#incorrect winterfalcon

[shortamarble]

sam: must be hard not being able to laugh

bucky: I do have a sense of humor you know

sam: I've never heard you laugh before

bucky: I've never heard you say anything funny

[incorrectmcuquotess]

AJ: You're supposed to pour the milk first! Bucky: No, you pour the cereal first to see how much milk you need! AJ: It tastes better milk first! Bucky: It tastes the same! AJ: Why are you wearing Uncle Sam’s pants? Bucky: Milk first it is.

[incorrect-fandom-quotes]

Sam: I see AJ and Cass finally taught you about shipping?

Bucky: yeah it's cool

Sam: so you have any ships yet?

Bucky, under his breath: sambucky

Sam: huh?

Bucky: oh I said "Same, bucky"

Sam:

Sam: you're bucky

[caslutz]

Sam: bucky, I think you may have ptsd

Bucky: yea I have ptsd, proficient talent for sucking dick

Sam:

Sam: I think we also have to talk about your use of humor as a coping mechanism

Bucky: Sam I don’t think you realize how clever what I just said was-

[extrabigsuperlargeboobs]

bucky: i have a joke

sam: okay

bucky: knock knock

sam: who’s there?

bucky: marry

sam: marry who?

bucky, getting down on one knee: marry me

[karameki]

Incorrect quote

Bucky: Sweetheart?

Steve: yes?

Natasha. yes?

Sam: yes?

[tincanstark]

Sam: Buck, you remind me of the ocean.

Bucky: Why? Because I’m deep and mysterious?

Sam: No, because you’re salty and scare people.

[beanzykin]

Steve:[Tells them the mission plan]

Natasha: that's fun, ancient one

Sam: roger that, artifact

Bucky: of corpse

Steve:

Steve: Buck, not you too-