Ubedoodles

they/them a friendly place where I can post my silly art :3

[ubedoodles]

Hiccup finds this little stray in the woods, caught in a wire trap. So, obviously he has to save the poor thing! Ignoring his Dad and village's superstitions about black cats...

Poor kitty had to get his leg and part of his tail aputated after getting caught in the trap. :( Don't worry, though! That won't stop him from tearing around Hiccup's house and causing all kinds of trouble for him (/affectionate)! Hiccup makes sure his unexpected new friend gets all the treatment they need - he was the one that set the trap, after all.

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Cat toothless!! HTTYD is so so special to me, it is my childhood and an integral part of my person. So of course I had to draw this little guy as a cat! Dragons are basically just cats with wings anyway. Especially Toothless here - to quote my bestie "perfec shayp" lol no adjustment needed

Maybe I'll try and draw Hiccup with him next, who knows :]

[ubedoodles]

fathom headshot!

Since Turtle is supposed to look like the spitting image of Fathom or whatnot, I based Fathom's design after what I did for Turtle's. (Maybe it should be the other way around but ehh I drew Turtle first what're you gonna do) I wanted them to be different enough from each other that one could tell them apart, but still similar so you could understand how Darkstalker could mistake one for the other. :]

[ubedoodles]

turtle headshot!

I love Turtle so much, the animus battle scene in his book was so good!! Also the reveal that he MADE Anenome an animus to cover himself?? Shivers. What are you doing Turtle, respectfully. (to be fair he was four (4) at the time, trying desperately to hide his god powers, so)

I wish the books had gotten more into his feelings/reaction to having his magic taken away for good. Especially after he had a whole arc accepting himself and his magic. Like,,, I get why magic was taken away (and I think it was a good decision, actually, because otherwise how could you possibly have any plot when you could just use magic to solve basically anything) and there wasn't really time in the books to get into it. But Turtle was SO SAD when he got his magic taken away the first time!! I don't think we're ever gonna get this, but it would be so cool to see some kind of short (maybe a winglets?) where we see Turtle (and Anenome too honestly) come to terms with their loss of magic and, for Turtle specifically, realize that they aren't useless without it.

[ubedoodles]

eepy bumblebee :3

and a version with just flat colors under the cut

[ubedoodles]

In the misty forests of an island far away, an elusive clan of cats walk in the shadows. Proud worshipers of the great deities: Balux, Umbrask, Absorvey, and Ramarine.

Meet Downybriar, a blind Emissary of the Eye, follower of Absorvey. Since Absorvey is the Watcher God, representative of perception and judgement, those more naive think this ironic, or some sort of contradiction. This doesn't bother Downybriar, however; she has some good fun teaching these young cats just how observant she can be...

[ubedoodles]

Leechwhisker teaches their excited, if not nervous, apprentice Waxfin. Nothing ominous happening at all :)

[patrochilles-or-bust]

Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.

[patrochilles-or-bust]

Yes, nonblack people can reblog. I'd appreciate it, in fact, if y'all took the time to vocally support your Black friends/fans in fandom.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[rhaenyrastormborn]

One driver already quit and NASCAR responded with basically “we had to google you because nobody knew who the fuck you were”

[victoriankeysmash]

Nascar started because they said fuck cops and its nice to see they havent lost their roots completely.

[the-lucky-shadow]

I had to go look this up because I couldn’t believe it wasn’t a “news from a brighter timeline,” type thing, but it’s almost entirely true. NASCAR didn’t actually fire him cuz that’s not really how that works, but they suspended him indefinitely when it happened. His company did also fire him, tho.

He was allowed to return to racing after 6 months of voluntary education on race and language, which I’m not sure how I feel about. He did do it himself, and his multiple apologies acknowledge not just that it’s not a word for him to use, but why it can’t be, both of which are all but unheard of whenever someone ends up controversial because they used a slur. Positive signs, but I’m still wary.

