TheHotzes blog

AroAce. Good with any pronouns but most common are he/him. Gamer and tinkerer.

[incorrectfantasyquotes]

Jasnah: why did we finish writing the bible? I have something I wanna add in there

[shreekofjoy]

I'm sorry, but why is this flagged as Mature Content?

[thehotze]

Rebloging to spite tumblr censorship

[bigbigtruck]

i dreamed it was forbidden to post memes unless there was a picture of a wizard in them

I kept posting one that said "I HAVE NO QUARREL WITH YOU, FRIEND; BUT OUR INTERACTIONS ARE TEDIOUS AND I WISH THEY CEASE"

[bigbigtruck]

kind of like this

[blue-and-golden-butterflies]

I don't know if this is a hot take, but I've seen people mentioning this and. I absolutely do NOT want a post-credits scene for the Mistborn movie that somehow hints at Secret History. Or at the very least the part that Kelsier "survives". A huge part of the emotional weight and pain of Well of Ascension comes from Kelsier's absence and how everyone struggles with his legacy, the way he shaped their lives and then left, how and why he died / decided to die, and how to move on without him and his leadership, his hope, his determination. How to move past him, even. Not to mention the whole Church of the Survivor thing. Kelsier's death haunts almost everything in that book. Showing that he's still there in a way would destroy all that. The earliest I'd want any hint or straight up proof at him still being "there", like his voice or an outline of his body or whatever would either be at the veeeeeery end of Well of Ascension or, better, Hero of Ages (where Kell is actually free from the prison at the Well and is starting to interact with the characters in earnest as cognitive shadow / Shard of Preservation). And then a separate short movie put straight onto Apple TV or smth that depicts Secret History. Or integrate it into Hero of Ages (although no idea how that would work without splitting the movie in 2 parts or making it too disjointed). Idk honestly but please no Mistborn Post Credits or something at the beginning/during Well of Ascension.

[thehotze]

If they do a post credit scene, they should probably just have hoid chilling at a certain party on roshar.

[aroacesafeplaceforall]

being aro is just

like

set in stone for me personally

i dont think that will ever change

its not even debated by myself anymore

but

I could be a lesbian

like i could totally be in a relationship with a woman, i just wouldn't feel shit about it

its this weird thing were i debate whether just to try to "double check and see" if im aro/ace but then i feel like no fuck you i am, i don't need to prove that and thas giving in to the aphobes, and then again im like well we only live once so who gives a fuck

and then again, i like never having dated/slept with anyone. I'm not a "purist" aro/ace don't worry, i don't care what anyone does with themselves, it doesn't make them any less valid as an aro/ace, but personally i like it.

idk

maybe a QPR? but i hate the idea of a relationship, like the thought makes me wrinkle my nose

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

[butwhypants]

[thehotze]

Mongols after conquering china.

[eraserheadadult]

when i was a kid i had moments of being so fucking diabolical because i realized at some point the best way to leverage power over my family was to do shit that would make everybody late

[eraserheadadult]

our house was in the middle of nowhere surrounded by woods so when i decided i didnt want to wear dresses anymore if we were going to some event & my parents insisted i had to wear a dress i would just go hide in the woods. was so committed i almost made us miss a flight once bc my mom packed a dress in my suitcase

i only promised to stop doing this if my parents got me formal boys clothes to wear which eventually they did. i don't feel bad about resorting to violence bc i asked politely and they said no. proud of 10 yr old me for evil annoying lesbian behavior

[the-prophesied-disco-gay]

5th grade was the last time I wore a dress for school pictures. When my parents attempted to force the issue for 6th grade, I climbed onto our roof and pulled the ladder up after me. My dad borrowed the neighbors ladder. As soon as it touched the roof I pulled it up too. By the time I had 3 ladders they were willing to negotiate, and 2 hours late for work.

[max1461]

[ostensible-adult]

[Image ID: a tumblr tag reading "problems that can be avoided if you simply treat your child as a human being with the right to make decisions on what they wear". End ID]

[wetheurban]

Sending love to anyone who is just… tired.

Of the bills. The responsibility. The emotional labor. The constant pressure of trying to make life work for themselves and the people they love.

Be gentle with yourself. The caregiver deserves care, too.

[completely-sane-scientist]

[necronatron]

This is exactly why I don't give a shit and my favourite characters are ace because that's up to MY interpretation. My canon now.

[roguedeer]

Being asexual and racist is embarassing as fuck. Being racist at all is obviously embarassing as fuck but the amount of racism and especially antiblackness i have been seeing from asexuals recently is obscene.

