try new things!

elise. she/her. shitpost connoisseur.

[gerardwaysbob]

2011 / 2025

[nebulaedaniel]

dnp defending their “we don’t get deliveroo every day” by explaining that they heat up things from the freezer. angels what the fuck is going on.

[ahappydnp]

new eras.

big changes.

big questions.

[yaoifuldnp]

dan falling out of the bunk with cheeks out is so fucking funny welcome back 2011

[phannie-by-night]

Do you ever think about the domino effect of being a phannie. Like some twink shot his shot 15+ years ago and now we’re all here

[sandinmybed]

dan and phil are proof that if you are pure of heart and genuinely love lesbians you can literally beat jesus

[pseudophan]

sorry no i haven't moved past this yet

i just think it's cute that tumblr got such a Tumblr post... twitter and instagram didn't get a rawr :3 .... <3

[getadog]

currently losing it over the contrast between these two pictures. they are so fucking funny

[phlondsbian]

feeling so represented by dan doing deep dives to learn more about rollercoasters but never learning how to do laundry or cooking or taxes or anything useful

[ahappydnp]

stunned because that was real life domestic bickering like that wasn't even danandphil branded on camera anecdotes they were just airing shit out

[galaxie-films]

[yeehawodyssey]

[babygirlphil]

[bhawk-goose]

do I even want to know what the other dominos are? Or why 9/11 is the dust mite in this? I really feel like this could be anywhere from entirely wholesome and logical, if a bit unlikely, to an utterly horrific acid trip about two celebrities I know nothing about(also I've seen a video recently and I'm not sure if it was the OG or if they did it again for an anniversary or smth, but in the video I saw it was the general pride flag, not gay)

edit: I'm not ur therapist but based on the tags I've been seeing in my activity I'm not sure any of these fandoms are good for you guys

[evermorepeyton]

you can lie to people on phan twitter, but you can’t lie to ME. it’s not true that you don’t want to see dan and phil kiss. in that very specific video i get it like their tongues were out if they’d actually done it it would have been so ugly and i was kind of scared that they would. but if they ever casually kissed on stage everyone here would EAT THAT SHIT UP don’t lie to me.

they are not your parents, you read smut about them people

[gremlinshatephilosophers]

[pseudophan]

calling dan and phil ugly kissers is very funny and we should keep doing it, but i don't necessarily think what will get to dan is the accusation that he's an ugly kisser i think it's more the implication that none of us got the joke. of course logically he knows that we're just being dicks for the sake of it, but truly nothing gets to him more than people taking his jokes too seriously and i don't think he would be able to help himself. realistically if people bring it up during a preshow he'd just go IT WAS A JOKE but in a perfect world he would be like IT DOESN'T ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE THAT. what doesn't? you and phil kissing? oh ok tell us more

[bottomsonlybar]

highly amusing to me that ben's phone did the same thing with adam as phil's phone did with dan