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therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.
cunt dracula:
[jojo pose] count dracula. [different jojo pose] nice to meet you. [jojo walk cycle] alexa, turn down the music! [the obnoxious music doesn't change volume] mr harker
Cuntula
hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like it was expensive
hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like a shining example of your country's functional healthcare system
[sweating and taking notes] hey girl awesome pussy. it looks nuanced and complicated
everyone rejoice, Ao3 is back
well done everybody for being so brave about it
im getting really fucking sick of all this “it gets better!” bullshit. im going to have depression for the rest of my life. it’s not going to “””get better””” fuck you
i have really great news guys, despite it all
Some amazing character art based on my new cozy, creepy, cryptid novel Strange Animals. This illustration is by the amazing Evangeline Gallagher. Prepare to meet the horned wolf (and many other strange creatures) this February.
Preorder info here!
recently came across some plates and bowls that would be perfect for a children's hospital
ONE
SINGLE
JOKE
thought it was a one-off thing, but i've now seen multiple pictures and videos of red-bellied woodpeckers touching other birds with their tongue at bird feeders. why are they suck little freaks?
why are you like this?
Every time I see this I lose my marbles I love it so much. "For some reason I yelled who is in here as I was falling" is the point where my soul leaves my body. God I love.
Extremely Important Update: in April 2023 the World Bird Sanctuary had an orphaned eagle chick in need of care, so they decided to see if Murphy could live up to his parental ambitions.
He successfully raised the chick, which is now thriving with the other juvenile eaglets!
Congrats Murphy, you made it happen through sheer determination.
(Pictures are from the Facebook page of the World Bird Sanctuary; I can’t link them directly because I don’t have a FB account and the site is a nightmare to interact with if you’re not logged in, constantly resetting and kicking you to registration pages.)
Update: Murphy’s foster chick has now been released back in the wild!
i have understood so many things about online leftist culture by the fact that when i said "your local community has people you will morally and politically disagree with but you cannot lock them out of accessing any tangible service you’re organising" one of the tags responding said "this isn’t about proshippers in here you’re not welcome" like. folks. focus with me. some of us are homeless here.
@cookinguptales added an utterly brilliant take on this in the tags.
#not to spew my exvangelical baggage all over this#but I have to be honest I do feel like the cultural pervasion of christianity has influenced a lot of this#I grew up in a community that preached about community service and charity a lot and many congregation members WERE very generous#but they were also INCREDIBLY opposed to social programs on a government level#there was a lot of rhetoric about how kindness has to be a choice and you couldn't force people to support these programs#which I did buy into when I was younger and more naive#as I got older I realized that this was a form of control#I'd see my grandmother offering homeless folks suffering from addiction food and promising them more if they'd come to church#I'd see 'christian' homeless shelters turning away queer people to die in the cold#and I realized that they were using charity as a tool to enforce conformity to their values#it is both the carrot and the stick#they use these resources to try and bribe the needy into sharing their values#while signaling strongly to 'outsiders' that help is contingent on adherence to the value system of a specific religion#and simultaneously signaling to INSIDERS that if you ever leave all aid and community will be withheld from you#they hated the idea of government programs that would provide these resources because then they would not be able to control them#federal anti-discrimination laws would mean that things like food and shelter and access to adoption could be neither carrot nor stick#they would be paying the same amount either way whether they were donating to a christian charity or paying taxes#but they would lose that element of control so they hated it#and unfortunately I at least live in a country where christian framework has pervaded the wider culture#and when you see people (even non-christians) who have grown up in this cultural framework#you often see this same urge to gatekeep resources and make sure that 'bad' people don't get access to them#(which in fandom often correlates to 'proshippers'... which is a whole other post...)#so when a person is talking about ACTUAL PHYSICAL TANGIBLE resources for people who need help#people will still come barreling in talking about moral insider/outsider dynamics in whatever their subculture is#because regardless of politics or cultural scene people are still holding onto that overarching framework#which is 'we should withhold resources from people we don't agree with as a tool to 'fix' them'#people still automatically equate the availability of tangible services with both morality and adherence#(whatever that looks like to them)#it's... frustrating
I guess Twitter really needed a middle-aged trans man on the timeline today. Happy to oblige.
