#incorrect steve quotes

[incorrectstevebucky]

Bucky: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Steve: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Bucky: Absolutely not.

[generouslynuttyowl]

[nubsibs]

Steve: Hey, Buck, could you do me a small favor?

Bucky: babe, I would literally kill for you, but go on.

[totallycorrectstuckyquotes]

Steve: WHO is playing the kazoo at 3 in the morning?

Steve: Of course it's Bucky

[avengers-having-fun]

[dropping Peter off at a party]

Steve: Alright, well go have fun or what you kids call it nowadays 'Get Turnt'

Peter: Ohmygod no

Steve: The party's gonna be 'Lit, fam'

Peter: Pls stop

[nubsibs]

bucky, tweeting: I would never say, not even as a joke, that my husband, Steve, is a little bitch and I hate him.

bucky: that is just not true.

bucky: my husband is a little bitch and I love him very much.

[nubsibs]

bucky: *kisses Steve and caresses his cheek lovingly*

pre-serum steve: what's this?

bucky: affection.

steve: that's disgusting.

bucky:

steve:

bucky:

steve: please do it again.

[generouslynuttyowl]

Pre-serum Steve: Well doc, I think I did pretty well in my tests. I'm ready to hear the good news.

Doctor: Mr. Rogers, I'm afraid you are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything.

Pre-serum Steve:

Doctor: You also have several diseases that have just been discovered. In you.

Pre-serum Steve: I see. Are you sure you just haven't made thousands of mistakes?

Doctor: No. I'm afraid not.

Pre-serum Steve: This sounds like bad news.

Doctor: You would think so, but all of your diseases are in perfect balance, canceling each other out.

Pre-serum Steve: So what you are saying is, I'm indestructible.

Doctor: Oh no. No. Even the slightest breeze could...

Pre-serum Steve: Indestructible.