really disentangle himself now. He’s still got a hand over Eddie’s, and he squeezes it. “Ed?” he says softly. “Eddie, I needta get up.”
Eddie shifts and hums and nuzzles against Steve, relaxing his hold before rolling onto his back. “Sorry,” he mumbles, “Didn’t realize how much I needed this.”
“Needed what?” Steve clambers awkwardly out of bed, pausing just long enough for Eddie’s answer.
“You. I sleep better with you. Smells like home having you.”
If his bladder weren’t forcing him to go, Steve would crawl back into his bed and never leave. “I’ll be right back.” He swallows, throat oddly tight, and rushes to relieve himself.
Steve sits still after, taking a minute on the toilet to think. Because a part of him was positive Eddie would be gone in the morning—that once he was safe, Eddie would have time to freak out and spiral and run. Maybe leave a half-assed note about talking later and disappear. But he stayed.
He knows, and he stayed.
Steve blows his nose and washes his hands, grateful his stomach has remained calm as he walks back to bed. Eddie lifts the covers so he can slide back in, and Steve curls against him, resting his head against Eddie’s chest. He listens to his heartbeat, the rhythmic da-dum, da-dum, da-dum soothing him until he works up the courage to say, “You still aren’t freaking out.”
“I am, a little. Like, this changes things, but not that much. I was planning on getting a real job soon anyway, and I guess we’ve got a reason for me to meet your parents now. It just doesn’t change how I feel about you, Steve.”
“Oh…” Steve is glad he isn’t looking at Eddie, that his face is out of view. If he could see him, he’d probably start crying.
Eddie plays with his hair, encouraging Steve to cuddle closer to him. “And I know we should talk about it more—we will, at some point, soon—but seeing how scared you were last night… You already love the baby, don’t you?”
“Yeah… I- Eddie, I should have…”
“It’s okay, Steve. Everything’s okay,” Eddie murmurs before pressing a half dozen kisses to the top of Steve’s head. “I’m not mad, and I’m not going anywhere.”
“I love you,” Steve whispers, “And I’m still scared.”
“Then I guess we’re gonna be scared together.” Carefully, Eddie shifts their positions so Steve is on his back and he can look down at him. He can see the tears in his eyes, the confusion and relief. “You’ve been really brave, Sweetheart, but you aren’t alone. I’ve got you.”
Leaning down, Eddie kisses Steve, a soft, tentative touch of their lips before pulling back a hair’s breadth to give Steve a moment to process. To let him decide how far he wants to go right now. They still need to talk, but they’ve always communicated better with their bodies.
Steve raises a hand, cupping the back of Eddie’s head and guiding him back down, kissing him with a quiet fervor that echoes the frightened declaration of love he just made. Giving himself over to the sensation, Eddie sinks into the comfort of it, his body pressing close to Steve’s. It all feels so good—so right, and now Eddie knows about the pup, Steve’s sweetened scent makes his mouth water—he should have expected he’d get hard, that he’d shift his hips a little. He has no intention of taking it further, but he can’t help his body reacting.
He wishes he could.
Steve freezes beneath him. “No,” he whispers, pulling away. “Not now.” He sounds so small and scared, the way he sounded last night. Eddie’s heart aches for him.
“It’s okay, Sweetheart. We’re not doing anything.” Eddie shifts away, his focus shifting too as he ignores his arousal and rolls onto his side. “You tell me what you need right now, huh?”
For being just about as tall as Eddie is, Steve can curl up pretty small. He balls himself up as he snuggles close. “I don’t know,” he breathes. “I- Everything I want feels like too much.”
“Everything? Steve, I’d give y-”
“Because Dr. Lockhart said everything with the pup was fine, and I want to believe that it is, but what if it’s not?”
Eddie gets his arms around Steve and rubs soothing circles over his back. “Then it isn’t fine,” he says gently. It’s entirely possible what Steve went through will have lingering effects. Or that something else will go wrong that is entirely out of their control. “And we get through it together. I told you, I’m not leaving your side until you tell me to, but I think we need to actually talk about all of this.”
“Yeah…”
“The kind of talk we should maybe get dressed to have.”
“Because we have to be grown up about it,” Steve agrees with a sigh.
“Yeah, Stevie, we do. You’re gonna be somebody’s mother soon.”
“Right,” Steve says with a nod, voice sounding suddenly wet.