This is extremely funny to me. Yes, I am Twitter OP and I see all y'all thirst tagging and assigning me Professor at Birth. 😅
Click "like" to charge and "reblog" to cast until I achieve my final form.
This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!
This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.
WHAT?
The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.
WHAT?????
Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?
Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.
https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook
Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.
WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL
This is very true lol
Yo what the f u c k
not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????
I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.
What the fuck
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….thank you tumblr??
hm.
I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments
I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, too.
Well I never
As a general rule of thumb, do not push air into any bodily orifice, regardless of gender. It never ends well. Air compressors and the human body do NOT mix.
Not even the mouth, shit can rupture a lung.
I’m asexual but reblogging to potentially save lives
is no one going to mention that the google image above vaginal embolism is 4 people fucking scuba diving? are we not going to mention that at all?
Ecosocialist praxis
I support you poison Ivy
Reblog if you support Poison Ivy
That’s my girl.
Important context:
(from: https://comicbook.com/comics/news/poison-ivy-batman-guide/)
So. Yeah, Neil Gaiman.
It’s true.
Another fun thing I do with customers - specifically parents of very small children who don’t know they’re alive yet - is directly imply I think the coffee is for the baby, not the parent. and lemme tell you, like 70% of parents eat that shit up. They immediately go along with the bit and start discussing it with their newborn child, while the baby just stares at us like 😮
I joke around a lot about how I would pay So Much Money for a Pokemon: Eevee Version where the entire selling point is finally giving us an eeveelution for all 18 types and also some dual-types.
And then I saw this:
And I am no longer joking.
With 171 potential combinations, it is entirely feasible to make a Pokemon game centered around Eevee.
Why? Because Eevee deserves it. And because we have had an egregious dearth of new Eeevee content since Sylveon dropped.
Here’s my pitch:
The region you live in is an island where Eevee basically became the endemic dominant organism. (If Gamefreak really wants to fuck around and find out, they could play around with real-life evolutionary theory concepts. They’ve used recent games to teach kids about stuff like environmentalism and conservation and energy/power production, so why not?)
The Pokemon Professor in the game will be a distant relative of, idk, Professor Rowan or Professor Sycamore, who decided that studying Pokemon evolution is too broad and decided to focus on what really matters: Eevee and Eevee-Associated Phenomena.
The player is tasked with filling out the Eeveedex.
The gym leaders still specialize in particular types, but they still only use Eeveelutions, of course. A fire-type leader can have Flareon as their signature ‘mon, sure, but for the rest of their team it’ll be dual fire types. Which might actually add to the difficulty level, especially if you get some weird type combos like fire/grass, because then you can’t just walk in and annihilate their entire team with a single not-overleveled water type unless it’s got some appropriate moves.
The Elite Four follows the same trend but with trickier type combos. The Champion has a six-Pokemon team full of the most seemingly contradictory type combos, like fire/water and normal/ghost. And lots of unexpected movesets, like the absolute badass that is Cynthia.
In the post-game Professor Oak will show up to give you the National Dex and you can have access to other ‘mons, as a treat, but until then? You get Eevee and its various -eons. It’s Eevee’s time to shine, which means Eevee and -eons only.
(I might make one (1) exception. There can be That One Fisherman with an entire team of Magikarp, if Gamefreak insists on carrying on that trope. Or he could just have a team of six Vaporeon that only know Splash. I’m willing to compromise.)
@inprogresspokemon
My time has come! (mobile link)
An “Eevee Island” spin off would be fun. I’m a far way from all 171, but maybe someday!
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This one really does just gain momentum with every new word, huh?
