Tim: the only time my exercise ring closes when I’m wearing my watch is when I’m *starts jerking his hand*
Bruce: what-
Bruce, cringing: why did we need to know that?
Jason: why doesn’t it close when we’re on patrol or fighting?
Bruce: yeah?
They all reflect back to the last mission.
Tim’s sat criss cross applesauce in the middle of the floor with cat eared headphones on while he played Nintendo switch.
Every time a bad guy began to come close to him one of his beefy male family members came swooping in to instinctively protect the baby. Other times, one of his equally beefy sisters would fly in and protect him like feral animals.
His sisters were far more stronger and terrifying.
Tim: yeah.
Tim: I don’t know.
Tim: you think I’d have more, seeing as I do all the work.
Steph, rolling up her sleeve as her gorilla strong biceps pop:
Believe it or not, these quotes take , like, ten to twenty minutes to perfect. Especially the more popular ones. The shit ones come out of my ass faster than