Eddie just pulls him closer. “But we can take a few more minutes in bed.”
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Before they talk, Eddie insists they eat. Steve grumbles as he leads the way down to the kitchen, but once he has a bowl of cereal in front of him he admits he was hungry. His bites are small and cautious, and Eddie finishes his food twice as fast. “You feeling okay?” Eddie asks, paying close attention to the way Steve wrinkles his nose after another tiny bite.
“I’m fine. Everything just tastes weird now…” Steve tips everything off his spoon without taking another bite.
“Even Cheerios?”
“I think it’s the milk.”
“Do you want something else?”
“No, it’s fine. I’m done.” He pushes the bowl across the table. “You want the rest?”
“No sense in wasting it,” Eddie says as he tucks in and polishes off the bowl quickly.
Steve shakes his head fondly, then clears away their bowls and returns to the table because it feels like the right place for a mature discussion. “So…” he starts, “What are we going to do?”
“I think maybe we should start with what do we *want* and then make a plan,” Eddie says with a soft smile. “What do you want, Steve?”
Steve’s smile falls, confused. “I’m keeping the baby, Eddie.”
“I Know! What do you want from me?”
If anything, that confuses Steve more. He told Eddie he loved him less than an hour ago. “I thought I was pretty clear I want you around. Do you not want that?”
“Steve, of course I want that.”
“Then what are we even talking about?”
“Do you want more than having me around?”
“Eddie.” Steve pinches the bridge of his nose and swallows around the lump in his throat. “Can you just say what you want? Because I don’t want to have to guess and I’m still really tired after everything, so just tell me wh-”
“I want us to do something because we want it, not because we think we’re supposed to do it.”
Steve’s head is starting to hurt. “What?”
“I know we wanna be together, and that we’re gonna do everything we can for the baby, but do you want to get married? Do you wanna be mated before the baby comes?”
This is too much. “Eddie…”
“Steve…”
“You’d marry me?”
Eddie gets up from the table and circles to crouch beside Steve’s seat. He takes both of Steve’s hands in his and looks him in the eye. “Yes, Stevie, I’ll marry you tomorrow if that’s what you want. I just don’t want you to think we have to get married because we’re having a baby.” Reaching up, Eddie wipes away the tears that have finally escaped down Steve’s cheeks. “I want you to be happy, I don’t want you to feel trapped.”
Steve starts crying in earnest. Eddie’s a giant nerd who sells ditch weed to high schoolers; he’s also the kindest alpha Steve has ever met. He’s too good for Steve. “But *I* trapped you,” he whimpers.
“No, Sweetheart, I’m right where I want to be,” Eddie soothes as he stands and pulls Steve along with him, holding him tight. “I love you.”
[The artist, putting a simple cake next to a much fancier one: “Aw man, that guy’s cake is way better than mine.” The Audience, gleefully holding up a knife and fork “HOLY SHIT! TWO CAKES!”]
I know it’s not July yet, but guys, happy 10 years of “two cakes”. This post on god has been a godsend not only as a writer myself but as a friend of artists and writers who I love to encourage. This was legitimately a game-changer.
It’s Halloween 1984 and Steve Harrington has nothing left. Nancy broke up with him. His friends ditched him. He’s storming out of the party with his hands on his face, sobbing when Eddie Munson who’s selling catches him and offers a ride Steve’s about to refuse but figures he doesn’t want anyone else to see him crying.
Steve collapses in Eddie’s passenger seat, shaking and ugly crying. Eddie has no clue what to do, so he just awkwardly pets Steve’s hair like he’s a stray dog. “Shit, Munson,” Steve sniffs, “you probably think I’m a pussy.” And Eddie goes dead serious shaking his head “No, man. I don’t.”
They are parked outside Steve’s dark empty house smoking what’s left of Eddies lunch box and Steve tells him everything. Nancy. Him losing friends and how it feels to be King of nothing. Eddie’s floored they’re even talking, let alone like this. But then Steve whispers it. “I just want to run away.”
oopsie i tripped and spilled my link to archive dot org's downloadable copy of Microsoft office suite for 2007, which features no AI tools and is a powerful word processor that still holds up just fine on windows 10!
Made this post about 15 minutes after the repair guy who fixed the pump on my dishwasher packed up his tools and left, as the dishwasher was whirring along doing my dishes from that morning.
He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.
