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the more i talk w/ leftist friends the more i start to realize that they think culture is only defined by food or "traditional" (i.e. "ethnic") garb and nothing else
mentioned how white americans do in fact have a common culture and they genuinely thought i was joking. culture isnt something only granted to the Cool People of Color. just feels like among progressive groups there's this dichotomy created in which only the virtuous oppressed minorities have culture and anyone who is privileged some sort of void cultureless being
When I visited Chicago, the very first thing to weird me out from the airport was… how almost everywhere had revolving doors.
I’m Australian. Sure, we do have those doors, but the vast majority of places in Sydney are automatic sliding doors or old-fashioned manual push/pulls because we don’t need to block out the cold and wind the same way here.
So every day I experienced a culture clash with something as basic as what doors were normal for me.
Americans who say they don’t have a culture are plagued with defaultism beyond belief. Culture isn’t just made up of costumes and language and the largest stuff, it’s constructed of a billion small things you do every day that you never even consider could be different because that’s just “normal” to your daily life. No one has no culture just because they’re not adhering to the biggest markers they can consciously recognise.
Yes, I have these saved for exactly this reason.
I love my grandmother dearly but also sometimes I can’t take it anymore
“I went into Walmart today and it was like walking into another country” she said.
Because they were speaking Spanish. Apparently.
Grandma, this is the US. A room of people speaking Spanish is this country.
This woman lives in a region that’s almost 50% Hispanic and she’s still surprised when she hears people speaking Spanish.
Dear Grandmother, with all due respect, what the actual fuck.
Fun fact I just learned: The US has a Spanish-speaking population larger than the entire population of Spain, making it the second largest in the world after Mexico
Yes this may be an English speaking country but it is also a Spanish speaking country.
And that’s just counting people who speak Spanish at home. The US doesn’t count how many people speak multiple languages so we don’t know how many fluent second language Spanish speakers there are 🤷🏼♂️
This reminds me of my racist grandpop(rip, outside of his flaws, he was a good grandpop)!
He also used to be this way but about any "minority".... Up until "the incident".
My oldest sibling is my half sister from my mom's previous relationship. My mom is white and her old fiance was black, making my sister a mix race baby.
Apparently we were visiting for a family reunion with my dad's side of the family(all white) when "the incident" happened. I was like 3 at the time and have no memories of the event.
My dad said that everyone was talking in his dad's living room when my oldest sister came in and asked my mom to re-tie her hair since it came loose while playing.
Just as she finished fixing her hair, my grandpop said something along the lines of "that N***** hair" or "she's a cute kid even with that N***** hair" (the exact words have been lost to time) and you could hear a pin drop.
Thankfully, my oldest sister had not been exposed to any hate speech up until this time in her life, so she had simply thanked my mom and ran off to go play. But the way my dad tells this story...
He said he had never once been scared of my mom in his life, except in that moment. He described it in the same way one would describe seeing something otherworldly and possibly demonic crawling out of a corpse.
My mom told my grandpop he was going to come into the other room with her for a minute. They both disappeared for several minutes while everyone else kind of had awkward conversations for a while before they came out of the bedroom.
Grandpop then apologized to the room, found my oldest sister and told her he had used a bad word when talking while she was there and apologized for doing so, and then stayed relatively quiet for the rest of the trip.
He also apparently had NEVER used that kind of language again according to the rest of the family.
To this day, no one knows what she said to him! Apparently she was too angry to talk about it at the time and later had simply forgotten most everything because my mom has one of the shittiest memories of man kind!
Anytime people talk about "if you could see one moment in history, what would it be?" I think about that and how badly I want to be a fly on the wall for that.... Conversation? Dressing down? Idk what to call it, but like, damn.
"It’s pretty late so I can’t read this entire 60k fic, I’ll just check out the first chapter 🥰" <- dumb bitch who has never once learned from her mistakes
SCIENTISTS ANNOUNCE DISCOVERY OF NEANDERTHAL BISECTED BY DEVIL BLADE
A new study published on neanderthal remains discovered in Iberia in 2024 appears to confirm a controversial idea: that devil blade technology was not unique to Homo sapiens.
The 59,000 year old remains likely represent a male of about 25 years of age. Isotopic analysis of his teeth from a previous study suggests a diet largely composed of freshwater fish and mollusks, and the intact parts of his skeleton reveal signs of healed fractures to his left arm and temple. Most significantly, his remains were found in vertically bisected halves deposited on their sides about a meter apart.
