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◇You can call me Em (she/her/hers)◇
Hi and welcome to my piece of tumblr! I mostly reblog fanworks (art, fics, headcanons, etc), but I also personally post recs of fics I've read.
Top Ships/Fandoms of Mine:
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Did you ever think to yourself, "I wish AO3 looked as pretty as Ellipsus, with the same themes to choose from?"
Well, now you can!
I've created a series of site skins based on Ellipsus themes. Just follow the instructions and copy the code! TRUE VALENTINE
A light mode theme that's described by @ellipsus-writes as "we’re pretending it’s platonic (it's not)."
I made this[ AO3 skin ]just ‘cause I’ve been listening to Olivia Rodrigo’s GUTS🎧I just wanna scream every day…
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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Did you ever think to yourself, "I wish AO3 looked as pretty as Ellipsus, with the same themes to choose from?"
Well, now you can!
I've created a series of site skins based on Ellipsus themes. Just follow the instructions and copy the code! ORCHID NOIR A light mode theme that's described by @ellipsus-writes as "This will end badly (and we both know it)."
Hi Hello 👋
Look at this wonderful Project Hail Mary Ao3 site skin I found
(Ao3 account drop, i don't write but i have a metric fuckton of bookmarks)
Stuff for the site skin:
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For bedtime rules bb!shane: I see you and raise you a child who refuses to get out of bed after being tucked in for the night because That’s Against Bedtime Rules. Signed a child who lost a tooth and almost refused to go tell her parents about even they the tooth fairy def needed to know.
What shenanigans are happening to Shane because it’s after bedtime and he’s Not going to get out of bed? I think he watches spaghetti escape and only mentions it the next morning.
OH GOD WAIT. THIS MEANING THAT WHEN HE *DOES* GET OUT OF BED AFTER BEDTIME, IT MEANS SOMETHING IS VERY WRONG.
which means when yuna wakes up to shane and david having a hushed conversation at 3 in the morning, she's immediately just oh my god my baby what's wrong with my baby something is wrong with-
and then she has to hear that The Snake is LOOSE!!! IN HER FUCKING HOME!!!!!
and shane is in tears and clearly upset because that's his FRIEND!! and he's MISSING!!!
and yuna is trying SO HARD to be a supportive and loving mama to her very distressed baby right now, but internally she is just
Please I am dying, the only cure is the single most pathetic photo taken of Vice
I'm afraid you're doomed, it's impossible to choose just one.
But perhaps........
I just made myself sad thinking about the guys on the Centaurs being super welcoming and accommodating towards Shane and it making Shane paranoid that they are making fun of him in a way that he's not catching.
Like they invite him for drinks and he says he doesn't drink during hockey season and Bood just says "Oh that explains why you're so solid at hockey." Or Dykstra plays music and asks Shane if he knows this song and when Shane says he doesn't, Dykstra just says "That's fair, everyone has their own taste." Or when they have a team BBQ and someone notices Shane's ginger ale, Hayes just says "Ginger ale is so good, I haven't had one in forever!"
Shane is just so anxious (in general) and waiting for the other shoe to drop. He finally tells Ilya that he thinks the guys might be making fun of him and Ilya seems shocked. He asks Shane if he wants him to confront them. Shane quickly says no.
Then the next day, Shane overhears the guys talking amongst themselves (they don't see Shane) saying "Hollander is awesome! Obviously at hockey, but I mean in general! Him and Rozanov are such a good match. I can't believe we get Hollander on our team! I swear my wife has a crush on him. He freaking charms everyone. I thought Rozanov was funny, but Hollander might be the funniest guy I know!"
Shane finally feels fully accepted by the Centaurs. And it's the first time he's felt seen by a hockey team 😭
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I read etiquette and homemaking guides from the 1800s mostly because they're a FASCINATING insight into cultural norms that we often don't think about. I honestly really recommend people crack one of these open at least once--it goes way beyond, like, "what to wear to a ball!!!"
The best ones have advice on decor, how to select high-quality furniture, childrearing, fashion, etc--from a contemporary perspective, and the things the authors feel the need to clarify vs the wild shit that will just casually mention like it's something everyone knows and agrees on is REALLY revealing of the culture and how it's shifted.
And while a lot of the advice is WILDLY bigoted or just outright funny, you'd be surprised how much of it is...just genuinely timeless, and shockingly compassionate.
They ALSO, as a writer, have INVALUABLE resources--because, again, they're talking about things that are so MUNDANE that a lot of the time nobody really sat down to formally document what normal, everyday people thought or cared about--because that's boring! But a book written to provide advice and information to, say, a young woman who's never run her own home before? You can fully expect an entire chapter dedicated to The Types Of Oven, and which features are useful and worth spending money on, and which features are a huge hassle to clean and a waste of space, and what to spend that money on instead.
And like. As a writer who frequently works in the 1800s? Fuck inflation calculators, this is the kind of thing I need. This is absolutely priceless.
