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◇You can call me Em (she/her/hers)◇
Hi and welcome to my piece of tumblr! I mostly reblog fanworks (art, fics, headcanons, etc), but I also personally post recs of fics I've read.
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hihi!! Ive been loving your shallergies posting but im not much of a writer so im doing my part by doodling baby Shane smuggling a mango!!! your descriptions were so vivid I saw the vision instantly :) I hope you enjoy!
THE VOLUME AT WHICH I JUST SHRIEKED WITH JOY AND GLEE OH MY GOD
I WANT TO GET THIS TATTOOED ACROSS MY FACE SO I WILL SEE IT EVERY SINGLE TIME I LOOK IN THE MIRROR OH MY GOD
I LOVE THIS LITTLE MANGOBLIN
THANK YOU FOR HIM
badly made meme with everyone’s favourite little pebble Prism by @sharkfiinn
reblog to throw tomatoes at people who harass/shame others over fiction.
also reblog to give fanfic writers the love and courage to write whatever they want—however they want—forever.
i know in my heart that ilya is a frequent perpetrator of Barnacle Behavior.
does not matter what shane is doing: chopping up a salad, sorting out supplements for the week, actively using the stove where hot oil is involved ilya this is DANGEROUS-
ilya is doing Barnacle Behavior and staying attached to his back. he'll move with him. he'll even fully cross the kitchen with him. but he's not letting go.
and shane will roll his eyes and complain and act like this is SO annoying, but if ilya started to let go, shane would be the one grabbing his arms and putting them back in place.
if you're going to do Barnacle Behavior, COMMIT.
i would kill Rocky for Prism
careful he has great hearing
Ilya loves calling Shane nonsensical nicknames, but he knows Shane is uncomfortable with him using them out in public, even after they're out, so he abstains from it mostly. But he still wants to so badly, wants everyone to know how much he loves Shane, that they belong to each other.
There's one name though, one that Ilya pulls out when he wants Shane's attention, when he feels fond but knows Shane is in that mood that won't let Ilya be gentle with him. Shanya.
It's the closest thing to a Russian diminutive Ilya has come up with, and when he realizes it's one of the only names he can get away with on public, boy does he take advantage of it.
The Centaurs notice. Of course they do. They notice how Shane's jaw clenches when they call him "Holly" or "Holzy". They notice, and some guess, just how many comments, how many "jokes" the Metros had to make to get Shane to react like that to what should be an affectionate nickname.
And so, when Ilya starts calling him Shanya in practice, and Shane gets this not-quite smile in his face, the rest of the team catches on quickly.
Surprisingly, its Luca who tries it first, the vowels clear and precise just like Ilya does it. Teasing, but fond with it. Shane starts a little, and they all hold their breaths, subtly waiting for the downturn of Shane's mouth, the tightening of his shoulders. And then Shane rolls his eyes upwards, that half smile that talks of fond exasperation, and everyone sighs in relief. It's fair game after that.
"Damn Shanya, what a fucking shot!"
"Shanya, how the hell did you manage that?"
"There anymore water, Shanya?"
"You okay, Shanya?"
Idk something about Shane's nickname changing from what the Metros called him, to a name given to him by his husband, a name used by the team that loves him, given by the man that most loves him.
Myshane sleeps best on his tummy. It’d a subconscious thing, he just always ends up face smushed into the pillow and stomach pressed to the mattress his hand curled up into his neck. Sometimes a pillow pulled into his chest, or trapped under his leg.
He knows it’s bad for his posture so he usually tries to be good and sleep on his back but often wakes up on his tummy. David’s heart had gone soft when Shane had fallen asleep on the couch at their cottage last summer, on his stomach and open mouthed deep sleeping. It had taken him back to baby Shane, who would curl himself up on his stomach on his bed or on David or Yuna’s chest, hands tucked up under his chin like he still does now. He’d always loved to make himself cosy, loved best of all falling asleep snuggled up to one of his parents.
Anyway- Ilya doesn’t find out until the cottage of course, this habit of his Shane’s, how he’ll wake up and Shane will have slipped out of the cradle of his arms and be sprawled on his front head turned so his cheek is all mushed into the pillow. Ilya started to realise on the nights Shane was extra sleepy, he’d subconsciously shuffle them so that Ilya was on his back and Shane could roll on top of him, he’d let out a happy little grunt and tuck his arms to his chest, hands under his chin and be asleep in seconds. Sometimes Shane tried to fight it, and he’s tuck himself down on his back or his side and Ilya would hear his breathing even out. Sure enough he’ll wake up to Shane soft whine and rolling in bed, shuffling until he’s onto his stomach, his brow going lax and lips pouted with a content sigh, arm thrown out on top of Ilya or his thigh hooked up over him.
