Sep 21, 2021
[in the police station]
Pepper: I’m here for Tony.
Officer: Who’s Tony?
Pepper: You must be new here.
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[in the police station]
Pepper: I’m here for Tony.
Officer: Who’s Tony?
Pepper: You must be new here.
Peter: I want to sleep for the rest of my life
Tony: That’s called a coma
Peter: Sounds fun
Tony: Kid no-
*Phone Call*
Tony: I don't think this is gonna work out.
Peter: Mr. Stark please, I'm sorry-
Tony: No, No, I can't do this.
Peter: Mr. Stark Please-
Tony: No! If you can't tell the difference between a snowplow and a lawnmower you have bigger problems!
Shuri: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Tony?
Tony: … No.
Peter : I do!
Shuri: I know, Peter.
Peter : I’m sad!
Shuri: I know, Peter.
Steve: what if our phobias is how we died in our past lives
Wanda, in the kitchen: I KNEW THIS MICROWAVE LOOKED FUCKING FAMILIAR
Peter P: you're too old to be a clown.
Bucky: I'm 35, you little c*cksucker.
Tony: Don't talk to him like that! He's only 15! *Peter starts to cry*
Bucky: And I'm telling you, that d*ck ain't 15.
Tony: Get out! Stop dancing!
Bucky: *does the middle finger and dance*
pepper: tony you can not just fly to mars to rescue the opportunity rover
tony: you can't say that, you don't have all the facts
pepper: which are?
tony: i love it
Tony :-- I wanna do the thing
Stephen :-- the thing would have consequences hitherto undreamt of so don't do the thing
Steve:-- no don't do the thing
Sam:-- yeah Steve right don't do the thing
Bucky :-- what even is the thing
Thor:-- you midgardians and your things. Besides , you're two weak and powerless to do the thing.
Bruce :-- Doesn't seem like a good idea but why don't I help you do the thing
Clint :-- why don't you fuck off with your thing and leave me alone
Natasha :-- im with Clint but if you wanna do the thing just do the thing
Tony :-- okay so I'm gonna do the thing. Peter get the thingdoing stuff
Pepper :-- Tony don't do the thing
Tony :-- obviously the thing sucks I'm not going to do the thing
Peter:--
Peter:-- but I got the thingdoing stuff.