“When I first saw the photos from the excavation, all I could do was just say, wow, wow,” says Chunt Sanders, principal author of the study. "The fact that this man's body was cut this way was already striking, you know, as far as we know, this type of damage could only be performed with a devil blade, which itself made this a huge find. But it was the level of mastery that really struck me. It wasn't just a clean cut, it was a perfect one. I don't think even the best 30-year adept could split a human body from skull to groin so evenly, with so little fragmentation. This is the work of a true master."
While it may never be known whether the remains represent a devil bladesman who died in combat with a fellow wielder, the fine detail of preservation gives some clues to this neanderthal's last moments.
“Based on the positioning of the remains, we believe this individual was bisected by the blade wielder and continued to walk for a moment before his body slid apart in two pieces, probably spraying blood everywhere,” Sanders says. “His halves were then rapidly covered by silt, which allowed for this remarkable state of preservation.”
The fossil halves are in a near complete state of articulation and conserve granular levels of detail, allowing for microscopic analysis of the cut bones to be performed. The results are consistent with typical devil blade shear patterns, though further study will be necessary to estimate the exact size and weight of the blade.
The age of devil blade technology is heavily disputed. “We know behaviorally modern humans have used devil blades for at least 30,000 years, as evidenced by the Devil Blade Sorcerer of Chauvet,” Sanders says, referring to cave art depicting a composite bison-human figure decapitating a mammoth with a sword the length of their body. “...But it’s an open question when exactly we first developed the use. The evidence we have from upper paleolithic rock art shows that highly sophisticated techniques were already in practice at this time. The first human adoption of the devil blade likely occurred much, much earlier.”
Highly controversial evidence of early devil blade technology dates as far back as 350,000 years ago, with the finding of a fossilized antelope carcass in present-day Kenya that some claim suggests human butchery with a much finer, stronger blade edge than could have been produced with a Sangoan industry hand axe, though studies have been inconclusive due to the fossil's heavily eroded condition. Definitive evidence of devil blade technology only begins to appear on the archeological record much more recently, well into human behavioral modernity, yet the uniform global distribution of devil blade use in the upper paleolithic suggests potential for Homo sapiens acquisition of the tool occurring prior to dispersal from Africa.
Also debated is whether Homo sapiens had a monopoly on devil blade technology, or whether this tool is one we shared with neanderthals. Some eagle carcasses associated with neanderthal camps have been claimed to suggest butchery by devil blade to harvest wing and tail feathers, with some paleoanthropologists further speculating that the preferential use of such a physically taxing tool over equally capable flint tools may indicate a religious rite. More conservative takes dismiss the concept of neanderthal devil blade usage altogether due to a much more scattered and inconclusive record of the technology in neanderthals than in contemporaneous humans, with most unambiguous finds of devil blade butchery of possible neanderthal provenance occurring at sites Homo sapiens also occupied.
The exact origin of devil blade technology, and whether its usage was exclusive to Homo sapiens, has been a subject of heated debate. This finding sheds some light on the matter.
“The notion that neanderthals were too ‘primitive’ to use the devil blade is dead in the water. The notion of, “oh, maybe they had devil blades, but they were probably just using simple beginner techniques they could copy from watching training duels between young Homo sapiens”, is dead," Sanders says. "This is strong evidence of mastery by neanderthals independently of Homo sapiens, long before our species settled the Iberian interior.”
Sanders is confident that further discoveries - and re-examination of previous evidence of paleolithic devil blade technology - will shed more light on the deep history of the practice, and the role it played in the lives of neanderthals. She's also hopeful that this finding will mark a shift in popular perception of our closest relatives.
“I think we want there to be something more than our DNA that makes us human, that separates us from every other species. We say, art makes us unique, self-adornment makes us unique, language makes us unique, devil blade technology makes us unique-and then we find evidence that, nope, neanderthals probably had these things too! We've come a long way from early portrayals of neanderthals as brutish simpletons, but there's still a long way to go, and so much to learn,” Sanders says. “These people lived in very tough conditions as small bands of foragers, and yet here there is evidence that at least some neanderthal groups had members wholly dedicated to learning the devil blade, a costly process which would have removed wielders from the subsistence labor pool entirely. That's a big deal. Here, 59,000 years ago, some devil blade master invested a lifetime into careful tutelage of a student, and that student achieved sufficient mastery of the blade to bisect another person into even halves. There’s nothing more human than that.”
I've been thinking about this scene in Artificial Condition where MB meets ART for the first time. ART threatens MB to make sure MB doesn't attempt to hurt it.
Then Murderbot shows it what punishment from a governor module feels like.
