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Don’t ask what’s going on in british politics right now.
This works no matter which slice you start with
I’m with you till the end of the line.
I wish you would write wholesome Shrinkyclinks! Modern AU or WS!Bucky or anything :) especially anything where people take Bucky as super intimidating and seemingly Not For Steve but he's actually soft-spoken and embarrassingly in love with his bf. Also inspiration art, take out the parentheses: coldcigarettes(.)tumblr(.)com/post/155362763256/you-know-how-i-never-do-comics-well-ive-done-one
What I ended up with is a little askew from the prompt, but it is Shrinkyclinks with besotted WS!Bucky and people being surprised Steve is his boyfriend, just with the surprise going the other direction.
Sam did one more circuit in the air just to confirm that everything was under control. The wannabe-despot of the week was being loaded into the back of a SHIELD van in handcuffs, and the three bioengineered chimeras she’d released in Central Park were all safely contained. They were part hyena, part cat, and part…actually, Sam had no idea what the hell was making them glow faintly purple, but he was pretty sure it wasn’t normal cat or hyena behavior.
Fortunately, the chimeras weren’t nearly as aggressive as their creator had hoped. Once the Avengers had herded them into a sunny area by a fountain, the chimeras had settled down to bask on the warm stone, ignoring their creator’s increasingly frustrated commands to make with the rampaging already.
“Can we keep them?” Clint was shooting boomerang arrows from the top of the fountain. One of the chimeras was lying on its back, batting lazily at the arrows passing overhead. “I’ll feed them and walk them and not let them maul any civilians, can we keep them, sir, pretty please with a cherry on top?”
“No,” Coulson said. Sam could see him standing by the SHIELD van, arms folded as he watched Clint.
“I want this one.” Natasha sat on the ground by the fountain, posture relaxed, apparently ignoring the chimera five feet to her left. The chimera ignored her back, except to twitch an ear in her direction.
“No,” Coulson repeated, but only after a pause long enough signal defeat.
Natasha rolled slowly onto her side. The chimera tracked the movement, then put its head down on its paws and half-closed its eyes. “I’m naming her Boadicea.”
“So we’re done here? We’re done here,” Sam said, and turned his comm off before he could get sucked into the argument.
He touched down outside the SHIELD perimeter, where Tony was shedding his suit like a lobster shucking off its shell one segment at a time. Each piece folded up neatly into the briefcase at his feet. The Winter Soldier was standing next to him, his face blank but calm.
The Soldier had been an official part of the team for a few months now. Sam still didn’t have much of a read on him. The Soldier had been invaluable during the whole Hydra/SHIELD clusterfuck, and that was enough to earn him a lot of goodwill, but just about the only things Sam knew about the Soldier were his fighting style and his call sign.
“Hey, Cap,” Tony greeted him. “Where are the spy kids? Let’s do post-battle brunch, I’m starving.”
“They’re trying to convince Coulson to let the mad science experiments follow them home.”
“Good luck to them, but God help them if they try to keep them in the Tower, Pepper put her foot down about pets. You buy out one animal shelter because the cages are too small and all the animals look sad and suddenly everyone thinks you’re a hoarder. I don’t get what the big deal was, we weren’t using that floor of the Tower for anything important anyway. Tacos?” Tony suggested. “I’m thinking that place by Fordham. BattleBot, you in?”
“Can’t,” the Soldier said, typing something into his phone. “I have a date.”
Tony stopped talking for an entire three seconds. “You. Have a date.”
The Soldier looked up and blinked, clearly nonplussed to find Sam and Tony both staring at him. “Yes.”
“With who?”
“My boyfriend.”
“You have a boyfriend. You have a boyfriend?” Tony looked like he’d just walked into a lamppost, and then the lamppost had handed him a birthday present.
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“Excuse me, Mister America?” says a kid, barely as tall as Steve’s knee, who is grabbing onto the sleeve of Steve’s uniform. He’s on his way to a press gig, some stupid thing that Tony set up for all of the Avengers after their most recent assignment. He’s in a wide hallway, and people are milling about. Most of them are older, in suits, and carry briefcases. There’s only one cute little boy with curly hair who is holding a well-loved stuffed lion.
