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The South Island Tomtit of New Zealand (Male pictured)
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"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.
the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.
this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.
therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:
- being a cow
- being an almond
- being a woman
- being a coconut
- being in the omegaverse
- being an oat
(list is exemplary and not finite)
in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.
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Twenty-one tons of potatoes are up for grabs at Potato Palooza on Monday.
The nonprofit’s set to receive a donation of 21 tons of tubers this weekend from suppliers in the Midwest. Hoping to get the starchy vegetables to people in need, the nonprofit will host a “Potato Palooza” event on Monday in Park Hill. “Anyone is welcome to come. They can bring tote bags, wagons, you could back up your pickup truck if you wanted to,” Hissong said. The event is 9 a.m. to noon at the Park Hill Food Recovery Hub, 6090 East 39th Avenue, on July 27.
This is the dream
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People near Denver, Colorado.
Potato alert. Potato alert.
Free food. Unlimited free potatoes.
Potato alert.
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This concludes this broadcast of the emergency potato system.
Event: Potato Palooza
A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.
#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus
I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious
A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)
Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.
I couldn't get these two and their dynamic out of my head, @gallusrostromegalus I doodled them (guessed on their collars)
OH MY GOD MY CATS HAVE FANART
phm is decently popular in japan and i mostly see this when i check twitter and see accounts posting pictures of handmade rocky plushies that are so fucking round looking it brings a tear to my eye
he keeps me sane
If Ratatouille mechanics were real, there would be a whole market of businesses offering the services of operating rats to people who want them, and it'd be like how bees produce honey. People in the rat business would be so exhausted of having to explain over and over again that no, the rats aren't being exploited. If the rats didn't like how they're being treated, they would simply not return. There's no goddamn way to force a rat to be so passionate about playing the saxophone that they'll figure out how to puppeteer a human to do it for them. All that the business does is finding a way to put that specific rat in the hair of someone who's about to go on stage.
The rats 100% think the businesses are being run for their benefit and worry about the humans being exploited.
A rat manager who is a rat and deals on their end of the deal is exhausted of having to explain over and over again that look, an average fully grown adult human being is like 200 times your weight, their hands are very fast and they can throw things better than you want to imagine. If one of them things didn't want you in their hair, you're not going to stay there for long. You'd be yote out the window in two seconds flat.
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My favorite part of this post is that it implies Fred is the one saying “FUCK” because we know who typically says the other 4 things
would y’all ever date someone with the same name as you?
I’m sorry for adding directly to a post but I went to a wedding once where the groom’s name was Loren and the bride’s name was Lauren and at the end the officiant was all “introducing Loren [surname] and Lauren [surname], husband and wife” and the entire assembled lost it
also sorry for adding on but at my high school there was a Dominic and a Dominique who were dating and everyone just called them “Dom and Dommer” which is honestly the funniest shit ever
My parents are both named Terry (spelled differently) but I’m pretty sure that’s one of the reasons my mom never changed her last name.
People would call and ask for Terry and child me would be like “boy or girl?” And they’d panic and hang up. My mom found this endlessly amusing.
Why would you leave this GOLD in the tags??
Had to submit it to the tags for peer review
Waldinneres (In the Forest), 1933 painting by Hans Emmenegger
Thank you @nuka-rockit I was actually going to ask if anyone spoke German and if that translation, which came from Wikipedia, was any sort of accurate. Fascinating. Titles are so important.
Tess is very very determined and nothing is going to stop her from doing what she wants.
Escape attempt foiled by own desire to nom
The linked article
This article is genuinely insane. I learned to read at the same time and it was completely different. I was taught to sound out the words and if I came across a word I didn't know, they did suggest we use context clues to figure out the meaning, but it was also made clear that that was not a perfect solution and the best option is always to look it up. But seriously, just a memorizing? That is inside.
I taught English as a second language for over ten years. In order to become a proficient reader in English, most kids will need to be explicitly taught phonics. To become proficient in Japanese, you need to learn radicals.
Three-cueing is essentially crutches that help you get by but let you down eventually. It's very common when learning a foreign language, I misread kanji sometimes because I pattern-recognize based on context instead of really looking. The solution is to do some proper studying, but I don't wanna.
It's also interesting that this sort of contexual confabulation and pattern-recognizing is how LLMs work. Not sure what to do with that.
Absolutely fantastic article, but I do want to say that this...?
... Is absolutely terrifying in the context of all other anti-intellectualism happening right now. This guy is STILL pushing his 'observations' while denying evidence that it doesn't work.
#the part where he says it doesn’t matter if a child reads horse instead of pony bc the meaning is the same is.. particularly dire 💀#it’s immediately obvious that this doesn’t work as soon as books don’t have pictures in them ???
Good thing that there aren't any texts where subtle differences in meaning are important or anything like that.
ALSO HE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN DYSLEXIA
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I think that this is a runner up for the scariest section:
This last one comes pretty early. But I think this should get the medal of being the scariest. It's short. It's simple. It's like the poison dart frog you see on a leaf. Which is why I am only showing it know.
I think you needed to marinate a bit, but also I think it's a great jumpscare to realise that this was in roughly the first third. This was not some type of final, terrible secret only found when wading deep. They will readily admit this, no not only that, this is part of the sales pitch!!!
You read (or heard) it folks! Actually knowing the text through reading is over, bye bye!