Everything else holds up well. They banned the Confederate flag, and have added it to the list of banned items alongside things like fireworks and weapons. If someone sneaks one in, NASCAR reserves the right to not only kick people out, but to fucking have them arrested if they refuse to take it down and/or leave. In conjunction with the ban, Bubba Wallace, the black driver mentioned, created a BLM-styled stock car and drove it in a 500 lap race.

The ban on gun ads isn’t entirely accurate from what I’ve seen, but they haven’t allowed sponsorships or ads featuring assault weapons or sniper rifles since late 2019. They haven’t explicitly banned all gun ads, but they haven’t allowed any that feature the kinds of weapons used in most mass shootings, which are the ones most heavily advertised (fucking shocker, I know).

Finally, like many companies, NASCAR is displaying the pride flag at its racetracks, but it actually went a step further this year. It held an auction for signed gear from several drivers, and the proceeds were given to You Can Play, an organization dedicated to breaking down walls for lgbtq+ athletes.

TLDR: There’s a couple slight inaccuracies and 2 caveats, but by and large the stuff in the original tweet is true. Go NASCAR, apparently

[dear-ao3]

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

[dear-ao3]

THATS TUPPERWARE

[sobutmermaids]

i thought delaware was a place in ohio? why are there so many things named delaware?

[dear-ao3]

delaware is too powerful

[uncertaininnit]

what the fuck

[dear-ao3]

[skaktusposts]

Wait what? I thought Delaware was a store with building supplies. Like paint, wood, nails and stuff?

[dear-ao3]

THATS HOME DEPOT ???

[skaktusposts]

I know home depot, but dude I don't know anything about America mad have never been there. Are you sure there is not a some sort of store called something close to Delaware!?!

[dear-ao3]

.....ace hardware....?

[uncertaininnit]

this post has only been around for a few hours but could very well be a world heritage post

[dear-ao3]

but at what cost

[publiusmaximum]

This post launched at 8am PST on 12 Feb 2021. The above conversation has happened in 3 hours.

[dear-ao3]

[uncertaininnit]

he WHAT? i thought he was from. w. wait. ???

[dear-ao3]

delaware stole the presidents shoelaces for clout and became too powerful

[likethehorrormovie]

From the UK- and what do you mean Delaware isn't a type of ceramic?

[dear-ao3]

it is now

[swifty-the-rake-deadblog]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame is it too early?

[kkshowtunes]

Isn’t delaware what they make computers on???

[dear-ao3]

software ??

[you-say-that-so-often]

I think they meant Dell Ware, a specific computer type. We had a Dell computer once.

I thought Delaware was that famous singer they spoofed in Zootopia.

[dear-ao3]

gazelle??

[king-finnigan]

oh i thought delaware was that one british singer lady, you know, the one from chasing pavements

[dear-ao3]

that's fucking adele

[metamelonisle]

isn’t delaware that place you go when you die

[shirtshawaiian]

youre thinking of superhell and all of you are going there

[totalrosalia]

how the fuck did any of you come to the conclusions you all made

[dear-ao3]

we live in america?

[vigilantsycamore]

I thought Delaware was that food delivery service that keeps interrupting youtube videos with their ads when I'm trying to have a good time

[abnormalmind777]

..... are you talking about Doordash???

[destiel-is-canon-what]

Isn't Delawere the name of that one girl in the song that goes "Hey there, Delawere"? She's from NYC or something.

[dear-ao3]

THATS HEY THERE DELILAH

[katherynefromphilly]

Pausing here to point out that op is “dear-AO3″ and now I’m wondering if Delaware fanfic would be categorized as RSF (real state fic) or AU (alternate unitedstates)

[dear-ao3]

stop i do not want to think about this 

[joyflameball]

Isn’t Delaware that SPN ship that exploded the internet

[dear-ao3]

[forensicrodentfool]

Everyone on this post:

[sith-shenanigans]

I love that the “no, that’s [x]” meme is making a comeback here and only here and nobody has any idea what’s going on

[jmercedesd]

Keep up the good work, we can make poor OP have a melt down yet. 

