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[candyskiez]

The fact that people don't think friendship is enough to justify characters doing insane acts of love for each other baffles me. Like have you never loved your friend so so much you want to live in their ribcage. Have you never been really weird about a friend. Have you never wanted to bite your friends parents or shove them down a staircase. Have you never wanted to be buried in the same grave as a friend. Have u never. How do u people live like this.

[theonewhereemmaisntfamous]

to be fair, I’m a little in love with all of my friends

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[tolerateit]

women in STEM (shitty posture, tired all the time, eyebags, miserable)

[theonewhereemmaisntfamous]

JD Vance wrote this

[wiisagi-maiingan]

What a terrible world we live in where you can google wild plants or bugs because you're interested in them and the first results are all "how do I kill this"

[wiisagi-maiingan]

Where is the whimsy? Where is the kindness? Where is the love for the world we live in and the creatures we share it with? How did we reach this point?

[sweatermuppet]

age 16: the world isn't worth living in

age 24: been getting into greek yogurt & birdwatching lately

[comradetork]

put down the chat gpt. consume too much caffeine and nicotine and write a paper that you barely understand while you approach hallucination territory from too little sleep and too much raging. engage with academia in the way god intended

[hoziercriespower]

Hozier performing in Charlotte, NC

📸: artziety | 23rd April '24

[theonewhereemmaisntfamous]

I was there 😭

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

[apisashla]

reblog if attacking fascism is really the hill you want to die on

[alpine-insurrection]

this is literally like one of the most justified and honorable hills you could die on??? lol??

[harostar]

[lilithtransrights]

Quick someone reply with the gif™️

[burnt-to-cynders]

[lilithtransrights]

[momusu-saval-deactivated2024010]

Always reblog this if you are cool

[1800snostalgia]

Mugshot of a 2-year-old Francois Bertillon, arrested for eating a basket of pears

Follow for more 1800s nostalgia

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

#who the fuck arrested a two year old #what police officer was like YOU’RE COMING WITH ME SON #was it javert #i bet it was javert (x)

[luanna801]

So actually these photos were taken by the kid’s uncle, Alphonse Bertillon, who was a French police officer and inventor of the mug shot. These photos were just taken as a joke, probably when Bertillon was developing his mugshot technique and needed someone to practice on.

No actual two-year-olds were arrested in the creation of these photos!

[albaficalover]

“1880s nostalgia” with a pic from 1993 yes of course

[onion-souls]

There was also an 1893

[love-god-herself-deactivated202]

From people thinking a toddler was actually arrested, to people somehow misreading “1800s nostalgia” as “1880s,” to this person thinking a fucking daguerreotype was taken in the 1990s… this whole thread was a ride I didn’t expect to take today. 

[love-god-herself-deactivated202]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

This is worse than the math post

[keagan-ashleigh]

Just to rectify a little thing: the baby isn’t mentioned to be 2 years old but 2 months old (“âgé de deux mois”, mois means month in french).

[carolxdanvers]

Have you ever seen a baby

[firelxdykatara]

ok yes mois means months, but the number there is twenty-three (aka roughly two years) not two

what two-month-old is that size with that much hair lmfao

[elodieunderglass]

In my experience two year olds can only manage one or two pears before slumping to the floor like fruit bats too heavy to fly, so that’s the next part of this very simple post we should focus on

[sufficientlylargen]

I can’t believe this two-month old teenager from the early eighteenth century ate an entire fruit bat. I’m glad they spent the rest of the 1875s in jail.

[theonewhereemmaisntfamous]

Adding this here because there are a lot of “a whole basket of pears?” tags. Toddlers do this thing where they take one bite of everything. I’ve lost so many good bags of apples in a single toddler sitting. It’s not a phase that lasts long, but it is a phase that a lot of toddlers go through. Kid probably dug their little teeth into every pear in a basket but didn’t actually eat entire pears.

[jason-todd-slut]

oh to be rejected by hozier

[love-me-love-my-weirdness]

I didn’t realise this was a debated issue until recently so can I just say that polyamorous folks are queer.

They are people living in an unconventional relationship that deviates from the societal expectation of one man and one woman loving each other and each other only.

Polyam folks are the queerest motherfuckers. Sending y’all some love!

[radafayscage]

Yeah the mormon guys with multiple wives that use them to mass-produce as many fucking kids as possible are totally queering the patriarchy.