ART can't feel pain. It can't understand human physical pain any more than it can understand human media. Murderbot has to help it translate these things into data.
This is ART's first experience of pain. It goes silent for three whole minutes and then it immediately apologizes to MB.
Later Rapport (short story) shows us how ART is suddenly more gentle towards human trauma. This moment must have been so pivotal for it.
We could have stopped here
why would you ever outsource fun to chatgpt? are you stupid? you can make mediocre shit by yourself too.
you're missing out on all the crazy euphoric moments where you execute an idea flawlessly, sending it to your friends and feeling the genuine happiness at their reactions to something you made authentically. you're robbing yourself of something beautiful.
and I get it, writers block, artists block, depression can really be terrible, but once you break out of it (and you will) it will feel like climbing Mount Everest.
peace and love on planet earth! you are saving the environment AND you’re cool!
WE ARE PROUD OF YOU!!!!
was at the public pool yesterday and i kept looking around at all the women with fat and rolls and stretch marks and discolouration and cellulite and scars and thighs that bounce and bellies that jiggle and it's like wow. literally Everyone has these features that society is trying to convince us are evil and unnatural. idk it just really put things into perspective for me. highly recommend checking out your local public pool
Y'all.
I did some digging.
The word that led to all this was "scry".
Shit be wildin on threads this week
You should also be able to figure out what a text is saying without understanding every word. 90% of the time you'll do just fine even if a word is unfamiliar. You should be able to understand the meaning of a word through context, or at least the meaning of the sentence or paragraph. There are some rare instances where the specific word is crucial, but most of the time it's not necessary to understand the text.
This is a skill you are taught in foreign language classes btw. When you get to a certain level, they give you texts with words you probably don't know yet, and you have to summarise the text without looking any of them up. It really helps with your literacy skills. I can really recommend picking up some books with unfamiliar vocabulary and trying to understand it without looking up words
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your tags are very correct and also read like poetry to me
it is actually so important to me to be alone at my house
wattpad really gave ao3 a huge free promo with their new policy update that makes things even worse for their users. so to all the people who are now moving to ao3 due to this…
welcome! here are what you need to know about ao3 and how it’s the complete opposite of wattpad
trigger warning for the mention of contents that are allowed on ao3 that can be triggering to some.
ao3 is a non-profit organization. it’s run by fans (people like you and me), for fans.
fans donate to the site on their own free will to keep the site up and running smoothly.
ao3 is not a social media. it is an archive.
ao3 doesn’t have ads. it doesn’t have algorithms. it doesn’t have “going viral.”
everything is endlessly free on ao3. there is no “ao3 premium.” you will never see a single ad on ao3, and you can download as many fics as you want to read offline for free.
ao3 doesn’t have an app. and ao3 doesn’t need an app. any “ao3 apps” you see are third-party apps and are not affiliated with ao3, so be careful giving these shady apps your login infos or other personal information.
ao3 was built with the main purpose to 1.) be completely against censorship and 2.) host fics that are banned on other platforms like wattpad.
the reason ao3 doesn’t have an app is because for it to have its own app, appstore and google play store will have to approve it first. and due to the contents ao3 allow, chances are that it won’t get approved. which is actually a good thing. it doesn’t need an app. it works more than fine without an app.
on ao3, every single thing is allowed as long as it is fanfic or fan work (original works, fan art and video edits count as fan works, but if you want to post a video edits on ao3, you will have to post it elsewhere and then link it back to ao3 — ao3 cannot host video edits on its platform due to copyright issues)
by every single thing that is fanfic, I mean every single thing:
the filthiest smut without plot that is written purely for sexual pleasure is allowed. it has its own canonical tag called “plot what plot, porn without plot.”
fics that focus on non-consensual sexual intercourse are allowed, doesn’t matter if the fics glorify or romanticize the act, doesn’t matter if they’re written as kinks. they have their own canonical tag called “rape/non-con.”
fics about characters who are minors are allowed, even if they’re portrayed in a sexual manner, even if they’re non-consensual sexual intercourse. even if the minor characters are romantically and/or sexually involved with characters who are adults. even if they fics are written in ways that glorify and/or romanticize the thing. they have their own canonical tag called “underage sex.”
fics about incest are allowed. doesn’t matter if they glorify or romanticize the relationship. they have their own canonically tag called “incest.” fun fact: the first ever fic that was posted on ao3 was a fic about an incest ship from supernatural.
fics about self-harm and suicide are allowed. doesn’t matter if they glorify or romanticize the act. they have their own canonical tags called “self-harm” and “suicide” also “suicidal ideation”, “suicide attempt”, “implied/referenced suicide”, etc.
fics about violence and gore are allowed, even if they were written for the sake of shock value. they have their own canonical tag called “violence”, “blood and gore”, “blood and injuries”, etc.
rpf is also allowed. doesn’t matter if the content of the fics are dark and taboo. they’re treated the same way as any other fics.
every single dark and taboo fic you can think of is allowed. and it has its own canonical tag. because it is the main reason why ao3 was created in the first place.
