There’s a quote from Bert where he says he‘s “known big bird since he was a little bird” and the thought of it makes my heart cry so here’s that
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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There’s a quote from Bert where he says he‘s “known big bird since he was a little bird” and the thought of it makes my heart cry so here’s that
Wait, what? You are a guy? o.O Your posts are all so.. girlish..
There should be more “coming of age” movies set not in teenage years
coming of age stories that feature characters who are primarily 15-19 really fucked with my perception of adulthood and growing up. Yea there’s a lot of stuff that happens in that phase of your life that shape you as a person but rarely does an event change you to the point where you come out of it all Mature and Grown Up. Feeling like I need to be ready to face the world by the time I’m 20 has given me too much anxiety than it’s worth.
When I ask older people when they finally felt like a “real adult” the answer has constantly been when they were 26-30. Their personal “coming of age” story happens about a decade after they do on the movies.
You don’t need feel Grown Up right away. Enjoy the bubbling uncertainty of your 20s
off with your head :)
he needs and deserves his stargazer lilies, motherfucker. MICKEY MILKOVICH S10E11—Location, Location, Location
Seven years after Fallon Fox left the ring, McLaughlin readies for her MMA debut and talked about how Fox inspires her efforts, on The Trans
This is live now.
TIL in Finland they use to have about 4,000 reindeer/ car accidents a year so they paint their antlers with reflective paint and this is vaguely terrifying
Terrifying? This is absolutely badass
I would die to get a photo like that second one, but for the record it is digital art. If you look closely you can see the antlers are elk and some of the anatomy, I’m thinking the shoulders personally, is not quite perfect for any deer species. Very nice though!
Dildo Generator
Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….
Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).
Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here
the time is now
hell yeah
ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda
it’s called the purple ramjet
which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide
shove a vase up your ass
not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls
i call it the matterhorn
cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through
i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises
of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”
I call this one the Megahorny
Just cram an entire table lamp up there
Me every time this post crosses my dash:
My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.
Plate.
I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog
Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-
How you gonna do us like that bruh???
ITS BACK
M U S H R O O M
en garde
This fucking site…
Van-Gogh’s “Wheat Field with Cypresses” as a living painting at the National-Gallery
Trafalgar Square
Some lily pads ✨🌿
The difference between Fictional dystopias and our world is that fictional dystopias have hopes.
[ID: 2 tweets. The first is a verified tweet by Andy McCarthy @AndrewCMcCarthy from May 6, 2021 at 2:58 PM reading: I actually wore a bandana covering my face, nose down, to go to the bank today. Whole time I’m thinking, ‘I’ve convicted people on less evidence than this…’ The second tweet is a reply from Pé @4everNeverTrump from May 7 that reads: You just made a terrifying point about our criminal justice system which you didn’t intend to make. End ID]
I dwell in the shade of my heart and weave a new sky with the silk of poetry.
Adonis, from Elegy for the Present Day: IV; Songs of Mihyar the Damascene (tr. by Kareem James Abu-Zeid & Ivan Eubanks)
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THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS
DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????
I’m fucking dying
That last fatal scream tho