#cringy af

[jan-likes-jam]

Hc's of One Piece Men as dad's / having a pregnant S/O

Reader could be any pov. We support M!preg ♡

List of characters: Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Law, Ace.

Tw: Pregnancy.

Fluff, a bit of angst.

Go check part 2

My first ever post about headcanons, please, if you enjoyed this silly thing, vote. Even comment suggestions ♡.

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Monkey D. Luffy:

★ Yes. He knows how children are made.

★ He probably didn't understand at first what it trully meant to become a father though.

★ Responsability striked probably way too late.

★ He realised when he saw you not being able to defend yourself. Probably in danger.

★ After that, he would try to be more careful, when he fights, he asks the crew to take you away or shielding you from any threat.

★ It amused him nonetheless having a child on the way, and asked a lot of questions, even if you yourself didn't know how to answer.

★ He gets really frustrated seeing you in trouble during pregnancy, like cramps, morning sickness, cravings and trouble handling emotions.

★ He is poorly socially aware and an impulsive talker. Probably would accidentally make rude or out of pocket comments that don't suit your delicate situation.

★Wouldn't know how to properly show you support when you felt your mood swings and have self steem issues. Tends to say dumb shit to make you laugh though.

★ "It's okay to be fat, you are eating a lot!" ... "Wait, why are you crying more?!"

★ At the end of the day he is excited to meet his child.

★ Everyone hopes the baby doesn't take after Luffy. One is enough.

★ Doesnt know anything about children. But is willing to try his best and learn.

★ Will give you heart attacks at seeing him holding the baby wrong or playing with it like a toy.

★ Would 100% stretch his arm from the crib to the bed as he placed the baby and now had his hand trapped under it's tiny body, too scared to remove it and wake the poor thing up.

Roronoa Zoro:

★ Couldn't believe it when you announced it to him.

★ Lowkey was affraid at first. Didn't feel preppared for a responsability like that

★ Felt actually bad as he thought how to break the news to you about how he "wasn't ready" when the baby was already on the way.

★ The first time it kicked he was napping. You yelled across the ship for him to come feel it kicking.

★ Since that momment he fell in love with his unborn child.

★ Doesn't like to show how excited he is. Always trying to act nonchalant and tuff before the crew and other people.

★ In private likes to speak to your belly like the baby is a complete functional person.

★ "It's a restless one" you say, an uncomfortable smile on your face as you caress your swollen belly. "Yo, little rascal. You are not even here and you are already causing trouble?"

★ Zoro cracks a smile every single time.

★ When the time for your delivery was coming closer, Robin made him scared saying how living in a ship and the stressful life of a pirate ship could make your water broke at any time.

★ Since then, he can't nap properly, high alert all the time and tense.

★ Once born, the restless nights made him literally his sleep schedule even more chaotic than it already was.

★ You found him once asleep on the Galley, empty baby bottle in one hand, your child in the other cuddled against his chest, both heavily asleep.

★ That image was the cutest thing you've ever seen.

Vinsmoke Sanji:

★ Oh, he passed out.

★ He got so shocked and excited he cried like a baby.

★ After crying his eyes off, he hugged you the strongest he has ever held you.

★ "I love you so much... thank you for giving me this chance. I promise I wont dissapoint."

★ Kisses your forehead good morning and kneels down to kiss your belly, even when the bump was barely noticeable. Every. Single. Day.

★ Tried to stop smoking. He doesn't want to intoxicate the air you're in.

★ Now he only smokes late at night on Sunny's deck, alone with his thoughts.

★ Usually catches himself smilling at the idea of having a gorgeous baby girl, to raise her like a princess (he doesn't mind a boy, he just rlly wants a girl)

★ Cooks you ANYTHING you want, ANYTIME you want.

★ Top listener and comforter.

★ Whenever you are havin self steem issues he knows exactly how to comfort you.

★ "No, no... My dove please don't cry. You are the most beautiful creature I have ever laid eyes on." ... "Don't be rough on yourself, in my eyes you are even more gorgeous than ever." ... "Of course I would still love you, you are carrying now the All Blue of my heart in your womb."

★ Everytime you do something that takes an extra effort (like step on a ladder, carry a lot of bags, or play rough with Luffy), Sanji is already there, softly guiding you to take a seat and lecturing you on not being too rough on your precious body.

★ Held your hand throught the whole delivery, didnt complain a single time.

★ Had the sweetest, most calming aura ever. Helping to ease your stress.

★ He held your guy's baby and silently cried, hoping not to wake up the poor child nor you, as you rested.