“but what do I do if I don’t wanna see fics about xyz?” you can filter out any specific tag, character and/or pairing you want.
“what do I do if I wanna find fics about xyz?” you can search for any specific tag, character and/or pairing you want.
a lot of ao3 users rely on tags to search for specific tags, pairings, characters they want. they also rely on tags to filter out and exclude specific tags, pairings, and characters that they don’t want to see.
ao3’s tagging system is by far the most efficient one I’ve ever seen.
on ao3, our main principles are “don’t like don’t read” — which means YOU have a responsibility to curate your own internet experience. yes, ao3 allows all kind of messed up fics, but they also allow you the ability to NOT see anything you don’t want to see, by filtering out specific fics, pairings and/or characters.
no. you cannot harass authors who write about things that disgust you. you can and will be reported for harassment, and ao3 takes harassment very seriously. they will not take your side. because fucked up fics are allowed on ao3—fucked up fics are the main reason ao3 was created—whereas harassment is a direct violation of their terms of service.
ao3 is a house of the freaks and the perverts (affectionate). you ARE in the house of the freaks and the perverts. so don’t think about harassing or being rude to the freaks and the perverts who built this anti-censorship house and are kind enough to let you in.
ao3 is proship, profic, and anti-censorship.
any writer can write whatever they want, however they want. the only etiquette is that you tag your stuff properly and accurately
mistagging for visibility is heavily frowned upon here, and it won’t get your works more views. people will either block or report you if you deliberately mistag things with the purpose of getting your fic more views. as I’ve said before, ao3 is an archive. it’s not a social media. it doesn’t have algorithms or going viral.
if you come across a fic that has the tag “creator chose not to use archive warnings” it means the fic may or may not contain topics that can be triggering, but the author won’t tell you what these topics are, or if there are any at all. so proceed at your own risk.
that said, because ao3 is a non-profit site that hosts millions of works about others’ copyrighted characters, you CANNOT link a monetization platform anywhere on ao3, you CANNOT mention any donation, commission—or anything that involves money—anywhere on ao3. no, you cannot imply donation, commission, or anything that involves money either. that is against their terms of service.
and because ao3 is a place for fanworks, the “work section” of your post has to actually be fanwork (fanfic, original work, fan art, link to a video edit count as fanwork). anything that isn’t fanwork is not allowed.
you cannot post something on ao3 that is not fanwork. so no political statement, no call-out post, no “I’m looking for fics about xyz”.
ao3 is anti censorship as long as what your post is actually fanwork and as long as you don’t violate their terms of service that I’ve mentioned above.
ao3 has their own team of lawyers to protect them, their users, and every fanwork that is posted on their platform.
last but not least, don’t write directly onto ao3. write and store your works elsewhere before copy and paste them onto ao3 once they’re ready to post!! because ao3 does NOT autosave drafts for you, you risk losing everything you’ve typed if there’s a glitch, if the site crashes or if your device unexpectedly shuts down for whatever reason.
that’s all for now. have fun and happy writing/reading!
may you one day soon find the courage to open the tubberware container in the back of the fridge inshallah
@abx5 how does it feel to have single handedly saved the lives of thousands?
#put it in the deepest and coldest part of the freezer for a few days before dealing with it #it wont save you but it will minimize the stench
#if it's plastic throw it away#the mould is in the plastic now I'm sorry it's ok just throw it out#if it's glass do the freezer trick and clean it (via @sleepymccoy)
I feel like this will save a few more people.
We need to bring “read another book” type energy to like, fandom in general, and I’m not joking.
If you could go back 20 years an get people, at scale, to expand their taste in fiction beyond Harry Potter, we would not be here right now.
People focusing on the Harry Potter series on this post are missing the point.
The point isn't that Harry Potter itself is the problem, it's that a large fandom obsessed with one work, and only one work, to the exclusion of all other works, combined with a rapturous devotion to that specific creator, resulted in a socio-political landscape where one very popular author of children stories can single-handedly swing a society into a genocide.