[theonewhereemmaisntfamous]

Cishet Brad with a wife and kids at home but three more girlfriends because that’s how he “expresses his true self” is definitely super unconventional and queer. /s

[vengefulbees]

I'm just saying; major L to the Fall of the House of Usher bastards that they didn't call him Fraudrick instead of Frogrick

[theonewhereemmaisntfamous]

But they did call him Frauderick

[animentality]

[theonewhereemmaisntfamous]

study conducted entirely by 50-year-old men who haven’t ever intentionally washed their hands

[mossghoul]

People react really badly to the suggestion that you should take ‘bitch’ seriously as a slur/censure its usage and it’s abundantly clear that it’s because they don’t take misogyny seriously as a form of oppression.

How many women have had that word spat at them as they’re hit, sexually assaulted or killed by men? How many women have had the word used against them as a degrading warning, to keep them in their place? How many women have had it shouted at them out of cars, to remind them that they’re part of a subordinate class?

Why is that substantially less serious than someone using another type of slur to degrade or terrorise?

[theonewhereemmaisntfamous]

It’s also inherently dehumanizing, and I’ll never understand why it’s just totally fine to so many people.

[theonewhereemmaisntfamous]

No offense to Stephen King, but I don’t want writing tips from someone who spent the majority of his kids’ childhoods using drugs and alcohol to the point that he can’t even remember some of the writing he did during that time.

Give me tips from Tabitha King, who kept what would become her husband’s first bestseller from the trash and helped him with the perspective that he couldn’t figure out, who had three kids she was raising while her husband had a drinking problem and cocaine addiction, who wrote books while she still had young kids, whose story continues to take a backseat.

I can use Tabitha King’s advice, not her husband’s.

[nerdygaymormon]

[theonewhereemmaisntfamous]

biblical manhood is getting cucked by your 12yo wife and a god who couldn’t find someone in his age range to knock up

[thepeacefulgarden]

[wagnetic]

[Text: In recovery circles, I’ve heard this described as “going to the hardware store for oranges.” In this case the hardware store is your parents and the oranges are the love and support you rightfully wish they could give you. Unfortunately, the hardware store simply doesn’t stock oranges. And we save ourselves a world of hurt when we learn to stop going to people for things they aren’t capable of giving us.]

[into-the-weeds]

#oh I like this#but I like it better as a metaphor for a pattern of seeking out emotionally unavailable people rather than expecting kindness from parents#because you know that the hardware store isn’t supposed to carry oranges#I would say the thing about parents is more like expecting a grocery store that’s always out of oranges to have oranges next time#it’s not unreasonable to expect oranges from a grocery store#but this store will never have oranges despite this (via @wagnetic)

[dalniente]

I have to respectfully disagree with those tags. I see what they're saying and it still works from a metaphor standpoint, but the issue is they're ultimately still expecting parents to be a grocery store.

It is absolutely crucial to understand that parents are no different from anybody else. "A pattern of seeking out emotionally unavailable people" can very easily still apply to parents! They don't become grocery stores just because they're parents. And in this case, your parents aren't a grocery store. They are not "out" of oranges, the oranges were never in stock and they were never going to be.

It's okay if you thought they were a grocery store! Parents are supposed to be grocery stores. It is not unreasonable to expect oranges from something you THINK is a grocery store, especially when everyone else is saying "look at these oranges I got at the grocery store, which is my parents." But at some point, you look around and realize-- wait, what the fuck, MY parents aren't a grocery store at all! no wonder I can't get oranges here! And then you stop expecting the oranges entirely.

That's what this is really about, at its core. It's about modifying expectations, not finding new ways to explain why they're still reasonable. If your parents are a grocery store that's just perpetually out of oranges, then you still have reason to believe this time might be different. They COULD have oranges this time; they're a grocery store. Maybe this time will be different. Maybe this time--

No. It won't be. Because the place where you are looking for oranges is fundamentally incapable of giving them to you.

It isn't fair that you got a hardware store when everyone else got groceries. You deserved to have oranges too, all the oranges you ever wanted. You know you deserve this, just like you know parents are supposed to be grocery stores-- it's why you keep checking! But at the end of the day, the simple fact is, you got a hardware store. It sucks and it's not fair and it's okay to feel whatever way you feel about it, for as long as you need to, but at some point...

...you gotta stop going to the hardware store for oranges.

[theonewhereemmaisntfamous]

i started thinking about this years ago because of teeth. teeth are so interesting. you can just have spares for no reason? you can be missing some that never formed? most people have the same number, but there are some pretty common variations, and it turns out some other bones and body parts are like that too. sometimes shit’s just weird.