Corvid Caws

[puppygirllaika]

i think, if you're gonna open a restaurant, you should be legally required to have a fat person come in, move through the restaurant, and sit in at least one of the chairs. I think that person should be able to veto anything from how close together the tables are to how fucking skinny the chairs are. few things tick me off more then being unable to get to half the resteraunt because all the tables are like, 10 inches apart, or sitting down in a chair that has pointless side rails only to realize that they are gonna be digging into my butt for the next hour unless i sit on the very edge of the seat and never lean back.

[beesandwasps]

And then the fat person should go out and come back in again riding a wheelchair.

[anarchistmemedistro]

[thecordialcorvid2319]

Honestly accessible living has become a bit of an obsession. It’s beyond aesthetics. Everyone should have the right to move and exist freely. You never know how much you’ll miss it until you can’t anymore.

[all-hail-the-antler-king]

Like to charge reblog to cast

[thecordialcorvid2319]

Let’s kill AI. It’s ruining media.

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

FINE! I'll do it myself

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!

[darker-than-darkstorm]

According to this site, August 1 is the first day of Halloween.

[the-haiku-bot]

According to this

site, August 1 is the first

day of Halloween.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[rhysdoesstuff]

It’s Halloween time folks-

[thecordialcorvid2319]

I’ve been waiting for this. It’s spooky season! Pull out the pumpkins and bats!!!

[frociaggina97]

"i don't care if they make their whole way though uni with chatgpt" i think you guys are so internetpilled that you have forgotten there are actual jobs out there that require people to know what they are doing in any way possible or else people die

[frociaggina97]

i know a lot of people study just to get paid well but girl this is engineering be for fucking real take this seriously

[thesealfriend]

I've also seen a sudden uptake in sentiments like "the people who are getting chatgpt to write their essays for them are the same people who would have plagiarised or bullshat or cheated some other way 5 years ago, this is no different" and

1) yeah but it's now so much easier to do it, meaning the folks who Might have done that but decided it's actually less faff to just learn the material no longer have that last layer of restraint

2a) the folks plagiarising or bullshitting are at least exposing themselves to the true material while doing so, rather than a machine's vaguely plausible hallucination, which means they're at least learning A Bit, and

2b) they Know if they're pulling something out their ass, they know that information is bullshit and will not help them in the real world, whereas chatgpt stans will not only submit that info as their work but they also tend to Believe it and therefore take bits of it with them into the wider world

and critically,

3) it was always bad to plagiarise and cheat in academia, like I'm not talking about copying your friend's standardised test in high school that's whatever I don't give a shit I'm not a cop, but academic integrity in higher education is a real issue with real consequences and always has been, whether you're submitting organic bullshit or AI slop.

[lilith-vodkaaunt-of-demons]

I literally just listened to Oz Media read a reddit post about a guy who is like, 2 years into a Bachelor's in Nutrition who has come to the horrifying realization that, because of using ChatGPT to do all his coursework, he is 2 years into a Bachelor's in Nutrition and knows absolutely nothing about Nutrition.

And now that he's gotten to the point in the Degree where labs are starting, he's now well and truly fucked because ChatGPT can't do labs for him and he knows so little about this thing he's been going to school for 2 years for that he can't wing it.

And he can't come forward about it to his School Admin, because that level of Academic Dishonesty will definitiely bar him from continuing to attend his current school, and will likely make it so he can't attend any other school either.

So now he's stuck half way through a degree he knows nothing about, likely still owes student loan debt, and he can't come clean because he'll be barred from higher education.

I have a sinking feeling we'll see a lot more of this as using ChatGPT becomes more ubiquitous. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if in the next 5 to 10 years, there's an entire demographic of people with degrees they can't (and/or shouldn't) use because they don't actually know anything about their field.

[thecordialcorvid2319]

The hatred for ai is real. It truly seems to have simply disrupted society and the understanding of work ethic and morality. And why is ai on every website now? We’ve even lost the ability to research, learn to dig on sites and find reliable sources. We are losing archival and empirical skills, and losing moral fiber. Honestly id just say it’s a tragedy.

