black hair Don't care

[huffylemon]

[thedrugskeepmesane]

Who i was at 20 vs who I hope to be at 40

[clockworkpriest]

also like 10-15 years from now I hope someone makes one of those inspirational sports movies except it’s a 50 year old woman who wants to play competitive online games and everyone tells her she can’t because she’s too old, her reflexes are too slow, etc, and she gets this grizzled trainer except they’re a 19 year old kid who had a promising career until carpal tunnel syndrome ruined their chances of becoming the world champion so they train her and she fuckin wins, the end. movie of the year.

[quaadude]

The Grandma(ster)

[doeeyeddyke]

and her game handle (is that what it’s called?) can be grandma.ster or some variant

[smile-2-be-happy]

I’m sorry. Why are we calling a 50 yr old a grandma? That’s literally just a regular lady with a fun hobby 😂

[what-even-is-thiss]

She had kids young

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

My mum was a grandma at 50? That’s not even young to be a grandma? I mean, it’s on the younger end of grandmas, but it’s absolutely not unusual. Perfectly normal grandma age.

Grandmas, believe it or not, are regular ladies with fun hobbies.

[thedrugskeepmesane]

literally like if you have a kid at 25 and your child has a kid at 25 you’ll be a grandparent at 50 you don’t even have to be a young parent to be a grandma at 50-50 is not as young as we think it is it’s not as old as we think it is either being a grandma it’s just a regular thing for regular people we also need to stop seeing being a parent or being a grandparent is some catchall for being wise or being great. It just means you’ve been here for a while and that you fuck that’s it.

[hellbrainspeaks]

You do not owe your partner(s) sex. I mostly see this passed around in the asexual community, and it absolutely needs emphasis there, but this applies to anyone of any orientation. You never owe your partner(s) sex under any circumstance.

If your sex drive or libido is lower than your partner’s, you may feel obligated to “keep up” with them to make them happy. But you have a right to say no, or not be in the mood, or be too tired, or just not want to right now. Your partner(s) should respect your right to say no and your bodily autonomy.

If your partner(s) try to harass, manipulate, or coerce you into having sex when you say no, they’re an asshole. Having said yes in the past does not mean you can never say no. It is not your responsibility or obligation to provide sex. You do not need to violate your own boundaries to make someone else happy. Your partner(s) should respect your right to say no, and if they don’t, they don’t deserve you.

Your body belongs to you, and you decide what’s best for your sexual health. Happy Pride

[official-asexual-posts]

official consent is fucking important post

[thedrugskeepmesane]

Can we also add that it’s ok not to be compatible as well it’s ok for romantic relationships to become platonic sex can at times make or break romantic relationships but so can a lack of communication and the dismal of or inability to provide a partners needs

[rahabq]

made by me

[thedrugskeepmesane]

Invitation to Hopper

[honeypleasejustkillme]

how the fuck is everyone ok with how lonely adulthood is??? it makes me want to kill myself everyday

[cryptidunknown]

3500 years ago a bunch of people decided to build a tower to the sky and now I have to worry about keeping up my Duolingo streak

[hell-propaganda]

why would you blame the people reaching for heaven instead of the god who cursed them

[thedrugskeepmesane]

Because the god is a GOD u know infinite wisdom and all that where as the people I mean come on they are ppl definitely atleast half assholes and half idiots 🤷🏽‍♀️

[gamergirlsex-deactivated2025012]

I'm just like all normal girls in their 20s i need lots of plushies and insane gay sex

[thedrugskeepmesane]

The sex doesn’t have to be gay but if she got a fat ass and some bmm’s 🥵 it’s whatever she tryna do🤷🏽‍♀️. Bmm= big mommy milkers😋

[thedrugskeepmesane]

It’s funny how a nigga can literally rape you call you the next day and say he was just too fucked up and couldn’t control himself which is basically admission of guilt then call you a year later to ask what he did wrong. Like wtf!!? How are you even still alive if you’re this stupid!?? Pls just die already it’s not that difficult

[thedrugskeepmesane]

Wtf at this point if he won’t die can I

[thedrugskeepmesane]

2 years ago late March 2020 I was laced and raped. About 30 days before my 20th birthday. It wasn’t a stranger but a friend of 2 years. I’ve never in my life felt so unclean I had bruises covering my neck and scattered across my upper arm. I doubt I’ll ever in my life be able to forget how heavy he was as I tried to push him off shaking my head violently. I’ve been smoking for going on 8 years and I’ve never felt so cloudy so confused. And 2 years later the harassment hasn’t stopped and I’m stuck feeling like every year for the rest of my life he’ll find someway to remind me. Today Wednesday July 15 2022 he called me multiple times from a private number Which I don’t normally answer so I didn’t at first but because of the number of calls I thought it might’ve been an emergency with my fiancé or my best friend or or family or something so I answered and when I realized it was him I hung up but then he started Literally blowing up my phone and I don’t know if I’m making this post as a record or to vent or if I’m just looking for some level of support I’m scared I’m sad and I just feel so alone