“Uh, hello there,” Steve says, looking down at the kid. “Want an autograph?” he asks, because that’s what kids tend to want from him. But the kid shakes his head. “A selfie?”
“No, mister, could you help me find my dad? He’s here to interview you but I can’t find him. I don’t know where he is.”
“Of course I’ll help,” Steve says, embarrassed that he assumed that whatever the kid needed was all about him. He crouches down to the kid’s level. “What’s your name?” he asks.
“Ethan,” the kid says.
“And your dad’s?” Steve asks.
“Bucky.”
“Okay Ethan, what does your pop look like?”
“He’s got the biggest, bluest eyes and floppy black hair.” Ethan’s face starts screwing up and going a little red. A fat tear starts trailing down his cheek. “He’s… He’s… He’s got the pass for the reporters. That’s why he left, he was going to get one for me, t-t-t-too,” Ethan adds before he starts crying in earnest.
Steve, who has not had much experience with crying toddlers, turns around and tells Ethan to climb onto his shoulders. Ethan does. “From here you’ll be able to point him out,” Steve says. “You got your lion?” he asks.
“Yeah,” Ethan says in a quiet voice.
“Lions are great at finding things. You keep your lion at attention, too. What’s his name?”
“Steve,” Ethan says.
“Oh, that’s my name too,” Steve says with a smile.
“Daddy named him Steve, like Captain America. He told me that he’d protect me like Captain America protected New York. He was really excited to see Captain America today and brought me to see him, too.”
Steve turns back to look up at Ethan. “That’s me,” he says, awed as he usually is when he hears things like that.
Ethan nods, very serious. “Daddy said Steve will protect me, but if you’re also Steve, then you’ll protect me, too.”
Steve’s not sure he quite follows the logic, but it makes him smile. “I will,” he promises. “Now where was the last place you saw your—”
“Ethan!” he hears a voice shout, accompanied by thundering, running footsteps. “Ethan! Ethan?”
“I think he’s gonna find you,” Steve says.
“DADDY!” Ethan roars, which makes Steve wince a little.
“ETHAN!” he hears again just as a man in a suit wearing press credentials runs down the hall. “Oh thank God,” he says as he sees Ethan and Steve.
“Daddy, I found Steve and he protected me!” Ethan says.
Ethan’s dad, Bucky, looks at Steve and grins. He’s sweating and breathing hard, but even under all the stress, Steve can see that Bucky really does have the biggest, bluest eyes. “Ethan, you can’t assemble the Avengers whenever you’re mildly inconvenienced,” he says, but he’s smiling, relief pouring out of him. “Thank you, sir,” Bucky says. “Can I have my son back?”
Steve nods. “It was no problem, really,” he says, helping Ethan off of his shoulders.
Ethan hops off and runs to his dad, who bends down and engulfs him in a hug, shutting his eyes and squeezing him tight. “I’m so glad you’re okay,” Bucky says. “I was so scared.”
“I was okay, daddy. I won’t get lost like mommy did.”
Bucky seems to choke back a sob.
Steve isn’t quite sure what to do here.
But after a minute, Bucky stands up and looks at Steve. Ethan takes Bucky’s hand. “Thank you,” he says. “I really appreciate it.”
“I’m just glad everything’s fine,” Steve says. “And if you want, you, Ethan, and lion Steve are welcome to a private interview after the junket.” He’s definitely not supposed to offer things like that, but he can’t help it.
Bucky looks at Steve, mouth agape. Ethan giggles. “Ah yes!” Bucky says, when he seems to realize that Steve is being serious. “Definitely! That would be really great!” he says.
“Then it’s a date,” Steve says.
“Huh?” Bucky says.