Trafalgar Water D. Law:

★ Tbh he has mixed feelings.

★ Even with the baby already delivered he wasn't excited. It was bittersweet. You were fine, that made him feel at ease. But now he had to take care of a new life with you. Each time he thought about it a lump got stucked in his throat.

★ Not like he doesn't love you and the child doesn't make him happy. He is proud of how for you both have come, and the fruits of your labor.

★ He just felt a huge unease at the idea of becoming a father.

★ After all he's been through, and all he's seen, it felt almost like a sin to bring such innocence into a cruel world like this.

★ However, when he steps into his private quarters to see you feeding your guy's child, all the guilt dissapears.

★ He didn't really feel touched during the whole pregnancy, usually occupying himself with work. It wasn't until he actually held that tiny baby, with it's chubby hands held his finger to try and suck it.

★ After a while the baby was there, and everything just... settled down, he couldn't speak about how bad he felt for being so distant during the pregnancy.

★ One day you found him changing a diaper and softly smiling as the baby looked at him with a funny face.

★ "Look what the sea brought in." You teased. A grin on your lips, but your eyes filled with love.

★ Instead of getting annoyed or ignoring he hugged you, pulling you into a warm embrace.

★ "Hope one day you can forgive me..." Is all he said before kissing your temple.

★ He is not a very affectionate dad. But expresses his love the best he can.

★ The crew loves that baby, they play with it every time they can. But pannick the second it cries.

★ Surprisingly clingy to it's papa. Law's calm aura makes the tiny thing get at ease.

Portgass D. Ace:

★ You tried to keep it a secret fro a while. But of course he noticed something was wrong and you had to tell him.

★ You hoped he would comfort you and tell you something like "We'll get through this together."

★ He pannicked with you. Both of you sitting in the Moby dick's bathroom having a shared meltdown.

★ After a while decided to keep it. Tough decision. You guys were still too young.

★ Ace felt guilty. Having the blood of Gol D. Roger, and having a child on the way made him feel like he was repeating the story. But this time, he was going to make it right.

★ Went to talk to Marco about it. Expecting guidance, got his ass whooped instead.

★ Later that day, both of you were getting the biggest lecture about safe sex.

★ Whitebeard wasn't particularly happy, but refused to lecture you and Ace about it.

★ A couple of months later everyone was overjoyed. Ace being the happiest. Throwing celebrations, plans, a baby shower even.

★ He took this opportunity as a life mission to prove himself that, even if his biological father was never there, and probably never even cared about him, perhaps not even his mom, he would be different. Better.

★ Tried to learn his best about babies and parenthood. Even asked all pirates he knew that had children for advice.

★ Everytime he had to leave, he hugged you tightly and kissed you until your lips were tired. He caressed your belly, even pressed his forehead against the bump.

★ Always offering a big smile, he said "Don't bring trouble. I'll be back soon. Stay safe."

★ Sadly, at his excecution whitebeard absolutely forbid you to be any close to Marinefort. You were in no state of stepping into the battlefield.

[onyxdagay]

Ok I don’t know if this is a thing yet but I have a new headcannon that Crowley has a fetish for being called ‘Nice’ and ‘good’. Yes yes I know it’s cause he’s a demon but let me swim in the gutter.

Edit: ok ok I get it I’m slow and it’s all over ao3 yall I just got in this fandom and am trying and failing to avoid spoilers and no, I’m not looking stuff up about it on tumblr I’m just posting

[marysueisjesus]

“鱼糕玩耍时间” said Suo Chinesely in Chinese with his Chinese clothes and his Chinese name and his Chinese face and Chinese accent with Chinese music playing in the background.

“Where did that music come from?” Sakura asked, missing how Chinese Suo is.

“我来自中国兄弟” Suo Chinesed Chinesedly. The Chinese music in the background got louder.

“I’m getting Kiryu.” Sakura said, but Kiryu walked in richly and spoke money money green green 🤑💸.

“Money hard cash funds.” Kiryu said like the richy McRicherton he is.

“WHat” Sakura said, voice cracking.

“ 💸💰🤑💲💎” Kiryu riched richly

“是的，我明白” Suo said very Chinese in his Chinesely Chinese.

“Mhm, money money green green.” Kiryu said monetarily.

“让我们亲吻吧” Suo said Chinesely, walking towards Kiryu

“What are you doing now ?!!” Sakura yelled.

“Yes, yes money times. Funding money jewels green.🤑👅” Kiryu answered, fanning a wad of cash.

Nirei walked in

“Finally someone normal.” Sakura said, relieved.