Now that I’m thinking about it. Steve who’s gotten used to the fact that he can use sex to calm the situation down when someone’s mad at him from his past relationships. If you don’t want to have a fight just go for the belt. But the first time he tries it on Eddie he gets annoyed because “what you think you can just blow me and I’ll forget I was mad at you”
"Six weeks into the term, I assigned my rhetoric and writing students a 20-page article. It was the same length I had assigned for five years and the same length I had read without complaint as an undergraduate a decade ago. Not one student finished it.
When I asked why, a student answered honestly: It was too long, and she kept losing track of what the paper was about. This was not a remedial class: These were students who had cleared the admissions process and written essays good enough to get them here. Yet a routine academic reading assignment had defeated them.
Every generation of professors has complained that their students cannot read. The lament is usually overblown, but data have caught up to anecdote, and what I am seeing in my classroom is no longer a hunch. There is a measurable, generational collapse in sustained reading and writing, and the academy is responding to it with improvisation and exhaustion rather than the structural overhaul it requires.
In February 2024, Adam Kotsko, who teaches in the Shimer Great Books School at North Central College, wrote in Slate that students who once handled 30 pages of reading per class meeting now seem “intimidated by anything over 10 pages and seem to walk away from readings of as little as 20 pages with no real understanding.” Crucially, he added that this is “not a matter of laziness on the part of the students” but of underlying skills they were never given a chance to build.
The Chronicle of Higher Education’s 2024 investigation found the same pattern across institutions as different as the Stevens Institute of Technology and Wellesley College, where the average SAT exceeds 1400. Nicholaus Gutierrez, an assistant professor at Wellesley, told The Chronicle that the baseline for what students consider a reasonable amount of work has dropped so noticeably that he has cut his readings accordingly; a 750-word essay now strikes many students as long. At Stevens, the science and technology studies associate professor Theresa MacPhail described following the mantra of “meet your students where they are” for so long that she has begun to feel “like a cruise director organizing games of shuffleboard.”
Worse, the national data tell the same story in colder language. On the 2011 National Assessment of Educational Progress (NAEP) writing assessment, which is the most recent comprehensive writing benchmark, only 24 percent of 12th graders reached the Proficient level, and just 3 percent reached Advanced; another 21 percent scored below Basic. The reading side of the ledger is worse, and getting worse fast: The 2024 NAEP results released in September 2025 show 12th-grade reading scores at the lowest level recorded since the assessment began in 1992. Thirty-two percent of 12th graders now score below NAEP Basic in reading, meaning that, in the assessment’s own language, they likely “cannot draw general conclusions based on concepts presented explicitly in a text.” And yet more than half of these same seniors reported being accepted to a four-year college. That last sentence is the whole problem in one line: We are admitting a cohort that cannot read at a college level and are pretending otherwise.
Why is this happening? One reason, of course, is smartphones.
I came into teaching as a skeptic of the anti-smartphone argument: I had a phone in my pocket throughout high school and college in the 2010s, and I read long books anyway. I now think I was wrong, because the neuroscience has caught up. In a 2017 paper, Adrian F. Ward and colleagues at the University of Texas at Austin’s McCombs School of Business showed that the mere presence of a participant’s smartphone — whether that be face down, powered off, untouched, or across the desk out of vision — measurably reduces available working memory and fluid intelligence on cognitive tests, with the largest effects on the most phone-dependent users. A 2022 study by Motoyasu Honma and colleagues at Japan’s Showa University used near-infrared spectroscopy to compare reading on a smartphone with reading the same passage on paper, and found that smartphone reading produced overactivity in the prefrontal cortex, suppressed sigh generation, and led to general lower comprehension scores; the authors argued that the sigh inhibition and prefrontal overload were causally linked to the comprehension decline.
So when a student tells me they “kept losing track” of a 20-page article, I have to acknowledge that they may be describing a measurable neurological condition. The neural pathways that support sustained attention are built by use, and they atrophy without it. Your body is a use-it-or-lose-it system, and the brain is no exception.
