Flutter

who am i? who are you? what is tumblr? why cobble here? what if the universe at large is an elaborate ant tank designed to make us believe we are progressing but never allow us to know the true extent of it? why not cobble here? should i sleep? i should sleep.

[gay-systemdeez]

I like Linux.

[gay-systemdeez]

The Linux users on this site will reblog anything that's about Linux.

[lenovo-real]

Yes

[thinkpad-offical]

Correct

[nyarch-official]

indeed I will

[notanoob123]

Yep

[buildroot-official]

indeed

[vi-official]

that checks out

[zsh-official]

Ayup

[mpd-official]

yup

[cinnamon-official]

yeauh

[theflutterqueen]

Word

[mogamingthe1st]

"Doctors never care about their patients" is actually an outdated statistic. Gabriel Edega, aka Dr. Medical Malpractice McGhee, who is trying to run a major hospital with only the cardiology department and a janitor, is an outlier and should not have been included

[theflutterqueen]

baby's first ficbind!

This is One Step Forward and Like Footprints on the Seashore by @adrianainthesnow (Stepping Stones blog, AO3)

It's also double sided!

[video desc: op flipping the book over to reveal that both stories are on the opposite sides of the same book, with one cover for One Step Forward and one cover for Like Footprints on the Seashore]

I stole this gimmick from Lauren Oliver's Replica - it's 2 perspectives of the same story in the same way so I figured the format fit

[ladyelainehilfur]

real paramedic x golden retriever firefighter AU energy with this

[frejs-froggy-artblog]

Matching icons for you, your welder and the guy you're sending into unimaginable horror

[eggrolls-and-fandoms]

DELTARUNE TOMORROW!!!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[samshine-and-lollipops-deactiva]

Wait, it got better.

[libertineangel]

He does this a lot, to my deep surprise in undergrad:

For reference, the reason nobody likes this book and you can press tofu with it is that it’s about 1600 pages long.

[horizon-penblade]

It’s also, by all accounts, the origin of Cousin Throckmorton

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[free-post-store]

$0

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[theflutterqueen]

spongebob squarepants theme came in clutch

okay but this is actually such a cool idea

[mumblesplash]

dude this show is so fucking funny

[mumblesplash]

so far it mainly seems to be an exploration of toxic japanese work culture. the two male leads have sex in like episode 3 but it’s emergency first aid for an overdose and neither of them want to. the accountant strongly considers making it a regular thing just so he can keep abusing stimulants to do work no one wants him to do. they’ve made out onscreen multiple times per episode since then out of medical necessity. it’s still looking like the actual relationship is going to be an excruciating slow burn if it happens at all. the chosen one is getting world saving lessons offscreen

[stars-in-a-jam-jar]

OP nothing else you've posted that's crossed my dash while scrolling has reminded me so notably that you are the one who made Tetris Spoilers a thing.

[mumblesplash]

ok listen there’s no need to bring my extremely self-consistent past behaviors into this

[theflutterqueen]

wait what wdym tetris spoilers

[beemovieerotica]

ok this is insanely cool

[papayafromtv]

there is no way jason and tim haven't gotten bored during patrol and decided to switch places for a bit. like the amount they must banter and joke about how tim stole robin so he's coming for red hood next, and that jason's gonna steal red robin as revenge for taking robin for him; there has to be an occasion where during a slow night they're both bored and in funny moods so they just switch costumes behind an air conditioning unit without telling anyone for a laugh.

jason shows up to red robin's rendezvous with nightwing, batman and robin clearly about to tear through tim's suit. dick and damian stare at him in the utmost bafflement until bruce opens his mouth to ask what the fuck and dick cuts him off with a 'hoooold on b, i kinda wanna see what happens when he tries to use those bo-staffs.'

they end up just quietly accepting it and jason spends the next three hours doing the MOST dramatic tim impressions he can, including answering literally everything with 'uhm, actually ☝️🤓' vibes and every five minutes going in a very high pitched voice 'man, jason todd sure was my hero back when he was robin. i wish i had been good enough to fill his shoes but alas, i am just a pathetic little rich boy with no skills other than being a potential peeping-tom'. damian laughs. every time. there also comes a point where they all get into a fight with some criminals and jason has to bust out the bo-staffs except he was never trained with them so he doesn't know the techniques, and it ends up with dick sat on top of a billboard calling out point scores as jason runs around holding one of the staffs like fuckin steve harrington with his nail-bat just whacking guys over the head with it as if he's playing fuckin' goon-golf.

meanwhile tim is over in crime alley surrounded by jason's subordinates who ABSOLUTELY fuckin' know this is red robin wearing their bosses suit because it is DROWNING him and they've seen the two hang out enough to catch onto tim's speech style, except they are absolutely NOT going to be interfering or asking why because red robin is wearing a bomb-helmet and is clearly ENTIERLY too happy to be in a situation where it is socially acceptable for him to be using guns and threatening to kill people and jason's goons do NOT want to get involved. the rest of the bats finally end up in crime alley and they find 'red hood' sat on a chair in the middle of a street he's blocked off via death threats overseeing a human version of chess that he's playing against black mask (who does not seem to realise this isn't jason) complete with a chalk chess board drawn on the road and all of jason's subordinates resignedly standing in separate squares with pieces of paper stuck to their heads declaring what kind of piece they're supposed to be. jason and dick walk onto the street just in time to watch tim declare 'knight to E5!' and the guy with 'knight' pinned to his forehead clocks his real boss entering the scene dressed as red robin, sighs bitterly at him, drags his feet over to where black mask's 'queen' goon is staring at the floor forlornly, says 'sorry matthew,' and then proceeds to sock him in the face so hard the guy goes down in one hit.

