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"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.

derinthescarletpescatarian

#looked up and thought ‘that can’t be hard’#and then my eyes widened with horror as I realized the sheer number of rectangles everywhere#I’m . I’m horrified

It's a good shape!

#blindsight by peter watts

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eating in mexico as a Brit or central/northern European has gotta be like hearing music for the first time

#you would not believe how disgusting swedish tomatoes are

crawfishcomic

Validation

#yeah i'm drunk enough to reblog that

bogkeep

we had a Quest today. we were told that the basilica of st. george here in prague has a 400 year old mummified severed arm hanging in a chain from the ceiling.

the basilica is beautiful and all... but we were here for this

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okay. fine. i have a solution that will make no one happy. let's make pluto a planet. if we launch one tungsten cube per day for 200 years precisely aimed at pluto's surface it will become massive enough to gravitationally clear its orbit of other kuiper belt objects. this will be completely useless and extremely expensive as well as potentially dangerous. and it will destroy the heart

bequeerbepunk

Do it the other way, take all the nuclear weapons on earth and start obliterating everything that is similar in size as pluto in the kuiper belt.

Pluto can be a planet, or else.

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see, this is again exactly the type of thinking i was roasting. you can't even name the kuiper belt objects or the features that make them unique or interesting for study. you don't know any of the things we have learned following this change in nomenclature. you can't accept empiricism or adapt to change. you're trying to use a "punk" label imagining yourself postured in some kind of resistance to authority when what you're really doing is clinging to the way things were when you were a child, which changed twenty years ago, and invoking a ridiculous and pointless threat of nuclear bombs to defend it, aligning yourself precisely with the actions of the state. it's sad

sexhaver

lmfao the Scots in town for the World Cup have made a pilgrimage to Boston's world-famous Cop Annihilating Slide

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what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"

rosie-dear-rosie

papayajuan2019

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

pocket-deer-belly

every time i think about overwatch's orientalism i go a lil more insane. 5 japanese characters all of which are tied to a very stereotypical mythologized version of japan. they're some of the few explicitly magical characters. all of them are part of clans and lineages and shit. every map that takes place in japan is an orientalist fairy land with idyllic old looking villages with shrines and gates and cobblestone and zero utility poles in sight. this game is so incredibly racist

pocket-deer-belly

what's interesting to me is that no other asian characters get this treatment. mei is a climate scientist or something. diva is a gamer. lifeweaver and symmetra are scientist. something about japan specifically makes the overwatch devs get a boner for the image of a permanently ancient magical other, japanese characters are simply not allowed to be contemporary

badassdemonsword

poetrex

Friendship ended with Pakistani Foreign Minister Mian Arshad Hussain. Now First Lady of the Philippines Imelda Marcos is my new best friend. Everyone knows Sindrhi Mangoes are mushy & counterrevolutionary.* *This meme brought to you by Carabao Mango Gang.