[dear-ao3]

[callme-corpse-septiceye]

Isn't delaware that one brand of pizza that's like "it's not delivery, it's delaware."

[dear-ao3]

[paulblartinum]

isn't delaware the god of the sea

[dear-ao3]

[robbietherat]

Isn't Delaware the name of that guy who painted the Mona Lisa?

[dear-ao3]

[lordechostan]

delaware is that one evil cyborg guy that has a son named Luke and a red laser sword

[kiwikipedia]

Thats Darth Vader. Im pretty sure Delaware is that other red-laser sword guy. You know. The one that stabbed Qui-Gon.

[dear-ao3]

what have i created

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

I usually only reblog older posts, but this definitely deserves to be in every tumblr hall of fame

[dear-ao3]

this post has only existed for 8 days. 

[salemruinseverything]

happy one month birthday

[just-brain-thoughts]

This is just the “no odd number have the letter e”post

[articulate-anxious-atheist-deac]

it’s ALL odd numbers have “e” silly!

(odd numbers end in the digits 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 (one, three, five, seven, nine) and the only ones for which the word version doesn’t end in those words are/end in eleven, thirteen, fifteen, seventeen, nineteen. I will NOT elaborate or defend this lest this post become another. ur free to do this yourselves if you want tho)

[gumi-megpoidd]

i mean no even numbers end with 1, 3, 5, 7, or 9

[ainosukes-sadism]

oh no please dont make another number discourse im still reeling from the last one

[irenethehotdog]

What about infinity, if it's infinite the technically at one point as it goes on forever it does end in in either 1,3,5,7, or 9 but because it's infinite it's neither even nor odd. Yes? No? Idk I'm drunk

[dear-ao3]

this was posted exactly one month ago to the minute. 87k notes.

[goldenzingy46]

@dear-ao3​ do you need a hug

[dear-ao3]

yes

[mysnis]

What a chaotic energy and turn of events.

[ur-favorite-queer-queen]

Almost woke my sister up when reading this, laughed way too hard

[dear-ao3]

here, for all you fuckers asking, this is the damn delaware post

[queen-o-leen]

Remembering the time @miraculousmelodies and @coolkid-mcgee kept sending "Delaware post supremacy"

[nightlychaotic]

OMFG I FORGOT ABOUT "Delaware Post Supremacy"

my life makes sense now

[thatbeluga]

Delaware ends in e so it’s an odd number

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

why do black people use you in the wrong context? such is "you ugly" instead of "you're ugly" I know u guys can differentiate, it's a nuisance

you a bitch

[rsbenedict-deactivated20181216]

It’s called copula deletion, or zero copula. Many languages and dialects, including Ancient Greek and Russian, delete the copula (the verb to be) when the context is obvious.

So an utterance like “you a bitch” in AAVE is not an example of a misused you, but an example of a sentence that deletes the copular verb (are), which is a perfectly valid thing to do in that dialect, just as deleting an /r/ after a vowel is a perfectly valid thing to do in an upper-class British dialect.

[pigeonstalking]

What’s more, it’s been shown that copula deletion occurs in AAVE exactly in those contexts where copula contraction occurs in so-called “Standard American English.” That is, the basic sentence “You are great” can become “You’re great” in SAE and “You great” in AAVE, but “I know who you are” cannot become “I know who you’re” in SAE, and according to reports, neither can you get “I know who you” in AAVE.

In other words, AAVE is a set of grammatical rules just as complex and systematic as SAE, and the widespread belief that it is not is nothing more than yet another manifestation of deeply internalized racism.

[kingkunta-md]

This is the most intellectual drag I’ve ever read.

[dynastylnoire]

Reblog every time

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

[arbitreneart]

It just keeps coming around

[fart-poop-daily]

we need more women. 3,822,561,000 isn't enough.

