sirin teekestit

tein vihdoin suomitumppublogin

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Every time I see some joke about Star Trek-style teleporter technology I'm like "I should write a story about the potential of this technology re: the whole 'killing and copying people' thing and the ramifications of being able to essentially print people" and then I remember I already wrote it. Every single time.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#*two hours later* hey derin? what the fuck was that

Expected result of teleportation technology I think

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#I WAS TRYING TO GO TO BED 😭😭😭#just reached the end of part 1 i can't stop send help#fiction

Read the rest in bed! Problem solved!

[duarzish]

#Holy fuck, this story changed me.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Good, that's what stories are supposed to do!

[antique-scarecrow]

Oh wow. Wow wow wow wow geez. Go read this

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[annawry]

I say this with all the love in the world. What the fuck.

(Also, hey, go read this. You'll think you know what you're getting. You won't.)

[defat1]

No, that's about what I expected from a Derin short story. Those things stick with you forever!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

If I'm going to go to the effort of typing it up it had better fuck people up or I might as well go play computer games instead

[autumnmercy]

Whelp, that just entered my category of “stories that aren’t technically horror, but really feel like it.”

That’s a good thing of course, the story was brilliantly written, and I’ll be thinking about it for a long time.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

That category is most scifi

[inprisonforsparkling]

Just read this. What the fuck Derin

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Stori

[dawnsiren]

Derin, what the fuck was that???? Cursed implications

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Stori!

[tinycrowthings]

Derin, what the fuck.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I keep telling you guys! Stori!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#my grandpa liked your story#he says you have a marvelous imagination and developed a very unique story#and said the ending was poignant#I agree with him#great story

You guys heard it here first, mysterious-corpse's grandpa liked my story.

[omnilily]

I thought I had thought of all the fucked up implications. I had not. Not even close.

Derin, what the fuck?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

There are way more fucked up implications that didn't fit this story, I'm considering returning to the topic with a new one at some point.

[ocean-again]

Derin, what the FUCK?

[gricekrispies]

WHAT THE FUCK IM CRYING YOU NEED TO MAKE THIS INTO A MOVIE

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I don't know how to make movies. Best I can do is more short stories.

[a-silent-glottal-stop]

There's a line form the story that I think really sums up how I feel about it

“What?” I ask. Then, to clarify, I add, “the fuck?”

[allthingsgerman]

Finnish guy in horny jail

[kummankolo]

kukaan ei tuu näkemään tätä ikinä täältä mut haluun silti huutaa tyhjyyteen: kattokaa, elämäni kaunein tikkupulla

[varahai]

[romanceyourdemons]

first day as a second century warlord i have my men tie branches to their horses’ tails to stir up dust and make it look like there’s a lot of us but i forget it just rained so there isn’t any dust and the enemy can clearly see there’s like twenty of us all spread out in a line

[romanceyourdemons]

second day as a second century warlord i bribe a bunch of kids to start singing a nursery rhyme i carefully crafted to spread misinformation and further my strategic ends but they change the lyrics to be about poop and the enemy isn’t misdirected at all

[romanceyourdemons]

third day as a second century warlord i lure my enemy into a narrow valley and send a team of archers to shoot them from the high ground but there was a feral hog napping on the trail up to the overlook and they couldn’t decide whether to try and shoot it or just go around and by the time the hog woke up and left on its own the enemy had already passed safely below

[romanceyourdemons]

fourth day as a second century warlord we attempt to join a battle on the side of the guy we want to ally with but he and the guy he’s fighting have really similar names and it’s finally dusty and i misread the standards and attack the wrong guy. so now we’re stuck with this total loser of a liege lord, because how the fuck do you explain that after a battle?

[romanceyourdemons]

fifth day as a second century warlord and some sort of wizard wanders into camp, my loser liege lord wants to execute him for being a wizard but i convince him to let the wizard stay, because i want to do more weather-based strategies and i’m pretty sure having a camp wizard can help with that. after the welcome to the team banquet the wizard steals half the treasury and my liege lord’s wife and leaves

[romanceyourdemons]

sixth day as a second century warlord my loser liege lord sends me to reinforce a city he’s taken, but in the confusion of leaving i forgot to take the token that would have gotten us into the city, so my men have to wait outside the city walls for like eight hours while i ride back to get it