Ethan giggles some more.
iamnotsebastianstan:
hi, sorry to interrupt ur scrolling, but i’m here to give you some stevebucky thoughts to..well think about:
Bucky loves forehead kisses, Steve gives him one any time he walks passed him on the sofa on the way to the kitchen
Steve isn’t a great cook but he is a master of breakfast foods and Bucky starts his day by padding up to Steve and hugging him from behind and kissing his neck whilst Steve cooks them breakfast
Bucky sucks at first person shooter games like Call of Duty and Steve loves how irate he gets when he tries to play them and starts shouting about how he was the best shooter of the last century and the game must be broken
Steve has a whole shelf on his bookshelf for sketchbooks of Bucky doing nondescript things, him laughing, sleeping, reading, talking to Sam, beating Sam at Mario-Kart etc
Bucky loves photography and takes photos of pretty much anything that captures his attention for more than 5 seconds
Bucky’s phone wallpaper is of the both of them just after waking up and Steve is lying with his head on Bucky’s chest and Bucky’s face is bowed towards Steve’s hair
Bucky loves stealing Steve’s clothes and Steve loves seeing Bucky in his clothes
They both love to be the little spoon
Bucky is like a cat, stroke his hair and he’s putty in Steve’s hands
Steve loves slurpees and Bucky hates them so Steve kisses him after he’s drunk one just for the annoyed look Bucky gives him when he realises his lips are now bright blue
They both like to have a point of contact with the other, holding hands, an arm around the shoulders, a hand on a thigh, just something bc it’s still surreal to them that they’re both here and alive and together
They accidentally adopt a dog that follows Bucky when he leaves the apartment and they call it Apollo bc Bucky is still a science nerd who loves space
Thank you for your time
Steve Rogers leaves dishes in the sink.
In 1938, Bucky Barnes comes home from a long day at the docks and looks down at a full sink. He directs a halfhearted glare in the direction of the small lump doodling something at the kitchen table. “Goddamnit, Steve. Dishes.”
In 2016, Steve Rogers rubs his face and drags himself into the kitchen before heading out to search the city — the cooling trail — again. He drops his plate into the sink. There’s already some other things in there. He’ll get to them later, probably. When he has time. It doesn’t really matter.
He turns to go.
The shadow behind the refrigerator shifts slightly, and the Winter Soldier hoarsely whispers, “I swear to God, Steve, there’s a fucking machine for it right there.”
*SHRIEKING*
Good night.
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Omg
Mediglyphics
This shit’s infuriating
Oh, this is a type of shorthand!
There are 3 main types, but from my research, this looks to be American Gregg Shorthand.
As you can see, there are set symbols for every letter.
Let’s break one of the words down:
Using the Gregg Alphabet as reference, we can see most of the letters in “atrophied” are present. But why no “o” vowel, and why is “ph” written as “f”?
Simple. In shorthand, you cut out all vowels in a word when writing it down, with the exception of words that BEGIN or END with a vowel (hence the “a” at the start being present), or like in the “i” in “atrophied”, to make it more readable when the sound could be harder to distinguish if it isn’t written. In “atrophied” if the the “i” isn’t written, it could be hard to tell if the writer meant a “fud”, “fad”, “fod” or “fid” sound, for example.
Also, since Shorthand is a phonetic writing system, you are encouraged to write down the phonetic sounds of words rather than the actual letter blends - in this case, write an “f” instead of a “ph”.
So in actuality, these aren’t just meaningless scribbles - it’s Gregg Shorthand, a writing system developed to take down notes more quickly than when written out in full, which is very useful in a medical or journalistic environment.
Some people can even write over 100 words in a minute! And, it’s been in use since John Robert Gregg invented it in 1888! Wow! So old!
Isn’t language amazing~?
Three things that are simultaneously true:
- everyone has done something bad at some point
- people can change their behavior for the better
- the people that have been mistreated might still not want anything to do with that person ever again
The Gods as John Mulaney Jokes
Zeus: My dad pulled into the drive thru and ordered one black coffee for himself.
Hera: I would always think to my self "how could a person kill someone?" How could a person murder another person? And then I got cheated on, and I was like "Oh Okay."
Poseidon: Ah! One feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet! And when one feels like a duck one is happy!
Demeter: When I got busted with a one-hitter at a Rusted Root concert I did not serve hard time. I think I got an award.
Ares: He's not gonna know how to fight back with two little sneakers coming at him! Street smarts!
Athena: College is just your opinion. It's just raising your hand and being like "I think Emily Dickinson is a lesbian" and it's like, partial credit.
