The Most Dumbestest Gnome

It's the dumbest fucking idiot on the internet. Also known as Gnomus Wizardus. The gnome wizard who killed 26 gods (but one of them didn’t appreciate it) to make a stew. (Gimmick Blog? Never met ‘em)

[elemer-the-necromancer]

make a wizardposting account then be inactive for months call that shit wizardghosting

[mxamalgam]

Fucking hell I'm back. Fuck. Why

[mxamalgam]

This is not a good decision. I missed Tumblr so much damnit

[the-gnomest-bastard]

Welcome back, sorry cohost didn’t end up working out. I was gonna maybe try to at least partially move over whenever I next had energy, what issues did you end up running into?

[mxamalgam]

Get active on cohost, please. I beg this of you. My key issue was that it was about 90% smaller than Tumblr and there was nothing going on. Cohost needs you, just like I need 12$ give me 12$

[the-gnomest-bastard]

Unfortunately I think you might have me confused with the original gnome, if I swapped I doubt many would follow me. Regardless I do plan to migrate at some point but probably not until I feel like posting more often

[mxamalgam]

Fucking hell I'm back. Fuck. Why

[mxamalgam]

This is not a good decision. I missed Tumblr so much damnit

[the-gnomest-bastard]

Welcome back, sorry cohost didn’t end up working out. I was gonna maybe try to at least partially move over whenever I next had energy, what issues did you end up running into?

[wizblr-blue-moon-ball]

Hey I'm having a bit of a health issue rn related to my body's stress response, so I'm going to be taking a bit of a backseat for a few days!!

(No, you guys did not cause this college is hectic rn)

I'll still be here, but questions related to the ball are gonna be slowly answered. Thank you all for your patience!!

PINGLIST A

@scuttling-comfuddlement @the-gnomest-bastard @kobold-sanctuary-buss-island @satyrs-apothecary @irving-the-pirate-wizard @morbingtime @justagingerwithredhair @chaos-familiar @these-detestable-hands @regina-the-sorceress @combustion-witch @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @selldemapplez @agentldiddy @fractalkitty @wizard-island-trading-co @good-wizard2 @the-illegal-wizard-council @ash-the-tiefling @mysticminion @blobbiedaykeeppcaway @blaster-fagot @life-is-okay-rn2 @skyethebisexualwolfwizard @thequeerwizardcouncil @dread-the-eldritch-wizard @profeshinul-wizurd @a-squirrel-wizard @the-mighty-dalob @amateur-wizard @chaos-wizard-nyehehe @bertskullhaver @transgender-wizard @flowers-the-sun-witch @thebookshelflord @ceeceelemons @the-silliest-sorcerer @wizard-ghost @a-goose-in-a-trenchcoat @flirtyambiguouswizard @paltering-peculiarity @parkyrtheelvishbard

[homeboygirl]

rolled a gnome like a blunt and smoked him right through his stupid little cone hat. whatever.

[evengirlierballs]

this is literally so aweful and evol im crying my eyes out currently im reporting you for gnome muder this is the saddest day of my life.

[homeboygirl]

gnobody cares

[the-gnomest-bastard]

@the-gnomish-bastard Common enemy?

[the-gnomest-bastards-hat]

IM BACK WITH A NEW REBRAND my old gnome left me so i became a new gnomes hat

[the-gnomest-bastard]

:D

[the-gnomest-bastards-hat]

when will we be able to destroy a city and leave in it flames

[the-gnomest-bastard]

When we find a city that deserves it, alternatively whenever we get bored

[the-gnomest-bastards-hat]

can we massacre the one who killed my old gnome

[the-gnomest-bastard]

Of course, it is only fair

[the-gnomest-bastards-hat]

IM BACK WITH A NEW REBRAND my old gnome left me so i became a new gnomes hat

[the-gnomest-bastard]

:D

[the-gnomest-bastards-hat]

when will we be able to destroy a city and leave in it flames

[the-gnomest-bastard]

When we find a city that deserves it, alternatively whenever we get bored

[the-gnomest-bastards-hat]

IM BACK WITH A NEW REBRAND my old gnome left me so i became a new gnomes hat

[the-gnomest-bastard]

:D

[the-necrobotanist]

If I were to host a small wizardblr like, event or smthn where wizards attend a ball and have fun would you participate?

Current idea is like those 7-day challenges where you write or draw or roleplay or whatever to a prompt list and post it.

Wizard Ball?

I'd Participate!

I wouldn't Participate

Voting ended onApr 11, 2024

Please spread this around I need a lot of votes, I dunno mention others or put memes in the reblogs or talk about your ideas.