[john-barrymore]

[evilweasel]

(i attempt the trick where the peasant leans down and kisses the ring off the nobleman's finger) (my mouth is a distinct square shape when i stand back up) yore majethty

[thecordialcorvid2319]

This would still not be big enough to solve my problems

[justangrymacaroni]

A witch puts a spell on a girl, a sleeping spell that promises the girl shall wake through true love’s kiss. Men come and kiss her. She slumbers. Women come and press their lips to hers, but still she sleeps. Many years past, and the girl remains still. One bright morning,  a lost little boy finds her resting spot and clears the dust and grime from her face. He offers her a kiss on her forehead, and her eyes flutter open. She never feels romantic love for a man nor a woman, and she cares for the boy until the day she dies.

A young woman is imprisoned in a castle by a monstrously formed prince. The servants of the castle hope for them to fall in love, and when the spell is broken they assume their prayers have been answered. They are all surprised, but nonetheless pleased, when it is revealed to them that the young woman and prince are the truest of friends, and nothing more.

They say the kingdom is ruled by an evil queen, a woman who is incapable of loving. She is unmarried, she has no consorts, and she wishes for no partner. She is the wretched queen, the heartless queen. She must hate her daughter, for her daughter is beautiful, and women are incapable of liking another woman who’s prettier than themselves. It must be for this reason that the princess was sent away, not for how she was attacked by a man in the woods. They say the kingdom is ruled by an evil queen because she cannot love. The queen loves her daughter, and that is enough for them both.

There lives a prince who is forced to choose a bride at the ball. He meets many beautiful women, but find none which he loves. He spies one in a gorgeous gown and wonder in her eyes, and he dances with her all night long. The kingdom is sure he has found his bride. When the clock strikes midnight he tells her how he will never love a woman, or a man, in the way he is expected to. The beautiful woman smiles and tells him she expects nothing from him. The next morning the prince and the beautiful woman are missing, having run off together to see the world. They leave their shoes behind in their haste.

Many kinds of love exist. It doesn’t all have to be romantic.

[the-haiku-bot]

Many kinds of love

exist. It doesn’t all have

to be romantic.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[thecordialcorvid2319]

This actually made me emotional and the haiku bot jumping in to mirror the last line the way we quote lines in astonishment just made it worse? Idk. The poetry is right there.

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[borzboy]

strawbebbies..

[sprayed-cheese]

this post almost moved me to tears

[were-owl-deactivated20241025]

Tag yourself, I’m spinch or rainbow sprimkle

[justnick612-deactivated20210723]

I’m kepchup lmao

[fysticalmorest]

Brogle and rainbow sprimkle

[atlinmerrick]

This is so charming I feel punched in the solar plexus and I’m here for this sort of gentle, sweet violence.

[kristiemewisstan]

some additions from my own collection

[weepingwillo-deactivated2022071]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[dreamofbecoming]

[mallomia]

i have been blessed by ranibow spimkle, may the world heritage posts bless thee aswell

[decoysender]

No Smorking. Parma Jawn

[trippleacute]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[shyestbarbarian]

Not me helplessly scrolling faster and faster like, “Oh gods, please spot!!”

[the-haiku-bot]

Not me helplessly

scrolling faster and faster

like, “Oh gods, please spot!!”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

hey guys if you’re planning on making a vaguepost on the dashboard can you message me with the details and some of the lore behind the vague post you’re making. a vaguepost for the dash and a detailedpost for me. because i like to know what’s going on. if you do this i will automatically take your side because you’ve done the right thing by letting me know what’s up. thanks in advance ❤️

[thecordialcorvid2319]

This is me, always ready for the tea. I will brew you tea to drink while you tell me your figurative tea.

[thecordialcorvid2319]

I’d let you crawl under my skin

Let you wrap around my bones like ivy

I don’t care if you damage the foundations of my being

My blood can water your soil

And you can keep growing up and up

These bones don’t work anyway

So take them for spare nutrients

Flourish where I cannot

And I will watch, the trellis under the green

Content to witness

The world through your leaves

Maybe then

These old bones

Will stay together after all

[glowcowboy]

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

[its-your-mind]

the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw

[beautifulterriblequeen]

We are each other's night sky. No one is alone here.

[dear-ao3]

night sky continues to get brighter. theres always people here for you

[thecordialcorvid2319]

Hi yes I think this is lovely and sweet and hopeful and it makes me want to cry so I’m reblogging to join and I hope anyone who wants to can too.

