Chester Elliot

Queer, 21 year old transgaymer depression, vlogs, video games, feminist, #BLM

[memes-r-memes]

[dreamingandgaming]

People who are upset about Pikachu talking in the new movie seem to be unaware of what it’s based off of, and what we put up with in the source material…

[tshifty]

I LOVE SNOW SO MUCH IM CRYING SJDFDSFJLKDSFJKLDSJKLDS IT’S SNOWING IN NOVEMBER 

[thebootydiaries]

women’s shampoos be like: coconut; honey/milk; rose; tropical fruits; aloe vera

men’s shampoos be like: ARCTIC ICE; DARKNESS; GUNS; TESTOSTERONE; PAIN

[demonius-darkblade]

this reopens the ages old pokemon debate “is it ethical to catch a mr.mime? is mr.mime just a guy?”

[tits-n-trix]

[oldmancaleb-deactivated20220531]

Mr Mime has a humiliation fetish and Ash’s mom totally doms him

[rtrixie]

Hey please don’t type these words ever again

[horchatadrinker]

finally told my parents they’re gay

[toothmuncher3000]

anyway, my older sister was adopted when she was almost 16 (kinda on accident too), and because of that she got away from an abusive household, went from barely passing classes to being an honour student, and launching into a career where she’s happy and healthy and paying her own way. just two years of parenting where she had 3 meals a day, a bedtime, and parents to help and protect her changed her life radically. Plus, i got an older sister

adopt teenagers.

[arrowquillpokemon]

game: has any kind of elemental based fighting system

me: apply pokemon logic

[gluttonousgoddess]

To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.

[arrowquillpokemon]

yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons

[karnalesbian]

go outside and try to suplex a bird

[dolleyeresponse]

tell me how bug resists fighting

[karnalesbian]

go outside and try to suplex a bug

[gaypeopletwitter]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

nite nite lil fuckers. 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

me as a parent

[m1uw]

they shouldn’t trust you with children

[seb-vit]

They already don’t

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

technically you signed over your firstborn when you followed me 

[pwapboi-deactivated20200412]

great, now I owe my firstborn to FOUR people

[awful-ninja]

Cut in forths or is it a custody battle?

[pwapboi-deactivated20200412]

Custody I guess. I promised it to several people 

[rotten-to-the-applecore]

Me, from my desk, lowering my glasses to glare at you: Did you bring enough firstborn for the whole class?

[primad0nnagirlz]

Mom says it’s my turn with the firstborn

[prokopetz]

One of my favourite anecdotes about the first Golden Age of Piracy is that, at one point, Captain Henry Morgan left England in one ship, and arrived in the Caribbean commanding a completely different ship, and nobody knows why. What happened to the first ship and how he acquired the second one are entirely unrecorded.

[johannesviii]

At some point in his short career (1715 until 1718), the English pirate Ben Hornigold attacked a sloop near Honduras just to steal all the hats of the crew, because his own crew had gotten drunk the night before and they had tossed every single one of their own hats overboard.

[lyinginbedmon]

Bartholomew Roberts, arguably the most successful pirate in history by ships captured (a whopping 470 in 3 years), didn’t actually want to be a pirate. His ship was captured and he was forced to join the pirate crew.

After the original pirate captain was killed, he was democratically elected captain of the pirate crew less than 6 weeks after being captured by them.

[squeeful]

…Dread Pirate Roberts

[jigglypuffsvevo]

“how’s your semester going?”

[foulserpent]

sometimes self care is saying “this is stupid” and closing the tab

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

done with this game 

[deanpinterester]

[rakarchive-deactivated20191109]

once in elementary school i got a D on a test and i legitimately thought my parents were going to kill me so at recess we had a funeral and my friends picked me flowers and pieces of grass and let them blow away in the wind it was very dramatic i cried