[romanceyourdemons]

seventh day as a second century warlord and my loser liege lord finally joins me in the city, it turns out he’s actually a pretty cool guy, and he isn’t even that mad at me for letting the wizard steal his wife. i decide to shoot my shot but i’m really nervous and keep on stalling because what if i mess up our relationship and by extension jeopardize the security of my men, and eventually he just says goodnight and goes back to his room, where an assassin is in the process of setting up to kill him

[romanceyourdemons]

eighth day as a second century warlord and my loser liege lord tells me to fake defect to his rival warlord, the one i originally wanted to ally with, to find out if he was the one who sent the assassin and why. but my whole way over to the rival warlord i’m worried that this has something to do with the wizard thing or how awkward i made it last night

[romanceyourdemons]

ninth day as a second century warlord i try to tactfully ask my fake liege lord if he sent the assassin to kill my loser liege lord and it turns out the idea of using assassins never occurred to him, but now that i’ve suggested it he’s really into it. in order to save my loser liege lord i volunteer to be the one to kill him

[romanceyourdemons]

tenth day as a second century warlord on my way back to my loser liege lord’s city i realize i won’t be able to collect my men from my fake liege lord until i bring back my loser liege lord’s head. this would have been a great thing to think of before i got myself in this situation. i go back to my loser liege lord and ask him to rescue my men, and he tells me that if he could sack my fake liege lord’s camp he already would have. that doesn’t change the fact that my men are still trapped. they’re prisoners, even. i go back to my room to sulk

[romanceyourdemons]

eleventh day as a second century warlord i find a little caged pigeon in the rafters of my loser liege lord’s room and deduce it belonged to the assassin. without asking permission or telling my loser liege lord goodbye i let the pigeon loose and follow it north. don’t ask what i was doing in my loser liege lord’s room. it’s not important

[romanceyourdemons]

twelfth day as a second century warlord i disguise myself as a wizard and enter the camp of the coalition leader the pigeon led me to. in the middle of my little sleight of hand performance i make eye contact with the coalition leader’s second-in-command. IT’S THE WIZARD THAT STOLE MY LOSER LIEGE LORD’S WIFE. after the banquet i corner the fake wizard and ask him what the fuck is going on and he just says “wouldn’t you like to know” and leaves. i don’t know what to say to that so i just let him go

[romanceyourdemons]

thirteenth day as a second century warlord i’m honestly so sick of not knowing what’s going on, so i adjust my wizard costume to passably disguise myself as a woman and break into the women’s area of the camp, where sure enough my loser liege lord’s wife is. i ask her what she’s doing here and she tells me the fake wizard overheard her singing a poem she overheard on the street, not knowing it contains the coalition leader’s formation’s weaknesses. the fake wizard kidnapped her and assigned an assassin to kill her husband before they figured out the poem’s significance. she shares the first couplet with me but i’m discovered and thrown out before she can share any more. she doesn’t need to. through a bizarre coincidence of homophones, it’s the poop version of my misinformation nursery rhyme

[romanceyourdemons]

fourteenth day as a second century warlord i go back to my loser liege lord and tell him everything, urging him to join with my fake liege lord to attack the coalition leader according to the weaknesses in the nursery rhyme. he tells me frankly that he doesn’t trust me anymore. i ask him to execute me if that’s really true, because i can’t bear to live if i can’t protect him and i can’t protect my men. he agrees to attack the coalition leader

[romanceyourdemons]

fifteenth day as a second century warlord. due to the information in the nursery rhyme, and thanks to my loser liege lord reminding me of the weather conditions multiple times while planning our battle strategy, our alliance carries the day. my loser liege lord gets his wife back. my men tell me that our fake liege lord actually treated them really well and they’d like to stay with him if i don’t mind. i do mind, now that neither the men i love nor the man i love have any use for me, but i don’t tell them that

[romanceyourdemons]

sixteenth day as a second century warlord i’m preparing to leave to i don’t know where, maybe to try to become a wizard for real, when my loser liege lord stops me and asks me where i’m going. he says he had hoped i would continue to work as his advisor. i was unaware i was his advisor in the first place. i agree, and he tells me he’s truly honored to have me in his service at last. he has known i am a rare and talented man with a strategic intelligence far above his ever since the day he witnessed me tying branches to my horses’ tails in six inches of mud, and could not for the life of him figure out why

[theincaprincess]