I crave a community event gamers, i desire wholesome activities

@blobbiedaykeeppcaway @slymewitch @peanutbutter-and-jellie @mango-lord-of-poison @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @selldemapplez @fractalkitty @combustion-witch @agentldiddy @ash-the-tiefling @the-gnomest-bastard @mysticminion @annotated-catastrophe

If you are on this pinglist I remembered your handle in my 2am exhaustion so yeah sorry in advance if you didn't want a ping L

[dat-soldier]

Commission for predstrogen~

[lunarending]

everyone rbing this:

[dr-wuffles-deactivated20241101]

The fact that this painting uses the pose from "The Sacred Heart of Jesus" is so goddamn funny.

[kelplordsupreme]

Classic wizard question:

If you could replace any one object with a grilled cheese what one object replaced would cause the most chaos?

Rules clarifications-

It is only one object, not all examples of that object (one single dollar bill is replaced with a grilled cheese rather than every dollar bill In the world)

Must be one continuous object (for example you can do one road but not the interstate highway system as that is a collection of several roads)

It must be able to be theoretically removed while still be recognizable as that object (for example you could do a building, including the foundation but not a mountain as without the land it is over it is not a mountain, just a big rock, no oceans or continents)

Has to be on the planet cause deleting the sun or moon is a boring answer.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Someone’s pacemaker.

[vulgarmaw]

The gnomish bastard.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Not an object

[vulgarmaw]

You ever look at the definition of an object? Get grill cheese'd.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Do you know the definition of an object? Because objects aren’t creatures.

[the-gnomest-bastard]

How about your phylactery

[the-gnomish-bastard]

You’d need to learn what it is.

[the-gnomest-bastard]

I’m guessing it’s the crystals or whatever that make the island float (purely cause you seem like the kind of gnome who would do that)

[kelplordsupreme]

Classic wizard question:

If you could replace any one object with a grilled cheese what one object replaced would cause the most chaos?

Rules clarifications-

It is only one object, not all examples of that object (one single dollar bill is replaced with a grilled cheese rather than every dollar bill In the world)

Must be one continuous object (for example you can do one road but not the interstate highway system as that is a collection of several roads)

It must be able to be theoretically removed while still be recognizable as that object (for example you could do a building, including the foundation but not a mountain as without the land it is over it is not a mountain, just a big rock, no oceans or continents)

Has to be on the planet cause deleting the sun or moon is a boring answer.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Someone’s pacemaker.

[vulgarmaw]

The gnomish bastard.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Not an object

[vulgarmaw]

You ever look at the definition of an object? Get grill cheese'd.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Do you know the definition of an object? Because objects aren’t creatures.

[the-gnomest-bastard]

How about your phylactery

[official-cisphobe]

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

[psyduckworld]

"quota"

am i in the fucking sales department

[imp]

im deity of accessible

[starlight-n-shit]

FORK

[apollos-dodgeball-target]

I did it again I’m the deity of pedestrian

[starlight-n-shit]

Me too i'm the deity of fat and that checks tbh.

[traumaravioli]

I got to be the deity of affect….? that’s not even a noun but I guess it’s all about consequences for me babey

went again for funsies and now I’m the deity of opinion which is super neat (only in my opinion)

mutuals get in here let’s make a pantheon (actually no pressure though)

@inhayara @andiv3r @lemoncholy-stars @black-cat-littleangel @nyxisonfire @fumblebee @bagelofchaos @medidoctorate

also anyone else who wants to can go wild

[andiv3r-archived]

HHHHK EXCUSE ME ????

I MEAN OKAY BUT WHY??? What does that make me, exactly? Satan? Hades? Idfk.

@bi-squirrel @leon-swedfinqs @ineffablake @ltlemon @demitheshine @a-chaotic-business @xxc00l-k1dzxx @violet-prism-creatively @morelikesignificantannoyance @sort-of-dying your turn

(Once again, i'm tagging people using my ping list, so if you wanna be a part of it, feel free to leave a comment :D)

[bi-squirrel]

im the deity of disturbance

hehhehehehe my domain is annoying ppl this is perfect

@cloudxxiii @worm-brainzz @l1minality @bagelofchaos @sort-of-dying @singular-ghost-sound @ender-boi72

[singular-ghost-sound]

ya know what. mine tracks. im the deity of mother fuCKING WORRY

@mothman-the-mothman87 @chocolattenotclickbait @fox-bright @k1ng-0f-bugzzz @3sbeee @alarastirling

[2zam]

Worth, whatever that means

@violetryst @insect0idfreakaz0id @mrsleepband

[violetryst]

Strength :)

@cotton-candy-918 @raphieartz @aquabian

[raphieartz]

Deity of budget, I’m on a budget of 0 dollars

@maxmerized @purpleleafsyt @dropkicks-self-off-cliff @pinkatint @auggie-arts @itz-rona220

[pinkatint]

President?

