I was thinking about how an episode of the office would go during the pandemic (assuming everyone still had to come into work.) and it’s actually pretty hilarious.
Michael would hold a meeting in the conference room about the dangers of Covid. He would try and hang out masks, giving the gay pride one to Oscar, and Oscar would ask why he has to wear that one. And Michael stutters and says he doesn’t he was just the closest to him. Ends up tossing it to Andy.
Michael would also have to explain to everyone why they are essential workers and have to come to work. Getting upset that people don’t think paper is essential.
Dwight would refuse to wear a mask because he’s stronger then some dumb virus. Survival of the fittest he says
Jim would prank him somehow, ending up getting him to wear a mask. At some point him and Dwight would be wearing three to four masks each
Creed would be in the background just wearing his mask on his forehead
Ryan would say it’s all a scheme by the government
Maradith would be at home because her kid would actually be in a lot of danger if exposed to Covid
Angela would have a cat mask
Kevin would come up to reception to get some candy and eat it right there. Pam would ask him to put his mask on, to which Kevin would say, “but Pam, if I had my mask on, I wouldn’t be able to eat the candy.” And Pam would reply, “how about you take the candy back to your desk and eat it there?” And Kevin would say, “really?! Ok!” And take the whole jar.
Phyllis would have a little Etsy company going where she makes cute masks and sells them online
Stanley would have a mask that says, “I’m essential.”
Kelly would be upset that people couldn’t see her beautiful face, until Michael tells her that Beyoncé wears one or something.
Just so much potential! Please comment more if you have any.
