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Choji Akimichi Domestic Headcanons

Topics around Food and Nutrition Mentioned, No Reader Pronouns

𓆃 A wonderful husband who didn't think he'd get married, let alone find someone as wonderful as you. Choji genuinely considers himself lucky to have you.

𓆃 Your marriage will revolve primarily around a healthy relationship with food. And how could it not when Choji is the ULTIMATE HOME CHEF.

𓆃 You got little glimpses of it when you were dating, but now you get the full experience as a married couple.

𓆃 Choji actually makes most meals. No matter what meal or the time of day, he always carves out time to prepare food. And while he's perfectly content doing this alone, he always prefers when you help out in the kitchen.

𓆃 He's making gourmet breakfast, lunch, and dinner. And if he's not making it, you're eating out at a good restaurant.

𓆃 One of your wedding activities was for guests to write down their favorite restaurants and what they recommend from the menu, although, Choji already knew most of the places on the list.

𓆃 (It was still cute. The box sits on a shelf in your kitchen next to an entire compilation of take out menus.)

𓆃 You love making games, whether it's playing "Cooking Contest" and getting experimental in the kitchen or rating different restaurant appetizers out of 10.

𓆃 Choji has a deep knowledge of what sort of balanced plate works for his plan. He's an expert on nutrition and body health at any shape, meaning dishes are mixed and matched.

𓆃 You can have greens with a side of homemade chips one day and lean meat with tofu the next. Or just a bag of fast food. Because you both understand that it's okay!

𓆃 A part of him has always been insecure about his size, and a part of him wondered if he would find someone. Being with you and being able to share food with you has made an undeniable impact on Choji.

𓆃 At least, that's what Choza told you once.

𓆃 He's perfectly squishy and gives the best hugs. Choji is very warm, and it's very difficult not to fall asleep on him when you're cuddling on the couch.

𓆃 Will give you the last bite.

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[pfft-yikes]

Hi love your lee takes <3 what are your thoughts on kind butterfly boy chouji? 🥺

I love him with all my heart give me an excuse to write about him and I absolutely will 😤

If you want a nsfw version/add-on just say the word 🥴

Choji: In a Relationship

Choji IMMEDIATELY knew he had a crush on you, but didn’t do anything about it

He doesn’t think anyone would ever like him back

Eventually he gathered his courage and just blurted out his feelings

To his surprise, this was how your relationship started ✨

You best believe mans will win your affection through good food

Knows all the best places to eat, and relaxing areas to sit and enjoy it

He pays a lot of attention to what you like and dislike both with food and anything else, like favorite flowers, hobbies, things that catch your eye, etc.

If you have any food allergies he will ABSOLUTELY make sure your order doesn’t have anything in it that will make you sick or give you a reaction

Loyal as FUCK, won’t even bat an eyelash at other women also because he’s oblivious to an extent

Doesn’t realize how flirtatious he is with you

But when he does intend to flirt; buckle up buckaroo.

One time he pulled you in by the waist and grabbed your hand, bringing it close to his lips

He looked you dead in the eye and said “As long as you’re mine and I’m yours, I’ll never let anything harm you.”, then he kissed the back of your hand

All of this happened because a kid almost hit you with a kickball and Choji moved you out of the way LMAO

Like come on now, home boy got no business being that suave

Innocent sweet bun ✨

Scary as hell when he notices other guys hitting on you, he has mastered his death stare

His parents are the SWEETEST, they love to talk with you

Mrs.Akimichi loves having you around the house and likes to teach you new recipes

Mr.Akimichi likes to teach you self defense and walk around town with you

Choji likes to bring new snacks he finds while out on missions and taste test them with you

He carries you around everywhere, he loves to spoil you

Always grabs you in a bear hug and twirls you around

No matter how tired he is from his missions, he makes you and his family his priority

You know how exhausted he actually is (he tries not to show it), so when he comes back and visits you promptly tell him to take a nap and start cooking for him

He usually wakes up when you can start smelling the food, but when he’s had an especially rough mission he’s out like a light until you’re completely done cooking

The first time you did this for him he wanted to cry, he couldn’t believe you’d go through the trouble of making his favorite dishes for him when he comes home

Now he’s used to it; he’s still just as appreciative as the first time though and always makes sure you know it

Everyone was actually shocked that you didn’t live together LOL

All your friends assumed you did from how much time you spend together

Choji used to be nervous just asking to hold your hand

NOW, he will literally scream down the street that he loves you

Shikamaru has to chaperone him when he says goodbye to you before leaving for missions

This is because he takes forever to leave, he doesn’t like having to say bye to you

YALL HAVE THE CUTEST HANDSHAKE

Like on some my-boyfriend-is-my-best-friend type shit, y’all are absolute menaces to society

It’s worse when y’all are hanging with Naruto

Choji likes to run his fingers over your hand

LOVES it when you sit on his lap

It’s cause it’s easier to hold you and kiss you that way uwu

You like to sleep in his shirts and he finds it hella attractive

You like to decide on things with little games like Rock Paper Scissors or Slapsies/Tennis

You both lose your minds over it when you lose

If we get a little more on the spicy side, hot d a m n.