Another reason for the decline in student reading capability is increasing reliance on generative AI. In June 2025, Nataliya Kosmyna and colleagues at the MIT Media Lab released a preprint titled “Your Brain on ChatGPT.” They divided 54 participants into three groups writing SAT-style essays — one using ChatGPT, the second group using a search engine, the last group using nothing — and monitored brain activity with a 32-channel EEG. The ChatGPT group showed the lowest neural connectivity of the three, with up to 55 percent reduced connectivity compared with the brain-only group, and “consistently underperformed at neural, linguistic, and behavioral levels.” Eighty-three percent of LLM users could not quote a single line from essays they had written minutes earlier. When the LLM group was forced to write without AI in a follow-up session, their brain activity did not bounce back to baseline; the researchers coined the term “cognitive debt” for the lingering deficit.
This is the first neurophysiological evidence that early reliance on LLMs measurably alters the brain’s engagement with writing tasks, and it is consistent with what those of us in front of classrooms are watching happen in real time. When I assign analysis, I am not trying to extract a polished product; I am trying to put the student’s mind through resistance in order to make it stronger. Offloading the struggle to a chatbot does not “free students up for higher-order work.” It deprives them of building the strength to do any substantial cognitive work at all.
There is a final factor that is contributing to this decline in reading skills, and that is that the students arriving in my classroom today are the first cohort to have experienced Common Core-influenced reading instruction across the entirety of their K–12 schooling. Whatever the standards’ original intent, the on-the-ground implementation in many districts replaced sustained reading with the practice of pulling “evidence” from disconnected short passages, the same format used on the standardized tests that increasingly determine school funding. The education scholar Natalie Wexler, among others, has documented this pivot in detail: Students drilled on “finding the main idea” in two-paragraph excerpts never build the stamina or background knowledge that longform reading requires. The pandemic then added fuel to a fire that was already burning. NAEP scores for 13-year-olds dropped sharply in 2022 and have not recovered. A 2023 EdWeek survey found that 24 percent of secondary-school administrators described pandemic learning loss in English and language arts as “severe or very severe.”
In July 2025, the journalist Mary Harrington argued in The New York Times that “thinking is becoming a luxury good.” The ability to read deeply and reason at length is fragmenting along class lines as ultra-processed digital media replaces text in everyday life, much as ultra-processed food has replaced cooking. Her longer treatment of the subject in First Things makes the more provocative case that we are witnessing the end of print culture itself, and with it the end of the cognitive substrate on which modern liberal democracy was built.
I see this stratification in the classroom and on the page every week. My students from districts that protected sustained reading through small class sizes, strict phone policies, and faculty who refused to teach to the test all arrive with their attention relatively intact. My students from districts that surrendered to devices and standardized testing arrive cognitively winded. A democracy that requires a literate electorate is now training one fraction of that electorate out of literacy while marketing to the other a “deep work” lifestyle as a luxury good. The students who cannot read a 20-page article today are the voters who will not be able to read a bill, or the jurors who cannot follow a closing argument, tomorrow.
I do what I can in my own classroom to address the problems. I break 20-page articles into two halves and assign the first half with explicit analytical tasks. I require exploratory writing before formal drafts. I model (visibly, on the board) how to track an argument across pages or distinguish a source’s claim from my own analysis. I make structured peer review explicit, because the workshop format I used to take for granted now collapses into “this is good” and “maybe add more details” the moment I step back.
But I want to be plain about the limits of what an individual instructor can do, and all of these solutions have costs. Scaffolding a 20-page article into halves compromises the integrity of the argument I am asking students to engage, just as modeling note-taking in a credit-bearing rhetoric course is using a college slot to teach a middle-school skill. None of the syllabi I teach are designed to deliver this type of cognitive rehabilitation, and pretending otherwise has produced credential inflation. We cannot keep conferring degrees on students who cannot do what the degree is supposed to certify.
I’m afraid I don’t have answers. I do, however, have some questions that may point us in the right direction. If higher education is going to respond to the reading crisis as a structural problem rather than a private burden carried by composition instructors and adjuncts, it has to stop avoiding the following questions: If a majority of incoming students cannot read at a level the curriculum requires, are we admitting students we cannot serve, or offering a curriculum we cannot provide?
Why are first-year writing and reading-intensive general-education courses still the most adjunctified, lowest-paid, highest-load corner of the university, at the precise moment when their work has become the most important work the institution does? What is the responsible institutional response for AI usage: Is it a syllabus statement, or a sequencing principle that requires students to demonstrate the cognitive work themselves before AI assistance is permitted?