“Notebook, notebook ginger. I have no soul ginger redhead notebook nerd ginger!” Nirei said gingerly, sniffing his notebook like a freak.

“NOOOOOOOO” Sakura screamed, tears streaming down his pathetic face.

“Ginger ginger notebook. Redhead ginger life.” Nirei said

“生姜到了，让我们狂欢吧” The Chinese man Suo Chinesed Chinesedly, pulling Chinese food from his traditional Chinese clothing.

“Money dough that is cold green cash money money.” Kiryu flexed money greenly, blushing dollar signs.

Kiryu and Suo started kissing each other.

“WHAT THE HELL?!?!!>?!!>!?!” Sakura screamed, raising his arms to the heavens.

Sakura fell to his knees, one tear falling from his left eye dramatically.

Nirei joined Kiryu and Suo kissing.

Sakura screamed in terror, his voice hurt and he was in the fetal position on the ground sucking his thumb.

Tsugeura floated into the room

“PROTEIN!!!” he shouted, doing push ups in the air.

Sakura woke up with a start, a scream piercing Kiryu’s eardrums. Tears fell down his face as he processed the nightmare.

Sakura and Kiryu were having a sleepover at Sakura’s house.

“What the hell?! Sakura-Chan are you okay?!!” Kiryu shouted.

“Oh thank God you’re Japanese!!” Sakura shouted, sobbing into his knees.

“I- yes I am? Why-?” Kiryu looked confused, puzzled, baffled even.

Sakura continued unintelligibly sobbing. Kiryu got up to comfort him, still confused as hell.

[frogface0o0]

Pregnant JD?... In a dress?... Yeah... more concept art from my fanfic... I'm just gonna say this now, because I got some nasty comment earlier from someone... I'M NOT FORCING ANYONE TO LOOK AT THIS. DON'T WANT TO SEE IT? KEEP SCROLLING. QUIT LEAVING MEAN COMMENTS. IT HURTS MY FEELINGS... But, for the people who LIKE my art AND my stories on AO3, I made this for you guys :). Hope you all enjoy. Froggyface,

P.S. Yes, I'm working on the next chapter for 'Within the Gated Sanctuary'. It'll probably be posted sometime either tomorrow or Saturday. I'm just really getting into this whole art thing now. My love for the hobby has bloomed once again :D.

[loverofmythology]

It was so gross seeing mr beast on survivor as a guest, and even more gross how Jeff was completely kissing his ass.

After all the controversy surrounding the beast games they still had him on there and talked him up... Disgusting

[polkadotjohnson]

"Can I call you? After chemo?"

Heavy - 2013

[haley-harrison]

The best thing about dating a beautician is the ... Makeup sex.

[lilahardell]

LOVING YOU WAS A HABIT

Hyunjin x reader x Felix

PART 2-First Impressions

Read other parts before this 🤍

Time skip- morning at school

Y/n adjusted her backpack and looked up at the towering school building. It was her first day, and though she was confident in herself, starting over atowed her. Being the new girl always came with its share of attention. Spotting a girl with a warm smile leaning against her locker, Y/n decided to approach her.

“Hi, I’m new here,” Y/n said, trying her best to sound friendly. “Do you know where classroom 3B is?”

The girl grinned. “You’re in luck. That’s my class too! I’m Yeji.”

“Y/n,” she replied, relieved to have met someone kind.

Before they could say more, a sharp voice cut through the noise.

“Yeji, I told you to mind your own business!”

Y/n turned to see a tall, strikingly handsome boy standing a few feet away. His hair was perfectly styled, and his uniform was just messy enough to scream “effortlessly cool.” But his expression was anything but friendly.

“I wasn’t doing anything, Hyunjin,” Yeji shot back, her tone matching his frustration. “You’re the one who’s always butting into my business!”

“Because your business is always a mess,” Hyunjin replied sharply, crossing his arms. His gaze flickered briefly to Y/n, and his brow furrowed. “Who’s this?”

Y/n straightened, not liking the condescending edge in his voice. “I’m Y/n. It’s my first day here.”

Hyunjin raised an eyebrow, his eyes scanning her as if he were sizing her up. “Great. Another one. Good luck surviving this place,” he said with a smirk before turning on his heel and walking away.

Y/n blinked, taken aback. “What’s his problem?”

Yeji sighed, clearly used to his behavior. “That’s my brother, Hyunjin. Ignore him. He’s popular, thinks he’s untouchable, and has a habit of being rude to everyone who isn’t in his little circle.”

“Must be exhausting,” Y/n muttered, watching him disappear down the hallway.

