Tenderised Moose

They/Them Literally just a shitpost blog 18+ • FUCK ICE • BLM

[evilwizard]

it’s pride month, minions. you know what that means

[galactic-mayhem]

do you want us to, like, cast gay spells my leige?

[evilwizard]

<|:^)

[beeeleenn]

today is the last saturday of 2012. reblog now or go @#!*% yourself because you won't get this chance ever again.

[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

i recovered by the time i hit post but when i first had this thought i had genuinely forgotten cigars exist

[elexecution]

if i was born 500 years ago i would have been speculating that the two dudes who went to get firewood together were fucking

[neaborealis]

chat, how long do y’all think 500 years is. Romeo and Juliet was written in the 1500s. 500 years is not the Stone Age.

[elexecution]

why do u think people stopped collecting firewood after caveman times

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Many such cases

[were--ralph]

so im being horny and wayching porn and i burst out laughing because the top came and he literally sounds like someone chopped off his finger or some shit it's so fucking extra and i wish i could post it but i can't but its so fucking funny

[were--ralph]

Visit Original Link

this was it LMAO

VERY NSFW

[nickastig]

Tumblr - World end meetup! Open for everyone who has a tumblr! coz we are gonna watch them all die. ahaha

[ask-baby-tooth]

((Party at Manny’s place!))

[dizzymilo]

PARTY!!

[randomasdey]

[extradan]

YES

[legends-reborn-deactivated20191]

I’m gonna need a ride.  Can someone pick me up on the way?

[paradoxlell-blog-deactivated201]

so people wana pool for a carpool? How many people is it to take the express lane for space shuttles?

[egg-rolls]

I can’t just go to the moon

I need a rocketship?

Do you have a rocketship?

[acelessthan3]

Still collecting the full alphabet of the “live, laugh, love” variants if anyone has some good examples.

Bonus if they can fit the “We can’t ___, _____, ____ our way out of this.”

[dhegdheer]

compilation of the comments’ best hits + some of mine own.

[deadandphilgames]

i was speaking with a guy i work with and when leaving i said okay see you monday and he went oh no i wont be in monday. im going bald. and i said ?you're what? and he just repeated im going bald monday. wont be in

[deadandphilgames]

update: he didn’t show up on Monday and on Tuesday he was bald

[mundosdepapel]

“The peple who love me” Dean Winchester

[oneheadtoanother]

wassup

[davids-deepest-desires]

Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty

[rowanberrypop]

for some reason when i listen to american idiot i picture the lucky star dance, so i bring you faggot america friday

[dogpuppy]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[jessfink]

Spring is here, time to air out your pubes

[debrouiller-deactivated20130829]

[lainpsx]

[earhartsease]

[pavlover-boy]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

[hobohobgoblim]

Four puppies cuddling. Pompey, 1 century CE.

[flmuseumgirl30]

We have always been human.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Close! Those are puppies.

[sympathischeufos]

We have always been puppies