I had to wait a whole year to post this 😂

[unofficial-estonia]

Residents of Tallinn apparently are all cannabis georg who smoke *checks notes* 48 480 blunts a day (per person), according to Helsingin Uutiset

[tall-wolf-of-tarth]

Savu-Georg please meet your friend from Helsinki, beer-Georg (Kalja-Yrjö) who drinks 700 beer cans a day

[unofficial-estonia]

Savu-Jüri and Kalja-Yrjö should meet up. It looks like they have a lot in common

[b0nkcreat]

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

[b0nkcreat]

Can you stop bouncing and moaning on it 😐 please for the love of god

[b0nkcreat]

i see now that i shouldn’t have made this post on tumblr. specifically.

[cytherean-sunset]

[lurkiestvoid]

[willcraftapple11]

[frasohei]

[tilastokeskus]

Paras olympialaisdraama 2026

Jäätanssi: ranskalaisen parin voitto

Taitoluistelu: Ilia Malinin kaatuu kahdesti/ei voitakaan

Hiihto: norjalainen voidepata ja amerikkalaisten piilopullo

Hiihto: joku norjalainen radalla KUN EI SAA OLLA

Hiihto: koira loppusuoralla

Ampumahiihto: now all the world know you cheated

Ampumahiihto: luottokorttivaras voittoon

Curling: boopgate

Jääkiekko: naisleijonien norovirus

Mäkihyppy: hyaluronihappoa kikkeliin

Mäkihyppy: maajoukkuevalmentaja lähetettiin kotiin kännäämisen takia

Voting ended onMar 2

Paras olympiadraama 2026 selitykset

Jäätanssi: ranskalaisen jäätanssiparin voitto

Ranskaa edustava jäätanssipari Guillaume Cizeron ja Laurence Fournier Beaudry voittivat kultaa, mutta monelle jäi tästä huono maku suuhun. Tuomaripisteet parille osoittivat heidän saaneen korkeampia pisteitä ranskalaiselta tuomarilta, vaikka pisteet olivat kokonaisuudessaan myös muilta tuomareilta hyvät.

Cizeronin edellinen tanssipari Gabriella Papadakis on julkaissut hiljattain kirjan Pour ne pas disparaître (Jottei katoaisi), jossa hän syyttää Cizeronin kontrolloineen häntä, sekä kertoo kokeneensa henkisen ja fyysisen terveytensä olleen uhattuna.

Lähteet: https://yle.fi/a/74-20204929; https://www.is.fi/taitoluistelu/art-2000011816919.html

Taitoluistelu: Ilia Malinin kaatuu kahdesti/ei voitakaan

Miesten taitoluistelun ennakkosuosikki Ilia Malinin kaatui vapaaohjelmansa aikana kahdesti, samalla romuttaen hänen unelmansa olympiamitallista. Malininiin kohdistui paljon odotuksia, sillä hän on teknisesti todella taitava ja epäonnistuminen järkytti katsojia. Jään kunto olympialaisissa on kirvoittanut kommentteja urheilijoilta, mutta Malinin kertoo myös paineiden olleen ainakin osasyy hänen suoritukseensa.

Lähteet: https://yle.fi/a/74-20210288; https://yle.fi/a/74-20208454; https://yle.fi/a/74-20210668; https://www.nbcchicago.com/olympics/2026-milan-cortina/soft-and-slushy-olympic-ice-draws-complaints-from-figure-skaters-and-speed-skaters/3893254/

Hiihto: norjalaisten voidepata ja amerikkalaisten piilopullo

Miesten sprinttihiihdossa kuohui, kun Norjan huoltojoukkue oli FIS:in luvalla tuonut huoltoalueelle voidepadan, mutta informaatio voidepadan sallitusta käytöstä ei ollut kantautunut muiden tiimien korviin. USA:n joukkueella oli alueellaan jonkinlainen mysteerinestepullo, jonka USA:n tiimi on kommentoinut olleen käsienpesunestettä.

Lähteet: https://yle.fi/a/74-20210043; https://yle.fi/a/74-20210021

Hiihto: joku norjalainen radalla KUN EI SAA OLLA

Norjalaiset rikkoivat sääntöjä, kun huoltotiimin jäsen oli testaamassa suksia radalla kiellettynä aikana. Norjan joukkue sai FIS:iltä rangaistuksen, yksi latuliivi pois kisojen aikana rajatuksi ajaksi. Kommentteja aiheesta antoi mm. Iivo Niskanen, joka oli varsin tuohtunut asiasta.