Yeji laughed, nudging her. “You have no idea. Come on, let’s get to class. Don’t let him get to you. He’s not worth it.”

Y/n followed Yeji, her first impression of Hyunjin already set. Rude, arrogant, and way too full of himself. If this was the kind of person she’d have to deal with, her first day wasn’t off to a great start.

The two girls go to class as yeji makes her sit next to her, the teacher introduces Y/n and tells everyone to remain silent.Y/n and yeji almost gt scolded at one point because of talking,as Y/n thinks.. "maybe Korea isn't gonna be as bad as I think"

Recess-

The cafeteria buzzed with chatter and laughter as Y/n followed Yeji to an empty table, her tray balanced carefully in her hands. She was just beginning to relax when a sudden commotion near the coffee station caught her attention.

“Are you blind?” Hyunjin’s sharp voice rang out, silencing the surrounding tables.

Y/n turned to see Hyunjin standing by the counter, his designer shirt stained with coffee. In front of him was a smaller student clutching an empty cup, their face pale with panic.

“I—I’m so sorry,” the student stammered, bending down to pick up the cup. “It was an accident—”

“An accident?” Hyunjin interrupted, his tone laced with disdain. “Do you even know how much this shirt costs? Do you think I have time to deal with clumsy idiots like you?”

The student looked down, visibly embarrassed, as they reached for a stack of napkins. Before they could say anything else, Hyunjin shoved them roughly in the shoulder. The student stumbled backward, barely keeping their balance.

“Don’t bother,” Hyunjin spat, brushing his own shirt as though the stain offended his existence. “Next time, stay out of my way, or you won't be seen with that clear face anymore"

Y/n’s heart clenched as she saw the student’s hands shake while they muttered another apology.

“That’s disgusting,” Y/n whispered under her breath, leaning toward Yeji.

Yeji sighed, her face tinged with embarrassment. “It’s just how he is. Hyunjin has… a temper.”

“A temper?” Y/n hissed, narrowing her eyes at Hyunjin, who was now strutting away like nothing had happened. “He’s rude and entitled. Someone should put him in his place.”

Yeji glanced at her nervously. “Don’t say that too loud. Hyunjin’s... not the kind of guy you want to cross.”

Y/n’s jaw tightened as she watched the student gather their things and hurry out of the cafeteria, head down. Her first impression of Hyunjin was only getting worse.

Y/n's eyes followed Hyunjin as he walked away, his head held high like he owned the school. Her fingers tightened around the edge of her tray as she whispered to Yeji, "I don't get it. How can someone be so... cruel? Just because he’s popular?”

Yeji sighed, poking at her food. “It’s not about being popular. Hyunjin’s always been like that. He has this… reputation, and I guess he thinks he has to keep it up.”

Y/n frowned, her thoughts drifting to her old school. She had been popular too, but not like this. She had been the class monitor—the “goody two-shoes” everyone liked, but also the one who gave teachers headaches with her antics.

She smirked to herself, remembering the countless times she had led harmless classroom pranks or organized late-night study marathons disguised as “study parties.” Sure, she’d created chaos, but it was never out of malice. Everyone knew her intentions were good, even if they occasionally got her a lecture or two.

But this? she thought, her gaze flickering back to the shaken student who had just left the cafeteria. This isn’t what being popular means. Being admired doesn’t mean stepping on people.

She sighed, pushing her food around her plate. “I’ve been popular too, Yeji. I’ve created my fair share of problems, but I was never... this heartless.”

Yeji gave her a sympathetic look. “You’re not wrong, but Hyunjin’s not exactly someone who listens to reason. He’s... complicated.”

Y/n raised an eyebrow, unconvinced. Complicated? He’s just mean, she thought. She glanced toward the doors Hyunjin had exited through, her chest tightening with frustration.

“This school might be new,” Y/n said quietly, “but one thing’s for sure—I’m not about to let people like him dictate the rules.”

Yeji blinked, startled by the fire in Y/n’s voice. “Just... be careful, okay? Hyunjin isn’t the kind of guy who takes well to being challenged.”

Y/n only nodded, her jaw set. If Hyunjin thought his attitude would go unchallenged, he was sorely mistaken.

SECOND PARTT??? YES PLEASE. ITS ALL SO DIFFERENT I LITERALLY DELETED THE OTHER PARTS😭 AND IM WORKING ON FULL NEW ONES WITH A WAY BETTER LESS CRINGE STORYLINE. PLEASEE READD GUYS. BYEEE MWAHH 🤍 (please vote)