Help?

@imaginebeingnormal @ilikestarfoxturtles @buny1 @mikebeanz @kredena-dark @disastertwins9000

[finsettoland]

Kitchen!

@kittykittyanon @p-3-t-r-1-ch-0-r @https-envy @https-envy @nats-comet @that-f-cked-up-bitch @invisible-hidden

[invisible-hidden]

Nightmare! Oooh! Fun!

@siren-serotonin @the-squishy-scrimblo @essentially-a-worm-on-a-string @sweetgoateelight

[the-squishy-scrimblo]

I’m the goddess of depressed/depression. Checks out.

@wheredidmybooksgo @theindescribable1 @fatherrussia-69 @facks-stories

[ask-crow-aus]

atmosphere.

NO AIR FOR U BITCHES SHHSHABSAHAHABHAHAH

[blooper-malte]

I'm not certain about being a deity...

[puppycakez]

current

WATERRRRR

[aceclipse]

im a deity of aunts... im not sure anymore

@attention-k-mart-shoppers @luckystarlesbians @mizukindazainui @bcyesandisaidso @alex-just-vibing @starry-sky-orchestra @synthesii @effervescentleo @emaya-chan-the-potato-headed

[bcyesandisaidso-deactivated2025]

Deity of self....I am the deity....of me....?

[lizardtheacorn]

deity of salt

mm yummy

@thatoneangrytuga @abcwordsurge @ztarburztsystem @floridagirlboy @northstarstate-loverboy @labaguetteisdabest

[unch4rtedwxters]

deity of advice

i mean sure why not. even though i'm not very good at giving advice.

@swans-chirping-in-the-distance @that-multi-fandom-hijabi @queenpiranhadon @cinematics06

[queenpiranhadon]

Goddess of ✨reliance ✨

YOU GOT A FRIE-

Anyways tags uh

@fuzzysoulyt, @aylin-hijabi, @loife1m, @mxnkeydo, @fish-ofishial123, @hijabi-desi-bookworm, @certainchopshopcheesecake, and @n0t-an-en3my

[n0t-an-en3my]

Deity of disappointment..

Oh well...

Taggin; @smallsinger5901 @shadowace-rui @mqstermindswift @cielrants @lukascastelan

[cyanide-sodapop]

i’m the deity of SOUL

that must be a mistake since that would be patrick stump but ok

@princessg3rard @gay4way

[princessg3rard-deactivated20250]

deity of aid omg <3

that’s actually so wholesome dude

@fruityfroggyfelon @buffporcupine

[buffporcupine]

goddess of use. wonder what lore i have /sar /silly

erm erm erm erm uhm uh @mapsareforbraindeads @the-newjack @reigenpostayng

[bearbonespdf]

im the deity of stripping. i wish i was kidding.

@crackheadgremlin @yourlocalcorvidcryptid @astronomical-bagel

[crackheadgremlin-deactivated202]

Deity of reality

Nice

@lolliepop-central-station @plural-void @salemsmushroom @solarfawnn @agentldiddy @dudawhenmaybeart @jthehumanbeing @keruukat @moontoastt @mossycryptid212 @ohnoitsinsomnia @tomboy014

[agentleem]

I am the diety of housing, y’all get homes

@terrencetheshark14 @ferno-does-random-shit @mayhem-moth @the-thing-of-worms @durgalmaple

[mayhem-moth-deactivated20250415]

FITNESS!! PFFFTTT I AM THE LEAST ATHLETIC PERSON YOU ARE EVER GONNA MEET

@the-thing-of-worms @be-gentle-with-littluns @goblinofthelaboratory @system-reset @mothman-minus-the-man @skyethebisexualwolfwizard

[mothman-minus-the-man]

I am the god of compliance???? What does that even mean

[flirtyambiguouswizard]

GOD OF NUANCE LET'S GO BABY

[the-gnomest-bastard]

“Bus”

Ig I’m the god of public transportation? Good for me I guess

[apas-95]

i think if yanks can't even recognise that the only reason they find farenheit intuitive is because they were raised with it, there's basically no chance of being able to get them to analyse all the other, more important implicit biases they've been raised with

[apas-95]

like farenheit should be the kind of thing you lead with, you reference it to go 'well, see, your view on the world has been shaped by the society you grew up in, and that leads you to make post-hoc justifications for things that are entirely down to your environment' when dealing with other things. but we literally can't get past the thing that should act as the easy simple analogy for the actual hard-to-deprogram stuff

[spookyscaryskeleton1]

Europeans mad someone else does something differently than them, more at 11

[apas-95]

yanks are also fundamentally incapable of thinking of people who don't live in the west as human beings capable of using the internet, so they just assume that any of the handful of people who aren't from the USA must be from the one other White place on earth. sad!