[beemovieerotica]

dear people with OCD: the next time you have spiraling & intrusive thoughts, what-ifs, or catastrophizing scenarios, I am sending a cardigan-wearing 46-year old NYU professor directly into your brain and he says "Aaaaand scene!!!" and he claps his hands slowly. and he says "Wow. Wow. Powerful stuff. Evocative imagery. A little bit post-modern, a little bit hysterical realism in the vein of Don Delilo but let's pause right here." and you will recognize your thoughts as a perplexing avant-garde film shown to an audience of 15 liberal arts students who are now trying to get a good grade and sleep with their professor.

[beemovieerotica]

I almost posted this without the professor-fucking part but I decided that it is in fact crucial to combating OCD. sometimes you have to fight fire with fire i.e. spiraling thoughts with strong negative emotions get countered with strongly emotive surprise, cringe, and humor

sometimes the OCD brain can't just be stopped from fantasizing completely, but you can redirect that anxious mental energy toward crafting a fictional setup and story that doesn't involve you or your fears at all

another thing I do is interrupt intrusive thoughts with a very conscious and deliberate "and then an elephant walks in." and I'd make myself commit to the bit. it would force me to reframe everything and specifically understand it in an absurdist context, make me confront how ridiculous the initial thoughts even were, and there is honestly no way to keep being serious and distraught about your what-if scenarios when you've introduced a fucking elephant into the mix. film studies professor is also that elephant.

so it goes from scary thoughts about my life -> step back. this is a weird fictional film now. -> characters are analyzing the film -> those characters are super messy and have their own problems, and I'm watching them now and eating popcorn at this soap opera

[therogueduchess]

I need you to understand that now I am seeing this whole scenario but the professor is an elephant. Exactly as described, an elephant wearing a cardigan and no I do not understand how it is managing the clapping noise with legs that bend the way an elephant’s do. And yes the students all still want to sleep with him

[beemovieerotica]

A+ ADDITION

[thecordialcorvid2319]

So many coping mechanisms in therapy or online are essentially *disrupt the pattern*. The main ones hardly ever work on me. Yes deep breathing slows my heartrate but it doesn’t stop the horrors. But yknow what will? Absurdism. Surrealism. This is such a safe way to escape. Sorry horrors, can’t deal with you I’m Indiana Jones-ing my way through an entire plot of my own design.

[realtransfacts]

Fact #1047: The advice to not bind your chest for more than 8 hours at the time is not some transphobic conspiracy to foce you to experience dysphoria. It is advice given to you for your own safety. As mentally uncomfortable it might be to be without a binder, physically you need to give your ribcage a break.

[autism-freaks]

Also if you end up doing damage to your ribcage or surrounding structures, you will end up not being able to bind for much longer than a few hours. I got chostrocondritis (inflamed rib cartilage) and the beginnings of thoracic outlet syndrome from binding 10-12hrs a day and I don't even know how much longer I would've had to stop binding if I hadn't gotten top surgery 2-3 months later. Injuries from binding can keep you from being able to bind for months depending on the severity

[thecordialcorvid2319]

Sharing for anyone who passes my blog and needs it. Stay safe.

[slayediest]

[zerozerozio]

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

[boimann]

reblog to let people know it's ok to bother you with questions and statements

[thecordialcorvid2319]

I’d let you kooks bother me. Send me shit. Anything. I’m usually bored and looking for someone to talk to anyway.

[bogleech]

bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis

[poondragoon]

From top-of-frame, a month flutters into the wallet. Confused, the bat looks "up" to see an equally-confused human standing "above" her, holding an open wallet containing a single $100 bill.

Camera rotates to reveal bat has been hanging upside down above a human doing the exact same visual gag and each ruined the other's bit.

Laugh track.

[legov7]

[realdonkeykong]

All so true. Why is the human Jon Arbuckle

[zeemczed]

Jon Arbuckle is the default human skin.

[thecordialcorvid2319]

While I feel like I didn’t fully comprehend the depth of this meme….on the surface it made me giggle. On the blog it goes

[thememedaddy]

[thecordialcorvid2319]

I actually really need to remember this. So maybe someone else does too. Time to share

[peacozy]

[thecordialcorvid2319]

Actually this mindset is brilliant and I will have to adopt this. Our perceptions occur for a reason so if they don’t fit the situation then something is up. I’d be interested to see where else this could be applied