[writing-prompt-s]

One night, you decide to put your phone under your pillow. When you wake up in the morning, your phone is replaced by cash totaling what you paid for your phone. Turns out the tooth fairy takes more than just teeth.

[gwen-tolios]

You regret the loss if your phone, of course, but the tooth fairy gave you brand new market price and so you bought a new one with the cash and pocketed the rest.

You experiment. Sticking items under your pillow is better than the hassle of Facebook marketplace.

She doesn’t take the plastic plate set you’ve tried to sell for weeks, but she takes a gold rimmed china saucer from your Grandma’s old set. You get brand new market value for it - from 1946 when it had been bought.

She ignores jeans and books, but trades for spoons and costume jewelry. The tooth fairy, you realize, is a bit of a magpie. If it’s a little bit shiny, she’ll give you cash.

You clear out the jewelry table at a garage sale, place them one by one under your pillow. The amount you get varies, but still is brand new market value of when the item was originally bought. Nothing more than $50, but that’s better than the $8 you bought it for.

After a few weeks, something changes. Your bank account isn’t as empty, your pillow is thicker. You take a nap, because sleeping on items isn’t the most comfortable. You wake up to a crinkle, a note next to your nose.

The writing is tiny, you need your phone’s magnifier to read it, but it turns out just as you’ve been using the tooth fairy, she wants to use you. She’s dropped off a list of wants; hints at a finder fee in cash or precious metals.

It’s specific, odd stuff. A clean dollar coin. A chandelier crystal. A reversible sequin pillow. Antique holiday ornaments. Photo hooks. All, you think, easy to get.

You sign her contact with purple sparkly gel pen and offer it as a freebie.

WHO THE FUCK SIGNS A CONTRACT WITH A FAIRY WHAT KIND OF DUMBASS-

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

WHY DID YOU MAKE A DEAL WITHA FAE?!

[rosemelodyshah]

Maybe it’ll wanna be my fwiend and give me fluffy stuffz

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

ur a lost cause

[rosemelodyshah]

YES, BUT— look at what I got:

The owl is Mycroft, the hedgehog is John, and the butterfly is Sherlock!

And it’s a very comfy blankie!

(I think @autistobrat would agree that it’s a fair thing to get into a deal with a Fae for)

[autistobrat]

count me agreed

[la-scriba]

game of chess but with real people but all the pawns are trans women and if they get to the eighth rank they get a lifetime supply of estrogen

[la-scriba]

nope!

[lovecrafts-iranon]

It is too. they just have to take some pieces to not get in each other's way.

[la-scriba]

Are there enough pieces to do that for every pawn though?

[lovecrafts-iranon]

yes. easily.

[la-scriba]

Show me.

[lovecrafts-iranon]

1. e4 e5 2. Ne2 d5 3. Nf4 exf4 4. e5 Kd7 5. e6+ Kc6 6. e7 Qd6 7. e8=Q+ Kb6 8. d4 Be7 9. Qf8 Bf6 10. c4 Be5 11. dxe5 c5 12. e6 d4 13. e7 d3 14. Be2 f5 15. Bf3 Nf6 16. O-O d2 17. Qc2 d1=Q 18. Be3 fxe3 19. e8=Q e2 20. Be4 fxe4 21. f4 e1=Q 22. f5 Qc3 23. b4 Nd5 24. f6 e3 25. f7 e2 26. Qfe7 e1=Q 27. f8=Q Qe4 28. cxd5 c4 29. Qe2 Qcd3 30. Nd2 c3 31. Nf3 c2 32. Nd4 Qde5 33. d6 c1=Q 34. d7 g5 35. d8=Q+ Ka6 36. g4 Bf5 37. gxf5 g4 38. f6 g3 39. f7 Qh4 40. Kg2 Qhf4 41. Kh3 Qff5+ 42. Kh4 g2 43. Qg7 g1=Q 44. f8=Q Nd7 45. Nc6 bxc6 46. Qb8 c5 47. b5+ Ka5 48. b6 c4 49. b7 c3 50. Qbc8 c2 51. b8=Q Qce3 52. Rb1 c1=Q 53. Rb6 axb6 54. a4 h5 55. Qef6 Qed2 56. Qfg8 Kb4 57. a5 b5 58. a6 Ra7 59. Qcd8 Rc7 60. a7 Kc5 61. a8=Q b4 62. Rf4 Qdd6 63. Rg4 hxg4+ 64. Qh5 g3 65. h3 g2 66. Q7h7 Qgh2 67. Qbb7 Qea1 68. Qfe7 b3 69. Q7e6 Qhh1 70. Qef6 Qfd5 71. Kg4 g1=Q+ 72. Kh4 b2 73. Qgg2 b1=Q 74. Kg4 Qge1 75. h4 Re8 76. Qhe5 Qda2 77. Qhe4 Q2b2 78. h5 Q2a2 79. h6 Q2b2 80. h7 Q2a2 81. h8=Q

[la-scriba]

Wow. Good work.

[dialupmodern]

i was asked to post this, speedrun is heating up

[datasoong47]

Interesting that both go beyond the original parameter of "promote all pawns" and also avoided capturing any of the promoted queens or the original queen, thus also making the maximum number of possible Queens on the board (18 Queens!). I suspect it would be possible to shorten the number of moves a little if you allowed Queens (whether original or promoted) to be captured. It's also funny in that White and Black kept alternating between having forced mate sequences

[theflutterqueen]

chess full transition any%

[st4ngray]

When the club makes you go doki doki

[otselotus]

:00

[despazito]

[sylveonellie]

im so transcoded (used to be .mp3 and now im .ogg)