Mans knows how to treat you right 😮‍💨

Overall, Choji is a wonderful boyfriend and always does his best to do right by you and make you happy

It’s like you both live in your own little world with each other, and everyone knows it. They’re happy to see him be loved and appreciated

No one can really separate you two, and no one would want to anyway (:

[ransprang]

Hello If it is not too much of a bother I would like to request a Naruto matchup.

I go by they/it pronouns and am pansexual/asexual.( I don't really have a gender preference)

I am a very quiet and awkward person. I am very insecure and tend to tell jokes when I am uncomfortable. I tend to bottle up my emotions and don't like showing them in front of others. I come off as aloof or rude to people because I don't like talking. When I am alone or with someone I trust (I have trust issues, so I don't got many of those) I am a very chaotic person who tends to swear a lot. I hate the way I look, so I am almost always wearing a face mask.(I get really nervous and anxious without it) I don't like people seeing my face.

I like to watch movies and listen to music. I mostly listen to kpop. I like to read and build legos. I also like to bake.

I don't like when others put people down for who they are.

My love language is (giving) gifts and (receiving) words of affirmation.

your naruto match up is....CHOJI!!

- Choji’s cool with rude people as long as you don’t call him fat :)

- You and Choji would have lovely chaotic synergy together

- Face masks are pretty normal in the ninja world so he wouldn’t judge you for it

- Choji would worship you for baking. He would compliment the shit out of your skills and eat everything you make. The akimichi clan members need to be good cooks to sustain their diet so he would help you in the kitchen too~

yours face masks, 

admin san & sar

[vbee-miya]

[Rating Anime Hair]

✥︎ choji, deidara, haku, and hashirama || m.list

type: rating + headcanon

warnings: slight swearing

a/n: this is all just my opinons if you disagree it's fine. if you want i'd love to hear your opinions about this.

Chōji Akimichi

He’s got great locks of hair I will admit.

He’s definitely got thick hair no doubt about it.

He wouldn’t bring hair ties. He doesn’t know how to use them.

I genuinely feel like he takes care of his hair just a bit. Like just a bit.

Like if you were to slide your fingers down his hair you won’t be stopped by constant knots.

Maybe some knots, but they’re not like the complicated ones that you either have to detangle or just you know just cut it

But despite that his hair looks soft and fluffy. Definitely something that looks fun to play with.

His hair probably either smells like barbecue or barbecue if you stuff your nose closely in his hair.

overall rating : a solid 8/10

Deidara

He borrows hair ties and always get them lost.

You can’t change my mind.

Unlike Chōji his hair is more on the thinner side, but it’s the fluffy thin.

I feel like his hair if you were to slide you fingers through them they’ll go down smoothly.

He probably wakes up and does his hair.

It’s most likely not too complex, but a good brush in the morning and he’s fine.

Despite all the things I’ve said I also feel like he’d also get a fair share of his bad hair days and his hair would feel like dry clay.

I don’t know how many of you are reading, but have you ever played with air clay and sculpted it.

But somewhere during the process your hair gets like clay stuck onto it. Especially if you don’t tie your hair.

So without you knowing when it’s time to clean up yourself there’s like little dry chunks of clay on like a strand or two of your hair.

So yeah I feel like his hair would feel like very thin dryed up clay that make little chalk or white ash like traces on your fingers.

His hair would smell like dry clay. Idc

Update Spoiler: but during the reanimation jutsu that Kabuto does during the war his hair is so fluffy FOR WHAT

overall rating : a solid 278/10 or a 2/10

Haku

As flawless as his hair looks it’s gotta be frizzy.

I mean the Village of the Hidden Mist?

More like the Village of the Friz.

I’m funny laugh at that.

Anyways wouldn’t that like friz up your hair?

Despite Haku having pretty thin like hair I feel like there’ll be some strands of hair that’ll be out of place because of the climate he’d live in. And the type of hair he has.

Like it doesn’t matter if he brushed his hair well or not there’ll be strands of hair just sticking out or just like floating.

If you were to slide your fingers down his hair it’ll feel dry and rough. Because of the frizz-ness.