[oldearthaccretionist]

How do so many people in the notes miss the point so thoroughly in a way that process is point?

Nothing in this post says that Fahrenheit is bad. It literally is talking about how it only feels intuitive to those who grew up with it. Just like Celsius feels intuitive to those of us who grew up with it. And then uses that as the example of how the systems and things we grew up with feel intuitive and right because we grew up with them. Not because they are inherently better or the only way.

And in interrogating our biases, developing cultural competency, and so many other things, it's important to recognize that innate tendency, and the related tendency to make up stories and rationalizations to justify that feeling, and to be defensive or assign value to things that are completely morally neutral things. And that process feels as natural as breathing so we don't notice ourselves doing it unless we actually sit with it and do the work to interrogate it with that understanding... Anyway I just think it's such an important concept.

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

the post: it's important to challenge the internal biases you were raised with

the replies: but as an American, my internal biases are RIGHT

[the-gnomish-bastard]

All of you are wrong and you suck. Belgars are clearly better than Celsius and Fahrenheit. Incompetent fucking spleen lickers.

[mayhem-moth-deactivated20250415]

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[the-final-knight]

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[ash-the-tiefling]

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[be-gentle-with-littluns]

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[ash-the-tiefling]

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[carnivalwizard]

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[copywizardofthemustardfields]

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[fattocatto-wizard]

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[fattocatto-wizard]

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[gothsalt27-deactivated20260218]

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[chipdoot]

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[evilwizard]

you’re going to have to sub to my onlyacolytes for that

[not-wizard-council-aristocrat]

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[one-wizard-frob]

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[the-illegal-wizard-council]

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[groovy-rat-man]

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[the-gnomest-bastard]

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[escuerzoresucitado]

[ash-the-tiefling]

@slutty-wizard-council is this spell legal

[the-illegal-wizard-council]

if it's not then we'll be taking it

[leaf--frog]

Why don’t you just make the spell illegal? Aren’t you a wizard council?

[the-illegal-wizard-council]

where's the fun in that

[slimewizaaard]

Slyme’s stats

Hp: 60

Attack: 8

Defense: 12

Magic attack: 15

Magic defense: 10

Speed: 5

Slyme’s equipment

Slimesteel sword, mechanical body, spellbook, coat, glasses, blue tophat,

Slyme’s inventory

a mushroom, a gold dreidel with gears spider legs and a tank of red liquid, weed, slime dye kit,

Slyme’s spells

Fireball, water slash, minor healing, shield ward,

Level: 2 (next level 15 xp away)

Gold: 5500

[slimewizaaard]

Slyme’s phone book (under cut cuz its a long list)

(These people are all amazing and you should follow them immediately I love them deeply and it’s been such an honor having so many people who I can truly call by best friends and I can’t wait to spend many more years alongside all of them.)

@willoh-9 @f4y3w00d5 @ash-the-tiefling @good-wizard @monsterfucker-research-wizard @vivithecatgirl @lilithtransrights @llama2237 @mersinia @the-necrobotanist @selldemapplez @mango-lord-of-poison @combustion-witch @pansexualcake9 @tranny-physiccs @aurorasystem @vampiricram @beccagalemarley @thegreenpea @villainessbian @evil-wild-lesbian-wizard @agentldiddy @azuretheshitposter @ask-crow-aus @snail163 @spidergirlfangs @gobodegoblin @coelii @fenriswolfmom @mcwentfandomtraveling @catboybiologist @blooper-malte @sexyvampiricmilfsinyourarea @apples9 @w4nderingdreamer @sonofshu @the-gnomest-bastard @terrencetheshark14 @hammer-matt @tehaspyblr @kobold-sanctuary-buss-island @justsomespiders @regularhumanlady @predatory-lesbians @d0sage @vsgroundnet @lixorloveslicorice2 @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @resetium @blank0s

(Thats the limit of mentions I can do, might add more later.)

[the-gnomest-bastard]

:D