here, queer, bookworm for years

arcade 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 "Life moves fast. Let's hit McDonald's for McGriddles on the way to practice." ~Ilya Rozanov in a fic

[emi-gelfling]

◇You can call me Em (she/her/hers)◇

Hi and welcome to my piece of tumblr! I mostly reblog fanworks (art, fics, headcanons, etc), but I also personally post recs of fics I've read.

Top Ships/Fandoms of Mine:

♡merthur

♡hannigram

♡tomarry

♡icemav

♡spirk

♡steddie

☆batfam

♡bagginshield

♡hollanov

☆heated rivalry

☆star wars

☆harry potter (also fuck jkr)

☆bbc's merlin

☆tgcf

☆teen wolf

☆the hobbit

☆asoiaf

[aryacontrast]

no but i honestly just can’t get over how big of a deal irondad and spiderson is. tony spent almost a month in space, a place he’s always hated and felt traumatised of, yet the first thing he said when he landed on earth was how he lost peter—like that was a bigger heartbreak than almost dying in the very place that haunted him for years

don’t even get me started on tony calling morgan his second chance, which indirectly meant that his first chance was peter. tony had other kids that he may have treated as if they were his own, but the title belongs to peter because he was the one who flipped the switch and actually caused tony’s change of character

and out of all of tony’s ownerships, edith was his most expensive one ($15B) and he left it to peter with a message that he knew peter wouldn’t get bc it “wasn’t a star wars reference” like oh my god guys ofc this fandom will not die easily when we can come up with so many scenarios out of all these canon events

[kimboboombloom]

anyone notice the quiet dulcet tone Din uses when talking to his son?

[theconcealedweapon]

This is what's so fucked up about "nothing that requires the labor of others is a human right".

The labor is already being done under capitalism. The laborers are already being underpaid under capitalism.

When you propose removing the greedy profiteers and paying the workers a reasonable wage, people call that "slavery" while they have no problem with the current system.

They're not even trying to make sense.

[isuggestrevolution]

i have a suggestion

[robertreich]

This story from @guardian_us was mind blowing to me. What are your thoughts?

[dinsriduur]

thinking about The Rescue, when Din places Grogu down to let him go to Luke and Grogu hugs Din's leg like he does for uppies or when he's scared and how you can feel the amount of restraint it takes for Din not to scoop him back up into his arms again like he's grown so used to doing.

I just know his heart and his mind are at war here.

not exactly the same situation, but Din picks up Grogu in such a way i cannot get over.

and this is his expression seeing Luke walk away with his son Grogu.

all gifs I used aren't mine. full credit to the original makers.

[assignedmale]

[boginyagroz]

the first time ilya takes shane to the club after they get married, he shaves beforehand, puts on a tight black tank top and sprays himself with his fuckboy cologne from the hookup era. shane is already horny for him even before they leave the house — crucially, he loves fuckboy ilya, because come on, he’s been fucking this man for years when he looked exactly like this.

at the club, ilya buys out the entire dj set to only play 2010s club anthems all night long. he wants to give shane the ultimate 2010s clubbing experience he never had, but also make up for all those nights ilya had to spend dancing and making out with strangers and not the one person he wanted. but now he gets to do all this with his husband! who is delightfully hard for him by the way, because shane finds sleazy club slut ilya absolutely irresistible. ilya is gripping his hips, grinding against him, licking his neck and whispering the dirtiest filth into his ear, and shane gets dizzying butterflies he imagines all those girls got back then. and he isn’t even retroactively jealous, because now his ring is on ilya’s finger, and oh god, he gets to be taken home by ilya rozanov! he gets to have all his attention now and get railed stupid by him later!! in their shared home!!! shane is living his dream life, and ilya is right there with him.

[quasi-normalcy]

Every single person I know who did football in high school, without exception, has a chronic injury. Many regret what it's done to their knees and back, even major organs like the brain.

There is no serious legislative push to ban high school football.