[thedrugskeepmesane]

I don’t remember

A point in my life when my thoughts weren’t constantly fixated on sex

[thedrugskeepmesane]

I’ve come to a point where it’s not constant just near constant let’s call it progress😌

[thinmintfingerprints]

As a black women in America and like knowing American history, it's always a head scratcher when I see black men and black women participating in SAHM,the man works the woman submits mentality...cause like am I trippin' or didnt black women in America always fucking work

During slavery they worked right along side the black men in fields and doing hard labor,did domestic work in homes and even when you get to the civil rights era where white women are being told to be the perfect housewives, black women and men were still working in positions of direct service,black women were maids and cleaners and nannies and black men were janitors,elevator attendants etc. Like they couldnt afford not having both partners work

Black women have always worked, that SAHM shit,at least as is defined by that "traditional american ideal" was never advertised to us, and it's not something we ever did until black people/men had the opportunity to participate in capatalism the way white men did

Or at least that's my perception

If a women in my life didnt work outside the homestead/family it was because she couldnt at the time,not because it was a choice

[thedrugskeepmesane]

Why would we play into the hyper masculinization? We deserve the right to nurture and heal after pregnancy just like everyone else. You’re proving your own point by pointing out the treatment of black women and how we have been treated Like men for the last 400 years we deserve peace we deserve to nurture our children and take care of our bodies just like anyone else having a child is a mental and physical strain it could kill you and it is more likely to kill black women why should I work if I just gave a man a child we can’t go 50-50 in pregnancy so the least you can do is take care of me while I nurture and take care of our child being a stay at home mom is a job it is an important job think about how many black children especially in the 80s and 90s were latchkey kids and were able to get into whatever it’s why the war on drugs was possible a lack of guidance Not everyone wants their children to raise them selves

[foreverimthatgirl-deactivated20]

i love smelling weed in a public place like i know somebody havin a good time!

[richard-fucking-feynman]

I don’t. You’re damaging my lungs and making it possible that I will lose my job.

[foreverimthatgirl-deactivated20]

ok.

[my-soft-sunshine]

This is like actually really gross though? Don’t smoke anything in public ffs. Y'all ok with giving someone lung cancer? Or causing an asthmatic to have a life threatening attack?

Smoking in public doesn’t make you cool it makes you a douchebag ✌️

[thyrell]

i dont think you guys understand how far away you can smell someone smoking weed

[bonginspector]

Some of you don’t have friends and it’s because you don’t smoke weed

[thedrugskeepmesane]

This made me laugh so hard I choked ☠️😂😂😂

[thedrugskeepmesane]

Take me back to 2013 😩

[thedrugskeepmesane]

I’ll never forgive them for what they did to my main man Mercutio to Shakespeare the directors the writers of the screen play for the movie to all of them a curse on all of their houses because Mercutio did not deserve what he got

[amateur]

What’s happening on Twitter? 😂

[ruinedchildhood]

https://twitter.com/smashmouth/status/992478669435060224?s=19

[steampunktallulah]

Love smash mouth

[ryonceagsalud]

What’s going on this year

[ruinedchildhood]

What is happening? 😂

[victorious]

[thefishychicken]

LMAO He just said he does

[ruinedchildhood]

https://twitter.com/TheRock/status/588913900789309440?s=19

[natural--blues]

[imanambulance]

LMAO reblogging again because of 5he sass from dictionary.com 😂😂

[ultracheese]

[awildpaige]

Y'all know when you get wrecked by the damn dictionary you’re a fool

[starsberrisnunicorns]

Never Forget 😂

[usedtobe-a-crazygirlthinking]

The best fucking post on here

[ruinedchildhood]

[trashpandagamer]

IT’S BACK

[boylikeme94]

Thread was missing my fave part.

[official-lucifers-child]

i’m actually wheezing at all of this

[papermushrooms-deactivated20240]

This is off the rails and I love it

[thedrugskeepmesane]

This whole thread brought me joy

[purpledragonfollower]

[tumblr]

[purpledragonfollower]

Holy shit what

[dzamie]

what how did you do that

[purpledragonfollower]

Apparently you can now do this for some reason writing tumblr [between these brackets]

And you get [tumblr]

[nevsky-deactivated20220826]

[tumblr]

what. what is the purpose of this

[riflesniper-a]

[thedrugskeepmesane]

[tumblr]