Why are most college classrooms still phone-permissive by default? K–12 districts from Florida to California are now banning phones bell to bell; higher education has somehow lagged behind the public schools. Universities benefit from a pipeline they did not build and refuse to repair. What would it mean for a university system to invest seriously in the reading instruction happening in the high schools that feed it, rather than treating remediation as something to be quietly outsourced to first-year composition instructors?
The thing I am no longer willing to do is pretend this is a temporary adjustment period, or that “students will adapt.” They will not adapt on their own. The conditions that produced this collapse are still in place: the phones, the algorithmic feeds, the test-prep excerpts, staffing models that load the reading-intensive work onto the most precarious faculty, and now the chatbots that finish students’ sentences before they’ve even begun to think of them. If we want literate citizens, we will have to rebuild the conditions for literacy deliberately, against the grain of every incentive currently pointed the other way. I know the academy has the will to do that. It also has the obligation."
— Tyler Jagt, 1 June 2026, "My Students Can’t Read"
The generational collapse in literacy is measurable, persistent, and likely to get worse.
Steve doesn’t expect to be asked to get into a gown, but the ultrasounds he’s seen on his mother’s favorite soap operas have always been on visibly pregnant bellies with lifted shirts. Which is all fake, obviously. But he didn’t think he’d need to remove his underwear for this.
Eddie offers to leave the room and give him some privacy, but Steve rolls his eyes and says, “I want you with me. And you aren’t seeing anything new.” Then he blushes as Eddie helps him with his IV bag so the line isn’t trapped by his sleeves and he doesn’t tangle.
His nurse knocks before reentering, and she has a wheelchair for Steve. “Easier to make sure you stay covered on our way,” she explains. Just standing up made Steve a bit light headed, so he doesn’t mind getting wheeled to the ultrasound room.
Eddie holds his hand as he climbs up on the exam table, and both their eyes go wide as the doctor swings up the stirrups. His doctor smiles kindly. “I know it’s awkward, but you’re still too early in your pregnancy to see much with a standard ultrasound.” She gestures to the scanner off to the side before holding up something that looks more like Steve’s first vibrator than medical equipment, not least because there’s a condom on it. “Instead, we’ll get a much better look with this, so I need you to put your feet up and relax.”
Squirting medical lube onto the… probe? …wand, she waits for Steve to comply.
And he wants to know that everything is okay in there, that his baby is safe and growing, so he sets his feet in place and does his best not to clench as he’s breached.
It isn’t uncomfortable, just odd as it slides into his vaginal canal until it is pressed against his uterus.
His nurse turns on the screen, and then he can see grainy blobs that must be his insides. “Everything looks good, Steve,” his doctor says, pointing to one of the blobs. “That right there is the embryo, and by the size it looks right on track for eight weeks of development.”
Eddie squeezes Steve’s hand, a miniature celebration just for the two of them as they stare at the tiny blob that will grow into a baby. Their baby.
Withdrawing the wand, his doctor explains the rest of his care plan for the night—completing rehydration, bloodwork, something gentle on his stomach from the cafeteria, and then plenty of sleep. “And you’ll want to make your first pre-natal appointment anyway. It isn’t standard to do an ultrasound at 12 weeks, but let your OBGYN know that you want fetal growth checked to ensure everything is still on track.” She must see how Steve’s cautious smile falls, since she rushes to add, “I have every reason to believe it will be, but do it for your peace of mind.”
Steve squeezes Eddie’s hand hard.
“Thank you,” Eddie says, “We appreciate the advice. And the reassurance.”
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Once Steve is finally released from the hospital—belly full of mashed potatoes and soda crackers—Eddie takes a minute to simply hold him close as they stand together in the parking lot. “Am I going to your place or mine?” he asks, knowing Mr. and Mrs. Harrington are out of town, but Steve just snuggles tighter and hides his face against Eddie’s neck. He tries again, “Wouldn’t you feel better sleeping in your nest?”
“I just want you,” Steve reiterates.
“Okay, then I think we should go to your place. Shower’s bigger so we can get you cleaned up easier. No chance of the hot water running out either.”
“And you’ll stay?”
“Of course I’ll stay. I’m not leaving your side until you tell me to.”
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“We should burn this thing,” Eddie says as he helps Steve out of his Scoops uniform and tosses it aside.
“It’s polyester; lighting it on fire would stink up the place,” Steve counters as he steps out of his panties. He yawns, completely naked.