Ilya loves it, he finds it sweet when Shane will go from watching a moving tucked against Ilya, big heavy tired blinks and then just sigh and wriggle until he’s on his tummy, and then in two breaths he’s out, deep heavy in sleep.
It’s cute, another thing that Ilya loves about him, a little Shane fact that lives in his mind. When Shane is fighting sleep with a spinning mind, fidgeting and worrying, Ilya will get his hand on Shane’s shoulder and mumble “roll over baby”, smooth him onto his stomach and rub Shane’s back, big open palm figure of eight between his shoulder blades, little kisses over the back of his head and neck till he settles.
Ilya will do what he can whenever he can to facilitate Shane’s preference no matter where they are. On the bus he’ll lean against the window and pull Shane to lay on his chest. On long haul flights he’ll do the same, tuck Shane on top of him with his hand petting the back of his head.
no but i honestly just can’t get over how big of a deal irondad and spiderson is. tony spent almost a month in space, a place he’s always hated and felt traumatised of, yet the first thing he said when he landed on earth was how he lost peter—like that was a bigger heartbreak than almost dying in the very place that haunted him for years
don’t even get me started on tony calling morgan his second chance, which indirectly meant that his first chance was peter. tony had other kids that he may have treated as if they were his own, but the title belongs to peter because he was the one who flipped the switch and actually caused tony’s change of character
and out of all of tony’s ownerships, edith was his most expensive one ($15B) and he left it to peter with a message that he knew peter wouldn’t get bc it “wasn’t a star wars reference” like oh my god guys ofc this fandom will not die easily when we can come up with so many scenarios out of all these canon events
anyone notice the quiet dulcet tone Din uses when talking to his son?
This is what's so fucked up about "nothing that requires the labor of others is a human right".
The labor is already being done under capitalism. The laborers are already being underpaid under capitalism.
When you propose removing the greedy profiteers and paying the workers a reasonable wage, people call that "slavery" while they have no problem with the current system.
They're not even trying to make sense.
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This story from @guardian_us was mind blowing to me. What are your thoughts?
thinking about The Rescue, when Din places Grogu down to let him go to Luke and Grogu hugs Din's leg like he does for uppies or when he's scared and how you can feel the amount of restraint it takes for Din not to scoop him back up into his arms again like he's grown so used to doing.
I just know his heart and his mind are at war here.
not exactly the same situation, but Din picks up Grogu in such a way i cannot get over.
and this is his expression seeing Luke walk away with his son Grogu.
all gifs I used aren't mine. full credit to the original makers.
the first time ilya takes shane to the club after they get married, he shaves beforehand, puts on a tight black tank top and sprays himself with his fuckboy cologne from the hookup era. shane is already horny for him even before they leave the house — crucially, he loves fuckboy ilya, because come on, he’s been fucking this man for years when he looked exactly like this.
at the club, ilya buys out the entire dj set to only play 2010s club anthems all night long. he wants to give shane the ultimate 2010s clubbing experience he never had, but also make up for all those nights ilya had to spend dancing and making out with strangers and not the one person he wanted. but now he gets to do all this with his husband! who is delightfully hard for him by the way, because shane finds sleazy club slut ilya absolutely irresistible. ilya is gripping his hips, grinding against him, licking his neck and whispering the dirtiest filth into his ear, and shane gets dizzying butterflies he imagines all those girls got back then. and he isn’t even retroactively jealous, because now his ring is on ilya’s finger, and oh god, he gets to be taken home by ilya rozanov! he gets to have all his attention now and get railed stupid by him later!! in their shared home!!! shane is living his dream life, and ilya is right there with him.
Every single person I know who did football in high school, without exception, has a chronic injury. Many regret what it's done to their knees and back, even major organs like the brain.
There is no serious legislative push to ban high school football.
Also, like, if you want to talk about social pressure on minors to undertake activities that will result in regrettable, irreversible damage to their bodies:
No one, *ever*, tried to persuade me to transition.
My gym teacher tried to persuade me to try out for the football team almost every single day that I was in junior high.
#i firmly believe that the reason why concussions and brain damage in general#are not taken nearly as seriously as they should be#is because of football#if we take concussions and brain trauma seriously then we have to acknowledge the risks that children are undertaking at even#high school level football#but we can't do that#because the kids need to play football in high school so they can play football in college so they can join the NFL#This time I'm really gonna queue it.
I recently watched this video by hydn called “The Great Concussion Denial” and holy fucking shit. Made me sick to my stomach. The tldr is that it’s all the NFL pushing football on kids but that’s really diluting the story