Lähteet: https://www.hs.fi/urheilu/art-2000011820699.html

Hiihto: koira loppusuoralla

Naisten parisprintin aikana hiihtokisaan liittyi koira. Nazgul-koira ylitti maaliviivan ja oli usean maan lähetyksessä suorastaan kisan päätähti.

Lähteet: https://yle.fi/a/74-20210945; https://yle.fi/a/74-20211143

Ampumahiihto: now all the world knows you cheated

Norjan ampumahiihtojoukkue juhli voittoa ja kolmatta sijaa. Ensimmäiseksi tullut Johan Olav Botn omisti voittonsa hiljattain menehtyneelle joukkuekaverilleen Sivert Guttorm Bakkenille, kun taas kolmanneksi tullut Sturla Holm Lægreid kertoi kisan jälkeisessä haastattelussaan pettäneensä tyttöystäväänsä. Hän kertoi tavanneensa ”elämänsä rakkauden” 6kk sitten ja pettäneensä tätä 3kk sitten, kun pettäminen oli tullut ilmi viikko ennen kisoja he olivat eronneet ja Lægreidin viikko oli hänen sanojensa mukaan ollut ”kamalin hänen elämässään”.

Lähteet: https://yle.fi/a/7-10093393; https://www.svd.se/a/PdopLX/hittade-kompisen-dod-vinner-os-guld

Ampumahiihto: luottokorttivaras voittoon

Ampumahiihtodraama ei päättynyt erikoiseen rakkaudentunnustukseen. Ranskalainen ampumahiihtäjä Julia Simon voitti naisten 15km ampumahiihdossa kultaa, mutta sai viime vuoden lokakuussa tuomion luottokorttivarkaudesta. Varkaus kohdistui hänen joukkuekaveriinsa, jonka kortilta hän käytti 2000e. Simon väittää, ettei muista rikoksesta mitään, vaikka ei kiistä syyllisyyttään.

Lähteet: https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/feb/11/winter-olympics-french-biathlete-guilty-fraud-wins-gold-julia-simon

Curling: boopgate

Kanadan miesten curling-joukkue jäi kiinni kiistanalaisesta toiminnasta Kanada-Ruotsi ottelussa, kun Marc Kennedy kosketti etusormellaan kiveä. Ruotsin tiimi otti asian esille ja Kennedy poltti päreensä ja kiroili isoon ääneen ruotsalaisille. Myöhemmin Aftonbladet julkaisi jutun, jossa oli kuvattu useita tilanteita, jossa kanadalaiset pelaajat koskettavat kiviä. Kanada-Ruotsi ottelussa seurauksia toimista ei tullut, mutta myöhemmin Kanadan naisten joukkue sai rangaistuksen samasta virheestä Kanada-Sveitsi -pelissä.

Lähteet: https://www.aftonbladet.se/sportbladet/a/QJyqMQ/har-fuskar-marc-kennedy-i-finalen-i-kanada; https://www.aftonbladet.se/sportbladet/a/M7L2JR/curling-kanada-fangas-pa-sex-nya-bilder-fusket-fortsatter; https://www.aftonbladet.se/sportbladet/a/JOxMlm/kanada-fick-sten-borttagen-i-curlingen-efter-fusk

Jääkiekko: Naislejonien norovirus

Suomen naisten jääkiekkojoukkue sairastui norovirukseen ja tämän seurauksena Suomi-Kanada peli siirrettiin. Somessa oli videoita joukkueesta laulamassa karaokea ja spekulaatio tilanteesta oli valmis.

Lähteet: https://www.ksml.fi/urheilu/9194945; https://www.iltalehti.fi/milano-cortinan-olympialaiset-2026/a/6517165f-efd2-4035-9ad2-489555722493

Mäkihyppy: hyaluronihappoa kikkeliin

Jotkut mäkihyppääjät ovat mahdollisesti saaneet suuremman hyppypuvun, joka auttaa saavuttamaan pidemmän hypyn, koska ennen puvun tekoa hyppääjän penikseen on ruiskutettu hyaluronihappoa, jotta penis näyttäisi suuremmalta ja pukuun saisi enemmän tilaa.