Apollo: The juke box was three plays for a dollar, so we put in seven dollars and selected 21 plays of Tom Jones's "What's New Pussycat"
Artemis: Sometimes babies will point at me, and I don't care for that shit at all.
Aphrodite: Eighth graders will get to the thing that you don't like about you. They'll be like "ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha! Look at that high-waisted man he got feminine hips!"
Hephaestus: If you're an adult male who sees no flaws in his father, you're an insane person.
Hermes: Some people give off a vibe right away just like "do not fuck with me." My vibe is more like "hey you could pour soup in my lap and I'd probably apologize to you."
Dionysus: "Is this whisky or perfume." I grabbed it, drank all of it. And said "It's perfume." And it was.
Hades: I married my wife. I love saying my wife. It sounds so adult. "That's my wife!" It's great, you sound like a person. Being married is so nice, I never knew relationships were suppose to make you feel good about yourself.
Hestia: In terms of instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.
Reason why, based on past and current experiences, I would be the worst main character in a horror movie:
1. One time I was babysitting my siblings and I heard a loud thump so I went up to check on my five year old brother and he was sitting in the middle of his floor. I asked what he was doing and he said “It’ll all be over soon.” so I kissed his head and said goodnight and left.
2. When I was thirteen my door fell off it’s hinges while I was reading in my bed and I found screws and fixed it and never told anyone or thought about it again.
3. I woke up in my backyard with a bible on my chest, brushed myself off, and went and ate some cereal.
4. My sister woke me up terrified and brought me to my older sister who was banging her head on a wall while asleep, I walked her to bed and tucked her in, and none of us said anything about it again.
5. My grandma told me our house was haunted and I said “they seem to be pretty quiet ghosts then.” Right as a cup fell off the counter without anyone near it, I said “that was petty.” And asked my grandma if she wanted to play cards.
6. The heirloom doll that sits in a box under my bed randomly showed up in my windowsill. I figured it was a better spot anyway and left it. It never moved again.
7. I planted some seeds from a box I found in the garage, and the next day all our plants died so I dug them up and put them back, and everything went back to normal.
8. I moved from a room upstairs to one downstairs and my things kept getting thrown into the hall when I wasn’t home, so I stood in the middle of the room and said, “I’m here now. Deal with it.” My stuff never got thrown out after that.
9. My dad told me he’d been hearing strange noises in the living room at night so I moved the bird cage in there and my dad said it stopped that night.
10. I watched a bunch of my books fall off my shelves so I picked up all the fallen ones and gave them to my grandpa and that was the end of it.
you are literally the best main character of a horror movie
Andy Samberg Shares His Rejected Golden Globes Jokes.
I love him so much
“Those poor boys”
“She deserves to be punished too.”
“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”
“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”
“She put herself in harm’s way”
“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”
“She ruined their lives.”
“Well she didn’t exactly say ‘no’..”
“Yea, but did you see what she was wearing?”
“Boys will be boys!”
“She should know better than to drink at a party…”
Cannot not reblog.
“She should have tried to enjoy–”
“She’s just saying something now for atten-“
boy am i glad this has so many notes
“But he’s a dude. That’s not ra-”
“He should’ve enjoyed it.”
“She must’ve lead him on.”
“But she orgasmed. That means she liked it - “
“She’s slept with so many people! She’s a slut-“
“Get over it, at least you’re still a virgin”
“Women can’t rape because…”
“Be grateful it wasn’t a man!”
“I’m sorry she hurt you but don’t call what happened to you rape, it’s an insult to the REAL victims…”
“You weren’t raped, you’re just lesbophobic.”
“She shouldn’t have posted provocative photos!”
“She shouldn’t have been dressed like that … she was asking for it!”
“It’s the woman’s responsibility to not put herself in dangerous situations, she should have been more aware.”
reblogging because it’s gotten even better since last time
I love this post!
“Well he paid for dinner, she kind of owed him.”
“She’s his wife, it’s her job to please him.”
“Oral isn’t rape.”
“Well he wasn’t armed, she could have walked away.”
“Guys can’t be raped, they love sex!”
“She didn’t fight back; it wasn’t rape.”
A good post
the day I do not reblog this is the day I’m buried six feet under
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