oh. okay. okay.

drunk and insubordinate malcontent

[micromontage]

We have so little time

[starjasmines]

let's waste as much of it as we can while we still can

[thenwearedecided]

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat

[paxamericana]

[official-kircheis]

As per my last clay tablet,

[lurking-latinist]

CCing Ibbi-Ilabrat on this one just to make sure we’re all on the same page!

[ariaste]

“The sesame is visibly dying” makes me lose it every time. My sesame #mysesame

[woodsdyke]

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

[dragon-in-a-fez]

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

[ozempicofficial]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

[random-brushstrokes]

Otto Schoff - Siesta (1920s)

[kindlysirwolf]

opens my jaw real wide and does this to u

[hopeless-eccentric]

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

[alphacrone]

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

[4cana]

[yearnalisms]

SHANE HOLLANDER WEEK Free choice: Shaney (smiley Shane 💙)

[shanehollandered]

ilya + his very judgemental eyebrows

[graytaloty]

A big part of being a quadruped is being able to just lie down anytime. Waiting? Loaf time. Talking to someone shorter than you? Loaf time. Falling asleep in the sun? Loaf time. Bored? Loaf it up till something interesting happens. Leg hurt? Loaf time.

[habbadax]

You wish you were me

[dogpuppy]

[aromanticsky]

I think that if I unsubscribe I should stop getting the emails