Lähteet: https://www.instagram.com/p/DU5gJCsCctI/?hl=fi; https://yle.fi/a/74-20208796

Mäkihyppy: Maajoukkuevalmentaja lähetettiin kotiin kännäämisen takia

Slovenialainen Suomen mäkihypyn maajoukkuenpäävalmentaja lähetettiin kotiin sopimattoman käytöksen takia. Hän oli ollut Slovenian mitallijuhlissa ja juonut oman kertomansa mukaan tyhjään mahaan. Mäkihyppy tunnetaan alkoholinhuuruisista hahmoista ja laji ei kaipaa enää lisää kohtuukäyttämisen ulkopuolista mainetta.

Lähteet: https://www.hs.fi/urheilu/art-2000011814020.html https://yle.fi/a/74-20209924

[beemovieerotica]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I drink two cups of coffee per day not because I have an addiction, but because my body has adapted to the presence of caffeine enough that its absence causes mild but unpleasant side effects.

[liquidpaperfoundation1]

I dusted the TV stand not because it was dusty but because it was covered in fine particulate matter that settled from the air.

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

I reblogged this post not because I liked it and wanted to share it, but because reading it elicited a pleasant sensation that I felt would be appreciated by others

[asthedeathoflight]

Resisting the urge to Um Actually this dragon novel because it has the dragon eggs be like three or four feet wide but there is simply a limit to how large hard-shelled terrestrial eggs can be. No matter how large the animal is, the embryo needs oxygen, and oxygen needs surface area. The larger an object is, the lower its surface area relative to volume, and the less oxygen the embryo can receive. We think of large animals as having porportionately large young because mammalian pregnancy has the unique benefit of allowing for the size of the young to scale with the adult because their oxygen is provided directly through the placenta, and almost all the megafauna remaining on Earth are mammals. But this is not the case for species which lay eggs! For fuck's sake even the sauropods hatched out of eggs barely larger than basketballs! Your hatchling dragon would be impressively enormous if it were the size of a house cat. Stop trying to make me believe that this (ROUND!) dragon egg somehow supplied enough oxygen to develop an infant the size of a large dog or even bigger. If it were possible the dinosaurs woulda been doing it!!!!

[achillbeing]

I love you /lh. Experts going off on their particular fascinating cool topics and adding unexpected context to things we take for granted is like my favorite thing this was delightful. Talk to me more about eggs and geometry and biology all you want :D

[achillbeing]

Amazing concept

[vikerruum]

Would you prefer to have a sauna at 70°C or 105°C?

Im talking about Finnish style (generally high heat and low humidity) sauna. Yaknow, what the word 'sauna' actually means. Not a hammam, not a banya, not a sweat lodge.

South Estonian smoke sauna gets an honorable mention but for the purposes of this poll I would ask you to not consider it an option.

Would you prefer to have a sauna at 70°C or 105°C?

70°C /158F

105°C/221F

my medical condition, faith, preference doesn't mesh with saunas

Voting ended onFeb 16

[abandoned-as-mustard]

105 CELSIUS??? ARE YOU TRYING TO BOIL LIKE A POTATO????? that'll be nice and BLISTERINGLY hot. You can get serious burns from 70 degrees celsius.

[vikerruum]

... do you know what a sauna is?

..but yes, I want to boil like a potato.

[abandoned-as-mustard]

Yes i know what a sauna is. The point is that even 70 degrees is borderline for what is actually safe, and most saunas are around 100 *fahrenheit*.

A cup of tea spilt in your lap at 100 degrees celsius can give you second degree burns covered in painful blisters. It is literally boiling point. People have died at yellowstone by falling into the 'colder' springs because they strayed off the path.

[unofficial-estonia]

100 degree sauna is a regular and COMPLETELY normal occurrence in countries that have long sauna traditions (such as Estonia and Finland). We've used saunas for centuries. Kids are taught how to go to sauna from early ages. Sauna is cornerstone of our cultures.

Also, there is this very nice thing called a door which individuals use to exit the sauna when they feel like they personally have had enough. Which is a lot of people do if their heat tolerance isn't for what the temperature in sauna is. Furthermore, the size, ventilation, heating method (electrical vs wood) and shape of the sauna play important role how the 100 degrees comes across for every individual.

Sauna is safe as long as everyone takes precautions and knows how much sauna is good for them.