Now that being said.
My current favorite 'etiquette guide' in the world is actually like....70% purely practical advice, written by a gentleman the groupchat has affectionately dubbed History's Most Autistic Man In The World, and thank god they didn't have Aderall back then
Because the AuDHD is strong in this one and as a result, in addition to the deeply practical and useful everyday reference points, we also have:
i love every version of shane going to bood's bbq in fics, and it's always so funny when they try to go "just as friends" and cannot keep up the act for the whole night. it's always good and fun and makes sense in the fic, and i always enjoy it, but it's also just funny to see when their whole deal was that they've managed to not tell anyone for a whole decade except for very select circumstances.
it makes me want a 5+1 story with 5 times shane went to a centaurs event as a "friend" of ilya's and the +1 as either him attending as ilya's partner or as a centaur himself.
the first time would be at the end of summer, right after the end of the ottawa summer camp. wyatt asks shane how long he's going to be in town for before he heads back to montreal, and he says it'll be a few more days, and hayes says bood is hosting a pre-season bbq and shane should totally swing by. he's hesitant, but the fact that it's wyatt who invites him and confirms with bood that it's cool vs him clearly tagging along with ilya that makes him risk it.
the boxing day party would probably fall as time 3 or 4? i haven't decided what the others are yet.
but through these 5 parties, shane slowly gets to know the cens and their partners, sees how different the culture is from montreal, gets to know these people ilya talks about for himself, and slowly lets his guard down.
for their part, the centaurs get to know shane as a person better and not just The Shane Hollander™️and they also can't help but notice that their captain, who's always so busy on their days off, is conveniently always available if hollander is also around.
by time 5, most people have figured out that something is going on between them. everyone has pet theories about if it's serious or exclusive or new, but they're trying to tip-toe around it and not let shane or ilya know that they suspect something. it doesn't help that ilya brings anya, and she seems very familiar with shane.
it all comes to a head when wyatt, tipsier than he usually gets at these events, notices that shane is also wearing a chain tucked under his shirt. he puts a hand on shane's shoulder and says "can you just entertain me for a second here?" before hooking a finger under the chain and pulling the rest of the chain and the ring out from where it was tucked away. he looks at the ring close up for a moment before nodding, and saying "that's what i thought." he drops the ring, letting it falls back to shane's chest before saying "thanks buddy," patting him on the shoulder, and moving on like nothing happened. shane is...befuddled, but just shakes his head at his friend and also moves on. he's a little bit panicking, but he's mostly just confused. importantly, he doesn't bother to tuck the ring back into his shirt. a little bit after that, ilya and troy and maybe bood drift over to where shane is, and troy clocks the ring on the chain and says "hey, that ring looks familiar?" and bood agrees, turning to ilya and pulling the exact same move that wyatt did, bringing the chain out of ilya's shirt, showing both the cross and the ring beside it. everyone just stares at the clearly matching rings for a moment before troy says "if you try to claim you got matching friendship rings i'm going to punch you." ilya grins, mock offended, and says "i would never." by this point harris has clocked that something is going on and comes over, taking in the matching rings on display. "holy shit, is this already married or to be--?" he asks. "to be, not yet," ilya confirms. "probably this summer, maybe july," shane says, and it's the first thing he's said in several minutes. after that, for the rest of the night they mostly drop the act. no kissing or outright pda, but they don't really leave each other's sides, and they start bickering half in russian, and they openly refer to anya as theirs (shane refers to her as "our dog" while ilya calls her "our daughter"), and when they leave they don't have to pretend like they aren't leaving together, and they haven't put their rings away again for the rest of the night.
OP: I finally get why travelers in ancient china always brought bamboo flutes with them especially when they went mountain hiking. (cr你真是饿了)
shane hollander my goat
Size comparison of Y’gathok, the Ceaseless Hunger and Bjorn, our level 20 Goliath Barbarian.
Hey quick question: why the FUCK do you have that
Imagine, from out of nowhere, your dm casually slapping this thing down on the table like any other encounter.
“Yeah, the fight will start in a sec, uh…I’ll give inspiration to whomever helps me get this fucking box out of my car.”
https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/7asxci/oc_ygathok_the_ceaseless_hunger_final_boss_of_our/ This is the reveal of this ridiculousness during their game
Please watch this reveal video it’s kickass
FUCK ME the reveal video
“CHRIS??????”
“Um, I don’t think our plan is gonna work.”
Always reblog Y'gathok
always ALWAYS reblog Y'gathok!
Elon finally designed a vehicle and it's the worst one in history. True eyesore. Falls apart. No resale value.
The kicker? The scumbag uses our money as goverment contracts to buy thousands of trucks that never leave the lot so he can sell the carbon credits.
Dead-dead from the beginning.
The cover-up is just such a sad, sloppy indictment on how unserious media and unserious MAGA voters are poison for America.