These are $30 for one but stitches at the hospital are more expensive so this is pretty damn great
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These are $30 for one but stitches at the hospital are more expensive so this is pretty damn great
i just discovered this wilkinson sword ad, and it is basically #myaesthetic 😘
I’m too bi for this ad
bi-swordsual
are…are they gonna bone down on that glass covered bed?
So if I look up swordfighting porn this is what I’ll find, right?
@kinkeryandgeekery I really need to practice my swordplay more. Holy crap is that… nice.
If by ‘nice’ you mean, ‘God damn holy shit thats hot’, then yes
if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te
*eeoo
Okay th*n. *f you’r* sure about th*s.
Old Macd*nald had a farm.
*eieio
i’m going to shatter you like glass
Trump is angry at NBC News for using this photo of him, so please don’t use this enhanced, enlarged version of it for anything.
Trump Reportedly Discusses “Reset” and Unflattering Double Chin Photos During Media Meeting
I will never share these.
Pass these around to make sure everyone knows which ones not to pass around
Under no circumstances reblog this. It is forbidden.
Oops fingers slipped!
As you can see. I’m not reblogging this.
ohhh no what happened, i slipped. a shame.
*Slams down on reblog button because fuck him he doesnt tell me what to do. Bitch*
He can’t blame himself for looking dumb. I’m gonna spread these pictures around more. Sorry, couldn’t resist reblogging
Help the man…spread the word
Candy crunch by kevinbparry
scary video
without sound: enjoyable, satisfying, induces chocolate cravings, maybe even a little beautiful? idk i really like candy
with sound: only a sick sadistic bastard fuck would make something as horrible as this. an abomination. there is probably a room in hell where this plays on repeat at theater-level volume. fuck this.
THANKS GUYS I HATE IT
I listened to it without sound and I wish I hadn’t turned the sound on. Don’t do it
…i…actually like the sound…crinkly sound…
i can vouch for the fact the crinkly sounds a little weird, but its not horrible
don’t worry @biggest-goldiest-spoon ive got your back
i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts
probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore
Wanna bet
Next generation, chanting DO IT:
Teddy Lupin with metamorphosed bird wings for arms, standing in the astronomy tower: IM GONNA DO IT
McGonnagal: WHAT THE FUCK
Headcanon accepted
This is the only thing that has ever mattered in my life everyone go home this is the best post on this fucking site
When teen defies anti-vax parents and gets shots, his mom says it's a "slap in the face"
A teen’s Reddit post went viral when he asked the public how he could get vaccinated. “My parents are kind of stupid and don’t believe in vaccines. Now that I’m 18, where do I go to get vaccinated? Can I get vaccinated at my age?”
The Ohio high school student, Ethan Lindenberger, says he had just gotten his driver’s license and a car, and had some money, and was ready to do defy his parents. “It’s stupid and I’ve had countless arguments over the topic. But, because of their beliefs I’ve never been vaccinated for anything, god knows how I’m still alive.”
A month after his post, he started getting shots, including “hepatitis A, hepatitis B, influenza and HPV,” according to The Huffington Post. His mother reacted by telling undark.org that his actions were like a “slap in the face…It was like him spitting on me.”
Lindenberger has six siblings, and only his oldest sister and brother were vaccinated. After that, his parents thought that “vaccines are some kind of government scheme,” according to Ethan, who spoke out on Good Morning America today.
Seven states now allow minors to petition so that they can make their own decision when it comes to vaccinations. But in the states where kids don’t have a choice, some teens are coming to Ethan for advice. “I definitely have received messages and I’ve had people contact me that are in a similar situation where they want to pursue vaccinations and their parent or authority figure doesn’t believe it’s right,” he told Good Morning America.
https://boingboing.net/2019/02/12/when-teen-defies-anti-vax-pare.html
I hope more kids start doing this!
this is in max and anne’s living room:
the ending omg
W H A T
@dest-chase @greyskycloud
I was about to make a joke that this is the tutorial level in every platformer game but THE ENDING GOT ME
@afewmishaps
1st Letter Of My Name : 2nd Letter Of My Name : 1st Letter Of My Moms Name : 2nd Letter Of My Moms Name : 1st Letter Of My Dads Name : 2nd Letter Of My Dads Name : My Child’s Name Would Be ?
is this how rich white americans name their kids?
Alfred
Lmaoooo that’s definitely a white rich fuck’s name
Oldith ?
Kakama
hi everyone im still pissed we never learnt in school that shakespeare was bi and wrote the sonnets about a dude and a woc he was into
hi everyone im still pissed that we were told emily dickinson was a spinster when she spent her whole life writing love letters to a woman
hi everyone im still pissed about the fact that we never got taught any of the super super gay Greek myths. it seems impossible to think they managed to pick all the hetero myths when Greece was just THAT gay but guess what? they did.
hi everyone virginia woolf was also bi im still pissed that so much of literature is queer and has queer coding within it that deserves to be analysed through that lens in the same way that we don’t ignore the gender of an author, but sexuality is never mentioned in highschool literature classes
hi everyone i’m still pissed that we were never taught that da vinci was gay af and that the ideal the western world has of jesus (white, long straight brown hair) was based on one of his male lovers
hi everyone i’m still pissed that we were told sir isaac newton died a virgin when he had multiple boyfriends over the course of his life one of whom he wrote passionate love letters too and lived with
can i get these gay greek myths tho
everyone log off bcus absolutely none of u will want to hear what i have to say next
shrek is an inherently lesbian narrative
elaborate
u grow up persecuted & are told that who u are is ugly dirty & wrong and u hold ppl at a distance bcus of it. u build a life of dedicated solitude and struggle to find a place in any community even a community of marginalized outsiders bcus ur so used to loneliness, but u still feel kinship with them under everything. u meet a girl who u think is beautiful and right and it turns out shes both those things but shes also like u and that could be a good thing. donkey and shreks friendship is obviously gay/lesbian solidarity
also like when he sits down to the dinner for one plus martini & candle? dykery
i can literally keep going. how he only finds public acceptance through making himself entertainment (see hannah gadsbys nanette for more). how his anthem is a joan jett song. u all thought this was a joke but i dont play around
lesbians are like onions
I wanted to download We Will Rock You, but…
everytime i hear this my lungs hurt from laughing
I just fOUND HTE BEST GIF OMFG
I HAVE LOOKED FOR THIS LONGER THAN I HAVE BEEN ALIVE
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No, no, these .gifs are terrible to go with this song.
You need something like this:
ITS BACCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!
This came up on my dash. Meanwhile on the radar:
I clicked over (source) and saw these:
Serendipity and perfection.
I need this in my life this sounds like a sassy mafia gang circling you and instead of guns they only use the power of dance and music
I am morally obligated to reblog this post
does anyone know who this cover is actually done by?
yeah its by max raabe
the older i get the more i realize what it meant for lily and james potter to die at 21. when you’re 11 and you’re reading the books, watching the films, 21 feels ancient. it did to me. even the actors they picked looked like they were in their thirties, because actual 21 year olds standing next to harry in the mirror would have been an excruciating sight i think. actual 21 year olds lined up in the photo sirius shows harry would have been horrible to see. they weren’t adults. i look at 21 year olds now and most of them are still teenagers. and i’m so sad because you know harry turns 21 and then 22 and then 28 and 29 and realizes how terribly young his parents were, how brave they were, how exceptional they were, GOD I’M SAD IM GETTING A BEER
Spread this around; remind the world that for every Nazi, there’s an entire train full of sensible people capable of basic moral behaviour.