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Bucky: You hate Sam, right? Steve: No, I like Sam. Bucky: So we're on the same page.

*Bucky is a vampire*

Steve: Woah. Sign me the fuck up!

Sam: Now is NOT THE TIME TO BE HORNY

Bucky, entering the common room of the Avengers tower: Hey, don't go outside.

Steve: What? Why not?

Bucky: Oh, there's a little bitch outside.

Sam, yelling and banging on the front door: Let me in, fuckers!

Steve: Hopefully Tony's anger will go away in a while.

Sam: He's not angry, he just doesn't like you.

Sam: What are you doing here? Steve: Running away from my problems. Sam: Come on in.

Steve: Bucky did something stupid

Sam *ignoring steve and talking about something else*: -- he wasn't!! He was like "he's gay right?"

Steve *hopeful*: BUCKY???

Sam: and he saw me and he literally just says that to my face???

Steve: Bucky...?

Sam: NO???? Riley

credit @peterparkers-flower-crown

Steve: What the hell? Why did you stab this guy!?

Bucky: You weren't there. You didn't hear what he said to me!

Steve: Alright then, what'd he say to you?

Bucky: He said, 'What are you gonna do, stab me?'

Steve:

Bucky:

Sam: Okay, that's fair.

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