it’s pride month, minions. you know what that means
do you want us to, like, cast gay spells my leige?
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@terrified-goose
it’s pride month, minions. you know what that means
do you want us to, like, cast gay spells my leige?
<|:^)
today is the last saturday of 2012. reblog now or go @#!*% yourself because you won't get this chance ever again.
"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"
i recovered by the time i hit post but when i first had this thought i had genuinely forgotten cigars exist
if i was born 500 years ago i would have been speculating that the two dudes who went to get firewood together were fucking
chat, how long do y’all think 500 years is. Romeo and Juliet was written in the 1500s. 500 years is not the Stone Age.
why do u think people stopped collecting firewood after caveman times
Many such cases
so im being horny and wayching porn and i burst out laughing because the top came and he literally sounds like someone chopped off his finger or some shit it's so fucking extra and i wish i could post it but i can't but its so fucking funny
Tumblr - World end meetup! Open for everyone who has a tumblr! coz we are gonna watch them all die. ahaha
((Party at Manny’s place!))
PARTY!!
YES
I’m gonna need a ride. Can someone pick me up on the way?
so people wana pool for a carpool? How many people is it to take the express lane for space shuttles?
I can’t just go to the moon
I need a rocketship?
Do you have a rocketship?
Still collecting the full alphabet of the “live, laugh, love” variants if anyone has some good examples.
Bonus if they can fit the “We can’t ___, _____, ____ our way out of this.”
compilation of the comments’ best hits + some of mine own.
i was speaking with a guy i work with and when leaving i said okay see you monday and he went oh no i wont be in monday. im going bald. and i said ?you're what? and he just repeated im going bald monday. wont be in
update: he didn’t show up on Monday and on Tuesday he was bald
“The peple who love me” Dean Winchester
wassup
Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty
for some reason when i listen to american idiot i picture the lucky star dance, so i bring you faggot america friday
Spring is here, time to air out your pubes
Four puppies cuddling. Pompey, 1 century CE.
We have always been human.
Close! Those are puppies.
We have always been puppies