[quasi-normalcy]

Also, like, if you want to talk about social pressure on minors to undertake activities that will result in regrettable, irreversible damage to their bodies:

No one, *ever*, tried to persuade me to transition.

My gym teacher tried to persuade me to try out for the football team almost every single day that I was in junior high.

[quasi-normalcy]

#i firmly believe that the reason why concussions and brain damage in general#are not taken nearly as seriously as they should be#is because of football#if we take concussions and brain trauma seriously then we have to acknowledge the risks that children are undertaking at even#high school level football#but we can't do that#because the kids need to play football in high school so they can play football in college so they can join the NFL#This time I'm really gonna queue it.

[astrologamage]

I recently watched this video by hydn called “The Great Concussion Denial” and holy fucking shit. Made me sick to my stomach. The tldr is that it’s all the NFL pushing football on kids but that’s really diluting the story

[animentality]

[iwritelmao]

In honor of Bill and Ted’s history report being today, here’s this :)

[animentality]

[suraks-sweet-tits]

Ilya: Yuna, I was wondering what happens to picture from billboard when they switch it out? Who gets to keep the giant picture of Shane like that?

Shane: Ilya, we are not getting old billboard vinyl sent to our home! *in Russian* And stop talking to my mother about you wanting big photos of me in boxers and a tank top! It's weird!

Ilya: You are so right, moya lyubov. New is much better. Yuna, can we put a condition in Shane's modelling contracts that they make extra copy of billboard for "quality control" and send it to our home?

And, because I love him, Ilya eventually gets his way and it is up in the wall of one of the garages and Shane refuses to go in there. I mean obviously Ilya eventually convinces him to fuck in front of it multiple times but normally Shane refuses to be in the same room as it.

[penandinkprincess]

i'm SO sorry because i do not remember what post it was on, but someone had a reblog on a shallergies post talking about the double whammy of autism (so potential texture issues) and food allergies (further limited options)

and i am cracking up just imagining yuna and david with bb shane at their wit's end because what do you MEAN their baby child won't touch a grape for love or money but won't stay AWAY from the goddamn mango

where does he even get it??? atp yuna is very seriously considering making him a little t-shirt that says, "do not give me mango no matter how cute i am when i ask" for family events

[jimmysownworld]

yuna getting really lovely, thoughtful, sometimes extravagant mothers day and birthday gifts from ilya never really understanding why hes going through all this effort even if she does appreciate it and thinks hes so so sweet for it all, even after the boys tell her and david about ilyas mother and the irina foundation it doesnt fully click for a while. it only comes together on some random day, ilya has a game later that night and he’s had lunch with yuna and david planned for a while and he shows up with the good vodka david likes and this small package of candies that ilya hands to her very shyly for the first time probably in his life, definitely since shes known him, and he explains with shaking hands that they were his mama’s favorite, and it was her birthday today.

yuna feels her heart break a little bit when he tells her that she would have been younger than her, maybe too young for how old her children are considering he had an older brother, but he thought about his mama when he was happy in the hollander home, and wanted to share his mamas favorite candy with the woman who was mama to his favorite person in the world. like they got to meet, in a way. and yuna realizes very suddenly that he does the birthdays and mothers days for both her and irina because she is the closest thing he has to a mother, and she looks at him and realizes with it that he is in some ways still 12, finding his mother, and she has never met a little boy so tall and tired when she pulls him into a hug and doesnt let go till david suggests they get inside for lunch.

[weewoo911]

Loads of Hollanov fics have them getting walked in on while making out etc which is great

But I’d love a fic where one or both of Shane’s parents drop by the cottage for phone charger/laundry pod reasons and find Shane snuggled on the couch fast asleep on Ilya’s chest and that’s how they find out

They’re dressed in soft casual clothes, sleeping like the dead and wrapped around each other like vines and Ilya’s hand is in Shane’s hair and Shane looks so so comfortable and relaxed

Meanwhile his parents are staring slack-jawed at the sight of their son using his archenemy the Russian Rage Machine as a teddybear/pillow

[animentality]