But to be more serious here. You will, as a human being, inevitably come across many topics that you may not be familiar with. Now, a cute romance book or light reading novels might not be very complex and therefore not have too many issues cropping up due to you not understanding something.
However, daily live, vital parts of it, are constantly made up of complex topics. Imagine, your whole basis on understanding text hinges on trying to equate this new word with an old word. The example of pony into horse has it's issues already, but if you are currently reading only for fun, this is not world ending.
This comes to it's disasterous end when you:
Have to navigate legal documents.
Have to navigate forms for various important things like job applications or higher education.
And especially:
Navigating medical topics.
Medicine is already a difficult thing. In german one of the popular dictionary brands called Duden has a whole dictionary specific to medical terms, word structure (pre- and suffixes and more) and even abbreviations. This is because medicine is not only a highly complex topic, but also because a lot of the words have direct latin or english roots. This makes something like Three-cueing very difficult.
Many new words, but they are completly alien. Aortic dissection? Thrombosis? Diabetes? What can you possibly find with the same inital that would fit the meaning of these words?
The way this method is decribed does not sound to me like a competent and confident native speaker. As someone who accompanied many immigrants to medical stuff "as a family friend" for translating the german speaking staff, this sounds like when they have just learned the very basic first things on the language and are trying desperatly to understand by themselves what a doctor, nurse or pharmacist is saying.
Similarly, this first impulse to find an equivalent or similar word being trained into you is terrible. It should be you trying to understand the word based on words and structures and phonics you know. And if this fails it should be to ask the person in front of you in the clinic waiting for you to read the sheet that tells you of the risk of anesthesia. It should be looking up and learning new words. It should be asking for someone to say a sentence out loud for you. It should be that you get help if you need it.
Not to simply guess, skip and hide the lack of understanding and avoid all texts.
This instinct is very similar to a behaviour common with people that are (functionally) illiterate. Due to the largely existing disdain against people like this and the ridicule everyone offers if not being able to do a supposedly easy/basic thing quickly turns into hiding the illiteracy by attempting to make out some words, listening closly to what the other person said additionally and repeating it back, or simply nodding along. And most importantly: never asking. This draws attention. It would mean that their secret is revealed. There are a lot more people who are functionally illiterate than you belive. They normally hide. But they are affected by it daily.
This turns into people going for decades not being able to properly read, driven by shame. This is very destructive to their lives. Any text is a foreign thing, never to be understood. Forms, books, notes and writing become almost to completely insurmountable obstacles, driving the avoidance even further. Not going to the doctor's office because you won't understand the notes they give you and the forms you need to fill. Not being able to properly navigate a new place by reading street signs. Not being able to get a drivers license.
The only way out is getting the oppertunity and accepting it. This is very difficult, especially if the illiteracy has been present for decades. Behaviour has been driven in, like not asking for help or clarification, since this could expose you as not being able to understand what is written. Other factors like not having gone to school, poverty, working in jobs where this is never apparent (making hiding seem easier for the person than attempting to try and find a way out), living in very isolated conditions, isolation in general and bad experiences when asking for help only add to this.
A child learning to read should never be taught these behaviours. A child that is taught this will have difficulty later on due to self reinforcing behaviour. They will not ask for clarification, not understand something like an assignment, try to wing it based on what they think the assignment says, hide this and not consider asking questions, fail, will get scolded or the bad result alone is enough to trigger shame, this shame will make it even less likely that they ask for help now or later, etc.
This is a spiral that can, unless they break out of it themselves or are lucky to get someone who recognises this and helps them (and they accept), only go downwards.
You should not basically set a child on it as if it was a rollercoaster.
The people making millions of profits off of school districts buying their bullshit should be completley exposed as profiting off something increadibly vital to life as we live it and be barred from selling or even being seen as a proper source. Actual scientific validity of what is taught to teachers should be questioned a lot more.
This happens because the people who can directly intervene are completly clueless. Meanwhile the people who believe they are right against all evidence can just live in their la-la-land, completly unaffected.
This should not be happening.
This sounds very similar to my experience w/ people with aphasia.
Basically, people with aphasia often didn't have any serious language difficulties growing up and they remember what they were treated like back then. Only suddenly, they can't produce or comprehend language (often after a stroke).
Being very aware of just how vulnerable that makes them + the stigma that comes with their new disability, a lot of the focus is on *seeming* like you understand things and not being visibly lost.
This will lead to people just agreeing with things, bc that tends to end the conversation (also common behavior with people who aren't very fluent in a foreign language), not talking much overall and just imitating what others are doing in case verbal/written instructions are involved in any way.
And to be clear, this isn't a condemnation of the behavior: not being able to communicate fluently is dangerous in our society and very much paints a target on your back. I wasn't very fluent in German when I moved here and I remember how much more difficult my life was back then, and even to this day people will sometimes try to use my status as a non-native speaker against me, claiming I just "misunderstood" things, despite the fact I am completely fluent.
As with many problems, these ones are structural, but that doesn't mean there's nothing we can do as individuals. Developing patience for people who don't understand something, be it written or verbal, and taking the time to repeat yourself/explain it in different words is key to fighting against the stigma. Not treating reading/fluency/large vocabularies as a given, and supporting people who struggle with them can also make a difference.
Here’s the new 24 hour comic I drew this year! This one is called THE KING’S FOREST. cw: blood, violence
How the fuck did you make that last panel say so many things without using any words at all that’s so fucking cool.
meows at you loud as fuck. meows at you loud as fuck again