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He pulled in the parts of himself that drifted in the dark water that perhaps wasn’t water, to concentrate his being back into his own body. Except his body wasn’t there.
Got reminded again of my old coworker who was a massive misogynist but also trans inclusive. Told me he believed trans women are indeed women because "only women would be stupid enough to want to be women"
I wonder what he's doing now
He also aggressively corrected himself whenever he accidentally misgendered a trans guy we knew because "there's already more women than men in the world, the more numbers we steal from them, the better." Did that even when the trans guy wasn't around.
I need to point out that he was completely serious btw. This man had no sense of humor if he tried.
He was a cook at the restaurant/bar I was a bartender at, and almost punched a costumer once because he overheard him talking about how women belong in the kitchen. Told me he thought women should stay out of kitchens, that cooking is a man's job and when I asked him what he thinks women should be doing, he went quiet for a moment, then proceeded to explain to me the following
"I trust a bitch to run a kitchen as much as she can run a country, they should do shit like plumbing. Or electricity. Something you can just learn to do and don't need to lead, you know?"
Apparently women are good at "fixing shit". He claimed that he doesn't trust male plumbers or electricians except if they're gay because "something most be wrong with you if you want to go fix other people's houses, that's that maternal instinct"
Love that you guys seem to like the stories about my Guy, here's another. (also for context i need to say that english is not the language he spoke, and when i say 'fag', i'm using it for our version of the slur. Our Guy insisted that that's just how you call gay people in our language (it isn't))
We had an openly gay coworker who looked like it (crop tops, dyed hair, make-up) and he was often harassed by the waiters from the football bar next door. The gay dude had the same name as the Guy, who insisted that we would specify the he isn't gay, so they just became "Name" and "Not Gay Name". He was fine with that.
Oh he also once went on a rant about how he respects our gay coworker more than "those other fags" because "at least he has the balls to look like a fag, yknow? None of that sneaky shit where you can't tell if they're trying to fuck you or your girlfriend." When I then told him I was bi, he looked me over and called me some slurs before telling me that I don't need to rub it in that I can get both. Then he asked me if I think he's hot and when I told him no, he informed me I should stick with women because I clearly have shit taste.
He once accidentally bullied one of our younger waitresses out of an early eating disorder she was developing before working there (she told me about it after)
Boss gave us one meal from the menu a day as a job bonus, and we had this very shy seventeen year old working with us who was already nervous around men, but Our Guy was a 6'3 dude who only stopped yelling and cursing when he was not speaking at all. If he was the one cooking that day, he'd peek out of the kitchen an hour before he'd start closing it up, and would shout at you if you haven't ordered your meal yet because he hated cooking once he already cleaned. The waitress was scared shitless of him, and so whenever he would yell at her to "fucking order already", she'd panic and just pick something.
She didn't eat much but the first time she tried to throw out almost the whole plate, he got so personally insulted that he berated her for not picking something she'd like, and demanded to know what he did wrong. He got really upset about apparently not being able to cook something that this kid would like and I'm pretty sure he started putting in extra effort to make sure she would eat it this time? It lead to him quite literally standing over her like a hawk when she ate to "see her reaction" and demand an immediate review to see what he can improve.
She later told me that it she was so scared and awkward around him back then that it kind of overrode her fear of food, and that she still sometimes pretends she's back there, when she feels a bad episode coming on, so. He did do something good for the world i guess
Our Guy met a nonbinary person once when my friend came to visit me at work. He was just on a smoke break so I had to introduce them and when I said "They're visiting" he got confused and asked us how many people are there (and then threatened murder if they dare order something while he's on a break). I had to explain this man what a nonbinary person is, he thought about it for a second, called the whole thing "fucking stupid, there ain't that shit in nature" and then proceeded to very mockingly refer to them as (our language equivalent of) "your majesty" and use the pronouns you use for people you're supposed to respect (which is genderless and very formal)
My friend thought he was really funny before I explained to them that I'm pretty sure he thought he was being mean (but hey he it wasn't misgendering so yay)
Then (after his break) they ordered a vegan sandwich and we heard him cussing them out about how "they should pick a fucking struggle". Later I asked him about it and got told that "how much shit can you deny yourself? Cheese, gender, the fuck's next?"
"Cheese, gender, what the fuck's next?"
I like how his issue isn't with the "that shit ain't in nature" thing he mentioned, but the idea that being nonbinary is some form of self-deprivation and that they deserve a gender like everyone else.
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What a FASCINATING person
Adding OP's final addition so we can get it all in one reblog chain.