His hair? Yeah the smell would smell like water or like mist. Which in my opinion simply smells like the aftermath of a rain storm, but in this case just a subtle smell of that.

overall rating : a solid 6/10

Hashirama Senju

He’s got great hair *chefs kiss*

Well maintained.

Of course I wouldn’t expect anything less from a Hokage. I mean he’s got to look presentable so maintaining that hair is a must.

Look at that gif his hair is flowing so flawlessly

If I were to slide my hand right through his hair it’ll be similar to Chōji’s.

There might be some little knots because... war.

But it doesn’t hurt to just brush it away a tad bit.

Bad hair day doesn’t exist for this man. When he’s not at constant battle his hair is just yes

Very soft and silky like.

His hair probably smells like wood or sweat

overall rating : a solid 12/10

currently on || part two || part three || part four || part five

[scenariosofkonoha]

Sasuke retrieval team members + Lee & Sasuke taking action when their kid gets a contagious disease?(polio or scarlet fever maybe but idk what diseases exist in their world) And if you got time add scenario of their angst if their kid died from it?

Ah, immunocompromised children and infectious diseases. Love it. I could potentially write a sad scenario of the Kiba or Sasuke one. 

Naruto (measles)

Initially, he didn’t understand how such a mediocre disease could have impacted his daughter as much as it did. There was a reason that they called it a “childhood,” disease. You got it when you were a kid, and then you were fine. Yeah, you were out for a couple days, but you were fine. 

Unfortunately, his daughter was not going to be just fine.

It came on fast. One day she was running around, tracking mud into the house as she tried to catch the neighborhood cat, and then the next, she wouldn’t get out of bed and had a high fever.  Yet at that point, Naruto didn’t put much thought into it. She had a fever, it wasn’t uncommon for kids to get them. 

But it gets worse. She barely stays awake and when she is, it’s evident that she’s struggling. Her breathing is rapid and labored, her fever never breaks; this was the beginning of the end. 

There’s so much guilt; if he had given more time to her, if he had taken her to the doctor, if he had been the parent that she deserved… then maybe she would still be tracking mud into the house... 

Kiba (RSV)

It’s his baby and he’s so fucking angry. Absolutely seething. 

Everyone always thought that he would be the most laid back parent out of them all, and to a point, this is true. He lets the child explore and discover the world on their own, but when it comes to other’s trying to meddle in the child’s life, he won’t tolerate it. 

Kiba’s always been on the protective side of his child in times like this, particularly when they're an infant and cannot help themselves, so the fact that a grown adult put his child at risk and now she’s suffering because of it, has him livid. If he knows who was the person who ended up giving her RSV, he will tear them to shreds. To be so selfish and cruel to subject a mere infant to this pain… 

His grief first manifests as anger, but as the hours pass and the prognosis becomes grimmer, the anger is replaced with pain and the almost unbearable notion that he may leave this room without his baby girl. That he may return home and never hear that cheeky giggle again…  

And this is where the sorrow begins to nearly paralyze him and he remains silent in the small room, just watching over her- a mere 9 month old baby, inundated with tubes and wires as she lies motionless in the hospital crib. 

Neji

Neji did not play. His kid was already immunocompromised, and so was not taking any chances with ANYTHING. 

When he was first informed that his child was immunocompromised, his already watchful-and sometimes overbearing- tendencies shifted more towards their health rather than the political strife of their family. He knew what symptoms to look out for, he knew what common occurrences diseases came from, he knew it all. 

Truthfully, his child probably has the best chances of surviving, because Neji is so quick to act. 

Though, let’s pretend that they probably won’t make a comeback, that they will die at the hand of something that was so preventable…

It’s something that Neji will never be able to forgive himself for. Neji’s failed before, but there is something about this failure that he will never be able to shake. He’ll be constantly reminded of their suffering through nightmares and a never ending sense of negligence he had for them. In his mind, he knew that they were at risk and he knew how to ensure a safe life, but he didn’t...

Shikamaru (Flu)

He didn’t think too much of it at first. Shikamaru was always a firm believer that he really didn’t need to take his kids to the doctor unless they were on death’s doorstep. Kids were usually pretty tough. Yeah, their immune system was still in the works, but he couldn’t even count all of the times that he had been sick as a kid and had gotten over it.

But the days where the little one was sick dragged on, and they didn’t get better. Still, Shikamaru didn’t think to take them to the doctor. A cough is a cough and a fever is a fever; there’s nothing more to it- or so he thought. 

To make it even worse, his kids didn’t really want to bother him with how truly terrible they felt. Thought he would just brush them off, because it’s just how he is. 

Yet suddenly that small fever has turned into systemic organ failure and no matter how hard the doctors try to save them, there’s nothing that can be done. 