[citypop-sibling-deactivated2022]

thank you trans women

[fart-poop-daily]

thank you trans women

[20xbetterthanu]

just a fucking reminder that trans women of color were at the frontlines of the LGBTQ+ movement, that they fought just as hard, if not harder, for everyone to have their rights, that they were and still are murdered in cold blood for being themselves.

just a fucking reminder to not erase them from history, to not pretend like being trans and gnc is just a white people thing, to remember our sisters and mothers of the movement, because we would not be here without them, would not have come this far without them, would be lost without them.

Just a fucking reminder.

[typhonserpent]

If you are American, PLEASE SUPPORT THE SSI RESTORATION ACT OF 2021

This new bill has been introduced in both the house and the Senate.

Among other things, it will:

Raise the monthly disability income by just over 30 percent - bringing it to poverty level.

Remove penalties for recieving financial help from friends and family.

Increase the amount of assets a disabled person may have from $2,000 to $10,000 (this hasn't been updated since 1989)

Update outside income restrictions to allow disabled people to receive up to $399 a month without reducing their benefits.

REWARD, not penalize, people who want to receive additional income while on social security income.

REMOVE THE MARRIAGE BAN YES YOU READ THAT RIGHT THIS WILL REMOVE THE MARRIAGE BAN

For those unaware current regulations do a lot to oppress disabled people. In fact marriage equality doesn't even extend to disbled people who risk having their benefits reduced or outright taken away if they marry someone. This means that in common law states disabled people can't even live with their significant other or they risk losing their financial independence.

Current regulations mean that if you're disbled you can't have so much as one penny over $2,000 to your name. So buying a car and gaining more independence or freedom is largely out of the question for disabled people.

Current regulations penalize social security recipients who receive income from outside sources, even if those sources are reimbursement. Did you get paid to babysit for a few hours? That's income, and you get your benefits reduced. Did you loan a friend $10 and they pay you back? The government considers that $10 income, and you get your benefits reduced.

These aren't mere anecdotes - these are all examples of actual things that have happened to disbled people I know, and if you have any disabled friends in your life I'm sure they can tell you the same stories.

If you value marriage equality, if you value financial independence, if you value the rights of disbled people, please PLEASE support this bill! Contact your reps, vote, and make noise! This is a great thing!

[antimasculist]

if you equate lesbianism with not liking dick im going to attack you 

[antimasculist]

uh oh the terfs found this. anyway pre-op transfem lesbians, no-op transfem lesbians, and post-op transmasc lesbians I love u sm

[catgirlforeskin]

this felt too important to leave in the notes

[katara]

DON’T IGNORE THIS POST!

My family and I are all financially struggling, sinking more each month cause we’ve got many bills, my dad got fired from work and haven’t got any job lately as I’m in the same situation and I had to drop out of college and quit my dream of being a nurse. We’re currently in desperate need of food and we can’t afford anything right now, not even groceries! I’m sorry if this is annoying but I don’t know what to do, please if you could donate something that would mean the world to us, if you can’t donate please just reblog this post.

I don’t have venmo or cashapp because they don’t work internationally 🥺

PAYPAL / KO-FI

[straightboyfriend]

there is no medical component to a trans kid transitioning

if a little trans boy comes out to his parents & is like 4 all youd do for his transition is cut his hair, buy a new wardrobe, & switch pronouns & possibly change names

no one is gonna put a little 4 year old on testosterone OR puberty blockers until theyre actually about to start puberty & then they give them a few years to really decide if they want to start hormones

a trans kid existing isnt “child abuse.” child abuse is refusing to let your kid live their lives as they truly are & forcing them to present as a gender they arent

[straightboyfriend]

radfems who interact with this post will be blocked & your argument will not be read or even considered. i do not care about the opinion of a transphobe & my original post still stands.

[gwenfrankenstien]

a few years ago a kid in my preschool class transitioned socially and the only consequence was that as soon as her best friend discovered that changing your name is allowed she wanted to change hers to Detective