Eddie turns on the shower and tugs off his own shirt.
“I can take a shower by myself,” Steve says one more time, not wanting to give the impression that he wants this to be about sex. Part of him really wants to change into sweats and crawl straight into his bed, but her still smells of smoke and his hair is uncomfortably oily.
“I know you can, Sweetheart. I also know you’re tired, and that you’ll feel better if you’re actually clean when you lay down.” Eddie shucks his pants, eyes locked on Steve’s before turning him around and guiding him into the shower.
The instant the hot spray touches his skin, Steve relaxes. He exhales. He leans into the water.
Eddie follows, keeping close as they both acclimate to the shower, his hands on Steve’s hips. “Okay, Baby, hair first,” he murmurs.
Steve wets his hair, and Eddie squeezes out a pump of his fancy shampoo, working it in and scrubbing Steve’s scalp with blunt fingernails as he builds a lather. It feels so good—after everything just being near Eddie feels good.
Steve purrs. He only grumbles a little when Eddie guides his head under the water to rinse. But the way Eddie’s fingers slide through his hair as he washes away the shampoo feels good too.
“Just the ends,” he orders sleepily as Eddie picks up his conditioner bottle. “It doesn’t go on the roots.”
Eddie follows his directions, then picks up a washcloth and lathers it with soap, scrubbing over Steve’s limbs and back as they let the conditioner sit. He’s gentle as he moves to Steve’s chest, barely touching his tits, the cloth tracing a caress down his belly and beneath his navel. “Ready to rinse?”
Steve nods, his exhaustion catching up with him as he slumps forward into Eddie’s arms. Rinsing is awkward, but Steve needs to be held.
After drying off, Eddie pulls his boxers back on, and he helps Steve put on a clean pair of panties and an oversized tee.
Steve takes a moment to fluff the pillows at the sides of his nest, then he crawls into the center and holds his hand out for Eddie. His boyfriend follows, spooning tight behind him and whispering, “You sure you don’t need anything else? A glass of water or something?”
“I’m fine,” he mumbles back, ready for sleep, but still trying to sort through the jumbled mess of his emotions. Of his hormones. “What about you? You should be freaking out. Why aren’t you freaking out?”
“Because you needed me. Taking care of you is more important than freaking out right now.”
“What about later?”
“You are more important than a freakout. We can talk it out tomorrow; you need to sleep, Baby.”
“Okay,” Steve whispers, hand tightening over Eddie’s where it rests at his belly. His nest is full of Eddie’s scent—t-shirts and boxer shorts and used tissues stolen from Eddie’s room. That alongside the warmth of being help has Steve easily slipping towards sleep. So easily that he’s positive he is already dreaming when he hears, “I love you,” whispered against his ear.
we literally ruined society when we invented the fourth wall. let’s bring back call and response. heckling, even. fuck you hamlet you dumb piece of shit kill your uncle or shut up
"When we took Shakespeare’s “Measure for Measure” into a maximum security woman’s prison on the West Side… there’s a scene there where a young woman is told by a very powerful official that “If you sleep with me, I will pardon your brother. And if you don’t sleep with me, I’ll execute him.” And he leaves the stage. And this character, Isabel, turned out to the audience and said: “To whom should I complain?” And a woman in the audience shouted: “The Police!” And then she looked right at that woman and said: “If I did relate this, who would believe me?” And the woman answered back, “No one, girl.”
And it was astonishing because not only was it an amazing sense of connection between the audience and the actress, but you also realized that this was a kind of an historical lesson in theater reception. That’s what must have happened at The Globe. These soliloquies were not simply monologues that people spoke, they were call and response to the audience. And you realized that vibrancy, that that sense of connectedness is not only what makes theater great in prisons, it’s what makes theater great, period."
I was in the front row of a Hamlet performance where the "Am I a coward?" was directed at me and I, being a no-impulse-control gremlin, hollered back "Yes!!" (they'd primed us ahead of time that audience interaction was encouraged). Hamlet got right up in my face as he kept talking and just kept going until I gently pushed him back; I forget what line it was on when it happened but he took the direction of the push and reeled away across the stage.
This meant that I had marked myself as someone willing to be fucked with, and so during the graveyard scene later he approached me again. "Here hung those lips that I have kissed--" he booped my mouth with the skull's "-- I know not how oft."