And as they tell this to Shikamaru, he’s still in denial. It doesn’t make sense… it was just the flu… 

Choji

He’s such a worrywart. Yet even with this, Choji actually probably handles this the best out of everyone in this bunch, because the second his little one starts to act off, he knows something’s up and will make them rest. 

Choji will take time off himself and tend to the child. No need to worry, Nurse Choji is here to save the day.  

Can make chicken noodle soup fit for gods. 

Honestly, your best survival rate is with this man, because he validates his children and won’t give anything else another thought until they are on the mend. 

Sasuke (Whooping Cough/Pertussis)

What did he do wrong? 

That’s the question that’s constantly replaying in his mind. He’s positive that it’s his fault. It’s his fault that his baby won’t stop coughing. It’s his fault that they can barely breathe. It’s his fault that they’re now hooked up to oxygen and the prognosis is far worse than he’d like to admit.  It’s all his fault. 

When she was born, there was something new inside that he had never had before. There was a sense of urgency and importance that he had to protect her. Her life was in his hands. Never had he truly been responsible for another person, but now a tiny infant depended on him, and so he had promised her that day that he would protect her. 

Yet he’s unwillingly broken that promise...

He never leaves the baby’s side. He barely sleeps. He just waits and internally tries to make a deal with whatever celestial being is out there that would allow for her to live. Others try to support him, but there’s no use. He’s like a timed bomb- one will go off when that EKG flatlines.  

And when he cracks, it’s something that you’d never wish on anyone.  

[uchiha-senshi]

if I could ask for some Kankuro and Choji sfw headcanons? just things cute and cuddly for these dorks that you can come up with!

I CAN’T SEE KANKUROU AS VERY CUDDLY FAM MY B

SFW

♥ Ah, I think he’d really love if his S/O took an interest in his face paint! And let him paint their face as well. He’d even be willing to let his S/O paint his face; he’d love to see the designs they come up with. 

♥ He’s not the most romantic guy–flowers and chocolates seem pretty corny to him, plus in Sunagakure, they’re not entirely practical–but he tries to give his S/O unique gifts. He’ll design cute little puppets for his S/O.

♥ He really tries to take a vested interest in what they’re into, no matter how incongruous it is to his personality/appearance. Like baking–can you even imagine Kankuro in an apron asdfghjkl; But if his S/O is into it, he’s down to try it at least once. 

♥ He cracks a lot of jokes that only he finds funny, so you can often find him chuckling to himself. If you laugh at them though, he’s absolutely winded. He’ll turn to you so fast he’ll get whiplash. “Y-You like that? You really think it was funny?!” Probably the only time you’ll get to see Kankuro flustered.

♥ Okay, but if his S/O is someone who has a period and/or cravings, he’s totally the guy to glare menacingly at anyone else who stares for too long at the market. He doesn’t want you to feel embarrassed while shopping for feminine products, or even while you’re filling your shopping basket with the oddest combination of pickled radish and whipped cream but also because he’d rather die than be seen carrying those things

♥ He’s into the idea of matching jewelry with his S/O? Something lowkey, like matching rings. They’re usually studded and/or skull rings. 

♥ He’s weak for head rubs. He won’t outright ask you for them, because that’s lame. But maybe he’ll sigh a lot and mention how his head aches in passing. Coughing meaningfully. Hoping you take the hint. 

SFW

♥ If Choji likes you, he’s always going to offer you the last bite of his food. Choji sharing is something he never does with anyone else. He also loves to try out new restaurants with you. He thinks food tastes much better with someone he likes. 

♥ He likes to spoil you. Anything you want, he’ll offer to buy it. Even if it’s something you stare at in the window for too long, he’ll bring his wallet out. He takes it a little far sometimes, and may end up broke.

♥ He’s just overall a very sweet boyfriend, okay. He probably has like a month’s supply of your favorite snacks at his place just in case you come over. 

♥ He’s so fun to cuddle with. Very soft; his stomach is a great pillow. Choji makes sure his bed is filled with lots of pillows for maximum comfort. He really likes lazy cuddle sessions in the morning and afternoon. 

♥ He’s so shy to hold your hand during dates. He gets nervous thinking about if you even want to be seen around him. Squeeze his hand, give him that reassurance that there’s no one else you’d rather be with. 

♥ Embarrassingly, he’s given a lot of thought to your future together. He definitely considers marriage early on in the relationship, and fantasizes about your future house, kids, and life together. It’s just a sign that he cares for you deeply.

♥ Although he can be kind of lazy with training practice, his S/O cheering him on is the best motivation. He loves to show off in front of you.