One of the only asexual activists is Yasmin Benoit, a Black woman. She has raised so much awareness for the community. She was the first asexual person to lead Pride in London, she started the #thisiswhatasexuallookslike movement and is THE leading voice for the community.

And you all will celebrate international asexuality day on April 6th but we wouldn't even have that if she hadn't cofounded it.

Edit: why are you all too scared to repost this. Cmon. Be vocal about being against racism

[vertebratee]

Local man forced to go to space, forgets he’s aroace

[theyshutmedownagain]

[teaboot]

Jesus christ I love humanity

[rylandgraceofficial]

do you think the eridian students have brainrot shit they do to piss off the famous Savior of Erid, Dr. Cpt. Ryland Grace?

do they randomly declare “rock slide!” and all tumble around the floor? or do they randomly start “humming” at discordant frequencies because they think it’s funny when he gets overstimulated? do they discover that two of their rock compositions are similar to that of human fingernails and another similar to slate and therefore can create the nails on chalkboard sound that brings Grace to his knees in agony?

[thehotze]

They probably figure out that humans can only "hear" light in a straight line, and take advantage of that in ways they never could with another teacher.

[mille-marteaux]

ordered pizza from a small local place and they didnt actually cut it so i've chosen to revert to a wild animal and begin ripping it apart instead of just using a knife to portion slices

[mille-marteaux]

absolutely visceral experience. food is so much more satisfying when you have to fight it. i may be feral

[mille-marteaux]

i am not proud to say this but that pizza lasted fifteen minutes. i normally am not that gluttonous, but this goes beyond glutton. there was gluttony and wrath. a whirlwind of sauce, cheese, and pepperoni, all atop a flatbread that was shred apart by my own hands due to the neglect of another

in that moment i was wild. i was free. i understood the simplest joys in life. the joy of eating and manifesting my own destiny

[mille-marteaux]

been reflecting on this all day and the unsliced pizza experience honestly ruled. i think everyone should try it sometime or another. you have not truly lived until you just absolutely obliterated a pizza in such a feral manner

[shayminsh]

is this you

[mille-marteaux]

yes

run

[mortalmab]

My best friend and I have this tradition we call “chicken dinner” where we get a rotisserie chicken, lay it on a tarp, start on opposite ends of the tarp, and on the count of three we both run at the chicken and start ripping into it with our bear hands. We will be on our knees fighting for the best pieces of meat, ripping into the chicken with our faces, and it is the most viscerally delicious chicken I have ever had in my life. Grease gets everywhere. We have to do this outside. We have to tie our hair in buns beforehand.

You have never known the joy of food until you are lunging at your friend to rip the best part of the chicken out of their hand, rolling around on the tarp, stuffing it in your face before they can retaliate, and you realize “holy shit did I just growl?” And then you realize they are doing it too.

The chicken gets decimated. It’s absolutely destroyed. We aren’t allowed back inside until we have been hosed down. It’s the best.

[mortalmab]

Oh ye of little faith.

[cipheramnesia]

People across the street looking through the blinds, "Harold! Harold come quick, they're doing the chicken thing again!"

[fayallir]

[scarlct-vvitch]

platform decay makes me insane because it's like "what if this person, who previously believed their only possible purpose in life was brutal violence, found themselves in a situation where a young child trusted them so much that they grabbed on and refused to let go" and im just supposed to be okay after reading that???

[wizardlyghost]

halfway through platform decay and the most mind blowing reveal so far is that sanctuary moon episodes are a full hour long lmao. i thought they were like 22-minute friends episode kind of length and that was why a) it seems like a kinda schlocky scifisploitation churn-out-as-many-cliffhangers-as-possible sort of show and b) there's such an enormous volume of episodes despite the show's relatively mid reputation, but no, apparently it really is like if game of thrones ran for forty seasons. wild.

[thehotze]

So we know a handful of people, a sec unit, and bot can throw together a decent documentary in just a few hours with no outside feed connection. As long as the writing is good, a dedicated media organization can probably make a pretty good show with far less effort and time than we need today.

[mongeese]

The Murderbot Diaries are a power fantasy about being aromantic and still developing extremely important dedicated emotionally intimate partnerships where you are a top priority in a person's life, equal to their other family or romantic attachments despite your own emotional difficulties. And having guns in your arms

[retrodynamics]

Honestly if you say or do something strange, an employee probably WILL tell all their coworkers about it all day, however they’ll basically never remember it was you specifically and instead just a faceless “customer” amalgamation of every time someone said something to them. Plus you’re giving them enrichment and something to mutually bond over. So really you’re doing an important service by being a little awkward.