I have stories related to me from those at Blackfriars, the American Shakespeare Center (they play in a replica of the original Blackfriars, with modern safety conventions like lightbulbs in the chandeliers, but a great dedication to the way structure shaped the original work in the original Blackfriars. Their house is only about 45 ft deep (roughly 15 m I think), which is about the max distance two sighted people can be from each other and still make eye contact. They play with the stage and house equally lit, they talk to the audience, they enter from the audience, they whip up crowds from within the audience. It’s fantastic. But anyway, on to the stories.)
Hamlet. There’s a scene where Hamlet sees Claudius praying and debates whether to kill him now or wait (because if Claudius dies praying he will automatically go to heaven). The actor playing Hamlet was genuinely asking the audience the questions in the speech, and when he got to “and should I kill him now?” someone in the audience shouted “YES KILL HIM HE NEEDS TO DIE!” Hamlet took the entire rest of the monologue to that person, enumerating his reservations so persuasively that they started to nod in agreement.
Romeo and Juliet. In this production, the fight between Mercutio and Tybalt happens in several rounds, of which Mercutio won the first. Mercutio’s actor made the choice, upon his victory, to run down the audience with his hand out for high-fives. He decided this in rehearsal, so he had time to plan for the three responses people would probably give him: a) a high-five back; b) being stunned and not reacting; and c) the old “oops too slow.” What this Mercutio did not prepare for was the audience member who panicked and deposited their handful of M&Ms into his open palm. The way I heard it, Mercutio was still processing this when Benvolio came up beside him and stole the M&Ms out of his hand to eat them.
King Lear. Edmund has a speech in which he asks whether he should marry “Goneril? Regan? Both? Neither?” Again, the actor was legitimately asking the audience, and again he’d prepared for the audience to respond in favor of any of those choices. What makes it even cooler was that the next line is “Neither can be enjoyed while both remain alive,” which works as a response to any of those options. One night, though, Edmund got his answer as “KILL THEM BOTH AND TAKE THEIR MONEY!” To which he gleefully agreed, “Neither can be enjoyed while both remain alive!!”
#Oh I have SO many stories from peak audience moments at the American shakespeare center#I have been to plays there that legit felt more like rock concerts#And I don't even mean the parts of the show where the cast is also a live band and they play#Covers of songs relating to the show#Fair maid of the west with Ginna Hoben#We were all SO on her side we absolutely lost our whole shit any time she even entered or exited#Knight of the burning pestle where Rick would pick a random audience member to be his lady love he was fighting for every night#And one time (I saw it thrice) he picked an older lady#And there's a part of the show where iirc he like gets almost defeated?#And he calls out to his lady love to like inspire him to keep fighting smth like that#And she Got Up Out Of Her Seat and went over to him and kissed him on the cheek#And no one was expecting that least of all Rick#And we all lost our shit whooping and hollering#They did a hamlet where...I forget who was polonius that year but there's a line where he's like 'what was I gonna say again'#And he paused SO long on that line you were legit unsure if he the actor had actually forgotten it#And once someone in the audience called out the next line and he was like 'oh that's right' and carried on#It was scripted though there were other nights no one said anything and we all sat there#In wonderful horrid awkward silence#Until he resumed#Please go if you get a chance#And sit stateside (via @rootingformephistopheles)
I was in a production of Hamlet in a small black box theatre, when a drunk guy came in from from outside, wandered onstage and started singing "We built this city on rock and roll." The guy playing Hamlet just went with it until the stage manager and crew could usher the drunk guy back outside. Then Hamlet continued with his next line, which was (no joke) "Now I am alone." Brought the house down.
Omega Steve who’s been fooling around with Eddie every chance he gets during his final semester of high school. He realizes he’s pregnant his first day at Scoops Ahoy.
He’s still trying to figure out how to tell Eddie he wants to keep it when the business with the Soviets traps him under the mall.
After, in the bathroom with Robin and finally having his wits about him again, Steve has a panic attack, holding his belly and begging his baby to be okay.
Robin freaks out, unable to help but doing her best, only for everything to go to shit again.
By the time it’s all over, Robin and Dustin yell at every adult in their way until someone takes Steve to the hospital to get checked out.
Steve is waiting to get taken back for an ultrasound when he works up the nerve to call Eddie. He needs him and needs him to know about the pup.
Eddie speeds the whole way there and offers Steve his hand.