[sulkasade]

Hyvää ystävänpäivää! ❤️

[kevytmaitohorsma]

Hyvää ystävänpäivää! ❤️

[varahai]

Hyvää ystävänpäivää! ❤️

[jennnnyli-deactivated20250508]

Hyvää ystävänpäivää! ❤️

[triibulinekiisu]

Hyvää ystävänpäivää! ❤️

[pupucino]

Hyvää ystävänpäivää! ❤️

[pahishylje]

Hyvää ystävänpäivää! ❤️

[ruohosta-nauttija]

Hyvää ystävänpäivää! ❤️

[kukkopillipiipari]

Hyvää ystävänpäivää! ❤️

[mitamajr]

Hyvää ystävänpäivää! ❤️

[triibulinekiisu]

Hyvää ystävänpäivää! ❤️

[teepannuhuone]

Hyvää ystävänpäivää! ❤️

[karilapio]

Digitaalinen itsemäisyys kansalaisaloite on auki!

Jos ette ollut tietoisia, valtio olisi siisrämässä niin vaalidatan kuin kaikkien meidän henkilökohtaiset tiedot mm kelan, veroviraston, terveydenhoidon Amerikkamaisen Amazoning omistamaan AWS pilveen. Myös lähes kaikki valtion virastot pyörii Microsoftin tuotteilla, jonka uusi recall työkalu on yks iso vakoilutyökalu ja Microslopilta tuli ulostulo viime vuonna, että jos heidän hallinto vaatii he antaa käyttäjätiedot eteenpäin. Ja nyt meillä on sellainenkin tapaus, että yksittäinrn tuomari joutui trumpin vihan alle ja heräsi päivään jossa pakotteiden vuoksi mikään hänen amerikalaisalusta ei toiminut, sinne meni googlet sun muut.

https://www.kansalaisaloite.fi/fi/aloite/16691

[korvapuustinen]

Okei oottekste nähny tän elokuvan?

Joo

Ei

Voting ended onFeb 7

Koska siis itse en ollu edes kuullu tästä ennen vaan katsoin tän mielenkiinnosta vasta vuosi sitten (ehkä johtuu mun iästä? en ollu vielä syntyny kun tää tuli). Mutta siis kiinnostaa et kuuluiko tää leffa muiden lapsuuteen (vai onko mulla vaan ollut aukko sivistyksessä), sillä meillä on muuten kyllä katottu paljon suomalaisii lastenelokuvia.

[el-loves-writing]

I just finished an exam and I have a general question.

Think of an English word starting with ‘K’

My word actually started with ‘K’

My word started with ‘C’

Voting ended onFeb 3

Please reblog and put your word in the tags or put your word in the comments.

[mugwomps]

Kick

[frxnkiistein]

you know what? instead of the tumblr cake, let's make a pizza instead...

DOUGH

water

flour

salt

sugar

oil

yeast

Voting ended onJan 30

unfortunately it doesn't let me post 2 polls, so after the dough poll is done, I'll post the toppings poll

lowering it down to 20k—which means if this post (and the toppings) get more than 20k notes each, I'll attempt to make this horrid thing

time for the tags (under cut)

@queen-deltarune-official @wingdingzz @weepingmuppet @reyna-morselli (hi girlfriend!!! welcome to my tumblr shenanigans) @robin-i-promise @rayrardlover @ririwithrice @thatsthat24 @thewitchoftheforest @the-vampire-alien-ratman @tumblr @y0urbrother-thefailure @orteil42 @ourl4dyofs0rrows @official-linguistics-post @praziluk @ashesandwingsx @secret-vampire @staff @dailyralsei @dextermorgan457 @deftism @danikriatura @feefal @glamourslutsworld (my average tumblr shenanigans, hellooo) @his-grand-immortal-dictator @helgasinclairwasmyfirstcrush @headforhal0s @janedoodlee @k-eke @killj0y-swagg0t @kaitheloserr @lachrymose-lyricist @luvkthepsychic @leaveme2thewolves @zaustavitezemlju @xbabyn0th1ngx @cookie-crumbz @bi-horse-alien @bettinalevyisdetermined @bimmyjimmy @notnobot

I sincerely apologize if you didn't want to be tagged in this, but I needed to 🥹🫂 (ya don't have to participate in this, it's just for shits and giggles)

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YEAST.

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