Once more with feeling

alex | nz | they/them

[swvevo]

[luna-forever-1]

😂

[aenramsden]

You have to admire her audacity, if nothing else.

[boogabeing]

Literally my favourite thing about Rogue One is that it makes the opening of New Hope so funny. Like, Vader has followed Leia from a planet he just blew up seconds ago and pursued her across the galaxy and then she’s just like: ‘I’m on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan’

Vader: You’re a rebel. I just had a fight with your entire rebel fleet and followed you here. Straight from the rebels. Of which you are a part

Leia: *dramatic gasp* rebel? Me???  I was just passing through. Diplomatically. Thought it was a five-space-ship pile-up or something going on there… 

[hashtagloveloses]

death star plans? on my alderaanian diplomatic mission? it’s more likely than you think

[captainlordauditor]

[jackhawksmoor]

ok but this is like legitimate Canon Improvement because I’d always wondered why Vader was so wildly furious at the start of the movie like “rahhhhh bring me the passengers I WANT THEM ALIVE!!!!” and now I’m like

ohh yeah okay they literally JUST blew up Vader’s base, stole his sh!t, and took off while giving him the finger from the window

[that-clever-oc-deactivated20250]

[posttexasstressdisorder]

[modernghosts]

I enjoy the simpler things in life, like sitting down with a good long gay fanfic.

[transhuman-priestess]

“Why are you so upset about adult content bans? You don’t even post that stuff. can’t you just look at porn somewhere else?”

Well, you see, I have this small problem where my very existence is considered adult content by a small but very powerful group of people and I actually rather enjoy being able to exist in public without restriction so uhhhh put that in your bong and smoke it kiddo.

[transhuman-priestess]

Extremely good point

[catmask]

i love when ur inside chilling or cleaning and it suddenly starts raining hard as hell YESSSSS IM A LITTLE MOUSE IN A TREE HOLLOW HOUSE

[ricketybonez]

i need to stop picking at my face but the problem is theres Textures On There and i would prefer if there Werent

[runela9]

Absolutely Devastated to discover that attempting to Remove The Textures will cause new, much more Textured Textures To Appear

[luxlightly]

Surely if I remove this new Texture, however, it will be gone forever.

[luxlightly]

By Talos, this can’t be happening.

[andypantsx3]

writing fics be like

[valtsv]

most of my media opinions can be boiled down to "yeah the symbolism is cool but i'm also just horny" and "yeah i'm horny about it but the symbolism also fucks"

[gayshitanddadjokes]

[ihopeucomehomesoon]

the feminine urge to release a gut-wrenching scream from the depths of your soul

[under-the-arch]

[mangonetics]

ah shit they're gaining on us. we gotta jettison some weight. throw all those stolen boomerangs out we don't need em

[supreme-leader-stoat]

On it, boss!

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Bad news, boss!

[goblinparty]

Last night I was talking to my boyfriend, and I couldn’t think of the word ‘library’, so I said ‘book ranch’. He thought it was hilarious and started making up alternative names for ‘librarian’.

“Cowbook! Like cowboy! No…Readcher? Like Rancher? No, fuck this is hard…”

and just now I heard him yell “BOOKAROO” from the other end of the apartment in the most triumphant tone of voice i’ve ever heard

[sasquapossum]

“Howdy, pardner. Name’s Tex. Biblio Tex.”

[cithaerons]

I could recognize him by tits alone

[beaft]

my main requirement in a partner is someone who's willing to "yes, and" me. if i say something completely insane i need them to just pick that up and run with it and commit to the bit until we wind up with a conversation that's funny to us but completely incoherent to everyone within earshot. actually now that i'm typing this out i've realised my ideal relationship might just be "shitty improv comedy duo"

[cipheramnesia]

Any sufficiently advanced form of gender is indistinguishable from magic.

[valtsv]

i've had enough of being so brave about it i want to start screaming

[thexfiles]

i am one traumatized bitch and that’s all i’ve got goin on