They get lucky, everything on the ultrasound looks fine, and after a quick blood test the doctor says whatever Steve was dosed with shouldn’t have any adverse effects…
But he should get checked again at his next prenatal appointment.
Or rather at his first prenatal appointment. It’s still early and Steve didn’t know what to do. His last physical was with his pediatrician, and it’s not like he can ask his mom to make an appointment with her gyno.
At least it means Eddie can go with him and help explain his worries. That he can talk through what would ease those worries.
And he can take Steve home afterwards. He can lay him down on his bed and call him beautiful. He can murmur his love against Steve’s belly, still awed by the knowledge that their baby is growing in there.
I need to stop coming up with new fic ideas until I finish more of the old ones, but I just love this one too much, so let’s go back to the beginning—
Keep Me Close
“Well, well, well… It’s a honestly surprise to see your royal hair-ness, to what do I owe the pleasure?”
“Munson, can you not?” Harrington says with a roll of his eyes and a bitchy huff as he slouches into the clearing.
“Struck a nerve? Got it. You want your usual?” Eddie riffles through the baggies in his drug box, pulling out the pre-rolls to wave in Harrington’s general direction. “Twenty bucks.”
Harrington doesn’t even look at the baggie, eyes locked on Eddie’s face. “I didn’t come here for drugs.”
Now that doesn’t make any sense. “Then you should go.”
Eddie waves a hand, shooing him. Hottie jock omegas don’t come to him for anything but trouble, and the safest sort of trouble with them is drugs. “No need for royalty to slum with the peasantry.”
“Munson, shut up.”
“I don’t think I will. You came into my space, Harrington, I call the-”
“I know you’re failing just about everything, but I thought you were at least paying enough attention to know I’m not ‘King Steve’ anymore.”
“Harrington-”
“Christ! Am I that invisible that you don’t even notice me? I thought you kept an eye on the freaks and outcasts.”
Eddie’s mind us racing, trying to remember the last time he saw Harrington at a party. The last time he noticed him in the halls.
They’re in the same English class, but it’s not like Harrington raises his hand all that often.
“Is this about Wheeler? Because that was really shitty how she just-”
“It’s not about Nancy!” Harrington takes a deep breath to compose himself, but it only kinda works. Eddie worries he might start crying. Instead he says the most insane thing Eddie can imagine. “I came here to ask if I could blow you.”
Eddie freezes for a long moment, ears ringing, trying to understand the words that came out of Harrington’s mouth. Not that they’re difficult words. It’s the context. Because what the actual fuck?
“Why?” is all he can manage once he can make actual words.
Harrington shrugs. Kicks at the dirt. “What’s it matter? Do you want your dick sucked or not?”
Eddie may be a freak, but he’s not a virgin. He’s not super experienced either, but he’s gotten jerked off a few times for discounts on weed, even blown once for the same reason, but this still feels so far outside of the realm of possibility and his hackles are still up.
Then Harrington’s tongue darts out to wet his lips.
Eddie’s blood starts rushing south and he notices the sweet-tart scent of cherries on the air.
“You aren’t wearing blockers,” he states, trying to at least maintain a façade of control.
“Don’t like ‘em, figured I didn’t need ‘em for this…”
Eddie figures that’s fair. He doesn’t care for blockers either; he’s always found life easier when he can interact with scents fully, but HHS doesn’t want a bunch of horny teens stinking up the hallways. “Seems like you’ve thought this out.”
Harrington shrugs, still staring Eddie down.
And the thing is, Eddie is a teenage alpha. Of course he wants his dick sucked. But he can’t just say yes. “What’s in it for you, Harrington?”
He swallows and finally looks away. He shrugs again, not answering. Instead he blurts, “Steve. You can just call me Steve.”
Okay. This Eddie understands. Steve Harrington is lonely. And desperate.
And smarter than Eddie would have ever given him credit for.
Slowly, Eddie closes the distance between them and reaches for Steve’s hand, lifting it to his face and inhaling deeply, that cherry scent so much richer from the source. And growing sweeter by the second, calling out for attention and affection. “You want a trade, Steve? You blow me and I get a taste of your cherry pie? Or maybe you want my knot? Your fingers not good enough now you’re single.”
Steve bites his lip.
He nods.
An hour later, Steve’s naked and sated in Eddie’s bed, the alpha curled protectively around him as he sleeps.