substitue for love

|| storm || 28 || they/them || || dogs, punk, bucky barnes, & billy loomis ||

[kushblazer666]

[queerbit]

[insert-content]

non-binary?? that's like if a man and a woman had a child

[crazy-brazilian]

[kosmogrl]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

And why did the value plummet, Marissa? Why did it plummet?

[red-mercer]

Would like to know how exactly she wouldn't fuck up Netflix or Hulu

[sreegs]

Yahoo thought Tumblr would be the next PDF

Yahoo’s grand plan for Tumblr was to turn it into a “next-generation PDF”

They didn't really get it.

[noctumsolis]

What does that even mean? PDF as in Portable Document Format?

[sreegs]

i cannot stress enough that i dont think yahoo even knew what a pdf was

[virdigrishammer]

you left out the best part of that article. the poor yahoo emplyees at those meetings were just as confused as the rest of us.

[magic-and-moonlit-wings]

#brb saving my tax forms as tumblr posts

[kosmogrl]

[pityboy]

affirmations for when you have to send emails

[wizardarchetypes]

one time when I was a barista I was telling my coworker that I suddenly really missed cows. I used to work with cows all the time back home and then I moved away and suddenly it had been four years and nary a cow.

15 minutes later this old guy came up to the counter with his address written on a napkin & he said “me and my wife have a whole herd of dexters and a couple of new calves. come on over any time”

so after work I was like ok fuck it & I drove to the address and I parked at the gate & I walked down the driveway to the barn and this woman was like “oh my husband told me you might stop by! come see our cows” and she introduced me to every single cow. made my whole week.

thank you cow couple

[malicious-spellcaster-420]

um yeah I pull bitches. pull bitches into my dark realm of terrors

[beemovieerotica]

when doctors ask if i have any history of cancer in my family and i have to say that yes my grandmother had 2 types of gastrointestinal cancer and they're like oh wow okay so we'll keep an eye out for that but i'm like no it was probably just all the nuclear radiation and they're like ok hm ok what the fuck do you mean and it's very weird seeing the look on american doctors' faces when you have to explain to them that believe it or not atomic bombs were dropped on this earth 2 generations ago and it did have consequences

[sadclowncentral]

the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him

[tree-whispering]

[oneheadtoanother]

[machine-unlearning]

You can't leave out his actual description of Hannibal

"The late, great, Hannibal Lecter" rolls off the tongue so well despite neither Hannibal Lecter nor Anthoney Hopkins being dead

[stuckinapril]

hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back

[inthesensethat]

[sunflowerslut]

[kosmogrl]

"you need to let it go" that would be really cool, unfortunately I'll take it with me to the grave

[yourtongzhihazel]

[thisbibliomaniac]